Posts tagged ‘police’

March 26, 2014

A Sick Individual… (WTF?)

by datGurl!

Sometimes you just have to ask yourself ‘why’…

this look funny to you???

this look funny to you???

A two-year-old was hurt after razor blades were placed on playground equipment at Millennium Park in East Moline. Police say they found several blades glued to playground equipment by person or persons unknown.

The two-year-old was cut across three fingers but will be ok.

Why would someone do something like this??? Why would someone want to hurt innocent children??? This rocket scientist needs to be caught and soundly beaten to a quivering pulp. Maybe they thought it was funny.

It’s not.

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February 27, 2014


by datGurl!
Is this for the police or the crack heads...?

Is this for the police or the crack heads…?

I guess this they think this would really just stop the cops in their tracks and keep them from kickin’ the door in? Or maybe the fiends that lurk in the night?


July 16, 2013

A Travesty of Justice

by datGurl!

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I am truly disheartened today.  As we all know that barbarian George Zimmerman was acquitted in the death of Trayvon Martin.  This man was guilty as sin.  The world knew it.  He knew it.  That’s why he didn’t want to take the stand in his own defense, because they would have murdered him on the stand…

But how could this be? It was clearly that boy’s voice on the 911 tape.  But they would not allow the Voice Recognition Expert to take the stand and confirm that.  Zimmerman was allowed to go home after the police arrived at the scene.  Who does that, when it’s just you and a dead body and no one knows what happened? In the real world, that person would have gone to jail till this was figured out, instead of home to come up with a story and fake injuries.   And what about those injuries?  There were clearly no injuries on this boob when they finally did arrest him, and he was shown coming out of the police car at the jail.  But when he made his little ‘commercial’ he was banged and bandaged up.  The first 911 operator told him not to follow this ‘suspect’ that a unit was on the way, but he did anyway, and his comments on that call solidified for the whole world, his feelings about this black man in a hoodie.

The bigger picture is what message is this sending to our children, our Black children especially?  The message I am getting is that it is no longer okay to walk down the street wearing a hoodie, lest you be profiled as a hoodlum and shot down in the street.   That you have to worry each time your child leaves home in his hoodie, and wonder if, minding his own business, he has encountered his own George Zimmerman.

And it is okay to kill a Black person and expect to get off scott free.  Sean Bell, Oscar Grant, Amadou Diallo, and Charles de Menezes (7x in the head-No Conviction), Tyisha Shenee Miller, fired on 24 times sittin’ in her car in a mall parkin’ lot.    She was holdin’ her cellphone…Four to the head killed her.    She was labeled a gangbanger, and they walked.  Scott free.  In each of these cases, the victim was eviscerated in court, and the perps set free.
The family is planning to file Federal civil rights charges against this cretin.  They will hopefully stick like they did to O.J.  Even though he was acquitted, he was found guilty, in civil court and ordered to pay millions.

But as my friend, Precilla said, Zimmerman may have not gone free, but he will never be free in his mind, in his soul, or his spirit, because he knows he did the wrong thing and will have to try and live with that.  Then again, public outcry is so fierce over this, somebody might lay hands on him themselves, unless Florida is going to pay for protection, and then how long will that last?  He can’t hide forever…

I will never look at a can of Arizona Ice Tea and a pack of Skittles the same way again.

Here’s a bit of history*

April 19, 2013

Boston Bombers: One Down, One To Go…?

by datGurl!

News reports this morning are sayin’ that there was a gun battle last night in which one of the as yet unidentified marathon bombers was shot and killed, the one in the black hat, supposedly.   A police officer was also killed.


Now my question is this: All they have is grainy footage and video on these suspects, and haven’t released any names,  so how do they know the man killed last night was one of the suspects?

I hate to say it, but I don’t think they have any leads.  They single these two guys out after viewin’ miles of footage.   Because they had big backpacks.  The public is demandin’ they solve this crime, and they are tryin’ to get the answers the people are askin’ for.

Then again,  they did say they found a crushed pressure cooker…

April 19, 2012

White Grandfather Cuffed For Walkin’ With Black Granddaughter

by datGurl!

White Grandfather Cuffed For Walking With Black Granddaughter | NewsOne.

I know this man is hot as fish grease! Somebody call my mofo lawyer!

April 24, 2011

Mr. Officer: ID Please…

by datGurl!

This man pulled it off. just like that Student Body President at Fresno State here in Cali, except his situ is a little worse.

Rafael Espinoza was a widely respected and ‘expemplary’ police officer in Anchorage Alaska. “His reputation here is one of a hard-working officer, one who was very professional,” Anchorage Police Chief Mark Mew at a recent news conference.

The problem is he is not Rafael Espinoza, but Rafael Mora-Lopez, an illegal immigrant who stole another man’s identity in 2005. How’s that for ballz?

Rafael appeared in U.S. District Court and plead not guilty to passport fraud (up to 10 in the clink). All this came out when he was applyin’ for a passport renewal. (His age, like his whole life, turned out to be a lie too; he told the Feds he was 47 yrs old, the police have him listed as 51.) There are no ‘immediate’ plans to file charges-shyt is “still under investigation.” Sounds to me like the blue wagons are circlin’ the camp, lookin’ for a way to let this guy off…

The realRafael Espinoza is a U.S. citizen who lives just outside Alaska.

This is gonna be some shyt. Can you imagine all the court cases they have to go back through, if he testified in them? How many mofos are givin’ away they commissary right now, because they know their case is about to be thrown out over this?

This case is almost like that mofo who took the identity of a dead cousin who was a U.S. citizen, to become a Milwaukee police officer. (Maybe this is where he got this idea from…)

Oscar Ayala-Cornejo was deported to Mexico in 2007. Good for his lyin’ ass…

I wonder how he functioned everyday, knowin’ this house of cards could fall at any moment. *I* would have been nervous as a cat, if somebody even called my name too loud… But they say he passed the pre-employment polygraph (now we know why these mofo’s carry no weight in court) and the background check (more Tom Fuckery). A national fingerprint check turned up empty. (And he still got the job?)

I’d say identity theft, lyin’ to the Feds, fraud and perjury charges should be filed against him. All these cases he’s about to f*ck up need to be laid at his feet too, and once thats done, deportation is in order.

These two and Pedro Ramirez, the Student Body president, makes me think if they really did background checks, they’d find a lot more people pretendin’ to be somebody else… The clerk at the store, the police officer goin by on the motorcycle, the assistant to the city attorney… You never know.

Somethin’ to think about as you start your day…

April 13, 2011

Marijuana State University

by datGurl!

Ray Logan wants to make sure you grow your chronic to its full potency potential.

He is now offerin’  3-hour workshops for folks who want to learn how to grown high-quality hydro in their homes.   Yep -that’s what I said.

Ray is quite serious...

His is the latest business sproutin’ up in Maine since they passed the Medical MaryJoe law that allows registered patients, caregivers and dispensaries to grow they weed to treat specific medical symptoms and conditions, from intractable pain to AIDS.

Though the law is passed,  the 5-0 still keepin’ they eye on Ray.  To prevent them from storm-troopin’ his classroom in swat-gear,  tryin’ to arrest him, he uses basil and other legal house plant to teach the class.

Although medical marijuana does create some gray areas for police, “it is possible, certainly, to grow marijuana legally,” said Portland police Lt. Gary Rogers.     There you have it: The 5-0 are on board too.

Wow.  I wonder how much it would cost to move to Maine…

April 8, 2011

To Pepper Spray or not to Pepper Spray…

by datGurl!


You have a person who will not calm down.  This person had just tossed a TV and some chairs across the room, and is now tryin’ to ram a cart through a door to an office where adults and children fled for safety.

You call 5-0.

When they get there, this person had a foot long piece of wood, trimmed to a point (for stabbin’?) in one hand, and a cardboard box (for body parts?) in the other.

“Come get me, f*cker!”

The first pepper shot was blocked by the cardboard box.  The second shot hit him in the side of the head.  He went down, and was cuffed up.  The standoff was over.

Aidan Elliot is 8 years old, and on TV yesterday with his mother sayin’ pepper-sprayin’ an ‘unruly ‘ 8 yr old is too much.   Really?

bad-ass Aidan...

5-0 says it was the best choice.

“Had the officers chosen to be hands-on with him, the potential for him getting some type of injury and, maybe even officers, would have been much higher.”

This is not the first time this lil boy has been talked down by police from showin’ his ass.   There are two earlier incidents the police were called to this school for this lil boy.

The latest shyt started on the bus, him screamin’  and actin’ a fool.   After breakfast he continued, throwin’  chairs at his teachers, threatenin to slap them around, bein’ “very aggressive and violent.”   They barricaded themselves in an office and called police,  while he tried to bust the door down threatenin’ to kill them all.

“I’m going to kill you once you get out of that room.”

My opinion: His little ass deserved that and more.  His mother shouldnt be glorifyin’ his little ass with TV appearances –they on GMA today– and all this support as if he didn’t do anything but bat his lil eyes.   He needs an ass whuppin’;  ain’t no way in the world that a child of mine would show his ass anywhere like this,  and expect me not to go upside that head with the quickness.

All she’s doin’ is showin this kid that there are no consequences for his actions, and if there are, its cash on the wood.  Mamma will stand down with him, even if he is in the wrong.   All the way to the bank (or ‘check-cashin’ place’)

This lil mofo is armed and threatenin’ to harm his teachers and classmates?  Destroyin’ public property?  Tauntin’  the police when they do get there?

“I will kill you mother-f*ckers.”

In real life, had he been older, the consequences would have been a cap busted in his ass, and the police on TV talkin’ about how they had no choice but to ‘take him out’.

Had this been 10 yrs from now we’d be readin’ about little Aidan shootin’ up the school and killin’ those classmates…

Right now his stupid mother,  Mandy is filin’ papers against the 5-0.   Lookin for a payday.  (Why does everyone in American think everything is a lawsuit??) She should be whuppin’ his ‘grown’ ass.    She claims he doesn’t act this way at home, only at school.  I don’t believe that, because she also said in the same article,  that she’s “tried puttin’ him on meds but they don’t work”.  (So then, if this performance is only for school, why the meds?   I’m jus’ sayin’… )

Mother Mandy better stop seein’ dollar $igns and blaming her son’s issues on everybody else, expecting the school district to solve his behavioural problems.    This child by the statements he’s made, needs a mental help.   She needs to get her son that help before there is a real tragedy.

So, minions, what do you think?  Should  Aidan’s bad ass been peppered sprayed,  once he was out of control?  Should the police instead had tried to ‘talk him down’?  Did the school do the right thing in callin the 5-0?

Waitin’ on you…

November 11, 2010

Hookers: Uniform Required

by datGurl!

In the interest of pedestrian and driver safety, employees of the World’s Oldest Profession (hoes)  workin’ in and around the Catalan city of Lleida (Spain) are now required to wear screamin’  loud, yellow,  fluorescent sleeveless vests on the stroll.   Any booty for sale, not wrapped in the high visibility topper, faces a $57 fine by the Mossos d’Esquadra, the regional 5-0.

Hi hoe, hi hoe, its off to work they go...

They say they’re not singlin’ the girls out; hookin’  is legal in most of Spain (pimpin’ is not!), and claim they’re just tryin’ to be in accordance with a 2004 law,  that states anyone on the highway-even with a flat-must wear the vests.    So now they’ll be walkin’ the block lookin’ like road workers, minus the hard-hat and jack hammer.   Though the butt crack will  still be on display, of course.

I wonder if they have a company pick them up and clean them,  or is that the hookers responsibility…?

I guess they takin’  it in stride; they say most of them have incorporated the lil jackets in with their regular short skirts and booty shorts… Unfortunately, the three debutantes above weren’t included in that survey…

November 10, 2010

Proud Father Fa’ Sho!

by datGurl!

Po’ thang.  I guess he was some overcome with joy when his baby gurl was born, he forgot himself, what he had,  and where he was.   Or maybe he didn’t give a f*ck…  IDK.

This fool, celebratin’ the baby’s birth,  just str8 stepped into the designated smokin’ area of a hospital (in Uniontown PA.), and put one in the air!   (For those who profess not to don’t  know what that is, it means light up a fatty, a blunt,  a joint, a sticka whateva they called it in your day… in public)

Some Nurse Ratched was on her own  smoke break, when she smelled the chronic.  She told the Mr. Security Guard, who called the 5.0.

When Sgt. Grabiak got there, the man pulled his sack out of his shoe, and told the police. “I’m having a baby and wanted to get a buzz.”

Of course they gon’ slap him with a possession of Mary Jane charge, but let his high & happy (and dumb!) ass go home, released to a family member, to finish his lil celebration…

Ain’t the police just nice sometimes? 

Congratulations, Unidentified  New Baby Daddy!~


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