We Got This!

Bam is on his way to The Second Term. Based on The Electoral College as of today, Obama is anilatin’ Mr Plastic’s ass!

Bam: 332
Mittens: 206

Looks like a ass whuppin’ in the makin’.

The people are speakin’!

Yeah Boy!

The Facts

Mitty’s (Sort Of) Tax Returns…

Ok, so Mr. Plastic finally released (sorta) released the long awaited, much anticipated tax returns.

What he really did was release a “summary” of the last 20 years of returns. 

Bullshyt.

They talk about compilations, averages of numbers and totals of shyt.  The one they accidentally let slip out said “after contributions to charities and causes” he a paid 13% rate. Ain’t that a bytch!  The Feds take 15% of mine!

Im not convinced; I need more. That mofo spent the last two months manipulatin’ and crunchin’ those numbers, gettin’ them ready.And then only released a old 2011 manipulated return. Where tf is the recent 2012 returns???

I want to see all 20 separated years of tax returns. One at a time. To me, this is the only way to get a true read of what he really paid…

This guy is not amused. Larry Flynt offered a $Milli for the returns. He is not payin’ for this…

This creepy dude has somethin’ to hide. And he still hasn’t explained those off-shore accounts…

Come with it, Mitt.

Let ‘Em Eat Cake

…or maybe not.

First Chick-Fill A, now the neighborhood bakery. 

Masterpiece Cake Shop in Lakewood, Colo has decided to solidify their stance on Gay Marriage, by refusing to bake a wedding cake for a local gay couple.

Jack Phillips, the owner of this wonderful establishment (that’s his punk ass up there) is against same-sex marriages, and decided to incorporate his bigotry into his business plan.

David Mullin and Charlie Craig thought they would spend the day tastin’ cake samples but instead got shown the door once they announced they were gettin’ married.  The guys took to FB, and now Mr. Philips and his treats are today’s news.Protesters have gathered outside the shop. ‘Bout to be boycotted.

They say this isn’t the first time the shop has denied gays a wedding cake. I don’t know about that, but they got the right ones this time. These guys had FB pages.

Mr. Phillips says he’ll make a birthday cake, graduation cake, promotion cake, anniversary (?) cake, etc, all day long for the gay folks. But no wedding cakes.

This world is so engulfed in hate and bigotry. This on the heels of the couple who were denied the chapel in the predominantly clear church they’ve attended for the past year, because they were Black. They said that…

::sigh::

So do you think Mr. Philips and his Bigoted Bakery should be boycotted because of this?

You can guess how I feel…

Stanley, The “Adult Baby”

This is the shyt they need to be lookin into.   Did y’all know our tax money is goin’ to provide a perverted mofo a SSI check every month?   Infantilism is now a disability, and qualifies for benefits from the feds?

Yep that’s the case, but somebody is talkin’ shyt…

Sen. Tom Coburn, OK-Rep., sent a letter, askin’ the Social Security Admin to look into the a 30 yr old Stanley Thornton Jr., to see if him and his roomie,  Sandra Dias deserve they lil checks every month.  He also sent copies of the letter to President Barack Obama, California Sens. Dianne Feinstein and Barbara Boxer and U.S. Rep. Wally Herger, R-Chico.

Stanley lives his life as a ‘grownup baby“, and Sandra, bless her heart, acts as his ‘mother’.  (How f’n sick are these mofos?)

Tom say he ain’t clear on why these two are drawin’ SSI checks on the state’s dime.

This 350-lb mofo is walkin’ around all day in diapers, has built himself a man-sized crib, that he actually sleeps in, rollin ’ around in onesies, shytin”, and sucks a bottle.  He is in the process of buildin’ a man-sized high chair for his fat ass.  The sick Sandra bytch plays ‘momma‘, changin’ diapers, makin’ bottles, and spoon-feedin’ this mofo.   Playin’ with Leggos?  Suckin’ on a pacifier?

God, they need counselin’…

Look @ this sick mofo... smh*

View his sick ass episode here…

This all came out when these ‘disabled’ people were on a reality show (isn’t everything a reality show these days?), National Geographic Channel’s “Taboo“, with all the sick weird diaper shyt, and they showed this mofo walkin’ around Redding, CA., like a normal person in regular clothes, runnin’ errands,  and shoppin’ in a store for the shyt he needs to build the high chair, like a normal person.   Not only that, this man runs a website for him and his sick ass friends.   An internet support group for weirdos.    Bedwettingabdl.com,  is dedicated to, I guess, people who are Adult Babies.

“Diaper Lovers”?  “Bed Wetter Chat”?  O. M. G.

Tom is not playin’.  ‘Baby Fraud’ is now a crime to him. He’s tryin’ to burn both they asses for SSI fraud.  If this mofo can come out in public normal, drive himself everywhere he wants to go, and run a dayumm website, aint nothin‘ crazy or disabled about his ass.

“Given that Mr. Thornton is able to determine what is appropriate attire and actions in public, drive himself to complete errands, design and custom-make baby furniture to support a 350-pound adult and run an Internet support group, it is possible that he has been improperly collecting disability benefits for a period of time.”   –Tom

He claims to be actin’ like a baby to deal with PTSD from some ‘supposed’ child abuse.  For the last 10 years!  This woman is an ex-nurse, and I still haven’t seen why she gets the check, but she does.

Stanley issued a threat through an email to the Washington Times:

“You wanna test how damn serious I am about leaving this world, screw with my check that pays for this apartment and food. Try it. See how serious I am. . . I have no problem killing myself. ” –The Baby

So what’s next?  We don’t know.  Right now,  Mr Coburn is shakin’ trees at the Social Security Admin.  These two mofos can go to work!

Tom has a point.  But you be the judge:

“The Don” is Out for the Count!

Mr Comb Over has *officially* announced he is not runnin’ for POTUS in 2012.

Well who’da thunk it, ya dig?? (*side-eye*)

The headline read, “Donald Trumps Says No To Running For President“.    The real headline should have read “The POTUS Says No to Donald Trump“.  Nobody in they right mind wanna be seen with this guy,  let alone caught supportin’ and votin’ for this sideshow clown.

He claims this all came after “considerable deliberation, reflection and regret“.

No boo, comes after completely makin’ a fool of himself with all that bs about Obama’s birth certificate.   His shyt started slidin’ when Bam just went ahead and released it (-even though in my opinion he shouldnt have; no other POTUS has had to…).  HE even tried to take credit for that, the cretin.   Then, Obama slapped him upside the head and pushed way ahead of him, interruptin HIS show to announce we got Osama’s crazy ass.   Chopped him and his sorry-ass show up at the WHC dinner. (The show’s ratin’s slid too- they were quite a few percentage points lower than a year ago.)  Quinnipiac U’s poll currently shows 58% of registered voters “would never vote” for this bald mofo.

He tried to finesse it into another stroke for his massive ego, though:

After considerable deliberation and reflection, I have decided not to pursue the office of the Presidency. This decision does not come easily or without regret; especially when my potential candidacy continues to be validated by ranking at the top of the Republican (Rethuglican idiots such as himself…) contenders in polls across the country. I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election (Really, now…?).

Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector. (Mofo you stepped out of the private sector a long time ago with the wives and the jumpoffs, the reality shows and the most recent Birther shyt, what do you mean!?) 

My ability to bring important economic and foreign policy issues to the forefront of the national dialogue is perhaps my greatest asset  (whatttt???) and one of the most valuable services I can provide to this country.   I will continue to push our President (you not gon’ push Bam no where; he already showed your ass that!) and the country’s policy makers to address the dire challenges arising from our unsustainable debt structure and increasing lack of global competitiveness.”

Not only is he a side-show clown to even the Repubs he thinks like him and are his friends, his ass couldn’t survive people diggin’ under the toupee and gettin’ all in his businesses, the women and the money.  He’d have to release his tax returns; he’s not gonna do that.  Then we have the facts bubblin’ under the surface that he was actually a draft dodger,  instead that bullshyt about low numbers…

I’m glad to hear he’s not runnin’.  To save himself some embarrassment.  He ‘prolly is too…

*laffin'*

The Donald Melts Down…

I guess Ive seen it all folks… (*shrugz*)

Mr. Comb Over (who’s claimin’ Tea Party), was out in public exhibitin’ irrational and mentally-challenged behavior. This delirious mofo was on an Albany radio station this mornin’ evidently on drugs, sayin’ he has “a great relationship with the blacks.”

(First of all, we wayyy pass “the Blacks.” We’s “African Americans”, now, Boss…)

Those lil men again. There was another poll, y’all. They call this one the Quinnipiac poll. This magnificent example of taxpayers money spent on bullshyt, says that 95% of Black folks votin’ in NY State approve of how Barack Obama is handlin’ his job as prez. More than eight out of 10 blacks nationally support him. 4 percent have a problem with it. On the flip side, of the pink ones polled, only 42% approve of the job the president is doing, while 53 percent don’t.

Like nobody knew about the 53…

At any rate, this was Mr. Comb Over’s cue to show that he is as ig’nant as the day is long. First off, he slammed Bam to the curb, and then had the nerve to say he is his “worst nightmare”, and that he is the one person to run against him because he tells it like it is.”

He wants to be President.

His response was to the poll with the #Team Bam standin’ at 95%. This is when he said he had this ‘great’ relationship with the people.

So when did all this occur? Did I miss the memo? How many winners of Celebrity Apprentice are Black? I can’t recall a one… Google it.

This man does everything for fame and profit. His name is in lights right now, with all this *bs* he’s been talkin’, and name droppin’ about Barack, (in his retarded mind) he’s “goin for the Black vote”. And on the fame side- he’s plannin’ to announce his run for president via real-live press conference really-live from the season finale of his show, Celebrity Apprentice. PR Genius, he is.

The clown is performin’, and Bam is doin’ the right thing (as he always does!) by ignorin’ is stupid ass. And he’s not gettin’ very good reviews from his supposed ‘homies’. Bill Cosby already put him on front street and Tracy Thirty Rock Morgan called his pale ass out too. So dude, where’s all this love?

Nobody is seriously gonna vote for this dude are they? No- really…? What is he bringin’ to the table? Ok, he’s a great businessman; made a lot of money for his lil companies and investments, but is he qualified to handle the nation’s money, and national shyt? Is he fit to run this country somewhere else but in the ground? I don’t think so.

I’m askin’ you…

Monkey Rape? (NSWF)

This is so off the chain.   He’s ‘rapin’ a frog! This monkey  is so hard-core with it,  I’m just gonna offer the link, and let you pour your own poison:

http://youtu.be/qVE60zwXx1k

I noticed there are lots of children in the background laffin n’ shyt (this happened at a zoo…). Now my question to you (after you stop laffin) is:

Hmmm…

$800,000 Mistake (Poll)

Talk about some Bullshyt…

I would be hot as f*ckin’ fish grease!   HOT!!!

A couple, Gabe Okoye and Brittany Mayti, went on an episode of  Fox’s new game show  “Million Dollar Money Drop” and bet $800G’s  (dayumm near $A-Milli!) on the mind-numbin’ question:

“Which product was sold in stores first, the Macintosh computer, the Post-It Note or the Sony Walkman?”

Through deductive reasonin’ they came up with the Post-It Notes.    The Brainiacs of the show told him he was wrong, but turns out he was right.  After they left the show, they got to thinkin’  about it, and with the help of FB friends sendin’ them  research, found out they were right after all!

aww dayumm...

 
The shows Exec. Producer made this statement:

“Due to a research error, the show’s producers had the wrong information on the original date the Post-It was rolled out in stores. The Walkman debuted in 1979, while the Post-It debuted in 1980, the show originally thought. But internet research later revealed that 3M, who had given the show the 1980 date, was mistaken. The product was originally tested for sale in four cities under the name ‘Press ‘N Peel’ in 1977, sold as ‘Post-its’ in 1979 when the rollout introduction began and sold nationwide in 1980.”

Blamed the shyt on 3M…

The couple is still processing Fox’s latest offer and don’t want to comment just yet.   They better process that shyt…

Here’s where I start to heat up:   Had it not been for that ‘allegedly’ wrong answer, they would have won the $800G’s, so why the f*ck the only thing these morons can ‘offer’ them, is a “return appearance” on the dayumm show???    Invited Back My Ass.   All that is bullshyt; I WON!!!  SOMEBODY write me a check for the $800G’s and let’s all do it movin’. 

That’s the only solution to the problem I can see.

I wouldn’t give a dayumm about who they blamed it on, and how they dealt with that ‘supposed’ rocket scientist who got the wrong info.  I won because I was right, and that’s all there is to it.  

Break mine off.

Chia Obama Racist? (Poll)

I  have seen these commercials on late-late night TV, and bullshyt Sundays (that’s what that is when you don’t have cable!), and kinda held off on my (ahem) opinion…

I’ve come to the conclusion that I kinda  like it.  I think it’s a funny  caricature of our president.  And just unlike most of the drivel lately, is not meant to embarrass and demean the president.   But make money at the same time.

It depicts Bam, with this ‘unknown plant’  growin’ out of his head.

Is it racist?   No.   At best, the untrimmed, unknown  (what is that anyway?) plant growin’ out of Bam’s head makes him look like he has a ’70′s-style Afro and its out of control.   And since when is an Afro racist?    Those fried chicken ads with Bam  smilin’  broadly, are more racist than this…

This Chia Pet guy seized  on the op to make some money; can’t blame him for that.  And for a change, it’s not bashin’ or tryin’ to embarass the Prez, like most of these lil ‘trinkets’ seem to do. 

Glenn Beck’s bobble-head Obama is much more offensive, because we know where his heart was on that…asshole.   (I just had to say that!)   And this toilet paper emblazoned with his image is givin’ some racist the orgasmic pleasure of wipin’ his ass on Bam’s face.   Now thats offensive.

but no one is supposed to be mad...

The only thing he may have done a lil immoral or self-serving’, is capitalize on Bam’s popularity to make money.  Can’t fault the man for that; it’s not like he’s in some kinda exclusive club when it come to that…

In a crazy way this (the Chia) is actually an honor.

Walgreen’s bowed to mad, screamin’ ass black folks  pressure, and removed it from their shelves in Tampa, Fla and Chicago.

Maybe Bam should copyright his image.  Then people will think twice, especially the sick and debased racist mofo, before they plaster his image in some bullshyt,  like some of the shyt we’ve seen lately.  JMO.

Anyway, take the poll.  Let me see where your head (pun intended!) is on this one…

Is This Child Porn?

Creepy Danette Stark

 

Now this all unfolded last month, but the stupid woman was just charged yesterday. 

A Salt Lake City (Utah, again!) was cuffed up for Photoshopin’ the head of a 13-yr-old girl onto a bestiality pic (a naked female engaged in a sex act with a dog. Just nasty!),  and then gave them out at the girls  school!    She said she made 30; only 18 have been recovered by police. 

Danette Stark, 37, has been charged with 18 counts of sexual exploitation of a minor.   

Each charge is a second-degree felony punishable by up to 15 years in prison. 

She said she did it in retaliation for “perceived wrongs“.    Now wtf is that?    I did research some more online sources,  and found this may all stem from the girl’s mother not wantin’ Danette to be ‘best friends’ with her daughter.  Now thats creepy.   A grown ass woman wantin’ to be “besties” with a 13-yr old?  Creepy… 

Police are warnin’ that If someone finds and distributes the fliers, they are distributing child pornography. 

So that’s the controversy.     That this is not child porn because she ‘pasted‘  the head of the child onto the body of an adult in the pic, and the “pornographic parts” are not the parts of the child. 

So what do you think? Does this amount to child porn or is everybody just overreacting’?