I know this man is hot as fish grease! Somebody call my mofo lawyer!
Well, well, well…
Talkin’ too much gets a foot in your own mouth sometimes.
Mr Comb Over and his online, “for profit”, Trump University, “The Trump Entrepreneur Initiative“, is under investigation for scammin’ folks out of their hard-earned money while sellin’ them a dream.
There is also a class-action suit in Federal court.
The NY State Atty General Eric Schneiderman (and five other state AG’s) is lookin’ into deceptive business practices, due to complaints of charges up to $35,000 to “learn from the master“, and overstatin’
(exaggeratin’) the U’s success rate.
Shyt hit the fan late last year when Daily News reported that 150+ students in 22 states said they were cheated out thousands of dollars for useless courses at this bullshyt online school. These people say they were pressured to max out credit cards and draw on 401(k)s to enroll, and then refused refunds when they wanted to pull out. These were retirees, veterans, laid-off workers and seniors livin’ on fixed incomes. People just tryin’ to come up…
Tarla Makaeff and Brandon Keller, an unemployed San Diego man, are the lead plaintiffs. They allege that Trump University’s mentors and associates “guide students toward deals in which they have a personal financial interest at stake — creating a severe conflict of interest, so that the mentors profit while the student does not.”
“The seminar promised access to “exclusive” property listings, but he found the listings elsewhere online for a fraction of the cost.”
He promised consumers the golden opportunity to be his “next apprentice” and learn “insider” secrets of real estate. All these people got for their money was expensive informercials disguised as classes.
So this mofo spent the last few months poundin’ the podium talkin’ shyt about Obama, and his hands aint clean? And this mofo has the nerve to file a counter claim against Ms. Makaeff for $100 Milli (punk! she dont have it; y’all took it all!) for defamation. This is just posturin’ for the press and a stab at intimidatin’ them into droppin’ their suits.
Aint nobody “skerred”.
This is the man who
(thought he) would be President? This man is an total idiot, and that is bein’ reflected in the press and on TV lately. That’s why he so ‘graciaously‘ bowed out of the race. There are too many skeletons in his closet that he wants to stay there.
Unfortunately for him, the door is already open, whether he runs or not. Thats what he gets for tryin’ to throw Obama under the bus. Ran his own ass over…
He should of STFU while he has the chance.
Bam is listenin’ to the people, and wonderin’ just like we are, why tf the gas prices are soarin’ through the roof, when folks can barely put food on their tables…
With that bein’ said, Bam has ordered the Justice Department to “root out” the cases of fraud or manipulation in oil markets, because he knows, like we know, that there has got to be some type of bullshyt attached to these prices.
“We are going to make sure that no one is taking advantage of the American people for their own short-term gain.”
Eric Holder’s cracker-based ass had the nerve to suggest that there may be a variety of legal reasons behind gasoline’s surge to $4 a gallon. So wtf are they? The national average price for a gallon of regular gasoline was $3.84 on Thursday, about 30 cents higher than a month ago and almost a dollar higher than a year ago. I saw $4.15/gal for premium today on the way home from work… And its still climbin’.
So, just like all Presidents have the power to do (but didnt), he has formed a taskforce, the Financial Fraud Enforcement Working Group, to look into the regional differences in gas prices, when the Saudi’s are chargin’ everybody the same price per barrel.
I have long thought they were gagin’ this shyt on the supply and demand game. If people want/need it, they will pay for it. That’s the reason behind prices surgin’ durin’ summer and holiday months, because they know people will be movin’ around; cars need gas to go, so… Jack it up a few more cents.
I think that for this shyt to be hoverin’ at the $5.00 mark (and they sayin’ 6.00 by mid-summer!) is absolutely ridiculous in light of the fact that the economy is bad, the nation just basically got back to work, and can barely afford the ‘necessities of life.’ The very people who they sellin this to, cant afford to buy it.
This will hopefully ‘root out’ the greedy ones. I recall the last time this was happenin’, they were bustin’ people in GA for gougin’ prices; gas was around 4.00 then, but there were gas station owners were puffin’ that up $1 or $2 a gallon.
Then there is the unrest in the Middle East and Africa, and the shyt in China; why does this have an affect on our gas prices? Especially when those countries gas prices aren’t anywhere near what we pay.
I doubt there is much he can do about these prices right now, but I’m gonna stay confident that in the long run he just might be able to regulate this shyt some…
They’re gonna raise these prices to the point no one will be able to afford it, and they will be sittin’ around lookin’ at these barrels of crude wonderin’ what to do with them, then the prices plunge to somethin’ we can live with… And stay there.
Nice dream, huh?
They have a “Birther Movement“. And he actually has a team in HI., investigatin’ Obama’s birth certificate. Aint this some bullshyt?
(God, these pink people are outrageous; can’t you just see them, once they get the “offical evidence” that he was born in Nigeria or something (and have scheduled a press conference…) rushin’ the WH with the FBI, CIA, the DEA, NATO agents, John Boehner’s orange ass with his groupies, State and local police, and the National Guard, orderin’ Bam to leave the premises immediately? Priceless *lol* )
I have a stupid question:
If a person has had a full penectomy (surgical removal of the penis), can they be guilty of rape?
51 yr old Bobby Yates, of racist-ass Paris, Tx., lost the entire bottom half of his body-both legs and his ding-ding – as the result of huntin’ accident 20 years ago, but they say he committed the crime with his fingers. (Oh, snap!)
On March 18, a 16 yr old white gurl and two white adult men knocked on his door, claimin’ they were locked out of their place. He let them in. (This was a dumb move, Bobby…) A while later, HE calls 911, tellin’ the operator that three people were in his home, threatening his life, he was afraid of them, and they would not leave. They had already beat him in the face. On the 911 tape, Bobby is clearly heard tellin’ these people to get out of his house, and not to come near him. When the police got there, he tells them they refused to leave his house, snatched the phone from him, and jerk his wheelchair tryin’ to keep him from leavin’ the house.
The white gurl tells them he touched her vagina, and Bobby is arrested. They walk out the house just like they came in. Un-cuffed. The man who called the 5-0 is off to jail.
Bobby is facin’ charges for the ‘sexual assault’ of this 16 yr old, who came to his house with two grown-ass men at 2 o’clock in the mornin’. And this man sittin’ in the wheelchair, with no dyck, is supposed to have done it…
So just how did this ‘assault’ work out? How did his fingers get to the cooch? I know he didn’t ’walk’ over to her, so who bought the coochie to him-put it in reach? Where were the other two guys while this was goin’ on?
And what about the 911 call? Doesnt anybody want to know why three white folks are in this man’s home at two a.m. in the morning? Why is his face beaten and bruised and they don’t have a scratch on them? Where is this 16 yr old’s parents at this time of the mornin, while she’s runnin’ around with grown men?
Why they not in jail for home invasion and assault, they dayumm selves?
This is all in Lamar County where they may as well be walkin’ around in KKK robes. I can’t see how this could even get on paper, let alone to trial. To top if off, the Public Pretender the court appointed to Bobby has file a motion to remove himself from the case, leavin’ Bobby’s ass flailin’ in the wind. The judge denied that and I don’t know if that a good thing, since the lil mofo hasn’t even properly prepared for the case…
This man is in the wrong place at the wrong time. He lives in a racist county, in a racist state, at time when the world is highly polarized and racially divided over the election of America’s first Black President (hopefully not the last!) in anybody’s history.
This is some bullshyt, and I will be watchin’ this trial as much as possible. I want to see the exact moment when clarity kicks in (if it does), and this case is dismissed…
35 yr old (he oughta know better!) Antonio Recinos is a consumer who realizes that makin’ a buck go as far as it can is a good thing, and gettin’ a deal is always the goal.
But when Antonio felt like he didn’t get his money’s worth he went all the way out.
3 o’clock in the dayumm mornin’, this ^ fool was callin’ 911 to lodge his consumer complaint. When he spotted a beat cop, an approached him to complain on the spot.
He pulled out a baggie of coke and told the officer his dealer had ‘shorted’ him. He claimed the 0.4 gm “don’t look right; he didn’t get his 40.00 worth”.
‘Guess they growin’ dummies in Connecticut.
So what did he really expect the po-po to do?? He is standin’ there holdin’ a bag of dope, drunk (had to be, to come up with this clever idea…) as h3ll? Did he expect him to whip out his lil notepad and start investigatin’? Was he gonna point the man out and demand he be arrested or give his money back?
I know he didn’t expect that mofo to cuff his ass up, tho. That’s just that happened . Now he has a court date for possession of a controlled substance, had to bail on $5G’s, and looks like a dayumm fool.
In other Dumb Criminal Files: The Debut of the “Halfro“
David was havin’ a very bad hair day- this boy was sittin’ in somebody’s apartment gettin’ his hair done (I guess braided it looks pretty rough in the pic), and was, he says, ‘approached in an aggressive manner’ by another man in the place, so he jumped and ‘protected’ himself by stabbin’ dude in the back with a pair of scissors. And again, how is that protectin’ oneself?
While he may have ruined his life bein’ stupid and on the path to a life of crime, ( he was of course cuffed up and charged with 1st degree assault), he’ll always be remembered for this interestin’ and somewhat fly hairdo.
And yes, he’s from Connecticut too.
Dont everybody run to their stylists at once.
This is such a load of bullshyt.
“Tricia”, a 31 yr old nursing student in Grand Rapids, MI placed a notice on a private church bulletin board lookin’ for a roomie. She said she like a Christian roommate. I understand; she wants someone praisin’ the Lord like her, someone she had some things in common with, and hopefully someone from her own congregation.
None of that happened.
She is now the subject of civil rights/housing discrimination charges filed by The Hogs With The Big Nuts, the Fair Housing Center of West Michigan. Someone in the congregation (traitor!) was offended and filed a dayumm complaint.
Talk about diggin’ in doo doo! Lawd I’d want to find that cretin and kick they Holy ass…
“If you’re in the business of renting, it’s a business transaction that’s held to a standard under federal, state and local laws.”
IN THE BUSINESS? The woman just wants help on the rent, for God’s sake!
This just show these cretins have nothing better to do with their time on our dime. These idiots plan on talkin’ to witnesses, doin’ site visits (where? the scene of the crime, the church? Lawd…) and request ‘documents’. This woman is not a landlord or property manager. She’s not ‘in the business’ of rentin’. She’s just a student lookin’ to rent to someone in her own home. I’d want them to be some kinda ‘Godly” too, so I don’t wake up to an axe murderer carvin’ my face in half one night outta the blue.
I guess it’s now a crime to also say you want a non-smoker, or someone who likes to read now…
How does Federal housing get in this? How do their regulations apply to a person livin’ in their own home, and wantin’ to share it with someone else? Shouldn’t she be able to live with who and what she wants?
The Feds say she can be a Christian and she can even require that in her ‘interview process’ over lattes, she just can’t ‘say’ it in her ad. That’s the violation. She can ‘in practice’ not rent to a non Christian.’ She just can’t print it. WTF is this double-I dont-know-what -to-call-it- standard shyt?
The Alliance Defense Fund is reppin’ ”Tricia” and sent a letter to The Feds askin’ for a dismissal. They haven’t responded yet.
They want her to ‘get trainin’ in Federal law, and reimburse the FHC the $3Hunnit for the time it took them to ‘investigate.’ And she might have to cash out the asshole who filed the complaint! O-M-G, I be hot as fish grease! They dead serious.
These people seem to not have much to do. This is on a leve of ridiculous-ness that I can’t even describe.
And who is this ‘offended person’, in the church; a Christian too ‘supposedly’ praisin’ the Lord, that filed this crazy complaint? Someone made an interestin’ observation when they said this sounds and smells like some jealous bytch shyt. Maybe some rejected wanna-be-ya- boo or a jealous chicken head file this complaint to get back at her. What a fun church. They sho’ ‘praisin the lord up in there
I hope someone at this agency or the courts sees the absurdity of this shyt and stops the madness. But I seriously doubt it.
This is our world. It’s gettin’ darker and darker every day…
The lil incorrigible brat ’reached’ for him, he supposedly brushed his hand away, and left.
His father is at the scene, tellin’ anyone who would listen, repeatedly, “I am lawyer!”, and then called the Mounted Po-Po and immediately filed a complaint against The Bieb, for assault against his son, now sayin’ he ‘punched‘ the kid.
First of all, I dont see a whole campaign against bullyin’ and homophobia comin’ out of some bad-ass kid showin’ his ass at the arcade. I smell P.R here on The Biebs part. This is nothin’ compared to the REAL bully-cides and harassment we read about these days. I think Usher and his “people” thought this shyt up, just like they thought up that stupid (but very ‘tween’-profitable) nail polish line he is about to drop. (I wonder if bein’ a “nail polish mogul” and that swoop-d-doop hairdo had anything to do with the f-word comin’ out?)
Anything to make a buck and get the pap to poppin’ dem’ flashbulbs. No shame in the game.
Mr. “I’m a Lawyer” is just lookin’ for a payday. This shyt sounds too dayumm ’pat’. Why did the kid target “ The Bieb” in the first place, out of all those kids there? Why did he get so aggressive? Why is his dad yellin’ “Im a lawyer“, instead tryin’ to get to the bottom of what happened to his kid?
This sounds like some Michael Jackson Shyt, when that guy lied about his son bein’ molested, and got that huge $22Milli settlement from The Gloved One. That poor boy died, ’prolly in part, from the stigma and shame. And then, only after his death we find out it was all a lie to “escape bein’ poor.”
These lil ads are supposed to start next week sometime. I’m sure he will look all adorable and sad, garnerin’ all kinds of sympathy and shyt.
Grab a box of tissues and stay tuned.
Ok I understand there are pressures on the job, and might make some people do things they don’t normally do. But this dummy here…
I don’t know.
Some people in Cathedral City CA were in a family backyard pool when some nosy no- life havin’ spinster called the 5-0 about loud noise comin’ from the backyard.
It was after 3 a.m. I guess…
When the officer arrived, instead of investigatin’ the noise complaint, he started askin’ the homeowner why he wasnt in the pool with the ladies, as he was bein let into the house. (The homeowner, his wifey and a ‘family friendgurl’ evidently was about to have it goin’ on!)
A woman, ID’s only as “Sonia”, said she was in the pool “clothed” (in a suit) and someone said “Do you want to come in?” The next thing they know this mofo done stripped down to “buck-ass nekkid”, leavin’ his piece and uniform on a pool-side table, and is in the pool feelin’ up ’Sonia’!
(*insert mood music: “Its Rainin’ Men”*)
The homeowner said he didn’t know what to do, and just grabbed his celly and started snappin’ flics. And then called 911. Smart move, dude. When the nekkid officer playin’ in the pool heard the call over his radio (sittin’ poolside)- he jumped out, grabbed his shyt, and ran to his car.
The Cathedral City Police dept is conductin’ a ” professional standards investigation.” His nekkid ass is, of course, on “paid administrative leave pending the results of the criminal and internal investigations.”
And then there’s lawsuit we know is comin’.
His ass is in the news today. Po’ thang. They didn’t offer the cretin’s name in the story, but said he had been with the force a lil over 5 years. I wonder what possessed him to do somethin’ so stupid and reckless? What he stressed out, havin’ a mental breakdown or somethin’, at that moment? Or maybe he had smoked some dayumm good weed, and his “freak-ums” came out…
Now let’s see how police justice handles this one: Will the internal investigation find that he did ANYTHING wrong? And if so, will it be based on a mental breakdown and ‘job pressure’, and he go to ‘rehab’ (like Tiger Woo!) and all is ‘kinda’ forgiven? Or will they really charge this fool with professional misconduct and sexual battery like he should be, because it look like he broke a few laws here… And hey- was there really a complaint call?
Whatever the case, he got some ‘splainin’ to do.