#Weinergate: Weighin’ in…

This guy has a lot of ‘splainin’ to do.  Not sure how he’s gonna pull that off, but…

Anthony Weiner can forget about bein’ Mayor of NY.  Ever since the pic tweeted across America went live.  He says he’s innocent and not too much more.

The pic, of a man’s crotch with a woody, was tweeted from his account to college coed, 21 yr old Gennette (“I don’t know him, but I’m a fan”) Cordova, in Seattle.   So how does that happen?  HE says his account was hacked, but doesn’t want a ‘official’  investigation.  Really now?

When that mealy mouth mofo was on TV this mornin’ talkin’ about the taxpayers don’t need to pay for a lengthy investigation”, that was bullshyt.  I think his ass is scared that if they did one, they gon’ find out what we already kinda know: He’s a dayumm pervert and out of control.  (He’s hired a private an Internet security firm -to investigate how his account was supposedly hacked- and a whole dayumm law firm- his ass got somethin’ to hide…)

Of course he is denyin’ he sent the pic, and ‘cant say’ if the draws are his, and ‘cant be sure’ the pic is not of him.  Recent reports say he now is admittin’ it was a private pic that belonged to him, was manipulated (by who? how did they get it?), and taken out of context.  Top that off with  the first of what might be many Bobble-Heads comin’ out the woodwork (like they did Tiger; its been a trend ever since…) sayin’ she got “private” messages on Twitter from her ‘hero’, Mr Weiner.    She’s a porn star.  He follows a lot of women on Twitter who don’t have shyt to do with politics; Gennette is one of them.   Why??  Wifey should be askin’ that question right now.

And there may even be a connection between him and Lil Ms. Cardova.    How did this pic just randomly come to her, the ‘fan’?  Hackers usually send shyt to everybody they can.  Not just one person.  And she’s not outraged enough for me.  Regardless of who this man is in life, if someone would have sent me a pic of they Johnson at attention, unsolicited,  I’d be hot as fish grease, while Im tellin’  the world…     So what’s  really  goin’  on between these two?  When people follow each other on Twitter they can send private messages to each other.   Wonder if someone accidently hit “Reply to all” or somethin’?

His shyt is gettin’ raggedy as we speak.

The best thing he can do, in my humble opinion, is come clean and take his licks.  Forget about bein Mayor; that is not gonna happen.  There are way too many holes in his lil story right now.  And with the Bobble Head Porn Star gettin’ ready for her 15 Minutes of Fame, he’d better hurry up.

(and for the record, his shyt was hella little compared to some… I’m jus’ sayin’.)

Footnote:  Guys snappin’ pics of their shriveled johnsons seems to be all the rage.   Coupla days  before Weiner Man ,  Canadian Conservative candidate  George Lepp tweeted a pic of himself naked from the waist down legs crossed, “pee-pee” pointed up.  His excuse?  The photo was inadvertently snapped by his BlackBerry (its alive!)  when it (the photo and I guess the phone) was in his front pocket.   Evidently this cretin had all this goin’ on while gettin’ ready to ride the Niagara Falls.  Who ever this creepy mofo handed his precious BB to, must have found immediately (magically)  that accidently-snapped pic of his ass, that just happened to be in his  front pocket, for what reason we dont know, rushed to a computer and lobbed a major tweet.

Yeah, right.

dGb!

Poor Jay Z…

Looks like all that glitters is not gold in these people ‘s lives, no matter how ‘pretty’ it seems. Jigga is havin’ a hard time right now…

Jigga gettin' bigga

Jigga is reportedly sufferin’ from priapism, or a persistent erection.

dude is lookin' his 41 yrs these days...

Dude is walkin’ around with a full-blown woodie!
This is a common side effect of a drug often prescribed for men with penile erection dysfunction. Y’all kno this is when a man is “unable to sustain an erection long enough to satisfy a woman (or man) during sexual intercourse.”

All that meat layin next to him and he cant make it happen? Wow…

Sources say he is ‘consultin’ with his doctors on how to aleviate this problem… This kinda makes me think the rumors about Bey’s body guard beatin’ her brakes might be a lil true. I would just stay home till it passed….

(I wonder if it hurts…)

(source)

Rape by Finger?

I have a stupid question:

If a person has had a full penectomy (surgical removal of the penis),  can they be guilty of rape?

51 yr old Bobby Yates, of racist-ass Paris, Tx., lost the entire bottom half of his body-both legs and his ding-ding – as the result of  huntin’ accident 20 years ago, but they say he committed the crime with his fingers.    (Oh, snap!)

On March 18, a 16 yr old white gurl and two white adult men knocked on his door, claimin’ they were locked out of their place.  He let them in.  (This was a dumb move, Bobby…) A while later,  HE calls 911,  tellin’  the operator that three people were in his home,  threatening his life, he was afraid of them, and they would not leave.  They had already beat him in the face.  On the 911 tape, Bobby is clearly heard tellin’ these people to get out of his house, and not to come near him.  When the police got there,  he tells them they refused to leave his house, snatched the phone from him, and jerk his wheelchair tryin’ to keep him from leavin’ the house.

The white gurl tells them he touched her vagina, and Bobby is arrested.  They walk out the house just like they came in.  Un-cuffed. The man  who called the 5-0 is off to jail.

Bobby is facin’ charges for the ‘sexual assault’ of this 16 yr old, who came to his house with two grown-ass men at 2 o’clock in the mornin’.  And this man sittin’ in the wheelchair, with no dyck, is supposed to have done it…

So just how did this ‘assault’ work out?  How did his fingers get to the cooch?  I know he didn’t ’walk’ over to her, so who bought the coochie to him-put it in reach?  Where were the other two guys while this was goin’ on?

And what about the 911 call? Doesnt anybody want to know why three white folks are in this man’s home at two a.m. in the morning?  Why is his face beaten and bruised and they don’t have a scratch on them?  Where is this 16 yr old’s parents at this time of the mornin, while she’s runnin’ around with grown men?

Why they not in jail for home invasion and assault,  they dayumm selves?

This is all in Lamar County where they may as well be walkin’ around in KKK robes.  I can’t see how this could even get on paper, let alone to trial.  To top if off, the Public Pretender the court appointed to Bobby has file a motion to remove himself from the case, leavin’ Bobby’s ass  flailin’  in the wind.  The judge denied that and I don’t know if that a good thing, since the lil mofo hasn’t even properly prepared for the case…

This man is in the wrong place at the wrong time.   He lives in a racist county, in a racist state, at time when the world is highly polarized and racially divided over the election of America’s  first Black President (hopefully not the last!)  in anybody’s history.

This is some bullshyt, and I will be watchin’ this trial as much as possible. I want to see the exact moment when clarity kicks in (if it does), and this case is dismissed…

Justice for Bobby Yates

Kat Stacks, Your 15 Minutes Are Up!

Swizz Beats in drag...

Well it looks like Katt “Cum Guzzler” Stacks’  days as a f*ck &  tell attention whore may be numbered.  She about to be booted back to Venezuela.

For those livin’ under a rock and don’t know who this chicken head is, she’s The Most Hated Bytch In The Industry, who finds fun in (and lookin’ to get famous from) sleepin’  with famous rappers,  and then postin’  videos  all over the net tellin’ it all, includin’ their phone numbers and the size of their ‘johnson’.   She wants to be The 2010 version of Super Head.      She just  can’t get the hustle right.   She even tried to set one up (after a guzzlin’ session),  with pics of  baby powder posed as cocaine, and  and blastin’  that all over dayumm the net!  Tryin to cross a brutha up.     Dont ask me why the birdbrain does it, but I know shyt like this won’t make you too many friends…

Katt gets no respect.   The chick’s been beat down and ruffed up almost everywhere she goes.  Carmelo Anthony tweeted an offer of  $5G’s to anyone who would “slap the sh*t” out of “pigeon faced” Kat Stacks, after she sent some inappropriate shyt to his wifey Lala.    ’Guess mofo’s get tired of readin’ they personal business on the net, and gettin’ shyt talked to them.  

 What a terrible life to live.

Seems the Super Groupie was arrested Friday reportedly in regards to her citizenship in the U.S. and charged with bein’ in the country illegally.    Evidently she missed a court date.  She is sittin’ in Nashville’s CJC, ineligible for bond (that’s how they do aliens), and facin’ a deportation hearing.  She could be gone in a few days…

Bein’ splashed all over the internet half-naked is not a good way to hide from the police.

Bad Girl Gone Good

A Karrine Steffans (who truly  earned every bit of that SuperHead name), she is not nor will she ever be.    Karrine wrote a book about all her ‘conquests’  which included rappers, actor, NBA ballers, but she has written three books, is on the circuit speaking to Black Women about how not to be her and have self esteem, and donates to charities.     And is raising her son, who she did all this for.   She turned her sluttery into a profitable and respectable ride out of the bullshyt.

The whole family must be jacked up; her mother, who obviously condones her daughter bein’ a Groupie Whore, is all on Twitter proudly callin’ herself “Mama_Stacks”.  And this walkin’  STD has a son.   I wonder when she has time to take care of her child.  Sittin’  on Twitter (her venue) all day, jettin’ off to clubs and partyin’, bed-hoppin’, cum guzzlin’, gettin’ beat down and just generally bein’ grimey doesn’t leave too much time for parenting.

Katt  might have all the time in the world,  if they send her ass back where she came from.   I know a lot of people will breathe a lot easier once she boards that plane…