Hostage Situation?

These ni@@az are really crazy.  Really. And yes, I said the n-word.

As with all dirty shyt done in the dark, the real soon comes to the light…

Miss Katherine Jackson missin’ has turned into a whole desperate, stupid scheme by broke, desperate bust-downs.

This lady was on TV tellin’ the world that she was spirited away from the kids by a man ‘in contact with her personal physician’, on her way to an event, and taken to a spa.  There, they took her phone and iPad, and put her in a room with no TV or radio. 

Then we see the video.

Jermaine is nervous as a cat, with lies and bullshyt on his face.   Janet is silent and stone faced.  And what is the reason for the random employee to be in the video?  “I’m here to show nobody is really under duress… I don’t even know wtf is goin’ on…”

WTF is goin’ on is, these broke fools all need money.  Randy and Jermaine’s grimy asses owe the same chickenhead (they so nasty…) rack$ in back child support.   The Jackson Tour wasn’t a big hit.  Janet ain’t had a hit lately…  Last I heard, Joe was an aspirin’ lounge lizard in Vegas. What the phuck is Rebbie doin’ in Arizona?

They broke. And all that plastic surgery is startin’ to fall…

Michael’s will was clear as a bell.  What part of, “Dont ask for a dime, I’m not givin’ you a dime, kick rocks” dont they understand? He didn’t even like y’all. They couldn’t even come to the house. Joe’s name wasn’t spoken there…

So while they hollarin’ about the greedy lawyers lyin’ and falsifyin’ the will, they know what every part of it means. But they also know that whoever has the kids, has the gold and makes the rules. That’s when the plan hatched.

Was the next step to have Miss Katherine ruled incompetent? Senile and too old to handle these kids? And then who did they think was gonna get the kids and the gold?

These kids would’ve showed they asses to the world, if some judge would’ve made them go anywhere but home… Paris let us know she was not with the bullshyt.

This is such a hot, crunchy mess. With roasted peanuts. I know the dirt on Mike’s grave is swirlin’ in the air…

The Question:

This question is burnin’.  Mr.Plastic Mitt Romney and The ReThuglicans are cryin’ foul and wringin’ their greedy, dirty hands over Obama’s request for Mitt’s tax returns.  They callin’ this excessive and unnecessary campaign tactics.

So where was all this when The Party of No, their inbred cousins The Tea Party and Conservs, led by Mr. Comb-Over Donald Trump and his Birther Bytchez,  were nationally demandin’ Bam’s birth certificate years into his first term as Prez???

They huffed and puffed and threatened to blow the White House down till Bam (after makin’ they asses sweat) released his b.c. showin’ (*!!HORRORS!!*) he was actually born in the U.S., Hawaii to be exact.  Last time I checked, that was part of the states.  They blended back into the woodwork with their tails between their legs …

So why doesn’t Mitt want to release his returns?  Mofo got somethin’ to hide?  Is there something in them that will prove him a liar about his finances, especially his real relationship with Bain Capital? 

I’m still waitin’ on an explanation about those off-shore accounts…

Unwillin’ to come with the truth? Finger-pointin’?  Lyin’ about the money?  Lyin’ about the facts? Are these the traits I want my POTUS to have?  I wasn’t votin’ for him anyway- smh H3LL No.

So, that’s the question of the day.  Waitin’ on The Rommettes…

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Spare The Rod…

Kill they ass later.

Flamboyant, money-changin’ Atlanta pastor Creflo Dollar was arrested Saturday on Domestic Violence charges, for what I call chastisin’ his disrespectful, ungrateful 15 yr old daughter.

Seems a argument ensued late Friday night over whether or not she can go to a party on Saturday night.

I’m not that fond of Creflo or his lil World Changer’s Church,International “ministry” and definitely don’t condone domestic violence, but I do reserve his right to smack the shyt out of his daughter when she’s not listenin’.

You can’t go, means you phuckn can’t go. Period. All the extras aren’t necessary. She had extras. Children don’t have the right to talk back, and certainly not talk shyt about what they not gonna do or what they don’t have to do. Especially when I’ve already told you what to do…

Not in my house.

This lil gurl is 15. She really shouldn’t be doin’ too much partyin’ anyway. And Dad said no. Grades not up to par. Her lil dumb ass should’ve been at home studyin’, instead of droppin’ it like it’s hot somewhere.

Not a good look...

The other daughter is grimey too. She stepped to the mic when the po-po was there and collab’d everything the lil one said. She ‘prolly wanted to go to the party too. Taffy didn’t see a thing.

Both of them would have to be somewhere else when I bailed out.

Pastor Dollar has categorically denied the charges, callin’ them an exaggeration of a ‘family discussion’ that got out of control.

I’m sure he’s highly ptf off. Now he has these charges to fight in a public forum, at that. Then deal with the madness goin’ on in his household. That in the public eye too.

Bein’ rich and famous has it’s advantages, but I’m glad I’m just lil Ole Me. I can kick my kids’ ass and not have it become a National Event.

dGb!

If It Walks Like a Duck…

it’s a dayumm duck!

Shyt is gettin’ deeper for Pakistan.   News broke that one of the ‘wifeys’ they captured with Osama, Amal Ahmed Abdulfattah ,  is talkin’, and they lookin’ kinda bad…

Seems Bin Laden has been livin’  in Pakistan for the last 7 or so years, first in a lil village for about 2-1/2 years, movin’ into that  comfortable compound in 2005.

So his ass been sittin’ in Pakistan literally since he blew down the towers, while they takin’ our money to help find this mofo????

They had to know.  Somebody had to know.   He was hours away from their intelligence headquarters.   The suspicion that some of their officers may have been in cahoots with Bin Laden sound a lil right to me…

“Many in Washington suspect Pakistani authorities had been either grossly incompetent or playing a double game in the hunt for bin Laden and the two countries’ supposed partnership against violent Islamists.”

To me, it comes down to one of two things: Either they knew he was there, were hidin’ him, and were bein’ paid off and intimidated (Bin Laden was big on both!) or they so stupid that they couldn’t see the World’s Most Wanted Man livin’ in a big compound right, under they noses.  I’m not fallin’ for the second one.

And they have the nerve to be mad because we staged the raid without tellin’ them about it.  Well, boo-hoo.  Y’all got bigger fish to fry.

There should be no question of stoppin’ that cashflow and military aid to Pakistan.  And that  visit Obama has planned should be cancelled immediately like yesterday, regardless of what they think the reason for it is.   They already know.

They got some ‘splainin’ to do.

Where Do They Go From Here??

I wonder if the very people who rode with and elected these baboons to what we callin’ a Congress and put in control of shyt, really see what they settin’ America up for?  We gettin’ ready to be eaten alive by Rethuglican greed and boo-boo. (I’m tryin’  not to say ‘shyt’ alot!)

The latest glarin’ example is this Unemployment Benefits Extension shyt.    These ‘people’ never wanted to extend the benefits from the gate.  They sat on they fat assess lightin’  cigars with $100 bills, sayin’  the deficit is too high and they  need to make all these cuts in the wrong places.  “We don’t give a fluck that there is 10 applicants for every one of the few jobs available.  Do it movin’.”

“I don’t think we want to leave here having fought for tax cuts for millionaires and against unemployment insurance for those that have lost their jobs”       –Spokesman Robert Gibbs

The man actually said that!

This is just so crazy!  Yet its really happenin’…

And now since the midterm elections,  they are sittin’ on they fat asses sayin’ the same thing,  but this time the other hand is tryin’ to rush for these credits and add to the deficit -$700 billion over 10 yrs at that- and to me they don’t even have a reason for it.   They just want what they want.

First off,  those tax credits they ridin’ dycks in Washington for,  were ridiculous from the start.   Why give a person WITH the money a break , and take it off the back of a mofo who don’t have a daymm thing?    That’s basically what this is.    And trust me, this  ‘credit’ has always equaled a ‘debit for us poor folks down here on the bottom.    This is bullshyt created by Bush’s dumb ass at the proddin’ of  Daddy Bush and his rich friends…

Secondly, this is not the time to be f*ckin with the ends.  Thanksgiving and Christmas are right around the corner.  Nobody is havin’ a merry f-n Christmas, lookin’ at a tree-less and present-less corner and sad kids, worryin’ about how they gonna pay the rent 6 days from now…

This is some Dirty Rethuglican Bullshyt. 

Close to 5 Milli are losin’  their benefits at the end of this month (*checks calendar*) Ahem… 9 days  from now.     Nothin’.  Nada.  Zilch.  Busted.  And these cretins will be on “Thanksgiving Holiday”.    Tinklin’ ice cubes in glasses of $100/bottle scotch and eatin’ good; havin’ a ball.   We won’t have shyt to be ‘thankful’  for..

They holdin’ people’s lives hostage; they want  ridiculous ‘random‘ spendin’ cuts,  IN THE MILLIONS, AND PER MONTH,  in exchange for the very lives of the American people.   Now what the h3ll does that actually mean?    They really don’t know!  All that “Carin’ About The American People & The Economy“  is shyt on a shingle.   This is just part of a sick ass lil game they playin’  against Obama.   Their main priority is to try to chop down that -(((*gasp!*)))- black man in the WH a notch, and line they pockets while doin’ it.

What do they expect these people to do??    People are wanderin’ the streets like zombies (picture the chorus line of MJ’s “Thriller” video shufflin’ outta the employment office ;-)) lookin’ for jobs now; there are none.    Contrary to popular Rethuglican belief, no one wants to lay up and lounge on UI: it’s roughly two-thirds or so of what the person was makin’,  if that, so they livin’ on less but  payin’ the same bills already.  Who would settle for that? 

Whats about to happen is, every welfare office in every county in the United States will suddenly blow up with people runnin’ in there lookin’ for help.  Applications for benefits, Foodstamps, Medical (which aint shyt here in Cali) will all double and triple.  We gon’ see more and more people livin’  on the streets, abandoned buildings,  or in their cars.  Kids will go to missin’ school,  because their livin’ situation isn’t right.   It’s kinda hard to get up and go have a productive day in school, if they slept cramped in a car in their clothes  all night,  and had to get up at 4 am to make it to the food line.    Burglary and robbery stats will skyrocket; people hungry and takin’   more ‘desperate  measures to feed themselves and/or their families.

This shyt ’bout to get real ugly.

Poetic Justice:  Those people who don’t want to share the wealth and say “f*ck my fellow-man”, sit around and cry because some of their tax money might go  to human services programs and shyt like it (all while singin’  hymns and thumpin’ the Bible as a ‘True Christian’), will still be shellin’  it out, maybe more this time.    And when their  money starts  disappearin’  or they become unemployed, maybe they will wake up and smell that bullshyt  generic coffee the Repthuglicans been servin’ them.  It will be too late by then…   That’s what they get.

And I did say shyt a lot.   My bad…

The Coldest Pimp Ever…

Thought I’d seen it all…

Nope.

Bein addicted to drugs is a cold ass life.  Those drugs talk to you and tell you to put more money on the altar, and you do what you have to, to comply.   Heroin and Cocaine are the only ‘white girls’ I know pimpin’.   And I thought Id seen it all when it came to what folks come up with to pay the girls off.

Havin’  been addicted at one point in my life -Thank God for a good program, supportive family and friends, and God lookin’ out for a girl, I’m here today (*knocks on wood*)- I came up with some doozies myself, but nothin’ that hurts other people or even remotely this elaborate. 

This Angie Boyd person is the “it all” we’ve  been lookin’ for.

The Moose

She faked the death of her daughter.   Even threw a whole funeral, complete with ashes in an urn, a ‘special ‘blankie’, and, of course, a donation box.    She was lookin’ to get donations from the people who came to mourn her child’s death.

This Slug told people that her daughter, (who lives in Iowa, and is very much alive,  ‘prolly shocked and very p.o’d) had been raped and murdered by her own father (that’s puttin it on a lil thick…)

I m already thinkin’  somethin’  is fishy-wouldnt the fam have been told about this before the big day?  Would they have been consulted about the cremation?   Did anyone think to call Iowa and see if somethin’  had happened?

Her brother, Brian LaMaster, snitched her out at the funeral. I guess he was thinkin’  the same thing; somethin isnt right here.   (He also confirmed she’s addicted to heroin.)   He waited till she got done with her lil fake-ass emotional speech,  and then actually stood up in the church , with all those people sittin there cryin’ and snifflin’, and told those them it was all bullshyt.

It was the toughest thing I have ever had to do get up and admit that my sister’s a fraud and that she’s lying to these people and taking advantage of them.   How can you do that?”

Angie’s lyin’ ass left the ‘services‘ and hasn’t been seen since.  The church is considerin pressin’ charges.   Oh, and the ashes in the urn?  They belonged to Angie and Brian’s mother, who died 4 yrs ago.  (I bet she’s cryin in heaven right now…)

She’ll surface tho.
The Pimp has to be paid.

 

Now THAT’S Gangsta!~

'Tasia

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned“  Fantasia’s dumb ass is about to find that out the hard way- where it hurts the most: in her pockets.

Paula Cook is just that gangsta.

First of all, she slept with this woman’s man, her broom-jumped Baby Daddy, and then wanted to meet with her to ‘talk about it’.  Well wtf, then?

You freak a married man, swag so hard about it, you get the man’s name tattooed in a prominent area (collarbone) for all the world to see, grow super confident in your role as home wrecker and make a dayumm sex tape,  actually try to take your own life because of ‘unrequited love, to force Antwaun’s hand, or whatever the flickety- fluck the problem was, and you think the woman you played this fiddle for, is supposed to feel some level of sympathy for you??

A ‘source close to the situation’ (God, I love those anonymus, talkative people!) says ‘Tasia met with her bf’s ex-wifey on Nov. 1-for twelve hours (how can you talk to a mofo that long?  I’m sure they took bathroom and coffee breaks), and basically asked her to keep her business ‘out of her mouth and out of the courtroom’.   And then to top the shyt off, ‘Tasin offered her  a measly ass ‘as much as’ $100ThouWow to settle “durin’ mediation”.     To go away.   Like her marriage,  her feelings, her children’s future  - her life, came so cheap.   I’d be p.o’d too, at the audacity.

And she’s still datin’ him.  How ratched is that?  I wonder where his ass was during these lil “talks”?

We know they didn’t come to any type of agreement.  Not only is she still squeezin’ on her boo, ‘Tasia didnt want to own up to the fact that she knew the man was hooked up w/children when she started they lil fling.  (…and just why would that matter at this point??)  Wifey say she knew; separated is still married.  

Nobody budged.

Paula "Get That Money" Cook

So she’s about to take it to the streets, and push a civil suit against the American Idol Alumni turned Homewrecker.    NC is one of those states that recognises that “Alienation of Affection” law; the woman scorned can make that new piece pay for the failure of the marriage.   Paula is goin’ for the Full Nelson.   You can have him.   F*ck you, Pay Me.   Its nothin’.   I know it’s not her fault the man didn’t respect his wife and children enough not to cheat, but it is her fault she didn’t respect the family, the woman or herself, for that matter, enough not to cheat with him.  It’s a woman thing…   Its one thing to hear/find out/know that your man is cheatin; you can avoid runnin’ into them and  not socialize with ‘mutual friends’, but when its the highlife and splashed on every magazine and newspaper, websites and radio station, people are talkin about it, the humiliation cuts a lot deeper…

Antwuan "Dogmeat" Cook

They have another “meeting” scheduled for Nov. 22nd. 

I think that h3lla kinda cool, tho… Now, whoever made this law ‘prolly was truly scorned, been with that man maybe 30-somethin’ years, had a lot invested, a lot to lose.  She was what we can rightfully consider a Jealous Bytch.    But there should be some kind of consequence for walkin’ off with a woman’s life like that, and be ugly when you do it.   That’s a painful thing for a woman to go thru.  And SHE KNEW that man was married.   She tip-toed around with his ass till the shyt hit the fan.   He is a celebrity like her; shyt all over the news.  She broke up that woman’s family, and disrupted her kid’s lives.  Now the two of them are responsible for them comin’ from a broken home… That is just not cute.

Paula should clean up nicely, cashin’ in on Tasia’s dumb ass in the civil suit.  Dogmeat was (is?) a manager at a T-Mobile store.   So of course ‘Tasia came bearin’ gifts…  ‘Way to pick ‘em,  ’Tasia.

Mashonda, Swizz Dead-Ass Beatz ex-wifey should be diggin’ in Alicia Keyes pockets right now…  She f*cked on Swizz and conceived a baby while he was still married to Mashonda.   She’s in the same Homewrecker’s Club.

HEY! jmo…!

The ugly part is, after all this bs she is and will go thru with and because of this man, this story will end with him doin’ the same thing to her-movin’ on to the next one.    She’ll be played too.  It slays me that these woman really think that they are ‘the one’, and that he will treat her right, and never cheat on HER.  SHE’S his soulmate…they were meant to be. 

These bytches need medication and chasity belts…

Gas Station Glam

 This is Bobby Trendy.  This is how he dresses on a regular dash from the house to fill up the tank.   While I will refrain from any critque of his choice of fashions, I do have a question about his lipstick application techniques… 

Bobby is actually a famous interior decorator, who  came to fame by fightin’ with Anna Nicole Smith on her lil reality show (yes, I watched it!), The Anna Nicole Show.

He’s not playin with Monopoly money though; he has clients like Dennis Rodman, Janet Jackson, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Snoop Dogg, and Cypress Hill breakin him off.   I guess when you playin’ with big timers like that,  you can dress anyway you want to… 

Sistah, Can U Spare a Dime?

That, and maybe a dollar or two?

Po’ Thang – she could have at least used five dollar bills…  and I guess the coins are there for effect…  All this shyt comin’  down soon as somebody needs a pack of Newports…

Is this ratched or what?   This I would classify as ‘ghetto’.

(Lawd-  and I havent even had my coffee yet!)

 

Debt Collecters and the ‘Social Network’

O.M.G. I cant say this enough:

 DONT POST YOUR  ENTIRE LIFE STORY ON SOCIAL NETWORKS!

People dont seem to realize (or understand!) that any and everybody can see what you post.   Includin debt collectors.    Debt collectors are usin’ places like Myspace, Twitter, LinkedIn, and the all-time famous snitcher’ palace, Facebook’.  

 The last place you’d expect to hear from Mr. Bill Collector.  

 Mr. Collector is now usin’ these sites as ‘another resource’ to find those “hard to locates”, and see what they’re up to, and what they got.    Seems kinda stupid to cry ‘broke’ to the debt collector, and then post online that your about to leave for Aruba,  and just posted pics of your recent trip to the Bahamas.   Or bragged about how wonderful that new car is…

Excited about that new job?   Be careful; Mr. Bill  is lookin’ to find out where you work,  so he can see about havin’  your wages garnished.    Though this ‘trend‘ is growin’,  they  are still held to the same Fair Debt Collection Practices Act rules;  Mr. Bill  cannot pretend to be a friend to get access to your page.    He can’t send private messages to you, because he might have the wrong person (YIKES!),  or tweet or post messages to your FB page – it’s against the regs to “notify” friends, neighbors or other outsiders about your debt.    But what they can do (wouldnt this be creepy?), usin’ shyt like FB Places and Foursquare (GPS-based phone apps) is stalk your ass , since you tellin’  them your daily habits and where you’re at every second of the day.    If that mofo is hyphy enough, they might show up at that restaurant or shop in the mall, and get in your ass (and risk a serious beat-down) about the cash in person.

I just had this convo with my cuz about postin’ her whole life on FB.   Too many people (thousands?) you DONT want to see it, will.   ”On our way to the {insert artist here} concert in SJ! Whoop Whoop!” was her status line one mornin’.    This was around the time the news was talkin’ about burglars using social networks to choose victims and “case the joint“.   She would have been perfect vic: San Jo is a coupla hours from where we live,  and the concert was at night.    So the burglars had a few hours – all night at best –  to clean the place out, since it would have made sense to get a room and drive back the next day…

And Mr. Bill might use a fake name.   This tactic surely gets those Bozo’s with the trillion friends, who acceptany and all requests that come their way.   Shyt,  if I don’t REALLY know you, and there is no pic to refresh my memory, no friend status for you!   And I still can’t understand wtf a ‘tweet’ is,  and why people think they need to do it every 3-5 mins.    I use to think these people didn’t have lives or jobs, till I saw a co-worker furiously ‘tweetin’ on her 15 (actually 12-1/2 mins!) break….    I got tired of that shyt quick. I am no longer… *drums please!* …a “Tweeter.”

 This  ‘Social Networkin’ shyt  is becomin’  more than just a place to “interact with friends and family”, aint it?