The Thirsty Hoe Reunion

 

This must be a way to hold on to the last wispy seconds of their 15 minutes of fame… 

I been hearin’ rumors that three of the skanky hoes Tiger Woods tripped and fell into and ruined his,  Elin’s, and their children’s  lives, are plannin’ a reunion party to commemorate the anniversary of Tigers lil car crash, that broke the whole nasty story.

Well I be dayumm….

And Tiger is welcome to attend, since he will be at a country club ‘down the street’,  at the  Chevron World Challenge.   And his drinks will be on the house.  As if  he would entertain the thought,  even for a second…

Holly Sampson (Becky Bytch #5), Jamie Jungers (Becky Bytch #3) and Joslyn James (Becky Bytch #2) are gettin’ together at ZIN Bistro in the L.A. suburb of Westlake Village, to host a reunion cocktail party on Dec 3rd.  The infamous car crash was actually on Nov. 27th.   (Devon James of  “Fake Sex Tape ” fame, isn’t involved… so far.  I wonder how she missed this “Attention Whore Reunion”?)  

God, these bytches are stupid.

The only person who could possibly think this is a good idea,  is the owner of the bistro, Rouz Yaz.  I can see why-becaues he’s gonna make a whole lot of money.

So what good will this really do?   What purpose would it serve, other than keepin’  these hoe’s names in the news for a few more minutes?    People should just let the man move on.   Ok- he made a mistake (15 of them!), his reputation has been damaged,  he lost his wife and kids, lost millions of dollars in endorsements,  and that $750Milli settlement ’prolly still hurts .   The man lost his first tourney in 15 years, stressin’ over this.    I say enough already.

This is the last thing he needs right now.

The Tiger Woods Mistress Collection

Tiger Woods mistresses’  immortalized on golf balls?

Yes.

NY Daily reported that a Canadian enterprise, Creative Classics,  is cashin’ in on TigerGate by sellin’ golf balls bearin’ ‘visual impressions’ of all Tigers jumpoffs.  And 2 of these chickenheads- Jaime Grubbs, Rachel Uchitel – have lent their names to the series! 

Joslyn James (Veronica Siwik-Daniels), went on record today that she doesn’t want any parts of this.   Her mouthpiece, Gloria Allred has issued a “cease and desist” letter  to the product’s manufacturer.

Steve Caldwell, the brains behind this venture says the idea just came to him out of the blue.  “I woke up and I was thinking, ‘It’s coming up on the year of the tiger.  I thought, ‘There’s millions of golfers out there stunned by what’s happening with Tiger and here’s a product that will get them all to laugh.”

And get him paid.   He claims to have already sold $40G’s worth of Tiger’s Balls.  One order was supposed to have been for $15G’s alone.

The guy claims this is all karma.   He said he saw Tiger once in Orlando and tried to give him one of his books.  Tiger walked by him and didn’t say hello.   Now he’s selling the mans worst nightmare…sounds a little catty to me.

They takin' this shyt a lil too far...

The set of 12 balls sells for $44.95, and for $5.00 more, you can get a fancier collectors set for display.

As if the man doesnt have enuff problems, a spoof on a 30-pc collectible plate collection! 

Po’ thang…