I could’nt resist… Enjoi~*
…on everything.

Woke up to b.s. this mornin’.
This mofo is on TV supposedly tellin’ his side of the story. His attorney released a 15 min vid with Zimmy Boo at the crime scene, reenactin’ the events of that night.
Go watch the shyt.
Now let’s talk about it
The first problem I have with it, is that he is deep in these apartments, far from the truck the po-po told his ass to stay in and not follow Trayvon. He also claimed Trayvon was ‘standin’ in front of a house that had recently been broken into’. (Ok….)
The struggle he claims they had could’nt have happened the way he said. Trayvon supposedly said things that sounded unnatural for the situation, unnatural for Trayvon.
The way he described Trayvon seein’ and then goin’ for his gun; what mofo with splittin’ seconds is slidin’ his hand down the chest on the way to the gun, instead of goin’ str8 for the piece? All that clampin’ down and reachin’ for the gun, gettin it out and gettin’ one off didn’t happen. And the autopsy said Trayvon was shot from an intermediate range; not as close as he described…
He gave me the impression he was makin’ the shyt up as he went along.
I’m not buyin’ it with your money. I’m hopin’ the jury doesn’t either.
What say you?

“My life is in your hands, Mr. President,” Weinstein said in the video. “If you accept the demands, I live; if you don’t accept the demands, then I die.”
Weinstein was abducted last August, but now this video surfaces… Come on now…
The timin’ of this shyt smells like some ReThuglican bullshyt. This man said over and over again, “If you don’t meet all the demands, I die.”
What y’all wanna bet that Bam not ‘savin’this man’s life’ don’t become a shot for Mitt “Mr. Plastic” Rommney on the campaign trail?
Im almost thinkin’ this might be they ” Joe The Plumber 2012″…
Im jus’ sayin’…
This is so off the chain. He’s ‘rapin’ a frog! This monkey is so hard-core with it, I’m just gonna offer the link, and let you pour your own poison:
I noticed there are lots of children in the background laffin n’ shyt (this happened at a zoo…). Now my question to you (after you stop laffin) is:
Hmmm…

Lil Miss Kelly Rowland has emerged anew!~ I think its about to be her time. Bey playin’ out anyway…
This here is some shyt!
#Motivation!
#Kelly!
#Team Weezy!
Now WHY, if you rollin’ with a fake name, a rap sheet with cocaine possession, criminal mishchief, and hinderin’ prosecution on it, would you have you ass standin’ on the counter in a restaurant screamin’ and hollarin’ about some dayumm fries?
That’s what 31 yr old Miss Nekiva Vonte Hardy a.k.a Kimesha Smith a.k.a The Bikini Brawler, of Montgomery, Ala. did.
“We tore the Burger King up. I don’t play no games.”
And neither to the police. Her funky ass is now addin’ felony charges, includin’ another charge of criminal mischief with $1ThouWow+ in damages, to that wonderful rap sheet. Two counts of misdemeanor battery and disorderly conduct, providin’ a false name and address and birth date to police, added to the stew too. And resistin’ arrest. She was caught on tape March 19th, literally showin’ her ass in a Panama Beach, Fla Burger King, because she felt they were takin’ too long with her order. And show her ass she did.
The girl is seen standin’ on the counter, screamin and hollarin, napkins and other shyt are flyin thru the air. She is clearly seen in the vid (that got 51,000 views monday alone-51,000 witnesses!) attacking a worker with a donation jar. Her stupid friends are tossin’ shyt around too. Stupidity must be in the water in this hood…
Clearly stupid and no home-trainin’. This is a 31 yr old woman with four kids, who should have a job and should know when a place is crowded (and the vid shows a whole lotta people lookin’ at her show her ass!) that things might take a lil extra time. She definitely should know that this is not the way to act in public or an example to set for your children, under any circumstances.
She knows now.
They should make her superwoman-ass pay all the damages she created, and instead of jail make her work in Burger King -that same one- for the next year. They can pay her or not, I dont’ care. But let her get to see what that job entails, and see if she can get that shyt across that counter in record time, like she wanted that worker to do.
And someone should be commissioned to come in there once a week and bust her upside the head with a donation jar. ‘BET NOT say nothin’…
Mofo-ness 101 (So NSFW-You’ve been warned!)
by datGurl!The infamous Big DaddyCC. If you didn’t know-now you know.
This guy is ‘prolly funny in his sleep.
Big DaddyCC clowin\’
(Since this is sooo nsfw, YOU click the link and take your chances on this insightful lil ‘commentary’!)
Somehow, this started my Friday off just right.
Thanks, BDCC!~

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