Posts tagged ‘thirsty hoes’

November 26, 2010

The Thirsty Hoe Reunion

by datGurl!

 

This must be a way to hold on to the last wispy seconds of their 15 minutes of fame… 

I been hearin’ rumors that three of the skanky hoes Tiger Woods tripped and fell into and ruined his,  Elin’s, and their children’s  lives, are plannin’ a reunion party to commemorate the anniversary of Tigers lil car crash, that broke the whole nasty story.

Well I be dayumm….

And Tiger is welcome to attend, since he will be at a country club ‘down the street’,  at the  Chevron World Challenge.   And his drinks will be on the house.  As if  he would entertain the thought,  even for a second…

Holly Sampson (Becky Bytch #5), Jamie Jungers (Becky Bytch #3) and Joslyn James (Becky Bytch #2) are gettin’ together at ZIN Bistro in the L.A. suburb of Westlake Village, to host a reunion cocktail party on Dec 3rd.  The infamous car crash was actually on Nov. 27th.   (Devon James of  “Fake Sex Tape ” fame, isn’t involved… so far.  I wonder how she missed this “Attention Whore Reunion”?)  

God, these bytches are stupid.

The only person who could possibly think this is a good idea,  is the owner of the bistro, Rouz Yaz.  I can see why-becaues he’s gonna make a whole lot of money.

So what good will this really do?   What purpose would it serve, other than keepin’  these hoe’s names in the news for a few more minutes?    People should just let the man move on.   Ok- he made a mistake (15 of them!), his reputation has been damaged,  he lost his wife and kids, lost millions of dollars in endorsements,  and that $750Milli settlement ’prolly still hurts .   The man lost his first tourney in 15 years, stressin’ over this.    I say enough already.

This is the last thing he needs right now.

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