Posts tagged ‘Shaq’

September 15, 2010

Shaq The Hacker?

by datGurl!

Hey.  There’s this dude, Shawn Darling, is  suin’ Shaquille O’Neal, claimin’  he tried hack into his comp and frame him for kiddie porn!

He’s suin’  for “intentional infliction of emotional distress, invasion of privacy and civil R.I.C.O. [a racketeering charge]

Apparently,  this guy used to work for Shaq back in the day as his personal IT man, but shit got ugly when Shaq started usin’ his talents to spy on his women; breakin’ into voice mails, deletin’ messages,  changin’ passwords, and shyt.  He was even accused of stalkin’  rapper chick Alexis Miller by text.    Shawn  gave Vanessa Lopez (she’s filed a dayumm suit too!) the heads up,  and just like a chicken head would, she went and told Shaq.

Since then,  Shaq been out to get him, accordin’ to Tech Guy.  HE claims he’s threatened to sick his police buddies on him,  and has supposedly hired another IT guy to create a program that will remotely place kiddie porn on his comp!

If Shaq is punkin’ out like this, he needs his ass kicked.  Real Men don’t do p***y-a$$ shyt like this.  And he’s takin’  it to the extreme and hi-tech with the hackin’  thing.  

So what was he to learn from all this voicemail hackin’?  What if he did hear a message that he didn’t wanna hear?  Then what?   And if this is true, about framin’ dude for a pervert case, he’s takin ‘ jealousy and insecurity to a whole ‘nutha level.

Big Dummy.

I couldn’t see myself spendin’ another second with a person like that  This would trip me the fluck out; it’s too weird.  I would feel like the next thing,  they’d be poppin outta bushes and lookin’ thru my windows n’ shyt.    These are the people we eventually read about in the papers, who have killed the object of their twisted desire.  I wouldn’t want anyone to love me that much.

The phase “I love you to death” takes on a whole new meanin’.

Hoopz  might be steppin in some shyt…

December 19, 2009

$70G’s/MO?

by datGurl!

Seems everyone is lookin’ to get cashed down these days and the legal field just might be the place to be; lawyers are havin a field day.   Daddy Knowles paternity suit, the Wayans Bros’  book-snatchin’ suit, Shaq,  Tiger, -this has been their year!

The most recent litigants are Nik Pace of America’s Next Top Model fame and recent NY Jets trade Braylon Edwards.  She gave birth to a baby boy in July by Braylon, and is lookin’ to collect $70G’s  per month in child support.

(This may be the record unless Elin tears Tiger Woo a new ***hole!).  THAT is a lot of ducketts!

Braylon filed a case in GA, he claims was so he could ‘be recognized as the child’s father’.  (Black folks don’t file no dayumm court papers to say they the baby daddy!?!).  She filed the case in NY, sayin’ (rightfully so!!) that this aint based on no heartfelt feelins’, don’t get it twisted, this is all about the cash.    Braylon was tryin’ to get it tried in GA, since they are known for being less generous with child support payments.  Hopin’ to save a few dolla’s.

Cretin.

So she just outsmarted him.  She filed a case in NY, asking the courts for $70G’s a month child support.   His case was dismissed in Ga and moved to NY, with the argument that Nik lives there.  HE was served papers last week.  So the plan didn’t work, and it’s on.

He oughta feel real stupid right now…

All that is left, is to see how much of that she actually gets.  Anything down from $70,000-every 30 days!-is alright with me!

I’m sho’ about it!

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