Well- lets see: Sarah Palin bounced out on Alaska, mentally and spiritually, when she ran for VP and thought she was gonna get famous. Sarah bounced on Alaska again when she decided to step down as Gov. to ‘pursue her dreams’ of bein’ America’s Stupidest Magpie.
Looks like Sarah is bouncnin’ on Alaska again, for good this time. She’s bringin her side-show to Scottsdale, Arizona.
Snitches say she bought a $1.7Milli, 8000-sq-ft crib thru Safari Investments. This lil mini-mansion has six bedrooms, six-car garage, a pool and a spa, a home theater, wine cellar, and ‘billards’ room. Livin’ pretty good on magpie-ism, I see…
Guess she wants to be near her no-dancin’, face-lift havin’ daughter, Bristol. She just bought a house in Maricopa earlier this year. And then there’s her bud, John McCain. Maybe she thinks they can play together again…
Maybe she wants to get closer for a Presidental run in 2012. The bytch reportedly told some reporter (who can still stand the sound of her voice) that she has a ‘fire in her belly’ for the Presidency. I doubt she could win the nomination, let alone the title. There aren’t too many of the fanatical fools who jumped on her tails when she first started runnin’ her mouth , around these days. At least not enough for a ride into the White House. This bytch is 5 hours pass her 15-Minutes of Fame.
Then there’s these tell-all books comin’ out about her. One of the most anticipated ones, “Blind Allegiance“, by Frank Bailey a former aide, tells the world how the bytch was ready to run off from Alaska and the Govenorship months before she did, chasin’ more ‘lucrative’ offers. He tells the truth about that firin’ of her sister’s ex too.
Arizona is not far enough to run away from the shyt that is about to fly behind these books.
Well. She’ll be in good company down there with Jan “Cruella DeVille” Brewer, another bobble head talkin’ loud and sayin’ nothin’.
Dayumm, I’m glad I live in Cali, Arnold “Sperminator” Schwarzenegger and all.