Where They Do That At???

This is a mess.  A Triple XXL Hot Crunchy Super Ghetto Mess.

And wtf were these two doin’? 

Am I missin’ something? Is this the style now?  How is this shyt supposed to look in the mornin’?

smh…

Spare The Rod…

Kill they ass later.

Flamboyant, money-changin’ Atlanta pastor Creflo Dollar was arrested Saturday on Domestic Violence charges, for what I call chastisin’ his disrespectful, ungrateful 15 yr old daughter.

Seems a argument ensued late Friday night over whether or not she can go to a party on Saturday night.

I’m not that fond of Creflo or his lil World Changer’s Church,International “ministry” and definitely don’t condone domestic violence, but I do reserve his right to smack the shyt out of his daughter when she’s not listenin’.

You can’t go, means you phuckn can’t go. Period. All the extras aren’t necessary. She had extras. Children don’t have the right to talk back, and certainly not talk shyt about what they not gonna do or what they don’t have to do. Especially when I’ve already told you what to do…

Not in my house.

This lil gurl is 15. She really shouldn’t be doin’ too much partyin’ anyway. And Dad said no. Grades not up to par. Her lil dumb ass should’ve been at home studyin’, instead of droppin’ it like it’s hot somewhere.

Not a good look...

The other daughter is grimey too. She stepped to the mic when the po-po was there and collab’d everything the lil one said. She ‘prolly wanted to go to the party too. Taffy didn’t see a thing.

Both of them would have to be somewhere else when I bailed out.

Pastor Dollar has categorically denied the charges, callin’ them an exaggeration of a ‘family discussion’ that got out of control.

I’m sure he’s highly ptf off. Now he has these charges to fight in a public forum, at that. Then deal with the madness goin’ on in his household. That in the public eye too.

Bein’ rich and famous has it’s advantages, but I’m glad I’m just lil Ole Me. I can kick my kids’ ass and not have it become a National Event.

dGb!

God Dayumm, Don!

This guy never shuts the phuck up!!

The Donald was in Las Vegas riding the stiff polyester coat tails of Mr. Plastic Mitt Rommney.  Beatin’ that same ridiculous horse about Bam’s place of birth.

What he did was steal Mitt’s Moment.  Mitt had just clinch the delegates of anal-ass Texas (not such a huge victory; he’s all that’s left, besides The Black Guy), and was at the podium with his equally plastic wifey -big hair and all- with The Donald (???).

Instead of givin’ Mitt his props, he starts blatherin’ about this Birther shyt.

Why the phuck was he even on stage??? What was Mr. Plastic thinkin’???

He really needs to let this shyt go.  The state of Hawaii confirmed the man was born there, and he is the POTUS, so wtf does he expect to gain? It’s not like he can be bounced out of the White House today over this.

If Mr. Plastic has any sense, he’d run as fast as he can in any direction, far away from The Comb-Over Clown.

The Donald’s racist panties are showin’.

Again.

5 Things…

Seriously phucked about this pic:

Really, boo???

1. You got a dude’s name tatted on your face.

2. The dude -whose name you have tatted on your face- doesn’t know you exist and support him so seriously.

3. You are doomed to be either a sideshow act or chronically unemployed, since no one is hiring sideshow acts and Boosie is ‘prolly not lookin’ for help…

4. No one told you a t-shirt would have been sufficient…

5. You got a dude’s name tatted on your face.

#I’m done.

What is The REAL issue????

THIS CHICK!?!!
This is not healthy.  I can’t imagine what she is seein’ when she looks in the glass…

She is phuckin’ Black as hell!.  And she busted coz she took her 5 yr old to the salon, and she got burned!

#Weinergate: Weighin’ in…

This guy has a lot of ‘splainin’ to do.  Not sure how he’s gonna pull that off, but…

Anthony Weiner can forget about bein’ Mayor of NY.  Ever since the pic tweeted across America went live.  He says he’s innocent and not too much more.

The pic, of a man’s crotch with a woody, was tweeted from his account to college coed, 21 yr old Gennette (“I don’t know him, but I’m a fan”) Cordova, in Seattle.   So how does that happen?  HE says his account was hacked, but doesn’t want a ‘official’  investigation.  Really now?

When that mealy mouth mofo was on TV this mornin’ talkin’ about the taxpayers don’t need to pay for a lengthy investigation”, that was bullshyt.  I think his ass is scared that if they did one, they gon’ find out what we already kinda know: He’s a dayumm pervert and out of control.  (He’s hired a private an Internet security firm -to investigate how his account was supposedly hacked- and a whole dayumm law firm- his ass got somethin’ to hide…)

Of course he is denyin’ he sent the pic, and ‘cant say’ if the draws are his, and ‘cant be sure’ the pic is not of him.  Recent reports say he now is admittin’ it was a private pic that belonged to him, was manipulated (by who? how did they get it?), and taken out of context.  Top that off with  the first of what might be many Bobble-Heads comin’ out the woodwork (like they did Tiger; its been a trend ever since…) sayin’ she got “private” messages on Twitter from her ‘hero’, Mr Weiner.    She’s a porn star.  He follows a lot of women on Twitter who don’t have shyt to do with politics; Gennette is one of them.   Why??  Wifey should be askin’ that question right now.

And there may even be a connection between him and Lil Ms. Cardova.    How did this pic just randomly come to her, the ‘fan’?  Hackers usually send shyt to everybody they can.  Not just one person.  And she’s not outraged enough for me.  Regardless of who this man is in life, if someone would have sent me a pic of they Johnson at attention, unsolicited,  I’d be hot as fish grease, while Im tellin’  the world…     So what’s  really  goin’  on between these two?  When people follow each other on Twitter they can send private messages to each other.   Wonder if someone accidently hit “Reply to all” or somethin’?

His shyt is gettin’ raggedy as we speak.

The best thing he can do, in my humble opinion, is come clean and take his licks.  Forget about bein Mayor; that is not gonna happen.  There are way too many holes in his lil story right now.  And with the Bobble Head Porn Star gettin’ ready for her 15 Minutes of Fame, he’d better hurry up.

(and for the record, his shyt was hella little compared to some… I’m jus’ sayin’.)

Footnote:  Guys snappin’ pics of their shriveled johnsons seems to be all the rage.   Coupla days  before Weiner Man ,  Canadian Conservative candidate  George Lepp tweeted a pic of himself naked from the waist down legs crossed, “pee-pee” pointed up.  His excuse?  The photo was inadvertently snapped by his BlackBerry (its alive!)  when it (the photo and I guess the phone) was in his front pocket.   Evidently this cretin had all this goin’ on while gettin’ ready to ride the Niagara Falls.  Who ever this creepy mofo handed his precious BB to, must have found immediately (magically)  that accidently-snapped pic of his ass, that just happened to be in his  front pocket, for what reason we dont know, rushed to a computer and lobbed a major tweet.

Yeah, right.

dGb!

Did Arnold Spent My Money on his ‘SidePiece’?

More shyt is hittin’ the fan on this Baby Schwarzenegger drama.

We now know who this scandalous chicken head is, 50 yr old Mildred Patricia Baena. We know she had her baby boy TWO DAYS after his wifey had her son.   How scandalous!

The Side Piece

She made $1200 (+ Arnold’s’ tip) a week while f*ckin on the boss.

We know her and her husband at the time (who claimed Lil Arnold) separated two weeks after the baby was born Oct 2 1997.

NOW we learn that Arnold has supported his concubine since then.  Property records (and an attention-whorin’ realtor) show Arnold bought this woman a four-bedroom home  with a pool, in Bakersfield CA just this last June.  She lives there with Lil Arnold and her other three kids.

The Famous Love Nest

There are reports of other gratuities…

My question in all of this is: Did Arnold spent Cali’s money on this Side Piece?   This $268,000 house with pool-did we pay for that? How much are we payin’ for child support?

‘They’ recently started askin’ about Arnold Sr’s finances while he was in office as Gov.  Who wants to bet they find out he spent state money on this broad, and is brought up on some type of charges?

Odds are 50 to 1.

My People, My People… (*NSFW*)

(*smh*)

If this aint the epitome of coonery!  Nothin’ says ‘sexy’ like a Wal-Mart shoppin’ basket!

Lawd, these people have  wayyyyyyy too much time on their hands…

“The Don” is Out for the Count!

Mr Comb Over has *officially* announced he is not runnin’ for POTUS in 2012.

Well who’da thunk it, ya dig?? (*side-eye*)

The headline read, “Donald Trumps Says No To Running For President“.    The real headline should have read “The POTUS Says No to Donald Trump“.  Nobody in they right mind wanna be seen with this guy,  let alone caught supportin’ and votin’ for this sideshow clown.

He claims this all came after “considerable deliberation, reflection and regret“.

No boo, comes after completely makin’ a fool of himself with all that bs about Obama’s birth certificate.   His shyt started slidin’ when Bam just went ahead and released it (-even though in my opinion he shouldnt have; no other POTUS has had to…).  HE even tried to take credit for that, the cretin.   Then, Obama slapped him upside the head and pushed way ahead of him, interruptin HIS show to announce we got Osama’s crazy ass.   Chopped him and his sorry-ass show up at the WHC dinner. (The show’s ratin’s slid too- they were quite a few percentage points lower than a year ago.)  Quinnipiac U’s poll currently shows 58% of registered voters “would never vote” for this bald mofo.

He tried to finesse it into another stroke for his massive ego, though:

After considerable deliberation and reflection, I have decided not to pursue the office of the Presidency. This decision does not come easily or without regret; especially when my potential candidacy continues to be validated by ranking at the top of the Republican (Rethuglican idiots such as himself…) contenders in polls across the country. I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election (Really, now…?).

Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector. (Mofo you stepped out of the private sector a long time ago with the wives and the jumpoffs, the reality shows and the most recent Birther shyt, what do you mean!?) 

My ability to bring important economic and foreign policy issues to the forefront of the national dialogue is perhaps my greatest asset  (whatttt???) and one of the most valuable services I can provide to this country.   I will continue to push our President (you not gon’ push Bam no where; he already showed your ass that!) and the country’s policy makers to address the dire challenges arising from our unsustainable debt structure and increasing lack of global competitiveness.”

Not only is he a side-show clown to even the Repubs he thinks like him and are his friends, his ass couldn’t survive people diggin’ under the toupee and gettin’ all in his businesses, the women and the money.  He’d have to release his tax returns; he’s not gonna do that.  Then we have the facts bubblin’ under the surface that he was actually a draft dodger,  instead that bullshyt about low numbers…

I’m glad to hear he’s not runnin’.  To save himself some embarrassment.  He ‘prolly is too…

*laffin'*

The Tea Party. Again.

*looks like we never gonna get past it...*

True Early Mornin’ Bullshyt.  Flagrant F*ckery.
The Tennessee Tea Party has announced they want to “remove all incidents of slavery and genocide from American textbooks,”  because they think it will tarnish the images of the Founding Fathers.  Who all owned slaves…

Just erase the existence and legacy of the brave Black folks they chased down and forced into servitude, tarred and feathered, raped and brutalized?  The Indians they robbed and killed to take their land? Act as if none of this ever happen ed, and these people didn’t/ don’t exist?

These racist mofos want to basically erase evidence of their racism.

“Neglect and outright ill will have distorted the teaching of the history and character of the United States. We seek to compel the teaching of students in Tennessee the truth regarding the history of our nation and the nature of its government.”

The same thing almost that Texas (another racist majority state) tried to do with textbooks and history.  They wanted the history of slavery and their hand in it, watered down”.  Whitewashed.

Whyte folks think they can run everything, even down to what a person thinks and feels.  Do they think that waterin’ down, ommittin’ or even out right lyin’ about slavery is gonna erase the pain slavery caused?   Do they think because they choose to ignore that it existed, it will put the families separated by being sold to different owners back together,  ‘legitimize’ the illegitimate children these plantation owners and overseers sired all over the place will finally get to know and be a part of the ‘white side’ of their father’s families?  Bring back those who were murdered?  Ease the painful memories?  Cease to exist?  Never happened?

The Election of Bam ’shook the tree and a lot of racist nuts fell out, bringin’ racist bullshyt to the table.   And since then they have gone back to 1960′s way of thinkin’.   Insane,  ridiculous bullshyt, all tinged with bigotry.  Racism is now worn on the forehead instead of hidden in a small circle of friends.  This shyt here is on top of the list.

How you gonna just erase and re-write history? And what about that?  Are they gonna try to erase the fact that a Black Man was elected POTUS?  The fact that he (will) serve two terms? How they plan to pull that one off?

I wish they would just sit down and STFU…