Posts tagged ‘sex’

May 22, 2012

Menace to Society

by datGurl!

Desmond Hatchett is askin’ the state of Tennesee to help him pay his child support.

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For his 30 children.  With 11 different stupid women.

Desmond wants his payments reduced. Right now these broads get an average of $1.49 a month. How much lower can it get?

I really cant understand this guy or the chickenheads. What about condoms? He never had $1.50 to buy one? Homeboys didnt have one in their wallet?

The chickenheads. I wouldnt want shyt to do with a mofo with 10, 20 children. Wtf is he gonna do for you once those support payments get done diggin’ him out? Why lay down and join The Dummy Patrol and have another baby nobody’s gonna take care of?

“It just happened.” Thats his explanation. Cretin.

Tennessee needs to wrap his shyt in foil and seal it with duct tape. Sterilization. The state shouldnt allow him to have another child. The taxpayers will end up raisin’ these kids.

Ridiculous.

May 13, 2012

John Travolta: Freak of the Week?

by datGurl!

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So the story this week is that John Travolta has been goin’ around grabbin’ male masseuse booty in the name of stardoom.

I dont believe a word of this shyt.  Period.

This man been married to Kelly forever, big time family man. Career goin well; life is real sweet now. WHY would he decide to throw it all away on this?

This shyt is workin’ out like Tiger Woo. First one mofo come out, then two more see the money train roll thru, and hop they asses on to the tune of 2Mili. One as John Doe. How the phuck do you sue someone anonymously???.

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Caputo. The 1st Greedy Lyin’ Mofo

One of these fools even f-ed up the dates he was supposedly “violated”, and hadda go back and make changes to his suit… This is such bullshyt.

John is fightin’ tho, and Im glad. I hope he doesnt give up and settle; they’d have his ass then.

I just think these broke fools see a payday…

April 5, 2011

The M*F’n Shyt!

by datGurl!

Lil Miss Kelly Rowland has emerged anew!~  I think its about to be her time.  Bey playin’ out anyway…

This here is some shyt!

#Motivation!

#Kelly!

#Team Weezy!

March 31, 2011

Rihanna: The Kink of Pop

by datGurl!

she say she like it ruff...

This is the new name Rihanna of “Punched in the Face by Chris Brown” fame, is callin’ herself these days…

The byline is that Ri-Ri ‘dont just sing “S&M”– she practices it too’.

“I like to be spanked punched in the face“. Being tied up is fun. I like to keep it spontaneous. Sometimes whips and chains can be overly planned — you gotta stop, get the whip from the drawer downstairs.  I’d rather he use his hands…”

This airhead went on to say that “relinquishing control in bed is a pleasure”.

And I guess that ass-whupin’  from Chris was a blast too.  Now we hear this…

Now , pardon my droll-ness, but as I was readin’ this shyt,  I was thinkin’, “So –Chris was just handlin’ his,  then…?”   Was this some kinda kinky-ass sex game that got outta hand and in the news?  wtf, then?

S&M stands for Sadomasochism: receiving of pleasure— often sexual— from acts involving the infliction or receiving of pain or humiliation.    Sadistic and Masochistic.  That shyt  sounds like blood, bumps and bruises…  Look up some of this , and I know you will find it as “terrifyin’” as I did,  to say the least.

She’s all in the press- Rolling Stone-  basically sayin’ she likes that ass tapped err’ now and then and, uh- “it’s a pleasure“.

Ok.   And am I the only one who thinks this is TMI?    And what really happened between her and Chris the Blonde Bombshell?   Come to think of it, she really wasn’t all in court, the damsel in distress, hollarin’ “Throw that mofo under the jail!”… I always knew she was a freak.   Hey I’m just sayin’…

These are my thoughts,  folks…

Just my thoughts.

December 25, 2010

Entrapment 101

by datGurl!

Ok.  I’m back to the bullshyt.

I read that the cretin who wrote that book on how to molest children,  was arrested recently in Polk Co. Florida.  This is that same dude who created a buncha shyt when his book, “The Pedophile’s Guide to Love and Pleasure: A Child-Lover’s Code of Conduct” popped up on Amazon.   This book is basically a dayumm roadmap on the how-to’s of child molestation.

Amazon pulled this shyt under public pressure. 

Now here’s where the shyt gets deep.  The police in lil Polk Co, decided to set the dude up, I guess, because that’s what they did.  They ordered a $50 copy of his book-complete with his John Hancock (this mofo is truly full of himself!)- had it sent to an address in the jurisdiction, then got themselves a warrant for distributing obscene material depicting minors.  Went all the way to Pueblo, Colo., and cuffed his sick ass up.

I don’t want people like this on the streets.    But the man hasn’t commited a crime warrantin’ them goin all the way to Colorado to get him.  He’s depraved; he wants to ‘do it’ with little kids (he claims he’s not a pedophile), and has the nerve to actually write a book on how to do it.  It has graphic stories of men havin’ sex with children.  This book even has tips on how not to get caught stalkin’ lil kids… just sick.   But this smells like entrapment.

The Sicko and The Grandstandin' Sheriff

The book is out there electronically already, and I have read speculation that The Sheriff and his  Keystone Kops may have requested a hard copy of the book to facilitate the breakin’ of this law.   And its a lil discernin’ to know what Sheriff Grady Judd is this ”very outspoken opponent of child predators” (arent sheriffs elected officials?)   They had the camera crew all ready to go when they went and arrested him, The Sheriff on camera all the way.  And his buddy,  Da Judge has refused to reduce the man’s bail. 

But the D.A. in Colo., where he lives is not filin’ any charges against Mr. Sicko, at least not yet.  He says  he hasnt broken any Colorado laws, but the ‘investigation is “on going”.

I think that if there is a trial in Florida it will fizzle out pretty quick.  After all, if they can’t see entrapment then what else is there?  If not legally, then surely morally.  The man was quietly mindin’ his won business in Colorado, a buyer comes thru for his book (whether we like it or not it was for sale) and he sends it to them.   They knew when they bought the book that it was against the law in their state.    So they have sent out-of-state for obscene material depicting minors’.  Isn’t something wrong with that?

Well, his Christmas is surely ruined…

But that’s my 2 cents.  What do you think? 

November 22, 2010

Where Do They Go From Here??

by datGurl!

I wonder if the very people who rode with and elected these baboons to what we callin’ a Congress and put in control of shyt, really see what they settin’ America up for?  We gettin’ ready to be eaten alive by Rethuglican greed and boo-boo. (I’m tryin’  not to say ‘shyt’ alot!)

The latest glarin’ example is this Unemployment Benefits Extension shyt.    These ‘people’ never wanted to extend the benefits from the gate.  They sat on they fat assess lightin’  cigars with $100 bills, sayin’  the deficit is too high and they  need to make all these cuts in the wrong places.  “We don’t give a fluck that there is 10 applicants for every one of the few jobs available.  Do it movin’.”

“I don’t think we want to leave here having fought for tax cuts for millionaires and against unemployment insurance for those that have lost their jobs”       –Spokesman Robert Gibbs

The man actually said that!

This is just so crazy!  Yet its really happenin’…

And now since the midterm elections,  they are sittin’ on they fat asses sayin’ the same thing,  but this time the other hand is tryin’ to rush for these credits and add to the deficit -$700 billion over 10 yrs at that- and to me they don’t even have a reason for it.   They just want what they want.

First off,  those tax credits they ridin’ dycks in Washington for,  were ridiculous from the start.   Why give a person WITH the money a break , and take it off the back of a mofo who don’t have a daymm thing?    That’s basically what this is.    And trust me, this  ‘credit’ has always equaled a ‘debit for us poor folks down here on the bottom.    This is bullshyt created by Bush’s dumb ass at the proddin’ of  Daddy Bush and his rich friends…

Secondly, this is not the time to be f*ckin with the ends.  Thanksgiving and Christmas are right around the corner.  Nobody is havin’ a merry f-n Christmas, lookin’ at a tree-less and present-less corner and sad kids, worryin’ about how they gonna pay the rent 6 days from now…

This is some Dirty Rethuglican Bullshyt. 

Close to 5 Milli are losin’  their benefits at the end of this month (*checks calendar*) Ahem… 9 days  from now.     Nothin’.  Nada.  Zilch.  Busted.  And these cretins will be on “Thanksgiving Holiday”.    Tinklin’ ice cubes in glasses of $100/bottle scotch and eatin’ good; havin’ a ball.   We won’t have shyt to be ‘thankful’  for..

They holdin’ people’s lives hostage; they want  ridiculous ‘random‘ spendin’ cuts,  IN THE MILLIONS, AND PER MONTH,  in exchange for the very lives of the American people.   Now what the h3ll does that actually mean?    They really don’t know!  All that “Carin’ About The American People & The Economy“  is shyt on a shingle.   This is just part of a sick ass lil game they playin’  against Obama.   Their main priority is to try to chop down that -(((*gasp!*)))- black man in the WH a notch, and line they pockets while doin’ it.

What do they expect these people to do??    People are wanderin’ the streets like zombies (picture the chorus line of MJ’s “Thriller” video shufflin’ outta the employment office ;-)) lookin’ for jobs now; there are none.    Contrary to popular Rethuglican belief, no one wants to lay up and lounge on UI: it’s roughly two-thirds or so of what the person was makin’,  if that, so they livin’ on less but  payin’ the same bills already.  Who would settle for that? 

Whats about to happen is, every welfare office in every county in the United States will suddenly blow up with people runnin’ in there lookin’ for help.  Applications for benefits, Foodstamps, Medical (which aint shyt here in Cali) will all double and triple.  We gon’ see more and more people livin’  on the streets, abandoned buildings,  or in their cars.  Kids will go to missin’ school,  because their livin’ situation isn’t right.   It’s kinda hard to get up and go have a productive day in school, if they slept cramped in a car in their clothes  all night,  and had to get up at 4 am to make it to the food line.    Burglary and robbery stats will skyrocket; people hungry and takin’   more ‘desperate  measures to feed themselves and/or their families.

This shyt ’bout to get real ugly.

Poetic Justice:  Those people who don’t want to share the wealth and say “f*ck my fellow-man”, sit around and cry because some of their tax money might go  to human services programs and shyt like it (all while singin’  hymns and thumpin’ the Bible as a ‘True Christian’), will still be shellin’  it out, maybe more this time.    And when their  money starts  disappearin’  or they become unemployed, maybe they will wake up and smell that bullshyt  generic coffee the Repthuglicans been servin’ them.  It will be too late by then…   That’s what they get.

And I did say shyt a lot.   My bad…

November 11, 2010

1st Amendment Fuckery

by datGurl!

Lawd, this is a crazy world we live in.  Now there is a how-to book for Pedophiles.

Yep.  You read that right.    The Pedophile’s Guide to Love and Pleasure is now being sold on Amazon’s Kindle store.   The perverts “go to guide” on child molestation.   I think I have finally seen it all.

(*blank stare*)

 The author, one Phillip R. Greaves II (if that’s his real name), basically wrote a book aimed at teachin’ ‘pedosexuals’ perverts exactly how to seduce and have sex with a child.     This motha-clucka should be lookin’ for a rock to hide under, and pull Amazon’a ass under there with him.   I-for once in my life- am almost at a total loss for words…

“This is my attempt to make pedophile situations safer for those juveniles that find themselves involved in them, by establishing certain rules for these adults to follow. I hope to achieve this by appealing to the better nature of pedosexuals, with hope that their doing so will result in less hatred and perhaps lighter sentences should they ever be caught.”

What the flickety f*ck???   “Rules”??????????  Lighter sentences should they ever be caught??????????  

Amazon feels this is all ok.  They basically take the defensive position (in a nutshell) that ‘though they don’t promote hatred or criminal acts (and this isn’t one???), they do support the right of every individual to make their own purchasing decisions… free speech.”  They have a ‘no-censorship policy‘…  Which doesn’t really say or mean shyt…  

(Sidebar: Legal adult porn is not permitted in the Kindle e-reader store, but  this is.  I be dayumm…)

No matter how they pretty it up, they are promotin’ the sexual exploitation of children.  This book is basically a ‘criminal’s  manual’.  They should make an exception to this lil punk-ass rule, and pull this book- and anything lookin’ like it- immediately.

FYI: In 2002, Amazon.com cited the 1st Amendment (again) as justification for havin’ another freak book that advocates adult-child sex, “Understanding Loved Boys and Boylovers,” by David L. Riegel. The paperback book is still available on the site.  (SMH)

Actually,  as I was peckin’ this out, Amazon, after mountin’ protests, a barrage of tweets from celebs and us regular folks, emails, calls to the company and threats of a boycott (me included!), have removed this rag from their site.  

Looks like somebody  finally found some ‘act right’.

October 18, 2010

I have no words…

by datGurl!

 

…I was hopin’ y’all did.

Bwahahaha!

(that’s 1 BIG one)

(source: 2:48am.com)

October 17, 2010

The Pu$$y Contract

by datGurl!

Y’all know I’m a blog troll; I spend hours on the net when I can readin’ other folks blogs (it’s a blogger thing-that’s how we get down!).  Ran up on this guy’s site “Black Girls Are Easy“, and found this wonderful ditty: 

The Pu$$y Contract

 

()The Relationship Package:   You two hereby agree to move at your own pace with the intent of one day becoming boyfriend and girlfriend, agreeing to commit yourself to one another for the foreseeable future.   If you choose this package, let it be known that you are not to give him the pussy anytime soon. In addition to waiting way too long to beat, he will be content with eating the pussy whenever you ask, talking on the phone a minimum of five hours a day, and being there when “that bitch at work is getting on your last nerve”.   In exchange for the relationship pussy He agrees to introduce you to all friends and family members as “my woman” and erase the numbers of all past girlfriends from his blackberry. 

(x)The Rebound Package:   You two hereby agree that the woman is in a delicate situation, and while she has the option to upgrade to the relationship package, for the time being this is strictly hardcore nasty sex followed by sporadic arguments when you “Do things that remind her of her ex-boyfriend”.    The Rebound Package becomes null and void after a period of 60 days or when she gets back with her boyfriend—whichever comes sooner.

 ()The Jump off Package:   You two hereby agree that you just want to fuck.   You have a maximum allowance of two dinners outside of the apartment, and you are not allowed to introduce each other to any friends or family.   At no time are you to call each other “boo or bay” or say the L word unless it’s to say “I Love this Dick/Pussy”.   Both parties have the right to see/date/talk to/Marry anyone they want to while apart of this agreement. 

(x)The Oral Add On:   If you choose this add-on both of you reserve the right to ask for and receive head at any time regardless of if you “like doing it” or not.

*The Freak Clause:    If it’s revealed at any time during any package that He is a Down Low homosexual or she is into things nastier than the occasional girl on girl experimentation, i.e. filmed gang bangs and golden showers, the contract becomes void. …unless of course you’re into that sort of thing.

 So there you have it:  The Technicalities and Legal Lingo of the Pu$$y Contract.   OMG- I was speechless!  And the guy is right at that.   Y’all need to go by this dude’s spot.  Its worth the trip.  I was there for longer than I’d like to admit to…

(Disclaimer:  I suggest all parties  interested in enterin’ into such an agreement, please contact an attorney for legal and palimony advice.  )

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

September 21, 2010

The Bishop Touchin’ Boo-tays?

by datGurl!

Lawd -we in our last days, and I’m sure about it!

!!!BREAKIN’ NEWS!!!

“The third suit was filed this afternoon in DeKalb County Superior Court.   Jamal Paris  filed the suit against Long, the church and the Longfellows Youth Academy Inc.   Long was not immediately available(of course!), but has scheduled a news conference for tomorrow morning.”  —Atlanta Journal Constitution   

 (SMH-This turnin into some Religious Gay-Ass Tiger Woods Shyt!!)

Bishop Eddie Long, HNIC for the last 20+ years  of the New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Lithonia GA was accused of choppin’  down some of the boys at church.

Say it aint so…

Two guys filed lawsuits today allegin’  Eddie “The Bishop”  Long  ‘coerced‘ them into havin’ sex with him in exchange for trips, jewelry, cars, cash, and access to celebs.

The two guys – Anthony Flagg, 21,  and Maurice Robinson, 20,  say they been doin’ this since they were about 16  (legal age of consent in Ga if that means anything here…)

Now the catch to all this,  is that Maurice was arrested in June for breakin’  into the church (you goin’  to h3ll, boy!) and stealin’  shyt like  an iPad and an iPhone.  He said he did it in retaliation because he heard The Bishop was choppin’ down other young asses behind his back; other “spiritual sons”.    Guess he thought he was the only one. 
The lawsuit alleges Maurice joined the church in 2003 when he was 14.  The Bishop started spendin’ ‘personal time’ with him when he was 15.   At some point he was put on the payroll,  as well as The Bishop buyin’  him a brand new Mustang.   I guess trickin’  aint easy…  Or cheap.

The Bishop is ‘alleged’  to have taken Anthony on quite a few overnight trips to different places like NY and Turks & Caicos.  Took him to NZ for his bday…  and this is when the sex allegedly started.   From there he went on various trips with The Bishop on his personal jet, and shared a bed with him at hotels, registered under the name Dick Tracy.  (pun intended?)

Most of the lil trysts supposedly occurred on the church’s property,  and inside The Bishops guest house at his home.   And he played with their minds.

“The Bishop would use biblical stories to talk about how important it was to follow your leader and master and let them know that the acts they were engaging in did not mean they were homosexuals.”

Their attorney claims to have emails, text messages, and flics of and between these two boys,  and The Bishop.  The seekin’ ‘unspecified damages’, and want a trial by jury. 

This is truly a mess.  IF he did this,  he will have let down 25,000+ followers of his mega-church as well as people who listened on the radio and watched him on TV.   Not to mention whats waitin’ for him behind those pearly gates…

But I will try and give him the benefit of the doubt.  Right  now all this is on paper, and they makin allegations.  They gotta prove it before I, or anyone else,  rushes  to judgement. 

“Do not pervert justice; do not show partiality to the poor or favoritism to the great, but judge your neighbor fairly.”

Ok, but Eddie, you got a lot of ‘splainin’ to do!

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