Lawd- if this don’t just beat the brakes off it all.
A man was in a Memphis Wal-Mart doin’ his Black Friday thing’, when an off-duty police officer moonlightin’ as a security guard, ’instructed him to pull up his pants. Granted, the man was saggin‘. It’s not a fashion statement I agree with, but I don’t knock nobody’s hustle. If you want to wear your pants like that and look stupid, do so. And if you don’t like it, don’t look.
Normally I would say some nosey-ass, no life havin’, menopausal females had ‘complained’ that his pants were too low and they didn’t like the looks of his red (oh lawd) underwear. But when you can see the imprint of his ass and the ‘family jewels’ clear as day, we do have a problem.
Dude, Mario Bernard Johnson, pulled ‘em up and continued on with his lil shoppin’ spree. Later on, when he appeared in the checkout line, his jewels and ass were again on display. So he didn’t do what he was told. From there, it was a lot of loud talkin’, finger pointin’, and profanity which ended in his dumb ass goin’ down for indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.
Dummy. All he had to do was pull up his pants or just left the store.
I guess he could consider himself lucky. One dude was shot dead in his’ exposed’ ass by a man who asked him to not show his undies…
But why arrested? I’ve seen chicken heads with all the thong showin’ out the top of those low riser pants. Blouses and tops cuts deeper than J-Lo’s 2005 green Versace she wore to the BET Awards. Or with a mini skirt on so short, when they take a breath, ass cheeks appear and goodies are exposed. But they aren’t goin’ to jail… Then again I guess it depends on where you are, if people complain (or lust) enough, and if there is a disgruntled off-duty police officer around.
Joe the Plumber better watch his but crack -literally.