Kimmy Cakes & Co. Want Out!

Well, as if we didn’t know, the Kardashian Prepaid MasterCard was,  and has now been proven to be a “No”.

When this first ‘hit the block’, there was much fanfare,  and Kimmy Cakes  was splashed all over the place promotin’ the card with her and her sisters  images on it.  Another business venture or the Kardashian Klan.   But it has recently come under fire for excessive fees and other not so consumer-friendly thingys.

Let’s check it out:

Activation costs between $60 (6 mos) and $100 (12 mos).  (That’s a lil high and the 6/12 month thingy…  Is it the Kardashian name?)
Monthly fee of $7.95 (after what they call the  ’initial purchase’ period)
Replacement fee is $9.95 ($25 if you want a rush on it!)
Add money? $1.00 + 2.5% surcharge of transaction amount
Bill pay? $2.00 per transaction
If you cancel the account and want YOUR money sent in a check? $6.00.
Call Customer Service with a live operator? $1.50
Check your balance? $1.00
ATM? $1.50
Card declined? Another $1.00 if you’re in the U.S.  .50 extra if you’re not…

And the value goes down with every transaction, even if the card is not used!   What a rip off!

After the Atty General of Conn., Richard Blumenthal  attacked the Kash Klan, callin’ this a ‘scheme’ targetin’ impressionable teens with a fantasy of Keepin’ up with the Kardashians,  (he called it ‘predatory‘),while rippin’  them off,  they had their mouthpiece send a ‘letter of termination’ demandin’ they stop usin’ their names and images in association with the card.

The Dash Dolls. Khloe looks like a man... sorry

Either these vapid chicken heads KNEW this was the case when they signed on and hoped no one would notice,  so caught up in the  ”glow that is Kardashian”, or they were the airheads we think they are and just said yes without checkin’  into the facts  (except how much they were gonna make.)Then again,  don’t they have lawyers and ‘people’ to do that?

It’s not like Kimmy & The Klan are strangers to hoodwinkin’ people.  ShoeDazzle.com charged people $40/month just for Kimmy Cakes to give them  her “personalized shoe suggestions”.   (Everybody ‘prolly got the same ‘personalized’ suggestion. Hey-how would they know?).   A workout tape called, “Fit in Your Jeans by Friday.”  Come on ladies we KNOW this don’t work-especially if it’s Thursday…   The awful perfume, teeth whitenin’ pens, sunless tan lotion (?), and all the cheap,  slutty clothes on Bebe and QVC.   All bullshyt and people are buyin’ it. 

These chicks are into makin’ a fast buck.  Butt injections (yea Kimmie ‘s got em!),  Botox and breast implants costs money…

I just can’t help but think that had no one raised a fuss, The Klan would be still smilin’  in front of cameras promotin’  this card.    But  now  this supposedly wholesome image they’ve built is threatened.   (How wholesome is givin’   brain on camera, and to Ray J’s  D-Lister  ass at that?).  This seems to be the primary reason for this sudden change of heart.       They’re  not stupid, just greedy.

And yep, I said it: Khloe looks like a man,  and I’m not takin it back.

So there.

The Coldest Pimp Ever…

Thought I’d seen it all…

Nope.

Bein addicted to drugs is a cold ass life.  Those drugs talk to you and tell you to put more money on the altar, and you do what you have to, to comply.   Heroin and Cocaine are the only ‘white girls’ I know pimpin’.   And I thought Id seen it all when it came to what folks come up with to pay the girls off.

Havin’  been addicted at one point in my life -Thank God for a good program, supportive family and friends, and God lookin’ out for a girl, I’m here today (*knocks on wood*)- I came up with some doozies myself, but nothin’ that hurts other people or even remotely this elaborate. 

This Angie Boyd person is the “it all” we’ve  been lookin’ for.

The Moose

She faked the death of her daughter.   Even threw a whole funeral, complete with ashes in an urn, a ‘special ‘blankie’, and, of course, a donation box.    She was lookin’ to get donations from the people who came to mourn her child’s death.

This Slug told people that her daughter, (who lives in Iowa, and is very much alive,  ‘prolly shocked and very p.o’d) had been raped and murdered by her own father (that’s puttin it on a lil thick…)

I m already thinkin’  somethin’  is fishy-wouldnt the fam have been told about this before the big day?  Would they have been consulted about the cremation?   Did anyone think to call Iowa and see if somethin’  had happened?

Her brother, Brian LaMaster, snitched her out at the funeral. I guess he was thinkin’  the same thing; somethin isnt right here.   (He also confirmed she’s addicted to heroin.)   He waited till she got done with her lil fake-ass emotional speech,  and then actually stood up in the church , with all those people sittin there cryin’ and snifflin’, and told those them it was all bullshyt.

It was the toughest thing I have ever had to do get up and admit that my sister’s a fraud and that she’s lying to these people and taking advantage of them.   How can you do that?”

Angie’s lyin’ ass left the ‘services‘ and hasn’t been seen since.  The church is considerin pressin’ charges.   Oh, and the ashes in the urn?  They belonged to Angie and Brian’s mother, who died 4 yrs ago.  (I bet she’s cryin in heaven right now…)

She’ll surface tho.
The Pimp has to be paid.

 

Where in the World is Abraham Shakespeare?

::on the beach in Jamaica, "layin' low??::

Somethin’ really ain’t right about this…

Abraham Shakespeare was a homeless, down and out bum with a rap sheet big enuff to make a California King bed!  Everything from arrest and prison time for burglary and battery and even child support issues.  Regular Nee-gro.

Till he won $30Milli in the Florida Lottery.  Instead of takin installments (to keep some income comin in?) he took the lump sum of 16.9Milli, and ran.

He bought him an Nissan Altima, a pawn shop business, and a million-dollar home in gated community.   Everything seemed to be goin’ along fine.

He came up missin’ in April.

Y’all know when people come into money, roaches start comin out the woodwork with they hands extended, palms up.   In this crowd of beggars,  Abraham was ‘approached’ by a woman named Dee Dee Moore.   Dee Dee said she wanted to ‘write a book’ about his life’.    She got involved in Abe’s life, eventually becomin’ something of a financial adviser.   Now he missin’ and she can’t be reached for comment.

But her company American Medical Professionals, bought Abe’s $Milli- home for only $665,000.   His mama says the last time she saw him was shortly after that, around her birthday in February.

Five-0 says  the last time anyone saw Abe was in April — but it wasn’t until Nov. 9th  that he was reported missin’, by a “police informant”.

But it gets better:   According to a local newspaper, The Ledger of Lakeland, Dee Dee contacted a reporter there,  and said Abe is ‘layin low because people are tryin’ to suck money out of him.”  Now that really sounds like a load!

She “helped him”  disappear, but now wants him to return because detectives were searching her home and car and looking for blood on her belongings.

One reason he wanted to leave, she said, was a child support case for a child he allegedly fathered after winning the lottery. “Abraham sold me his mess to get a better life,” she told the paper. 

WHAT!!! He had a better life with 16.9Milli!!

She even gave the paper a video that she said she took of Abraham.   In the video, he says he is tired of people asking him for money. “They don’t take no for an answer,” he says.   She asks him where he wants to go and he is ‘seen’ in the vid sayin’ “it doesn’t really matter.”

This is some bullshyt!    This man is either bein’ held somewhere, or dead and this Dee Dee person has control of all his money.    They just don’t have a body now…  I don’t see why he would run on the child support case.  He HAD the money to pay whatever they wanted…

The Five-0 thinks he dead too.  They should really investigate this.  I’m sure if they really did, the trail would lead them right to Ms.Dee Dee…

JMO*