The Tiger Woods Mistress Collection

Tiger Woods mistresses’  immortalized on golf balls?

Yes.

NY Daily reported that a Canadian enterprise, Creative Classics,  is cashin’ in on TigerGate by sellin’ golf balls bearin’ ‘visual impressions’ of all Tigers jumpoffs.  And 2 of these chickenheads- Jaime Grubbs, Rachel Uchitel – have lent their names to the series! 

Joslyn James (Veronica Siwik-Daniels), went on record today that she doesn’t want any parts of this.   Her mouthpiece, Gloria Allred has issued a “cease and desist” letter  to the product’s manufacturer.

Steve Caldwell, the brains behind this venture says the idea just came to him out of the blue.  “I woke up and I was thinking, ‘It’s coming up on the year of the tiger.  I thought, ‘There’s millions of golfers out there stunned by what’s happening with Tiger and here’s a product that will get them all to laugh.”

And get him paid.   He claims to have already sold $40G’s worth of Tiger’s Balls.  One order was supposed to have been for $15G’s alone.

The guy claims this is all karma.   He said he saw Tiger once in Orlando and tried to give him one of his books.  Tiger walked by him and didn’t say hello.   Now he’s selling the mans worst nightmare…sounds a little catty to me.

They takin' this shyt a lil too far...

The set of 12 balls sells for $44.95, and for $5.00 more, you can get a fancier collectors set for display.

As if the man doesnt have enuff problems, a spoof on a 30-pc collectible plate collection! 

Po’ thang…

Tiger & Rachel’s Baby?

 

Despite the rumors swirlin’ around earlier this week (started by Star mag!) about Tiger’s possible love child with Rachel Uchitel,   it was confirmed that she is NOT pregnant with Tiger Woo’s child.

The magazine goes on to claim that Uchitel, who has been spotted near Woods’ yacht “Privacy” in Palm Beach, “has told friends she could be carrying his baby!” Rachel adamantly denied that to GossipCop.com, saying point-blank, “I’m not pregnant.”

Star mags ridiculous claim went on to say, “Tiger and Rachel still love each other and it’s definitely possible they’ll meet up or go away together soon,” the magazine quoted a source as saying.   “Especially if she’s carrying his baby.”  (Star mag has sunk to a new low.   And I thought that was The Globe’s position!)

BUT!

On other fronts, its reported that Tiger and Rachel are still seeing each other!    In Touch magazine reported on its website Tuesday that Tiger, who turns 34 next week, has been seeing Rachel, in Florida near where his yacht  “Privacy” is docked.

The magazine, quoting an unnamed friend (these fair-weather friends again!) of Rachel’s, reported Tiger is still sexin’ Rachel, who was in the same Melbourne hotel as he was,  when he was there for the Australian Masters last month.

“They have been sleeping together the entire time since the scandal broke,” the source told In Touch. “They hook up in a condo she has been staying at in Palm Beach“.

“She’s madly in love with him and she believes that he loves her as well.”  Still?

Wow – I wonder how Elin feels about all this!   This was the chicken head that started the whole shebang!   And if this is true, he is really fluckin’ up.    Seem like he should be tryin to lay low and hope all this madness blows over.    He should be shorin’ himself up for the Divorce Trial of Century. 

If I were Elin, I’d be pass humiliation and hurt, and be on to checkin that cash.    No more tears; I’d be choppin’ it up with the lawyers EVERY day, plottin’ and plannin; on makin’ him pay.

He’s startin’ to look like a real dummy…

Early Mornin’ B*S: Another Piece for Tiger?

aww shyt!

Didn’t I tell y’all it would all come out in the wash eventually?  Well the rinse cycle is on for Tiger Woods.  This morning,  ANOTHER woman has come forward… 

A Los Angeles-based cocktail waitress, Jaimee Grubbs, told Us Weekly that she had a 31-month fling with the married Tiger Woods!    AND  – she has hundreds of text messages that prove this. Im told she provided Us Weekly mag with a voicemail Tiger  left her on Nov. 24,  in which Woods suggests that his wife suspects he is having an affair!    That voicemail will be on the Us Weekly site later today.  

She’s not the last of the rumored mistresses.    Another woman is expected to be named shortly.  This woman, who works for The Bank  nightclub in Vegas, is sayin’ she had a relationship with him for ‘a coupla months’. 

   

 Why speak out now?   In Jaimee’s case , all signs point to a payday as the motivator.   Rumors has her  Us magazine check in the  $100,000  range.  (Us Weekly’s comment: “As a policy, we do not comment on obtaining stories or photo transactions.”  Translation:  Nunya bizniz).  

And this story said that there are ‘other media outlets‘ negotiatin’ with other women… 

Lawd, Tiger, what have you done?  

I think its time to start talkin’ and come clean…   Refusing to talk is not cute or healthy anymore.