Bam is on his way to The Second Term. Based on The Electoral College as of today, Obama is anilatin’ Mr Plastic’s ass!
Bam: 332
Mittens: 206
Looks like a ass whuppin’ in the makin’.
The people are speakin’!
Yeah Boy!
September 22, 2012
Mitty’s (Sort Of) Tax Returns…
Ok, so Mr. Plastic finally released (sorta) released the long awaited, much anticipated tax returns.
What he really did was release a “summary” of the last 20 years of returns.
Bullshyt.
They talk about compilations, averages of numbers and totals of shyt. The one they accidentally let slip out said “after contributions to charities and causes” he a paid 13% rate. Ain’t that a bytch! The Feds take 15% of mine!
Im not convinced; I need more. That mofo spent the last two months manipulatin’ and crunchin’ those numbers, gettin’ them ready.And then only released a old 2011 manipulated return. Where tf is the recent 2012 returns???
I want to see all 20 separated years of tax returns. One at a time. To me, this is the only way to get a true read of what he really paid…
This guy is not amused. Larry Flynt offered a $Milli for the returns. He is not payin’ for this…
This creepy dude has somethin’ to hide. And he still hasn’t explained those off-shore accounts…
Come with it, Mitt.
August 26, 2012
Mitts Latest Lie…
To me this is the poorest showing…
Mr.Plastic’s latest excuse for not comin’ forth with those tax returns is just as stupid and unbelievable as the rest, but this one takes the cake.
He doesn’t want to discuss how much he tithes to his church.
What the phuck!?!?!?!?!?!
Mitt, tell the truth and shame the devil! Why not want the world voters to know that you contribute heavily to your church, if that’s what you’re doin’? Because that’s not what he’s doin’.
These tax returns are the new Birth Certificate. They will have to come out. These tax returns, his offshore accounts, and Bain Capital will haunt his ass till November, and Bam will annihilate him at the debates with this.
What will he say? Will he try and smooth over it? Will he continue to lie, (coz that’s what he’s doin)?
The bigger picture is, is this the man who would be POTUS, when he’s already proven to be a real ReThuglican by lyin’ thru his teeth, hidin’ money, and being deceitful?
His nose grows everytime he opens his mouth.
Mitt and his boyfriend Ryan have spent the majority of their time with the gloves on, runnin’ Bam into the dirt, but not offerin’ their own plan about anything.
Where is the economic plan? Where is the healthcare plan, since y’all wanna ignore the Supreme Court, and continue to repeal Obamacare? What is the plan to add these millions of jobs they say they will create in his supposed first year in office?
And, mothaflippa, where are those dayumm tax returns???
August 21, 2012
Swift Boat Tactics…
Ex-special ops officers slam Obama.
Goddammit!!! These people will stop at nothing to keep this man from reelection. This latest shyt is off the chain.
EX Special Ops officers- don’t have shyt to do with shyt, unless they personally know the Seals who actually did the biz- are tryin’ to slam Bam over the murkin’ of Osama Bin Laden.
They released whole 22-minute vid basically mincin’ words, tellin’ Bam he didn’t kill Bin Laden, America did. Accused him of usin’ the fete for political gain. WTF? This is an election year, the man is runnin’, and he did it, so why are they mad?
See, these ReThuglicans, Conserves, and TPr’s flamin’ racist cretins are desperate. Bam knows he didn’t actually kill the man, bust the cap himself; but he did actually give the order to go in and get that mofo. He ran the Situation Room and handled the business that made that happen. Why can’t he say that??? And he clearly thanked these mofos for their services.
Really, phuck the argument that Dubya is the one who “made it possible” for the Obama Administration to get Osama. This dumb ass sat up there for 8 yrs and did nothing about Osama and the Taliban, instead focusin’ on the beef between Big Dubya and Sadaam Hussein, who was doin’ his own thing on his side of the world. Idiot didn’t even look for Osama. Bam did, and caught his ass.
These people are supposed to be a bipartisan group, but that’s bull hockey too; they have already been tied to all of the above. And Romney. So go figure.
And just for good measures, they throw in an accusation that Bam leaked info about the operation, also for political gain.
::*blank stare*::
I guess no one remembers how The Thuglicans were all over Bam to release info about the operation. They were mad they weren’t involved and even said they didn’t believe it even happened. They demanded the body and everything. Now there’s a leak?
Leak those tax returns, that’s whatcha do…
dGb!
July 23, 2012
The Question:
This question is burnin’. Mr.Plastic Mitt Romney and The ReThuglicans are cryin’ foul and wringin’ their greedy, dirty hands over Obama’s request for Mitt’s tax returns. They callin’ this excessive and unnecessary campaign tactics.
So where was all this when The Party of No, their inbred cousins The Tea Party and Conservs, led by Mr. Comb-Over Donald Trump and his Birther Bytchez, were nationally demandin’ Bam’s birth certificate years into his first term as Prez???
They huffed and puffed and threatened to blow the White House down till Bam (after makin’ they asses sweat) released his b.c. showin’ (*!!HORRORS!!*) he was actually born in the U.S., Hawaii to be exact. Last time I checked, that was part of the states. They blended back into the woodwork with their tails between their legs …
So why doesn’t Mitt want to release his returns? Mofo got somethin’ to hide? Is there something in them that will prove him a liar about his finances, especially his real relationship with Bain Capital?
I’m still waitin’ on an explanation about those off-shore accounts…
Unwillin’ to come with the truth? Finger-pointin’? Lyin’ about the money? Lyin’ about the facts? Are these the traits I want my POTUS to have? I wasn’t votin’ for him anyway- smh H3LL No.
So, that’s the question of the day. Waitin’ on The Rommettes…
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June 30, 2012
Why Is This Man Cheesin’?
WTF did I tell y'all?
…Because the SCOTUS recently handed him of the heads of The Orange Guy John Boner and his cronies on a platinum platter, when they upheld the majority of Bam’s Affordable Healthcare Act.
This truly deflated they lil pink ballon, because they really counted on it bein’ struck down.
Why is this plastic man NOT cheesin'? Ha Ha!
No, the GOP is not happy today. They thought they had enough racist cretins sittin’ to push Obamacare off the table. This deflated 80% of their campaign platform.
I think its a good thing. People should have health insurance. Because when the twirl up in the Dr’s office with no coverage, taxpayers are payin’ for it. Simple.
What the GOP calls a tax, and are slammin’ Bam for raisin’ , I consider a penalty. People with coverage aren’t subjected to it. And people who don’t observe the law are fined, so wtf? How is it a tax?
They so mealy-mouthed and speakin’ with forked tongues. This same shyt was RomneyCare first, and Mr.Plastic was sellin’ it back in his home state when he was Gov. But its all bad. This mofo has gone on record sayin’, when he is elected, ( cheeky, ain’t he?) he is gonna repeal it (again). That sounds like a desperate campaign slogan. He’s already smellin’ defeat…
The SCOTUS ought to slam the door in they face and tell them to take that shyt elsewhere.
This is a victory for Bam, no matter how the ReThuglicans want to spin it. Their main goal since 2008 has been to slamdunk whatever Bam says, but this should show them that change Obama talkin’ about is comin’, and sooner then they think.
Your move, cretins…
June 19, 2012
Ha Ha!
Funny. The Romney Camp ain’t talkin’ about this battleground state.
Seems yesterday Mitt got booed outta Ohio. The people chanted, “Go home Mitt!” all thru his six-min ‘speech’.
This is key state. And the hometown of That Orange Guy, John Boehner. I know he feels like shyt. Him and his fellow ReThuglicans have lived for this moment: to unseat Bam. This is not a good look…
May 7, 2012
Smells Like Bullshyt…
“My life is in your hands, Mr. President,” Weinstein said in the video. “If you accept the demands, I live; if you don’t accept the demands, then I die.”
Weinstein was abducted last August, but now this video surfaces… Come on now…
The timin’ of this shyt smells like some ReThuglican bullshyt. This man said over and over again, “If you don’t meet all the demands, I die.”
What y’all wanna bet that Bam not ‘savin’this man’s life’ don’t become a shot for Mitt “Mr. Plastic” Rommney on the campaign trail?
Im almost thinkin’ this might be they ” Joe The Plumber 2012″…
Im jus’ sayin’…
May 22, 2011
Tea Party Swirl
These inbreds have a trick up their sleeves. Even though it’s stupid…
The Tea Party has announced their GOP candidate for POTUS: Herman “The Hermanator” Cain, a Black Man. Calls himself a Conservative.
He wants to be Prez...
I guess they tryin’ it again. The former CEO of Godfather’s Pizza is their answer to Barack.
Just like that idiot Michael Steele. He was their first answer to Barack. Chairman of the RNC. We see how that turned out… He was a pawn; all he was supposed to do was stand up there, say little, and look Black. And as soon as shyt started hittin’ the fan, they thew his ass under the bus, and then out the door.
So now they have this pawn. They rage about Barack’s lack of experience on foreign policy, economic, etc., yet they toss this man in the ring- never havin’ held an elected office (lost a bid for the Senate in 2004). He broke- I guess they haven’t cashed him out yet; his lil ‘political action committee’ only made $16Thou this year.
This is the best they can do? I don’t think Barack had anything to worry about.
Just for laffs, I wonder what Sarah Palin’s magpie ass has to say about this…
