Getcha Gangsta On!~

These are simply outrageous. But if you want to make sure a mofo know where u stand when it comes to your ‘gangsta‘, some cosmetic props might help.

Brass Knuckles for heels. Who'da thunk it??

keepin' with the brass knuckles 'motif'...

Dont forget to complete the ensemble with the matchin’ purse and umbrella- brass knuckles included.

The perfect accessory for that 'hard-core' mofo...

I think this shyt is hot. I wouldn’t be able to fathom how a person stands, let alone walks around, in these shoes. But I have to give it to the creator- they h3lla cute! (Tho back in the day, I would have had my ass tip-toe n’ cute in those mofos!) Nonetheless, they rate a strong 11+ in my book!~

Useless, Meaningless Crap-$175/mo.

       …I saw it as an ad  runnin down the side of a blog I was reading and decided to “click it out”.   At first I thought it was a great thing.   Bag Borrow or Steal… It said you could ‘borrow’ any purse and keep it as long as 6 months (with good standing acct) for 5.00 month membership. They made it sound so cool, and  so  ”cost effective”…

Then I saw this:

Couture—Runway worthy handbags and jewelry from top designers such as Gucci and Rosiblu (who?) starting at $175 a month.

Diva—Luxurious, dream bags and jewelry from designers such as Louis Vuitton and Charriol starting at $90 a month.

Princess—Confidently versatile accessories from designers such as Betsey Johnson and Pianegonda starting at $40 a month.

Trendsetter—Fresh, trend-forward accessories from designers such as Dooney & Bourke and Lori Bonn starting at only $20 a month.   

Then I thought:

Those $20 a month bags prolly came right from Payless, the cretins!

And then:

Why THE FLUCK would I spend 175.00 A MONTH on a purse!!!   I could buy 6 purses with that money. 20.00 a month is a purse and a few pairs of socks at Payless-unless they have that 5-7-9 sale, then you got a purse AND some dayumm shoes!   I wonder who is doing this? They must be rich or stupid, or both!  To  me this is an absolute waste of money, and supports my theory that rich people waste their money on useless, meaningless crap, when they could just send me a check…dayummit!

I guess these are the same people who are eating $5000 hamburgers and drinking $300 a lb coffee just coz some monkey shitted it out…

Lawd…