The Thirsty Hoe Reunion

 

This must be a way to hold on to the last wispy seconds of their 15 minutes of fame… 

I been hearin’ rumors that three of the skanky hoes Tiger Woods tripped and fell into and ruined his,  Elin’s, and their children’s  lives, are plannin’ a reunion party to commemorate the anniversary of Tigers lil car crash, that broke the whole nasty story.

Well I be dayumm….

And Tiger is welcome to attend, since he will be at a country club ‘down the street’,  at the  Chevron World Challenge.   And his drinks will be on the house.  As if  he would entertain the thought,  even for a second…

Holly Sampson (Becky Bytch #5), Jamie Jungers (Becky Bytch #3) and Joslyn James (Becky Bytch #2) are gettin’ together at ZIN Bistro in the L.A. suburb of Westlake Village, to host a reunion cocktail party on Dec 3rd.  The infamous car crash was actually on Nov. 27th.   (Devon James of  “Fake Sex Tape ” fame, isn’t involved… so far.  I wonder how she missed this “Attention Whore Reunion”?)  

God, these bytches are stupid.

The only person who could possibly think this is a good idea,  is the owner of the bistro, Rouz Yaz.  I can see why-becaues he’s gonna make a whole lot of money.

So what good will this really do?   What purpose would it serve, other than keepin’  these hoe’s names in the news for a few more minutes?    People should just let the man move on.   Ok- he made a mistake (15 of them!), his reputation has been damaged,  he lost his wife and kids, lost millions of dollars in endorsements,  and that $750Milli settlement ’prolly still hurts .   The man lost his first tourney in 15 years, stressin’ over this.    I say enough already.

This is the last thing he needs right now.

It’s Over, Tiger Woo~

Oh well.  It was only a matter of time and that time has come. 

Elin is divorcin’ Tiger Woo!

Snitches are sayin’ (isn’t that how all this got started?) that Elin is seein’ a divorce lawyer, and has been seen out and about without the wedding ring. 

If it walks like dayumm duck…

She may have been quiet, but she sure wasnt bein’ stupid.    She’s filin’ in Cali (where they own a home) instead of Florida, where they live.  Cali’s ‘no-fault divorce law’ states that any income and property earned during the marriage is split 50/50.    And any pre-nup may be ‘ca-peesh’ , ‘fini‘.  Outta there. 

 Either state, she’s gonna get breaded, in alimony alone, and when they throw them kids into the fray-  Cha-ching!

I can imagine the humiliation far outweighs any love she might remotely have left for dude.   14 women sayin’ they slept with YOUR man is a lot to swallow.   And then with his so-called ‘sex addiction’ (the patented excuse for his behavior),  it could happen again.  She’s cuttin’ her loses.  

(I still think they should give some of those chickenheads lie detector tests, altho at this point what would it matter?)

Elin’s gettin ready to make a clean getaway to that 6-bedroom island home (only accessible by boat!) she bought in Sweden recently, with the cash. 

::Dayumm, it sucks to be you, Tiger Woo…::

Update! 

*Access Hollywood*  reported today,  tho it would benefit Elin to file in Cali, she is unlikely to since either party would have had to reside in Cali at least 6 mos,  and they haven’t.   But don’t think Elin wasn’t thinkin of the money!

Elin has hired Sorrel Trope, a pre-eminent family law attorney with experience in handling high-profile cases.

It was also confirmed that she will take the kids to that spot in Sweden, and Tiger Woo will NOT be joinin’ them.

 

It’s official. 

It’s over.

Early Mornin’ B*S: 4th Piece for Tiger?

Another  woman is comin’ forward claiming she had a long-term affair with Tiger Woods!!    And she  means business, coz she’s lawyer-ed up already. 

Lawd, Tiger what have you done?!   Come on, man!  This shyt aint cute no more.

‘Sources’ -TMZ-say the alleged mistress — that’s number four – claims this relationship didn’t originate in Vegas like all the others, but  started near Tiger’s home in Orlando.    O-M-G.   This woman,  a former VIP cocktail server (dayumm he be lovin’ the cocktail waitresses; maybe he should quit drinkin’ ),  claims she began having the ‘alleged’  affair with Tiger back in 2004 — when she was 20-years-old — and insists the affair lasted for more than two years.   

The Mystery No- Name- As -Of -Yet Woman,  has hired Orlando attorney Michael O’Quinn to address the media with her story very soon.

Poor Tiger Woo.  I really hope that this is not true, for his sake.   I really do. 

He cain’t stand another “re-negotiation” of that pre-nup.  I betcha’ Elin is callin’ her lawyer right now…

The Trick Parade continues…(**sigh**)

(UPDATE! Jamie Jungers, 26,  is the  4th piece!)

::Jamie Jungers::