Sarah is Bouncin’ Again!

"Kiss my ass, Alaska. Im outta here!" For Real.

Well- lets see:  Sarah Palin bounced out on Alaska,  mentally and spiritually, when she ran for VP and thought she was gonna get famous.  Sarah bounced on Alaska again when she decided to step down as Gov. to ‘pursue her dreams’ of bein’  America’s Stupidest Magpie.

Looks like Sarah is bouncnin’ on Alaska again, for good this time.  She’s bringin her side-show to Scottsdale, Arizona.

Snitches say she bought a $1.7Milli, 8000-sq-ft crib thru Safari Investments.  This lil mini-mansion has six bedrooms, six-car garage, a pool and a spa, a home theater, wine cellar, and ‘billards’ room.   Livin’  pretty good on magpie-ism, I see…

Guess she wants to be near her no-dancin’,  face-lift havin’ daughter,  Bristol.  She just bought a house in Maricopa earlier this year.   And then there’s her bud, John McCain.  Maybe she thinks they can play together again…

Maybe she wants to get closer for a Presidental run in 2012.  The bytch reportedly told some reporter  (who can still stand the sound of her voice) that she has a ‘fire in her belly’ for the Presidency.   I doubt she could win the nomination,  let alone the title.  There aren’t too many of the fanatical fools who jumped on her tails when she first started runnin’ her mouth , around these days.  At least not enough for a ride into the White House.   This bytch is 5 hours pass her 15-Minutes of Fame.

Then there’s these tell-all books comin’ out about her.  One of the most anticipated ones, “Blind Allegiance“, by Frank Bailey a former aide, tells the world how the bytch was ready to run off from Alaska and the Govenorship months before she did,  chasin’ more ‘lucrative’ offers.  He tells the truth about that firin’ of her sister’s ex too.

Arizona is not far enough to run away from the shyt that is about to fly behind these books.

Well.  She’ll be in good company down there with Jan “Cruella DeVille” Brewer, another bobble head talkin’ loud and sayin’ nothin’.

Dayumm, I’m glad I live in Cali,  Arnold “Sperminator” Schwarzenegger  and all.

Tea Party Swirl

These inbreds have a trick up their sleeves.  Even though it’s stupid…

The Tea Party has announced their GOP candidate for POTUS: Herman “The Hermanator” Cain, a Black Man.  Calls himself a Conservative.

He wants to be Prez...

I guess they tryin’ it again. The former CEO of Godfather’s Pizza is their answer to Barack.

Just like that idiot Michael Steele.  He was their first answer to Barack.  Chairman of the RNC.   We see how that turned out…   He was a pawn; all he was supposed to do was stand up there, say little, and look Black.    And as soon as shyt started hittin’ the fan, they thew his ass under the bus, and then out the door.

So now they have this pawn.  They rage about Barack’s lack of experience on foreign policy, economic, etc., yet they toss this man in the ring- never havin’  held an elected office (lost a bid for the Senate in 2004).   He broke- I guess they haven’t cashed him out yet; his lil ‘political action committee’ only made $16Thou this year.

This is the best they can do? I don’t think Barack had anything to worry about.

Just for laffs, I wonder what Sarah Palin’s magpie ass has to say about this…

MagPie Madness-WTF?

This magpie just wont shut up, will she? Arent her 15 mins of fame up?  Dayumm!  Not yet??

Sarah Palin’s dippy ass was on the couch denegatin’ Obama because he had Common, The ‘Conscious Rapper’ to the WH for a poetry readin’.

Now I have a problem with that.

First off she is actin’ all stereotypical with this thug shyt.   All rappers and hip-hop artists are evidently thugs and menaces to society, in her eyes. That’s not the truth.  To me,  Common has never been a thug. They mad because way back in the day Common did a bit on Def Poetry Jam gettin at Bush’s dumb ass for takin us to Iraq for no clear reason and never findin’  those supposed Weapons of Mass Destruction he was hollarin’ about.    Tellin’ the truth.  Karl Rove’s shingles-havin’ ass was mad because he had on a wig while recitin’ the poetry.  (He’s just an idiot…)

Come on, folks.

These people just won’t stop, will they? This degenerate bytch is only tryin’ to extend her 15, by comin’ out in the news with this bullshyt.  Reality wise: this is a Black Man,  and he might like some dayumm rap music.  Did anybody start talkin’ shyt when Dubya blasted the C&W? No.  And this mofo invited the original  “F*ck The Police”  thug- Eazy E to the house to dinner!  So wtf is the problem?

Common is not a thug.  If the chicken head would take the time to listen to his shyt (tho she reportedly knows all the words to ‘Rapper’s Delight’!~), she would know he doesn’t rap about bling and bs; he talks on the social issues and things that affect his world and life…

Me?   I’m thinkin’  that she so heated that Obama brought it home and solidified his bid to the WH (she skerred!) with the capture and demise of Osama Bin Laden, that she just had to come out with the hater-ade goblet. (Nobody is listenin’ to Karl’s old ass…)

This magpie needs to get over three things:  One: Obama beat you and the old man, Crotchety-Ass McCain for the seat, so what?  It’s a wrap.  Two: He did that, Boo!  You can’t change that.  Osama is really dead we aint releasin the pic ’cause you say so.  It’s a wrap.  Third-and most importantly Boo: Your 15 are really and truly up (no-for real tho), blend into the furniture.  Again-It’s a wrap.

Her and her Tea Party/Conservative ‘thugs’ are again doin’  the obvious.  Lobbin’  veiled attacks aimed at Bam for any- and everything he does or says.  Regardless of how stupid it is.  Case in point: Donald Trump’s hairless ass.

When will this stop, if ever?  I think with the election of history’s first Black President, America has really warped into a nation of  ignorant people…

*jmo-   And Common is  fine as h3ll in this video!~

Great Expectations…

this shyt just ain't gon' stop, is it...?

Now here’s another glarin’ example of the undue pressure on Barack, because he just happens to be a Black man, and the POTUS.

We just got through this Birther bs; NO OTHER AMERICAN PRESIDENT has experienced the wild speculation about his place of birth and all these demands by mofos who I dont think have any authority to be askin’, like Bam. NO OTHER AMERICAN PRESIDENT has been expected to pull miracles out of his ass at the drop of a dime, even in areas other presidents haven’t even attempted to resolve. NO OTHER AMERICAN PRESIDENT has ever been expected to immediately clean a cesspool that it took another mofo EIGHT YEARS to create.

NO OTHER AMERICAN PRESIDENT has EVER had any control over what the people do when it comes to the price of gas. NOW he is expected to pull another one out, and somehow miraculously lower the price of gas.

The articles I came across, all made sure to mention that he is facin’ re-election, as if his lowerin’ the prices is a condition of his re-election.

‘They’ suggest:

“Invest more in renewable energy sources”.
Obama said early on that he wanted to invest in more renewable energy sources. They body-slammed that, and NOW this is listed as what he MIGHT be try to do, like it was their idea from the git…

“End the $4 billion in subsidies for oil companies”.
Obama already told these cretins, instead of subsidizing yesterday’s energy sources, we need to invest in tomorrow’s.

Root out fraud and manipulation in the oil markets.
Fine. Bam has the Dept of Justice on that right now”. And he JUST told us that too…

“Boost domestic oil production”.
Oh Snap! Wasn’t the man tryin’ to expand drilling off the coast of Florida, or in Sarah Palin’s Alaska when he first got elected? And didn’t the Repubs and TP’s balk at that?

Press oil-producing allies like Saudi Arabia to do their part.
Obama: We need to “let them know that it’s not going to be good for them if our economy is hobbled because of high oil prices.”

“Work with automakers to increase fuel economy standards for cars and trucks”.
Didn’t he say that already, too?

Another funny thing is these “Reserves”, they speak of . That shyt been sittin’ where EVER it’s at, for God knows how long. Why hasn’t any OTHER president been pushed to release those reserves? Why haven’t they been even brought up before now? And this is surely not the first or worse gas crisis America has experienced… And what if he does? They will only have more negative shyt to say when it runs out, and we are knee-deep in bs again. And it will, of course be all his fault.

I am almost ashamed to be an American right now. I cant believe that in the land of the free, we resort to bullshyt like this.

Crickets Singin’…

...right in the kisser!

Ok- now that the dust has settled and the band has gone home on Bam’s announcement that he ‘aint skerred’,  and is throwin’ his hat in the ring for White House 2012, I have one burnin’ question:

Where the h3ll are the ReThuglicans and they inbred cousins, The Teaparty with their rapid responses to this? Seems to me they might be a lil (STFU?) speechless right now

In the normal course of things this man cant get out one sentence before 30 Thuglicans led by that orange guy, John Boner Boehner, are on the airwaves,  hollarin’ what they gonna do to change what ever the f*ck it is…

(**there go them dayumm crickets, singin’ again!**)

Where is Sarah Palin’s big mouth ass?  That orange guy?   RNC Chairman Priebus did say they have atleast a dozen candidates ‘testin the waters.”  Former MN Gov Pawlenty filed some papers with the Feds and they expectin’ Newt Gingrich (he still around?) and Mitt Romney’s sleazy ass to get on the bus.  And wtf we gonna do with Donald ‘Mr. CombOver’ Trump as President???

And that his timin’ supposedly shows how “tone-deaf he is.”  Wtf?  Bush announced his re-elect bid in the very midst of the bullshyt he was creatin’ in the month of April,  I believe, and Bill announced his in April as well; just a few days later if- you wanna be technical.   They claim they have ‘plenty of time…’   Famous last words.

Right now, accordin’to the little men in the dark rooms crunchin’ numbers (them dayumm pollsters), 47% of Americans would like to see Bam re-elected, compared to 37% preferrin’  a Thuglican in the WH.  16% are ‘undecided’, but will be swayed.  This same poll said that 51% of American have an unfavorable view of the GOP.  58% have a favorable view of Obama, while his actual approval rating is standin’ at a hard-ass 51%.

He keep that rollin’, and him and ‘Chelly-O’ will continue to hang curtains in the WH.

Dont hate…

Mr. Magpie Steps Out

Well, I be dayumm.  

The latest head to roll off the Cheater’s Block (according to the National Enquirer), and fall into a sex scandal, is none other than Todd “Mr. Magpie” Palin,  husband to America’s Clueless MagPie, Sarah, and father of The Very Talentless  Bristol.

Yep.  Mr. Palin stands accused of an extramarital affair with a hooker massage therapist.    The 36 yr (old coochie?) Shailey Tripp was arrested and charged back in March 2010 for prostitution.    She’s to be sentenced June 2011.  Durin’ this raid,  there was ‘alleged’ physical evidence that could tie Todd to the ‘alleged’  (dontcha just love that word?) ‘affair 

The neighbors, who called 5-0 because of the trail of men goin’ in and out of her apartment, also state they saw Todd’s weird ass comin’ and goin’ on many occasions, and when he was there, they heard noises that ‘sounded like someone was havin’ sex’.

All this came to light when some anonymous person send an email from  palinmorlas@hotmail.com, claimin’ Todd ‘N Tripp (isn’t that their son’s name? Hmm…) had an affair, and this led to her gettin’  cuffed up and charged with maintainin’  a house of prostitution.

My thing is:  what took him so long?   How could anyone stand to hear this magpie’s nasal voice all day?  And she probably doesn’t spend too much time takin’ care of her man, runnin’ all over the country tryin’ to burn Obama in effigy and seal her bid for the White House in 2012.  And even though she looks pulled together in her lil p.c suits, after five kids, she’s probably not that stacked, and can you imagine her in a  hot, sexy negligee and stripper heels?    He was needin’ a new piece anyway.

The Magpie hasn’t commented yet…

 

Sarah Quits (Again!)

Quittin' again...

Word on the web is that Sarah Palin and her attention-whorin’  fan-bam are shootin’ the last episode of her lil reality show, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska”.

I guess after all the talk about bein’ a TV celeb not fittin’ in with the presidential look, she decided to call it quits and look towards the 2012 Presidency.

Last night was the last go ’round.

Real talk is that the show was axed by the TLC network.  I don’t know how it even made it to the screen…

Let’s see:  She quit her job as Gov. of Alaska when another shiny thing, the talk show/lecture circuit, popped up.  Then this stupid show.  Now she’s quit that for another shiny bauble, the Presidency. 

So when someone dangles yet another shiny object in front of her eyes, will she up and quit that too?

Hey, Im ’jus sayin’…

They Gangsta Like That…

Ok- So everybody says Bam ”caved in” to the ReThuglican gang-bangin’ tactics, when he agreed to allow the ultra greedy mofo’s to continue to enjoy that tax credit that’s about to add a coupla hundred milli to the deficit.  Which is all they wanted.

To me he didn’t ‘cave in’, he ‘compromised‘.

These cretins dug their heels into the dirt,  and demanded that unless they talked about the tax credits, they weren’t talkin’  about shyt.   They threatened to let the shyt expire,  and then bring them back permanently when they took the house in January.    This meant that taxes would rise for everybody, especially the little people who can’t afford to pay them.   And you know the employment benefits wouldn’t have even been in the room, let alone on the table.

Bam tried to come to an agreement that, I think was all based on Main St., instead of  Wall St., when he offered to extend them to the people that needed them-the lower and middle class. 

The Party of No, said “No”.

They even threatened, with no remorse, to allow 2 milli+ people have the worse Christmas of their lives by just, without notice, cuttin’ off their ‘lifelines’.  And 7 milli more by January.   Send people into the streets because they can’t pay rent, starve people because if they can pay rent they can’t buy food...

Because they didn’t want to impact this same deficit the claim to be coddlin’.   Am I the only one who thinks this sounds like double-talk, gobble-de-gook?

So what, exactly, was the man supposed to do?  Every one of those 9 Mili above,  would have been laid at his feet.  All the extra taxes on those who cannot pay would have been on his hands.   And Congress still has to ‘agree’ to this.  Possibly another long tedious battle on the backs of the little people.

If anyone has a better plan, America surely like to hear it. 

I think the blame for this shyt should lie soley on the Rethuglican shoulders.  They f*cked America again. 

The people who voted them in, should really feel reamed.

Sidebar:  Micheal  “Dumb Ass”  Steele is on the way out.   There was a blurb that they are actively lookin’ for his’ replacement’.  As if we didnt know.  The Thugs have been on a mission to make the White House truly white again, and only plucked his ass out of the cornfield to as a  ‘party match’  for the President  and the Democrat party.   Since they believe they are on their way with that, they don’t need his Stephin Fetchit ass anymore. 

Somebody said they were lookin’ at  Sarah” The Annoying  Magpie” Palin….

That’s just what he gets for bein’ a token fool…

The Delusional Magpie

 Sarah “Magpie” Palin is delusional,  and I wonder when America will finally get that.

She’s written another book and in this book she, of course, bashes Obama, but calls Chelly-o  ‘unpatriotic’,  she calls Obama a racist (the pot callin’ the kettle black? This chicken head is thisclose to sayin’ the N word…) and even blamed him for ‘American Idol’ and the ‘unskilled competitors’ (like her and the Presidency?), and called them “victims of the cult of self-esteem.”    But how does this become Obama’s fault?

So is he responsible for “Bristol of The Two Left Feet” too?  ‘Cause that cow can’t dance her way out of a clear plastic bag, and her only claim to fame is  bein’  The Magpie’s whorish daughter, and gettin’ pregnant at 17.   Paris Hilton has a better resume than that, and I still don’t know exactly  why she’s famous…

It’s obvious to America as a whole,  that The Magpie is workin’ the scores of the DWTS competition.   They voted off Brandy?!!!?    Brandy scored high almost all those nights,  and Bristol’s sorry ass ‘layed down’ on the bottom of the scoreboard-so how does that translate into Brandy walkin’, and Bristol standin’ to smile for the cameras (and her mother sittin’ in the front row) once again? 

It doesn’t.

I’m already holdin’ the remote when this show comes on; if Bristol wins that competition, I will never watch that show again, no matter WHO is on it.  I will be convinced it’s rigged and can  ‘be bought“…

Then, the Magpie-in-Trainin’, Willow Palin is online, usin’ homophobic slurs against a FB user who attacked her Mom’s stupid reality show.  Called the man a “f**got”.  Bristol got in the fray and used some pretty racy language herself… 

Sarah Palin has blamed Bam for everything under the sun.  The oil spill, though he didn’t dive down there and break the dayumm thing himself, and BP has finally been exposed as havin’ cut some safety corners and caused this mess.   Her and her cronies blame him for the economy and job loss,  when all us sane and lucid people know Bush killed all that on his way out of Washington.   She even found a way to blame him for the mine collapsin’ in Chile… 

This woman wants to be President?    What a  ridiculous thought!    This is a woman who quit her job as Gov. of Alaska (when a better proposition comes along or she gets tired, will she walk out on America too?), goes on a world-wide campaign to promote a hastily written book (no one even knew or gave a dayumm about this magpie outside of Alaska, till McCain (stupidly) pulled her out of obscurity for the 2008 elections-now her life story “needs to be told”?)  A reality show?   What politician, with White House hopes , does a reality show?   And now another book?  

The Bytch actually refers to herself in the book as President of the United States, and the pulls a “Kanye” on Chelly-O, by sayin’ she ‘doesnt care about white people.   When you break it down, given the history of this country and the polarization we in now, why should she?   That’s  MY opinion, folks.

 Someone should look into suin’ this bytch for some of the outright stupid, reckless, and erroneous shyt that come out of her face…

Someone made a comment that The Magpie is on about 12 of her 15 mins of fame.    I agree.  If she doesn’t tweak these ‘Presidential run’ rumors, she becomes irrelevant; no more speeches, no more books (she could write one but who’d buy it once her face fell off the radar?), no more fame.  She’ll go right down the pike with the Dan Quayles and Jack Kemp (shyt, he died last year and no one noticed);   into oblivion.

 I hope so.  Otherwise, we have hell to pay in 2012.

 

A Conspiracy in Full View…

Life is so full of unjustifiable bullshyt sometimes, and Rick Fox is the latest “shockin’” casualty.

He was eliminated last night on DWTS, even tho he and his professional partner had the highest scores last night, and Bobble Head Bristol (surprisingly) survived yet another night, and she had the lowest scores.    Again.

Go figure.

They blamed it on the fan’s votes.  They were voted off.  

 It can’t be that many blind and partially deaf  ADHD people in America!    It just can’t be.   This votin’ system has to be f*cked up somehow…  

Granted, Rick hasn’t exactly set off fireworks in the world of dance, but he’s cuts a step a whole lot better than Bristol P.

The Teen Activist (who had the actual nerve to say  “no teen mothers in the audience watchin’ her”!   Wow…) should have “left the mansion” ages ago, but it has to be her mother, The Mag Pie, The Tea Partiers, and those Mama Grizzlies, furiously textin’ into the night, who must be keepin’ her uncoordinated ass afloat.  Seekin’ “Celebrity Status” is a Palin Way of Life.   This is politics.

It’s just ludicrous to think this stick figure could win this shyt.

When they chop Brandy or Jennifer, and leave Bristol P. smilin’ on stage (again), y’all gon’ believe me…