MagPie Madness-WTF?

This magpie just wont shut up, will she? Arent her 15 mins of fame up?  Dayumm!  Not yet??

Sarah Palin’s dippy ass was on the couch denegatin’ Obama because he had Common, The ‘Conscious Rapper’ to the WH for a poetry readin’.

Now I have a problem with that.

First off she is actin’ all stereotypical with this thug shyt.   All rappers and hip-hop artists are evidently thugs and menaces to society, in her eyes. That’s not the truth.  To me,  Common has never been a thug. They mad because way back in the day Common did a bit on Def Poetry Jam gettin at Bush’s dumb ass for takin us to Iraq for no clear reason and never findin’  those supposed Weapons of Mass Destruction he was hollarin’ about.    Tellin’ the truth.  Karl Rove’s shingles-havin’ ass was mad because he had on a wig while recitin’ the poetry.  (He’s just an idiot…)

Come on, folks.

These people just won’t stop, will they? This degenerate bytch is only tryin’ to extend her 15, by comin’ out in the news with this bullshyt.  Reality wise: this is a Black Man,  and he might like some dayumm rap music.  Did anybody start talkin’ shyt when Dubya blasted the C&W? No.  And this mofo invited the original  “F*ck The Police”  thug- Eazy E to the house to dinner!  So wtf is the problem?

Common is not a thug.  If the chicken head would take the time to listen to his shyt (tho she reportedly knows all the words to ‘Rapper’s Delight’!~), she would know he doesn’t rap about bling and bs; he talks on the social issues and things that affect his world and life…

Me?   I’m thinkin’  that she so heated that Obama brought it home and solidified his bid to the WH (she skerred!) with the capture and demise of Osama Bin Laden, that she just had to come out with the hater-ade goblet. (Nobody is listenin’ to Karl’s old ass…)

This magpie needs to get over three things:  One: Obama beat you and the old man, Crotchety-Ass McCain for the seat, so what?  It’s a wrap.  Two: He did that, Boo!  You can’t change that.  Osama is really dead we aint releasin the pic ’cause you say so.  It’s a wrap.  Third-and most importantly Boo: Your 15 are really and truly up (no-for real tho), blend into the furniture.  Again-It’s a wrap.

Her and her Tea Party/Conservative ‘thugs’ are again doin’  the obvious.  Lobbin’  veiled attacks aimed at Bam for any- and everything he does or says.  Regardless of how stupid it is.  Case in point: Donald Trump’s hairless ass.

When will this stop, if ever?  I think with the election of history’s first Black President, America has really warped into a nation of  ignorant people…

*jmo-   And Common is  fine as h3ll in this video!~

Sarah Quits (Again!)

Quittin' again...

Word on the web is that Sarah Palin and her attention-whorin’  fan-bam are shootin’ the last episode of her lil reality show, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska”.

I guess after all the talk about bein’ a TV celeb not fittin’ in with the presidential look, she decided to call it quits and look towards the 2012 Presidency.

Last night was the last go ’round.

Real talk is that the show was axed by the TLC network.  I don’t know how it even made it to the screen…

Let’s see:  She quit her job as Gov. of Alaska when another shiny thing, the talk show/lecture circuit, popped up.  Then this stupid show.  Now she’s quit that for another shiny bauble, the Presidency. 

So when someone dangles yet another shiny object in front of her eyes, will she up and quit that too?

Hey, Im ’jus sayin’…

The Delusional Magpie

 Sarah “Magpie” Palin is delusional,  and I wonder when America will finally get that.

She’s written another book and in this book she, of course, bashes Obama, but calls Chelly-o  ‘unpatriotic’,  she calls Obama a racist (the pot callin’ the kettle black? This chicken head is thisclose to sayin’ the N word…) and even blamed him for ‘American Idol’ and the ‘unskilled competitors’ (like her and the Presidency?), and called them “victims of the cult of self-esteem.”    But how does this become Obama’s fault?

So is he responsible for “Bristol of The Two Left Feet” too?  ‘Cause that cow can’t dance her way out of a clear plastic bag, and her only claim to fame is  bein’  The Magpie’s whorish daughter, and gettin’ pregnant at 17.   Paris Hilton has a better resume than that, and I still don’t know exactly  why she’s famous…

It’s obvious to America as a whole,  that The Magpie is workin’ the scores of the DWTS competition.   They voted off Brandy?!!!?    Brandy scored high almost all those nights,  and Bristol’s sorry ass ‘layed down’ on the bottom of the scoreboard-so how does that translate into Brandy walkin’, and Bristol standin’ to smile for the cameras (and her mother sittin’ in the front row) once again? 

It doesn’t.

I’m already holdin’ the remote when this show comes on; if Bristol wins that competition, I will never watch that show again, no matter WHO is on it.  I will be convinced it’s rigged and can  ‘be bought“…

Then, the Magpie-in-Trainin’, Willow Palin is online, usin’ homophobic slurs against a FB user who attacked her Mom’s stupid reality show.  Called the man a “f**got”.  Bristol got in the fray and used some pretty racy language herself… 

Sarah Palin has blamed Bam for everything under the sun.  The oil spill, though he didn’t dive down there and break the dayumm thing himself, and BP has finally been exposed as havin’ cut some safety corners and caused this mess.   Her and her cronies blame him for the economy and job loss,  when all us sane and lucid people know Bush killed all that on his way out of Washington.   She even found a way to blame him for the mine collapsin’ in Chile… 

This woman wants to be President?    What a  ridiculous thought!    This is a woman who quit her job as Gov. of Alaska (when a better proposition comes along or she gets tired, will she walk out on America too?), goes on a world-wide campaign to promote a hastily written book (no one even knew or gave a dayumm about this magpie outside of Alaska, till McCain (stupidly) pulled her out of obscurity for the 2008 elections-now her life story “needs to be told”?)  A reality show?   What politician, with White House hopes , does a reality show?   And now another book?  

The Bytch actually refers to herself in the book as President of the United States, and the pulls a “Kanye” on Chelly-O, by sayin’ she ‘doesnt care about white people.   When you break it down, given the history of this country and the polarization we in now, why should she?   That’s  MY opinion, folks.

 Someone should look into suin’ this bytch for some of the outright stupid, reckless, and erroneous shyt that come out of her face…

Someone made a comment that The Magpie is on about 12 of her 15 mins of fame.    I agree.  If she doesn’t tweak these ‘Presidential run’ rumors, she becomes irrelevant; no more speeches, no more books (she could write one but who’d buy it once her face fell off the radar?), no more fame.  She’ll go right down the pike with the Dan Quayles and Jack Kemp (shyt, he died last year and no one noticed);   into oblivion.

 I hope so.  Otherwise, we have hell to pay in 2012.

 

A Conspiracy in Full View…

Life is so full of unjustifiable bullshyt sometimes, and Rick Fox is the latest “shockin’” casualty.

He was eliminated last night on DWTS, even tho he and his professional partner had the highest scores last night, and Bobble Head Bristol (surprisingly) survived yet another night, and she had the lowest scores.    Again.

Go figure.

They blamed it on the fan’s votes.  They were voted off.  

 It can’t be that many blind and partially deaf  ADHD people in America!    It just can’t be.   This votin’ system has to be f*cked up somehow…  

Granted, Rick hasn’t exactly set off fireworks in the world of dance, but he’s cuts a step a whole lot better than Bristol P.

The Teen Activist (who had the actual nerve to say  “no teen mothers in the audience watchin’ her”!   Wow…) should have “left the mansion” ages ago, but it has to be her mother, The Mag Pie, The Tea Partiers, and those Mama Grizzlies, furiously textin’ into the night, who must be keepin’ her uncoordinated ass afloat.  Seekin’ “Celebrity Status” is a Palin Way of Life.   This is politics.

It’s just ludicrous to think this stick figure could win this shyt.

When they chop Brandy or Jennifer, and leave Bristol P. smilin’ on stage (again), y’all gon’ believe me…