He went to refresh his lil drink and she followed him to the bar. She asked, “Do you like what you see?” Him bein’ a man, he said, “Yes”. So The Tramp-Nella (my words) says, “You can have it for $500. Come by tomorrow while my husband is at work.”
The guy goes by while the man is at work and hits it a few times, beats the brakes off the broad. When Hubby comes home, he asks the wife did his friend come by. She – thinkin’ he saw sumpthin’- tells him yes but only for a minute.
Hubby say, “Good, coz he was supposed to come by and drop off that $500 he borrowed last night!”
Her and Hubby got played!