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October 2, 2013

They Gang-bangin’ Again…

by datGurl!
Not again!!!!!!!

Not again!!!!!!!

Seems the ReThuglicans have done it again.

They have let the Federal Government shut down, all because they didn’t get their way.   First partial shutdown in 17 years as Congress failed to pass any federal spending bills for fiscal 2014, which began at 12:00 A.M., Tuesday, Oct. 1.

This is how they operate. Remember when the tax cut for the rich was on the table, Bam vowing to put a stop to the rich gettin’ richer?  They wanted to drop UI payments for millions of out of work Americans if they didn’t get their way. Boo Hoo. They held us (yes, even me at the time!) all hostage, till they got a compromise on the bill.  Thats whats up now. Playin’ dirty.

Most people will still get their SSI checks and the VA will only be partially closed, but dayumm!  Why we gotta get to this???

The main obstacle to keeping the government open has been the insistence of the most conservative House “Tea Party” ReThuglicans that even a six week budget stopgap bill (known as a continuing resolution) include some provision defunding or delaying all or part of the Affordable Care Act (a.k.a. ObamaCare), which they claim the vast majority of the public opposes.  They claim.

People in some cases, blame the Democrats for all this.  But look at the facts: ObamaCare is settled law–passed by Congress, upheld by the Supreme Court, and reaffirmed by Obama’s 2012 re-election, so why is this an issue today?  Why don’t they just let things be; its already been settled.    I think Obama and the Dems are standing their ground.  I don’t blame them.   This time, unlike the UI debacle, they called the ReThuglican’s bluff.  Put the h3ll up or shut the h3ll up.

“One faction of one party, in one house of Congress, in one branch of government doesn’t get to shut down the entire government just to refight the results of an election.”        -President Obama

The approval rating of Bam has gone down to about 44%.  So what.  The Thuglicans is down to a nasty,  record low of a hot 10%.  In the end, the people will blame the ones who need to be blamed- we know who they are^.  You wont be able to miss ’em.  They’ll be the ones with that a thick layer of shyt on their faces.

Hey- I’m jus’ sayin’…

June 5, 2012

Stripper + 14

by datGurl!


Octomom tops the news this mornin’.  Nadya has a job!

Before we all get overheated, it’s only part time AND temporary, but it’s a gig nonetheless.

Nadya will be takin’ it off at T’s Lounge in West Palm Beach, Florida, July 11-14.  This is a temp job; Nadya is stirrin’ publicity for her soft-core porn tape she’s scheduled to release next month.

Nadya tryin’ to get that money. And she got the goods to do just that.


I’m not knockin’ her hustle. Everybody and they momma was on her helmet about takin’ care of her 14 kids, stressin’ that she applied for public assistance and be on the taxpayer’s dime. Well this isn’t on anybody but her…

Nadya might make a few dollars; curiosity will bring men AND women to that club just to say they were “there”.

Let’s just hope they make it rain.

May 22, 2012

Somebody finally said it…

by datGurl!


May 20, 2012

Such Bullshyt…

by datGurl!

What the hell is wrong with America, these days???  They just really dont like Black Folks, do they?

Just recently Houston acquitted a whyte officer for brutally beatin’ a 15-yr-old boy.  On Tape.   Him and his four big friends.   The others go on trial soon…

Now we have this George Zimmerman shyt.  Why is it not glaringly obvious that this mofo racially  profiled Trayvon supposedly on his way to Target, followed him when the police told him not too, and now Trayvon is dead?

It doesn’t matter to me if Trayvon was the aggressor.  I’m the aggressor if some random pink mofo starts followin’ me, askin’ what Im doin’ here.  Especially if he put his hands on me.

It doesn’t matter to me that Trayvon had 1.5 nanograms of weed in his system. A nanogram is one-billionth of a gram. Nothing. That could be second- hand smoke. And if he did hit tha blunt, it was 2 months before all this…

Trayvon was shot from “an intermediate distance”. That means that boy wasnt on top of him as he claims.

So he has cuts and bruises. Now. That mofo was not that beat up when he was walkin’ into the jail. That mofo’s nose aint broke either; where’s the black eyes that come with that? His eyes were’nt black in jail, and they weren’t at the arraignment. Does it bother anybody but me that this cretin refused treatment at the scene, and went to his own doctor. A paid for medical report…?

This worm is still turnin’, y’all…


May 1, 2012

Kimmy Kakes would be ‘amazing at holding office’: Mom

by datGurl!

Kim Kardashian would be ‘amazing at holding office’, says mom…


These bobble heads. They never cease to amaze me. Kim runnin’ for any office is crazy to me.

What is supposed to happen when its time to balance a budget? Make a big congressional decision? Will they call in their entourage of stylists and makeup artists to handle it?

Dont they kno this is a Real Life Job and somebody might want her to kno a lil sumpthin’?

I can just imagine a city council meeting…

April 19, 2012

White Grandfather Cuffed For Walkin’ With Black Granddaughter

by datGurl!

White Grandfather Cuffed For Walking With Black Granddaughter | NewsOne.

I know this man is hot as fish grease! Somebody call my mofo lawyer!

March 21, 2012

Rutgers offers course on Beyoncé |

by datGurl!

Rutgers offers course on Beyoncé | Welcome to

America, your educational tax dollars at work…

May 25, 2011

Lawsuit in the Makin’…

by datGurl!

…And this officer, Eroilo Luna, should be fired, quartered and drawn for stupidity.

naw, mofo, aint nuthin funny!

naw, mofo, aint nuthin funny!

Douglas Brown spent two nights in jail over a strawberry-kiwi SnappleAin’t that a bia?

Doug, a pastry chef and former auxiliary cop,(!)  was ridin’ around with his friend, when the friend blew a stop sign and got stopped by the infamous Eroilio.   He had the Snapple, in a black plastic bag, between his knees when the cop gestured at it and ask what it was.   He told him and as the officer turned to walk away, Doug said, “I understand if he stopped me for the seat belt, or something. But a juice? You got nothing better to do?”

Shyt popped from there.  Next thing you know he is out of the mini van bein searched and arrested.   ‘Guess he got mad offended…

After two days in jail waitin’ to be arraigned, the judge asked if anyone had saved the Snapple bottle.  The cops threw it out,  and the judge did the same with the charges of resistin’ and obstructin’ justice.  He thought is was funny.

Doug is not laughin’.  He filed suit Tuesday against the city and the officer.

We’ll see who gets the last laugh…

May 23, 2011

Sarah is Bouncin’ Again!

by datGurl!

"Kiss my ass, Alaska. Im outta here!" For Real.

Well- lets see:  Sarah Palin bounced out on Alaska,  mentally and spiritually, when she ran for VP and thought she was gonna get famous.  Sarah bounced on Alaska again when she decided to step down as Gov. to ‘pursue her dreams’ of bein’  America’s Stupidest Magpie.

Looks like Sarah is bouncnin’ on Alaska again, for good this time.  She’s bringin her side-show to Scottsdale, Arizona.

Snitches say she bought a $1.7Milli, 8000-sq-ft crib thru Safari Investments.  This lil mini-mansion has six bedrooms, six-car garage, a pool and a spa, a home theater, wine cellar, and ‘billards’ room.   Livin’  pretty good on magpie-ism, I see…

Guess she wants to be near her no-dancin’,  face-lift havin’ daughter,  Bristol.  She just bought a house in Maricopa earlier this year.   And then there’s her bud, John McCain.  Maybe she thinks they can play together again…

Maybe she wants to get closer for a Presidental run in 2012.  The bytch reportedly told some reporter  (who can still stand the sound of her voice) that she has a ‘fire in her belly’ for the Presidency.   I doubt she could win the nomination,  let alone the title.  There aren’t too many of the fanatical fools who jumped on her tails when she first started runnin’ her mouth , around these days.  At least not enough for a ride into the White House.   This bytch is 5 hours pass her 15-Minutes of Fame.

Then there’s these tell-all books comin’ out about her.  One of the most anticipated ones, “Blind Allegiance“, by Frank Bailey a former aide, tells the world how the bytch was ready to run off from Alaska and the Govenorship months before she did,  chasin’ more ‘lucrative’ offers.  He tells the truth about that firin’ of her sister’s ex too.

Arizona is not far enough to run away from the shyt that is about to fly behind these books.

Well.  She’ll be in good company down there with Jan “Cruella DeVille” Brewer, another bobble head talkin’ loud and sayin’ nothin’.

Dayumm, I’m glad I live in Cali,  Arnold “Sperminator” Schwarzenegger  and all.

May 22, 2011

Tea Party Swirl

by datGurl!

These inbreds have a trick up their sleeves.  Even though it’s stupid…

The Tea Party has announced their GOP candidate for POTUS: Herman “The Hermanator” Cain, a Black Man.  Calls himself a Conservative.

He wants to be Prez...

I guess they tryin’ it again. The former CEO of Godfather’s Pizza is their answer to Barack.

Just like that idiot Michael Steele.  He was their first answer to Barack.  Chairman of the RNC.   We see how that turned out…   He was a pawn; all he was supposed to do was stand up there, say little, and look Black.    And as soon as shyt started hittin’ the fan, they thew his ass under the bus, and then out the door.

So now they have this pawn.  They rage about Barack’s lack of experience on foreign policy, economic, etc., yet they toss this man in the ring- never havin’  held an elected office (lost a bid for the Senate in 2004).   He broke- I guess they haven’t cashed him out yet; his lil ‘political action committee’ only made $16Thou this year.

This is the best they can do? I don’t think Barack had anything to worry about.

Just for laffs, I wonder what Sarah Palin’s magpie ass has to say about this…


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