What the h3ll does a 94-yr-old mofo and his equally ancient and wrinkled crone, need with a baby?
Nothin’. Not a dayumm thing…
But Zsa Zsa “Slap A Mofo” Gabor and her hubby, Prince Frederic von Anhalt are thinkin of doin’ just that. So much so, Prince Fred has already ambled down to a clinic and gave blood and sperm samples, lookin’ for donor matches. (They still have that at 94?)
Thank God she is not considerin’ carryin this baby; they plan on gettin a surrogate for that to the tune of $100G’s. But once the birthin’ process is over, who is gonna take care of this baby??? He’s dayumm near A Hunnit and probably falls asleep at in opportune times of the day. Somebody is helpin his ass to the bathroom! Her ass was just layin’ up in the hospital dramatically proclaimin she’s goin’ next (this was right after Liz…)
Where is the rest of the family? They don’t have conservators? Somebody to put the brakes on this madness? Is this some type of publicity stunt?
This would be child abuse to hand a dayumm baby to these old-ass people, and they the parents. They may not see this child go to kindergarten, let alone graduate high school and go to college… Who’s gonna toss footballs with ‘Lil Freddy’ or go shoppin’ with ‘Lil Zsa’?
No this is a very bad idea. I hope reality steps in soon…
