Lawd. It seems that ever since The Tiger Woods Booty Bandwagon rolled thru, its been complete havoc. Women are comin’ out of the woodwork and out from under shyt to tell the ‘intimate secrets’ they ‘prolly promised to keep to themselves at the time of the tryst. For a price.
It’s now a trend…
The newest one on the horizon is tryin’ to get in John Stamos’ pockets. Tiger woo minus 13 Chicken Heads +a baby and not about golf. He is “supposedly”, “alleged” to have had a ‘fling’ with a 17-yr-old girl, who SIX YEARS LATER is tryin’ to get him for hundreds of thou-wow$ by threatenin’ to sell ‘compromisin’ pics to the tabloids.
Allison Coss (now 24) and Scott Sipola (31-yr-old Stupid, Old-Ass BustDown Boyfriend) went on trial charged with conspiracy to commit extortion.
These cretins tried to get $680,000 (odd number?) from John, tellin’ him they had pic of him with coke and strippers. Prosecutors say these photos don’t exist and The Feds didn’t find any such pics when they searched their home after they were cuffed up. They claim the pics were lost/destroyed during the raid. Yeah, right.
Their defense claims The Chicken Head met him in Orlando during spring break in 2004, shortly after he separated from his wifey, Rebecca Romijn. He supposedly noticed Allison and another girl at a club (why you in the club at 17?) and asked friends to bring the two over. He ‘supposedly’ later invited her to his room. She claims he ordered her a drink AFTER she told him she was 17.
Then two strippers showed up with a bag of coke, and SHE SAID her and her friend took a pic of John bendin’ over the dope on the table. Then she claims they ‘kissed on the bed’ and got into a hot tub together after they undressed. He offered to eat her nappy dugout, but she declined (what women does that? A hot tub and head? That’s like the ‘cherry on top of the sundae, boo! KNOW THIS: I. would. not. pass. it. up.!)
She claims he became frustrated and broke a bed post and left the room, then came back, apologized and asked her to spend the night. She did (she claims).
For the next few years, they maintained a “flirty kind of relationship” by e-mail. Uh-huh.
Then last fall “Jessica T” send two emails, claiming she was pregnant and he was the father. (Ok-’last fall’ was 2009 right? So if you had ‘a sexual encounter in 2004, how are you pregnant in 2009? Did it take the lil sperm 5 YEARS to swim up the canal? I don’t think anyone can get pregnant on ‘flirty emails’. Dont get me started…)
Later a ‘Brian L.‘ started sendin’ emails about the compromisin’ pics and the dope, sayin’ they would be sold to tabloids if he didn’t pay up. Allison and Scott sent those emails.
John contacted the FBI who set up a sting and got these two cretins tryin’ to pick up what they thought was the cash at K.I. Sawyer International Airport near Marquette (MI), last December.
They have Animal Cookies with cocoa puffs for brain matter, for lawyers. They acknowledged these knuckle-heads tried to sell the pics, but insist they “had the right to“, and consider this a “legit business transaction“. WHAT!
I don’t believe a word of this mess. What I do believe is that these two dead beats been watchin’ too much entertainment news and thought they could come up too. Except this wasnt a plan. It’s a comedy show.
Trial resumes today and John is expected to testify.
this should be interesting…