#Weinergate: Weighin’ in…

This guy has a lot of ‘splainin’ to do.  Not sure how he’s gonna pull that off, but…

Anthony Weiner can forget about bein’ Mayor of NY.  Ever since the pic tweeted across America went live.  He says he’s innocent and not too much more.

The pic, of a man’s crotch with a woody, was tweeted from his account to college coed, 21 yr old Gennette (“I don’t know him, but I’m a fan”) Cordova, in Seattle.   So how does that happen?  HE says his account was hacked, but doesn’t want a ‘official’  investigation.  Really now?

When that mealy mouth mofo was on TV this mornin’ talkin’ about the taxpayers don’t need to pay for a lengthy investigation”, that was bullshyt.  I think his ass is scared that if they did one, they gon’ find out what we already kinda know: He’s a dayumm pervert and out of control.  (He’s hired a private an Internet security firm -to investigate how his account was supposedly hacked- and a whole dayumm law firm- his ass got somethin’ to hide…)

Of course he is denyin’ he sent the pic, and ‘cant say’ if the draws are his, and ‘cant be sure’ the pic is not of him.  Recent reports say he now is admittin’ it was a private pic that belonged to him, was manipulated (by who? how did they get it?), and taken out of context.  Top that off with  the first of what might be many Bobble-Heads comin’ out the woodwork (like they did Tiger; its been a trend ever since…) sayin’ she got “private” messages on Twitter from her ‘hero’, Mr Weiner.    She’s a porn star.  He follows a lot of women on Twitter who don’t have shyt to do with politics; Gennette is one of them.   Why??  Wifey should be askin’ that question right now.

And there may even be a connection between him and Lil Ms. Cardova.    How did this pic just randomly come to her, the ‘fan’?  Hackers usually send shyt to everybody they can.  Not just one person.  And she’s not outraged enough for me.  Regardless of who this man is in life, if someone would have sent me a pic of they Johnson at attention, unsolicited,  I’d be hot as fish grease, while Im tellin’  the world…     So what’s  really  goin’  on between these two?  When people follow each other on Twitter they can send private messages to each other.   Wonder if someone accidently hit “Reply to all” or somethin’?

His shyt is gettin’ raggedy as we speak.

The best thing he can do, in my humble opinion, is come clean and take his licks.  Forget about bein Mayor; that is not gonna happen.  There are way too many holes in his lil story right now.  And with the Bobble Head Porn Star gettin’ ready for her 15 Minutes of Fame, he’d better hurry up.

(and for the record, his shyt was hella little compared to some… I’m jus’ sayin’.)

Footnote:  Guys snappin’ pics of their shriveled johnsons seems to be all the rage.   Coupla days  before Weiner Man ,  Canadian Conservative candidate  George Lepp tweeted a pic of himself naked from the waist down legs crossed, “pee-pee” pointed up.  His excuse?  The photo was inadvertently snapped by his BlackBerry (its alive!)  when it (the photo and I guess the phone) was in his front pocket.   Evidently this cretin had all this goin’ on while gettin’ ready to ride the Niagara Falls.  Who ever this creepy mofo handed his precious BB to, must have found immediately (magically)  that accidently-snapped pic of his ass, that just happened to be in his  front pocket, for what reason we dont know, rushed to a computer and lobbed a major tweet.

Yeah, right.

dGb!

Lawd Haf’ Mercy…

Boss up, Bytch!~

I’m just shakin’ my dayumm head.  What is wrong with these parents these days?  What are they really drinkin’ thinkin’?

Another pistol-packin’ grade-schooler in the news, this time in Queens, NY.  This one had a lil game though.

Ignacio Galvan, 54, was arraigned last night in Queens Criminal Court on charges of criminal possession of a weapon and endangering the welfare of a child.   He was being held in lieu of $3,000 bail.

Why?  Because his 8 yr old son took a loaded 9mm pistol to P.S. 107,  and sold it to a classmate for $3.50.  It had three live rounds in it. (Another one was found on the floor at the school.)  To add to his plate, he admitted buyin’ the piece off the streets (illegally).  Guess he had to,  since the serial number had been scratched off.  He says they bought it for protection and kept it in the garage, but bought it inside recently because someone had tried to break in.

This came to light when the lil boy who bought the piece took it home, his mother found it in his backpack and called the school, who told her to bring it and the boy in.  They called the people.

Thank God, no one was hurt.  This is the second incident like this that turned out ok.  But people can’t (and shouldn’t) count on that.

I don’t understand why these parents don’t get it that guns are not toys and should be kept out of the reach of some grownups, let alone children.  I remember when the news was filled with stories of children accidentally killin’ their siblin’s and schoolmates with guns they found just layin’  around their homes or in unsecure places with the safeties not intact.

The lil gun dealer is facin’ three counts (over one gun?) of weapons possession, and the lil boy who bought it,  was suspended for a week.  Mom if fightin’ that,  sayin’ her baby thought he was buyin’ a fake gun.   I wonder if the lil gun dealer thought he was sellin’ a fake gun?

Normally, three strikes your out.  I hope that we don’t have a third incident of this irresponsible shyt.  It may not turn out so good…

I’ma pray on it…

Glenn Beck Finally S’sTFU…

At least on Fox News.  Shyt is swirlin’ this mornin’ that his daily rant-fest will ‘transition off’  the air waves later this year,  and he will be “movin’ on to other projects with the network“.   Hmmmm….

Basically, the windbag-famous for the “Obama has a deep seated hatred for white people” line- is out.  Neither side is sayin’ why-fired or resigned.  Just that they could not agree to continue.  Those wonderful anonymus sources say Fox dropped his ass.

I guess Paranoid Rhetorical Bullshyt is out of style… His shows were already cancelled in NY and Philly.

And he has angered everybody but his own mother, and I’m not sure of that. Color of Change, along with Media Matters for America,  ( they have an excellent Glenn Beck chart over there!) started an advertiser’s boycott in 2009, pressurizin’ his advertisers and makin’ his bosses (Fox) look like shyt.  400 advertisin’ CEO’s pulled their ads, and said they didnt want them on that show.  Jewish groups got tired of bein’ compared to Nazis. Muslims got tired of bein’ called ragheads and being blamed for 9/11.

All this, and the fact that his ratin’ have been slippin’ (mostly those 400 accounts walkin’ off into the sunset…), is probably why Fox wants out.  The again maybe Fox got tired of bein’ labled a one-sided, controversial, racist, discriminatory network, which they have been- atleast in my book-for the past 2-3 years.  Beck has gotten out of control, wild with it, sayin’ whatever he wants to say about who he wants to say it about.  And I’m still not feelin that lil thing he did at the Lincoln Memorial on MLK’s annisversary…  Cretin.

Well now that the novelty has worn off,  his ass is off to greener pastures.  I hope he gets the mental health assistance he needs while he’s out there.

Let’s all just hope he doesnt get a wild hair up his ass, and decided to run for Prez…

Makes my dayumm day…

Charley is fightin back!

That chicken head, Christina “Capri Anderson“ Walsh, who claims she was so terrorized by Charlie Sheen  and is about to file a lawsuit against him (and his cash!), is “reconsiderin’…

Translation: “He aint goin’  for the okie doke, and if I f*ck around too much,  I might end up in jail my dayumm self, so Im outta here.”

When this first hit the fan, it smelled like Attention/Greedy Bytch bullshyt.    Look at the facts: This broad was bought and paid for to come to this party.  Aint nobody believin’ he was such a fan of her work, and it was to just have dinner as a ‘paid guest’, boo.  People would line up from here to NY to have dinner with Charlie Sheen for free, so why would he pay a mofo just to come eat with him?   SHE’S  A PORN STAR.    We all know what he ‘paid for’. 

She claims he was already side-wayz drunk and talkin’ loud (and hurling racist and sexist slurs, she claims) at the dinner, yet she goes back to his room with him?    (Wasnt the dinner over?   Shouldnt her ‘paid dinner guest’ duties have come to an end?   Hey, I’m jus’ sayin’…)    She watches him snort a ‘white substance’ (bytch you know it was cocaine, and you took a line or two ya dayumm self! *side eye*).

So they start suckin’ face and the clothes come off-he about to get what he really paid for- then all of sudden out of the blue, he just started chokin’ her and then threw a lamp ?    Then started trashin’ the room lookin’ for,  she says,  his wallet and keys.   (Thats very important later*)  I guess after he finished his lil ‘breakdown’, he decided to leave the room, nekkid they say, and 5-0 found her,  supposedly ‘terrified‘, locked in the bathroom.

He also threatened to kill her ‘durin’ their day in NY.    I wouldn’t even ‘be’ at ‘dinner’ that night, with a mofo who told me was gonna kill me that day.  Come on now…

Yet the night they took Charlie to the loony bin, none of this was brought up.    Even went on her lil website,  assurin’ all her lonely, horny, freaky fans that she was alright (but click ‘enter’, kick cash, and see more of the boo-tay!)

This bytch is so full of shyt.   I guess ever since TigerGate, they think that if they threaten a mofo,  they will pay.    And I notice they all porn whores, strippers, cocktail waitresses or tattooed freaks…   Any way, this broad probably sat around in the ensuin’ days, and with the help of a greedy, ambulance chasin’ mouthpiece, came up with this wonderful get rich quick scheme.

She’s already on the talk-show circuit, tellin’ her pitiful, fabricated story to anybody that will listen.  Good Mornin America, Nightline…

But Charlie aint no joke.  He beat that bytch at her own game.    He turned around and filed a $1Milli dollar suit against her ass for tryin’ to shake him down, (which is exactly what she tried to do!) and the reason her ass was locked in the bathroom, was because she had his $165ThouWow,  blinged out Patek Philippe watch in there with her, tryin’ to stash it ( you-know-where).    (That’s what he was trashin the room lookin’ for!)    He called the gurl a  scuz-bucket grifter and  attention whore “opportunist porn star and publicity-hungry scam artist”.     He says she concocted this story and the threatened to call the press if he didn’t pay.    When he didn’t she called the press.  (I guess the watch was a side hustle…)

Nobody is feelin’ her.  He had Thanksgiving dinner with Denise and the kids, and Brooke refuses to tell the cops shyt about him and their relationship.

I doubt this ever hits the docket, but if it does, it would be interestin’  to see how it plays out…

If  Tiger would have fought back,  maybe he’d have come out smellin’  a little bit better than he did.   He could have filed a extortion case against some of those chicken heads.  It would have really come down to his word against theirs,  unless they have real pics and tapes and they dont,  or we would have already seen them by now, trust me.   Most of those bytches would have started blendin’ in with the scenery,  instead of becomin’ famous for star-f*ckin’  (Lawd, I dont understand this world sometimes…) like they did .

jmo*

“Swizz-a-Licia” Creates Life

According to sources (bossip n’ nem…), Alicia Keyes and Swizz  “The Mosquito” Beatz  gave birth late last night at New York’s St. Luke’s Roosevelt hospital .   Sources say the child is a baby boy and they did name that lil boy “Egypt “  Dauode Dean. 

(I’m kinda cool with the ‘Dean” part, but isn’t ‘Egypt” a girls name?  And what the h3ll is “Dauode”, and how do you say it?) )

 Baby conceived in sin and lies.   What a way to enter the universe.   Now we will see how SHE feels about one of Swizz’s other’ Baby Mama’s' tryin’  to convince her  ”Lil Egypt”  to call her ‘Mama’.

I wonder which gossip rag will get the “First Pics” and how much “Swizz-a-Licia” will sell them for…

Anywayz-congrats to the happy couple…

Imagine…

John Winston Ono Lennon

(Oct. 9. 1940 – Dec. 8. 1980)

John would have been 70 years old today…

R.I.P, Dude.

♥

Imagine…

The Dog and Dogette Get Married

There was another high, yet low profile wedding this weekend.

After all this filibusterin’ about NOT gettin’ married too soon, Swizz (Dead) Beatz and Alicia “Homewrecker” Keys actually tied the knot this yesterday in Corsica, France.    They had family and a few close friends like Bono and Queen Latifah there to witness the crime.

Alicia supposedly wore a flowin’ white gown with matchin’ headband, and Swizz rocked a white tux with a pink shirt and bow tie. 

(Since neither of them are European citizens,  I’m kinda thinkin’  they may have had a secret ceremony in NY before they got to France…?)

I guess they didn’t want all the hoopla that an ‘announced’ weddin’  here in the US would bring.  I can imagine the paparazzi. swarmin’ everywhere…   T.I and his bulldog  Tiny did the same thing this week in Hawaii. 

I have a few problems with this,  because Swizz cheated on his wifey, Mashonda (who has moved on-you go girl!), with Alicia and got her preggers before the divorce was  even final.    She KNEW this man was ‘married with children’ when she got with him…   I feel like ANY woman who sleeps with a man and KNOWS he has a wifey and children somewhere, is a hoe.    I don’t care if you did win a coupla Grammys,  you still a hoe.  And a dirty one at that.    And normally you get that shyt back three-fold.   So  I will be watchin’ the tabs for the day he cheats and impregnates someone on her.     I really used to like Alicia…

Anyways  -congratulations, I guess.

Breezy Has A New Piece!~

~Jasmine Sanders~

Guess Chris  ”Beat ‘Em Down” Brown  (Breezy”) has moved on.   He’s been spotted recently with <~~~~~~~this gorgeous new piece on his arm!  

Her name is Jasmine Sanders, a 19-year-old Boss Models Agency model.   (more pics of Jasmine under the link!)   She just recently moved to New York from South Carolina, and they’ve been spotted around the city together. 

Breezy twitpic’d a photo of him and Jasmine on his Twitter a few days ago, with the caption, “Ummmm.”  

He’s  been linked to “new girlfriends” before- four to be exact.  Only time will tell if this one’s for real… 

Go, Breezy!~ 

On a date?

Somebody Stole Tyler Perry’s Credit Card!

In a message posted on his website, Tyler Perry said someone stole his credit card number.  Whoever it was has expensive tastes, and went on a spending spree, totaling $28,492.22!

List of Purchases:

4/25/10 – Southwest Airlines – M. Woods (Burbank-Las Vegas) – $3.00
4/25/10 – Southwest Airlines – M. Woods (Burbank-Las Vegas) – $158.70
4/28/10 – Best Buy – $734.00
4/29/10 – Lowe’s (Greenville) – $6761.95
4/30/10 – Delta Airlines – S. Archer (NY/JFK-Las Vegas) – $1022.70
4/30/10 – Delta Airlines – Q. Hinton (NY/JFK-Las Vegas) - $1022.70
4/30/10 – Lowe’s (Greenville) – $7278.70
5/1/10 – Southwest Airlines – Andre B. (Burbank-Las Vegas) – $158.70
5/1/10 – Southwest Airlines – Justin S. (Burbank-Las Vegas) – $158.70
5/1/10 – Delta Airlines Andre B. (Las Vegas-Los Angeles) – $573.70
5/1/10 – Delta Airlines Justin S. (Las Vegas-Los Angeles) – $573.70
5/1/10 – Fandango.com (movie tickets) - $120.00
5/1/10 – AMC Theatre (North Decatur) – $105.00
5/1/10 – Lowe’s (Greenville) – $7000.00
5/1/10 – Abercrombie.com (clothing) – $500.00
5/2/10 – SVM Prepaid Card (retail) – $317.45
5/3/10 – Spirit Airlines – Q. Hinton (Ft. Lauderdale-NY/LGA) – $660.42
5/3/10 – Spirit Airlines – Q. Hinton (Ft. Lauderdale-NY/LGA) – $250.00
5/3/10 – Toys R Us (King of Prussia) – $505.00
5/3/10 – Amex Gift Card – $192.80
5/3/10 – Fandango.com (movie tickets) – $195.00
5/4/10 – Delta Airlines – P. Smith (Chicago-Atlanta) – $312.70 – REFUNDED BY DELTA (caught before use)
5/4/10 – Delta Airlines – P. Smith (Chicago-Atlanta) – $312.70 – REFUNDED BY DELTA (caught before use)
5/4/10 – Delta Airlines – Jason S. (Chicago-Atlanta) - $312.70 – REFUNDED BY DELTA (caught before use)
5/4/10 – Delta Airlines – John H. (Chicago-Atlanta) – $312.70 – REFUNDED BY DELTA (caught before use)
5/4/10 – Express.com (clothing) – $200.00

My 2¢: 

 I don’t understand why the card was lost in the first place!   Doesnt he have “people”?  Handlers; folks who take care of his ‘bidniz’?   Nobody missed the dayumm card?  I guess he got so many credit cards…

And why didn’t the Credit Card Company flag some of those purchases, and alert the Card Holder of these excessive charges?? $14,000 in two days, in Lowe’s??   All these plane tickets??  Seems to me these folks mighta been transportin’ drugs or somethin’ , all that back-n-forth shyt…

…just my opinion.

Tyler wants anyone with any info to call the police.

Early Mornin’ B*S: Diddy’s Frivolous Lawsuit~

Diddy is filing a lawsuit against the landlord of his Sean John  flagship store.   Seems he feels  the owner of the Fifth Avenue building in New York City (where the store is located),  is responsible for his recent poor sales.  

 Puff’s Christian Casey LLC is suing for $2.5Milli, claimin’  that the landlord left sidewalk scaffolding in front of their operation causing their sales to decline 50%.

Come on, dude.  Dont you have enuff on your plate without wastin’ the courts, everybody’s  time with this b*s?    Maybe people just ain’t feelin’ Sean John no more.

It IS 2010…fashion has moved on.