Who does Lindsay Lohan really , in real life, think she is? An untouchable super hero? Walkin’ with angels?
This broad has rejected a plea deal, I guess because it includes a lil time in the pokey. So what else does she expect?
The broad has been in and out of trouble almost since her B-movie career began, always skatin’ just inside the lines and avoidin’ jail time. Now its lookin’ like they tired of that, and about to offer this bimbette some real time in light of this grand theft charge. And its gonna be a lot more that funky 13 days she spent in jail last year.
Looney Lindsay was already on paper when she took-yes I believe she took it; caught on tape!- that $25ThouWow necklace from the jewlery store. And she’s facin’ assault charges for attackin’ a worker at Betty Ford while she was there on a ‘court ordered’ vacation. Bet the judge really likes that…

The Infamous Piece
The courts don’t look lightly on your slappin’ them in the face after they gave you love. And that’s just what this broad has done from day one. House arrest, ankle bracelets, n’ shyt, when the average person would have been ‘violated’ on paper and sent to jail for at least 6 mos to a year. She got 13 days…
Now she’s waitin’ on a pre-lim. Takin’ it to trial. This is where she will surely get it socked to her dumb ass. She’s pretty much guaranteed jail time. And they gonna be mad that you wasted their time. Guess she’s just puttin it off till the very last minute… We shall see.
In other Pink News: The owners of Kamofie & Co, the store she lifted the piece from, have announced that once the case is over (and the necklace is released from police custody) they will be auctioning off the infamous necklace and donating the proceeds to their own greedy wallets an unspecified charity…


















In a message posted on his website, Tyler Perry said someone stole his credit card number. Whoever it was has expensive tastes, and went on a spending spree, totaling $28,492.22!
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In exchange for probation and no jail time, a PA woman and her grown-ass daughter, will sit outside a Pennsylvania courthouse holding signs saying they stole a gift card from a 9-year-old girl on her birthday.