Pants on the Ground? Go to Jail!

This really AINT cute...

Lawd- if this don’t just beat the brakes off it all. 

A man was in a Memphis Wal-Mart doin’ his Black Friday thing’, when an off-duty police officer moonlightin’ as a security guard,  ’instructed him to pull up his pants.   Granted,  the man was saggin‘.   It’s not a fashion statement I agree with, but I don’t knock nobody’s hustle.   If you want to wear your pants like that and look stupid, do so.   And if you don’t like it, don’t look.

Normally I would say some nosey-ass, no life havin’, menopausal females had ‘complained’ that his pants were too low and they didn’t like the looks of his red (oh lawd) underwear.   But when you can see the imprint of his ass and the ‘family jewels’ clear as day, we do have a problem.

Dude, Mario Bernard Johnson, pulled ‘em up and continued on with his lil shoppin’  spree.  Later on, when he appeared in the checkout line, his jewels and ass were again on display.   So he didn’t do what he was told.   From there,  it was a lot of loud talkin’, finger pointin’, and profanity which ended in his dumb ass goin’ down for indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.

Shyt is an actual crime in Flint MI!

Dummy.  All he had to do was pull up his pants or just left the store. 

I guess he could consider himself lucky.  One dude was shot dead in his’ exposed’  ass by a man who asked him to not show his undies…

But why arrested?  I’ve seen chicken heads with all the thong showin’ out the top of those low riser pants.  Blouses and tops cuts deeper than J-Lo’s 2005  green Versace she wore to the BET Awards.  Or with a mini skirt on so short, when they take a breath, ass cheeks appear and  goodies are exposed.     But they aren’t goin’ to jail…      Then again I guess it depends on where you are, if people complain (or lust) enough, and if there is a disgruntled off-duty police officer around.

Joe the Plumber better watch his but crack -literally.

Dayummit, This is 2010!

Sign of the times?

I read this story and almost couldn’t believe it, but given the racial climate since Bam crip-walked into the White House, this sounds par for the course…

A popular restaurant/bar in Philly is bein sued by a bartender who works there, claimin’ they discourage non-white customers from bellyin’ up to the bar.  From even comin’  thru the door.

Michael Bolden, part-time lawyer and bartender says the GM of McFadden’s Restaurant and Bar, told a weekend supe to “end a promotion that seemed popular with black clientele”.  

TEXT MESSAGE: “We don’t want black people we are a white bar!”

Clear as day.  And to top it off, the mofo was not only rabidly racist, he is a stereotypin’ rabid racist;  the dress code banned patrons from wearin’ baggy clothes (saggin’?) work boots (Tims?)  and white t-shirts (white T?).   This just screams discrimination, doesn’t it?

Michael Bolden: “I feel a sense of moral obligation to take a stand, say what is wrong is wrong, and try to effectuate some meaningful change, no matter how great or small it may be.”

(I’m sure they mad and ready to kick Michael’s ass to the curb for this, but they already lookin’ kinda grimey…)

I like this guy…

Of course East Coast Saloons, the parent company,  hurried up and sent an email to The Philly Inquirer denyin’ any policies of racial discrimination.   Hmm…

So- add this to the Wal-Mart and Whole Foods  f*ckery  -yep, they ‘asked’ Black Folks to leave the buildin‘ too!-and what do you get?   Clear evidence that  America is polarized (but in serious denial) by racism and hatred.    It all seems to have really climaxed since The Election of Bam.  And this shyt is  perfectly ok.

Wouldnt it be nice if everyone could just live and let live, and not trip off what the next person looks like, and why they don’t look like you?  Wouldnt a person bein’ judge on their qualifications and content of character instead of the color of their skin?   Wouldn’t it be nice if this bullshyt didn’t exist?

Only in a perfect world… And we far soooooooooo from that.

Pull Em’ Up!~

The message is all over Dallas today — Get Your Pants Up Over Your Butt!

22 billboards went up across Dallas, urging residents to “Pull ‘Em Up.”    This is the second campaign in three years to end saggin’ pants.

Dallas Mayor Pro Tem Dwaine Caraway is again leadin’ the charge.   But this time, city leaders also have a message for young women — “Keep it a secret” and dress modestly.

I think this is a great idea; some of this mess can get wayyyy outta hand.  I’ve seen these boys pants saggin’ so bad, they WHOLE ASS is out and you can dayumm near see their knees!  The gurls have there fashion and color-coordinated thongs showin’ as well…

Local actress Irma P. Hall, better known as “Big Mama” from the movie “Soul Food,” graces each of the billboards. (ClearChannel Outdoor donated the signs)

Evidently the trend is takin off.  Found this CD by Christian Rapper, Dooney Da Priest:

CD is located at…