Sarah is Bouncin’ Again!

"Kiss my ass, Alaska. Im outta here!" For Real.

Well- lets see:  Sarah Palin bounced out on Alaska,  mentally and spiritually, when she ran for VP and thought she was gonna get famous.  Sarah bounced on Alaska again when she decided to step down as Gov. to ‘pursue her dreams’ of bein’  America’s Stupidest Magpie.

Looks like Sarah is bouncnin’ on Alaska again, for good this time.  She’s bringin her side-show to Scottsdale, Arizona.

Snitches say she bought a $1.7Milli, 8000-sq-ft crib thru Safari Investments.  This lil mini-mansion has six bedrooms, six-car garage, a pool and a spa, a home theater, wine cellar, and ‘billards’ room.   Livin’  pretty good on magpie-ism, I see…

Guess she wants to be near her no-dancin’,  face-lift havin’ daughter,  Bristol.  She just bought a house in Maricopa earlier this year.   And then there’s her bud, John McCain.  Maybe she thinks they can play together again…

Maybe she wants to get closer for a Presidental run in 2012.  The bytch reportedly told some reporter  (who can still stand the sound of her voice) that she has a ‘fire in her belly’ for the Presidency.   I doubt she could win the nomination,  let alone the title.  There aren’t too many of the fanatical fools who jumped on her tails when she first started runnin’ her mouth , around these days.  At least not enough for a ride into the White House.   This bytch is 5 hours pass her 15-Minutes of Fame.

Then there’s these tell-all books comin’ out about her.  One of the most anticipated ones, “Blind Allegiance“, by Frank Bailey a former aide, tells the world how the bytch was ready to run off from Alaska and the Govenorship months before she did,  chasin’ more ‘lucrative’ offers.  He tells the truth about that firin’ of her sister’s ex too.

Arizona is not far enough to run away from the shyt that is about to fly behind these books.

Well.  She’ll be in good company down there with Jan “Cruella DeVille” Brewer, another bobble head talkin’ loud and sayin’ nothin’.

Dayumm, I’m glad I live in Cali,  Arnold “Sperminator” Schwarzenegger  and all.

The Fraudulent Donald

Well, well, well…
Talkin’ too much gets a foot in your own mouth sometimes.

Mr Comb Over and his online, “for profit”, Trump University, “The Trump Entrepreneur Initiative“, is under investigation for scammin’ folks out of their hard-earned money while sellin’ them a dream.

There is also a class-action suit in Federal court.

The NY State Atty General Eric Schneiderman (and five other state AG’s) is lookin’ into deceptive business practices, due to complaints of charges up to $35,000 to “learn from the master“, and overstatin’ (exaggeratin’) the U’s success rate.

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Shyt hit the fan late last year when Daily News reported that 150+ students in 22 states said they were cheated out thousands of dollars for useless courses at this bullshyt online school.  These people say they were pressured to max out credit cards and draw on 401(k)s to enroll, and then refused refunds when they wanted to pull out.   These were retirees, veterans, laid-off workers and seniors livin’ on fixed incomes.  People just tryin’ to come up…

Tarla Makaeff and Brandon Keller, an unemployed San Diego man, are the lead plaintiffs.  They allege that Trump University’s mentors and associates “guide students toward deals in which they have a personal financial interest at stake — creating a severe conflict of interest, so that the mentors profit while the student does not.”

“The seminar promised access to “exclusive” property listings, but he found the listings elsewhere online for a fraction of the cost.”

He promised consumers the golden opportunity to be his “next apprentice” and learn “insider” secrets of real estate.  All these people got for their money was expensive informercials disguised as classes.  Bullshyt.

So this mofo spent the last few months poundin’ the podium talkin’ shyt about Obama,  and his hands aint clean?   And this mofo has the nerve to file a counter claim against Ms. Makaeff for $100 Milli (punk!  she dont have it; y’all took it all!) for defamation.  This is just posturin’ for the press and a stab at intimidatin’ them into droppin’ their suits.

Aint nobody “skerred”.

This is the man who (thought he) would be President?  This man is an total idiot, and that is bein’ reflected in the press and on TV lately.  That’s why he so ‘graciaously‘ bowed out of the race.  There are too many skeletons in his closet that he wants to stay there.

Unfortunately for him, the door is already open, whether he runs or not.  Thats what he gets for tryin’ to throw Obama under the bus.  Ran his own ass over…

He should of STFU while he has the  chance.

Jesus, PLEASE Take The Wheel…

Arizona, home of Jan “Cruella DeVille“ Brewer has made the news today, in a monumental show of ignorance on the part of the pink ones.

The state’s House of Reps Republicans passed a wide-margined (wtf does that mean?) ‘Birther Bill’, HB2177, requirin’ presidential candidates to submit affidavits they were born in the U.S., as well as sworn statements regarding their residency for the previous 14 years. WTF??? The Az. Sec of State would decide if the documents submitted were official. If a candidate’s docs didn’t satisfy him, they off the ballot. They just waitin’ on Cruella to sign it. And she will…

“This is another embarrassment to the state of Arizona. It’s outrageous and ridiculous.”

What kind of f*ckery is this??? Doesn’t this just scream bullshyt? Am I the only one who thinks this is directed solely at Barack Obama? They say it’s not…

“The aim of this is to delegitimize the president of the United States, and that is shameful,”

This just proves the lengths these people will go to discredit this man. I don’t see what the big f*n’ problem is; the man is half way thru his term and wtf…

The good thing is this has no chance of keepin’ Bam off the ballot in 2012. So exactly what did they accomplish?

Dummies…

Prop. 19 Is On The Way!~

“I really believe it will take California to another level.  It’s the best piece of medicine we’ve ever created. I used to go to the store and buy Anacin and Bufferin and Bayer – but it’s nothing like this medical marijuana.   They got Blueberry, Strawberry, Purple, OG Kush.  They even have Obama Kush.    That’s when you’re blowin’ presidential.”                                  

 - Snoop Dog on Prop. 19

Well, Aiight Arnold!

If Rethuglican Arnold Schwarzenegger has done one good thing since he was elected (and elected again!) Gov. of Cali, his outgoin’ act is it, and a true  grande finale.

Arnold has decriminalized (again) the Chronic, y’all!

His ‘official’ reason is to reduce time and money spent  cloggin’ up the system with cases cause they’re  a misdemeanor.  NOW they not even gonna arrest you any more,  if it is less than an ounce.    Possession of that (they deem it to be enough for 30 joints; depends on how you roll!  )  is now bumped down from a misdemeanor to an infraction no more harmless than a dayumm traffic ticket.  No arrest, no court appearance, and no entry on the rapsheet.  

Sweet!~

This is just a steppin’ stone in the right direction to the passage of Prop 19 next month.   When they pass that lil ditty, adults 21 and older can use and possess weed.  Entirely legal.    And right now, 56% of Californians back it all the way.

The ‘day’ is surely comin’.    Mass. voted on,  and passed a similar bill, known as Question 2, in 2008.  And it glided in with 65% of the vote!   There are other states preparin’ to follow suit.

And why not?  Its harmless,  regardless of what the anti’s have to say.  They’re  mostly a bunch of raisin-ated old cronies with that  ’Anti-Drug reel- mentality they had in the 50′s.   Nobody hallucinates on weed.  Nobody is robbin’ banks and carjackin’ for weed.   People don’t normally smoke a blunt, beat their wives or get into a car and mow down 10 people.    

If they are, there are other deep-seated issues, and they have programs for that…     And they’ve already said it has medicinal purposes as it is -hence the Medical MaryJoe

All this means is that they finally gonna get it.  Shyt, they smokin’ weed in licensed coffee shops  and ‘marijuana bars’ in Amsterdam, Holland.    Hash too.   You can cop up to 5g’s in the coffeehouse  from a lil  booklet menu…     Beats the h3ll outta  latte and a muffin at Starbucks, don’t it?

The Bulldog Coffehouse  in Amsterdam (source: atlasparasite)

You can even go on a cannabis cruise, if you want to. 

 (This was supposedly just this past July in Alameda CA.  Tickets were $100/ 150.00  for VIP.   Plus a small fee, of course.  No news on when the next one is scheduled. )

And crime is not ragin’ outta control in Amsterdam.  These people stay way to mellow for all that messy illegal shyt, I guess…

I seriously doubt things will improve this much, but I’m feelin’ its on the way.  Prop. 19 just may prove that.    

 We’ll see in November.