Posts tagged ‘stupid’

June 10, 2012

Where They Do That At???

by datGurl!

This is a mess.  A Triple XXL Hot Crunchy Super Ghetto Mess.

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And wtf were these two doin’? 
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Am I missin’ something? Is this the style now?  How is this shyt supposed to look in the mornin’?

smh…

May 2, 2012

What is The REAL issue????

by datGurl!

THIS CHICK!?!!
This is not healthy.  I can’t imagine what she is seein’ when she looks in the glass…

She is phuckin’ Black as hell!.  And she busted coz she took her 5 yr old to the salon, and she got burned!

April 29, 2012

Sweet Revenge!

by datGurl!

Dentist pulls ALL of ex-boyfriend’s teeth out after getting dumped . He was a dummy for even askin’…

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/sweet-revenge-dentist-pulls-ex-boyfriend-teeth-dumped-article-1.1069114?localLinksEnabled=false

April 19, 2012

White Grandfather Cuffed For Walkin’ With Black Granddaughter

by datGurl!

White Grandfather Cuffed For Walking With Black Granddaughter | NewsOne.

I know this man is hot as fish grease! Somebody call my mofo lawyer!

April 15, 2011

Jesse Got Problems…

by datGurl!

*I* would not rub ointment on < this man...

Him and the Rainbow PUSH Coalition have been filed on by a gay dude that used to work for them, and says he was fired based on his sexual orientation.

(Read complaint here)

Tommy Bennett-a member of President Obama’s gay rights issues panel who also moonlights as “Aruba Tommy” on Tom Joyner’s show- filed the complaint with Chicago Commission on Human Relations. Tommy says that while he was there as Jesse’s travel assistant 2007-2009, he was descriminated against by co-workers who refused to work with him because he is gay.

Shyt gets deeper for Jesse: Tommy says Jesse made him “complete humiliating tasks” like escortin’ women in and out of his hotel rooms and cleanin’ up the gushy-goo his bodily fluids after he beat the brakes off of them. (Ugh!) He says he was even ‘instructed‘ to rub ointments between Jesse’s legs (Jesse interested in packin’ the peanut butter? Otherwise, why would you ask A MAN to do this? )’cause he had a rash down there (wtf??). Of course, Tommy refused and says he was called a “lil motherf*cker.”

Deeper: He says he was called to Jesse’s room one night, and when he got there Jesse had on drawls and a v-neck t-shirt (people still wear those?) and he had a woody was “sexually aroused.” I wonder how that night ended…

One accusation is that he asked Tommy to give brain perform oral sex…

He was termed due to ‘lack of funding’, but he says someone was hired to replace him after he was kicked to the curb.

He wants his back pay and loss of wages-$98,300, $350,000 for emotional stress, and punitive damage. He also wants to have PUSH’s non-discrimination policy re-written to include sexual orientation and gender identity.

Whoa. If he can prove this the shyt is goin to really hit the fan. We already know Jesse is a whore, but a freaky one? This wont put any feathers in his cap…

So the question is: Did he or didn’t he…?

April 13, 2011

Question for the masses:

by datGurl!

If your child came home and told you that durin’ a  history lesson today in school, he got to be a slave and was sold at a slave auction, and bought by his lil pink friend Timmy, how would you react?

That’s the story kids in Jessica Boyle’s fourth-grade class went home with earlier this month.    According to The Post, this lame-brain with a teachin’ certificate,  ordered black and mixed-race students to one side of the classroom, and then the lil white kids took turns ‘buying them‘.    This is part of a Civil War lesson.

This is sooooo ugly on all levels.

Of course parents complained but the Head Bytch of Sewell Point, Mary Wrushen while acknowledgin’ the chicken head had gone too far, defended her, sayin’ her actions were well intended ‘to meet instructional objectives’.  Well what part of these ‘objectives’ is structured to inflict emotional and psychological harm – like the thought that the dark ones are worth less, compared to the lil pink Becky’s and Brad’s- on my child?  Any child?

Yes, Im an idiot...

The board chairman, Kirk Houston, who knew nothin’ about this till it hit the fan, sounds like he has a lil act right. “Mock slave auctions involving children are absolutely unacceptable in a classroom. At this point this is a personnel matter, and the School Board will monitor its outcome.” I hope this means this broad’s employment ops are bein’ reviewed, and the outcome is her ass linin’ up at  the unemployment office.

What a dayumm idiot.  I think she ‘accidentally’ let her racist panties show at work.   There is no way anybody would have made a rational decision to do some shyt like this.   Apparently she’s not rational…

It’s sad that the racial climate in this country has eroded to this, where people can just randomly do or say inflammatory shyt like this .
*SMH
April 10, 2011

Really… WTF?

by datGurl!

This is a fad In Arizona, evidently.  Body modification artist (is that a word?) Steve Haworth says people are comin’  to him for this look, and willin’  to pay as high as $800.00 a whop.   And since he is unlicensed  (*red flag*)and not allowed to admin anesthesia, this shyt is quite painful.

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But this is supposedly a ‘craze.’

I don’t know about a ‘craze’, but this is definitely stupid.  This aint like a tat you can cover, or a piercin’ you can let close up.  This shyt is for keeps.  Permanent.

And if that isnt enough to roll your insides. they (the idiots) are also tattooin’ they eyes!    Yep Eyeball Tattoos are (evidently) about to be a ‘craze’ too.    The whole world is goin crazy…

??why- oh -why??

And again, I ask:  Once the ‘craze’ is over, where will they get a job at, other than maybe as one of Santa’s elves or a sideshow…?

This is way beyond stupid.

April 9, 2011

Raisin’ the bar on Stupidity…

by datGurl!
I don’t understand it.  You are lucky to parlay hood education and verbal rap-ability into a somewhat lucrative livin’, and you risk it all actin’ nigger-ish.   (Yep- I said that.)
Radric “Gucci Mane” Davis, the infamous idiot with the flamin’ ice cream cone tatted on his face, has been arrested.  Again.

This time for pushin’ a female out of his movin’ HummerNot ain’t that just stupid? He was arrested for it yesterday, but it happened in January.

The ‘scenario‘ makes his ass look kinda creepy and perverted, too.   Early on Jan 28th, he approaches this woman, 36 yr old Diana Graham,  who is supposedly waitin’ on the beauty supply to open,(?)  and he asked her “to go to breakfast.”    She says after she got in the Hummer-goin’ to breakfast- he changed the game and wanted to go to a motel, and would give her $150.00 for the poon tang.  She says she refused and that’s when he started “helpin’ her exit the vehicle.”
(This story is very suspect to me.  Waitin’ on the beauty supply to open?  “Lets go to ‘breakfast’? And then suddenly once the door is closed,  it’s all about a ‘hotel’…?  They both lyin’; this foolio was out tryin’ to buy a piece, and she was out sellin’ it.   Somethin’ broke down durin’ negotiations, tho…)
Pushed the girl out,  while the Hummer was still movin’
Somehow,  an ambulance picked her up, and took her to ATL Medical Center where she was treated for ‘cuts and bruises’.
Evidently there was a lawyer chasin’ that ambulance who filed some charges (lawsuit to follow).   The woman was ‘advised’ to apply for a warrant. “Detectives did not take out a warrant,” said a PD spokesperson.     “In misdemeanor assault/battery cases, the victim applies for the warrant.” A hearin’ was held Apr. 4th.   Gucci went to see check in with his P.O. yesterday and was cuffed up on the spot.    No studio time today…
Now isn’t he a big dummy?    Regardless of the direction the convo took,  he could have done or said anything but pushin’ the broad out of a movin’ car!    I wonder if he thought he was gonna every have to answer for that?  Evidently not, accordin’ to the look on his face …

Gucci - lookin' surprised then a mofo...

His was arrested on a misdemeanor battery charges, and will get violated for this as well.  Add that to his 2001 arrest for cocaine possession (90 days behind bars),2005  assault charge (a six-month prison term) and a 2009 violating probation for that assault (1 yr in the pokey), looks like he’ll be  spendin’ more time in jail,  then in the studio tryin’ to revive his lil ‘career‘ (…usin’  that term loosely).
I wonder how big the ice cream tat will go over on Cellblock 5…

April 8, 2011

What the Sam H3ll?

by datGurl!
When did huge, ugly, unattractive, unnecessary facial tats become fly?   If I missed it, I’d love someone to explain it to me…
Here’s the latest idiot…

Gucci Mane- as if he don't have enough problems with those crusty 'soup-coolers'...

Now, wtf he gonna do when his lil (already fizzlin’ out) rap career is over?  Who’s gonna hire a grown-ass man with a flamin’  ice cream cone coverin’ one whole side of his face (other than a sideshow) ?  He pleaded mental incompetence to escape some charges earlier this year.    This make it believable…
Not cool…

April 5, 2011

A Bacon What??

by datGurl!

omg, is that fudge??

People will sell anything these days for a buck, and we buy it.

They got bacon candy, bacon gum, bacon fudge, chocolate covered bacon, bacon doughnuts.  Guess that’s not far enough to go with the madness.   So with that being said, wtf is a bacon sundae?

Denny’s Maple (ugh!) Bacon Sundae.  They really sellin’ this vanilla ice cream with maple flavored syrup, and diced hickory-smoked bacon.  They want $2.99 for this mess…

This masterpiece is part of their new “Baconalia! (*what*?  and why the exclamation point?) Menu.  They also have Bacon Flapjacks (I might can handle that…), Meatloaf and somethin’ they call the BBBLT.

Well ok, then…

But who is the marketin’ genius who came up with this sundae shyt?  Was there no rationale in this office whatsoever?  This is not going to fly.  Not even with the chance to win a trip to “Baconfest 2011″ (they have a ‘festival’?) in Chicago April 9th (apparently so…). If you are lucky enough to be a runner-up, you get a $100.00 gift certificate to spend at Denny’s.   How quaint…

Bacon and ice cream?  Naw…

Correct me if I’m wrong, boo…

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