Nekkid With A Badge
Ok I understand there are pressures on the job, and might make some people do things they don’t normally do. But this dummy here…
I don’t know.
Some people in Cathedral City CA were in a family backyard pool when some nosy no- life havin’ spinster called the 5-0 about loud noise comin’ from the backyard.
It was after 3 a.m. I guess…
When the officer arrived, instead of investigatin’ the noise complaint, he started askin’ the homeowner why he wasnt in the pool with the ladies, as he was bein let into the house. (The homeowner, his wifey and a ‘family friendgurl’ evidently was about to have it goin’ on!)
A woman, ID’s only as “Sonia”, said she was in the pool “clothed” (in a suit) and someone said “Do you want to come in?” The next thing they know this mofo done stripped down to “buck-ass nekkid”, leavin’ his piece and uniform on a pool-side table, and is in the pool feelin’ up ’Sonia’!
(*insert mood music: “Its Rainin’ Men”*)
The homeowner said he didn’t know what to do, and just grabbed his celly and started snappin’ flics. And then called 911. Smart move, dude. When the nekkid officer playin’ in the pool heard the call over his radio (sittin’ poolside)- he jumped out, grabbed his shyt, and ran to his car.
The Cathedral City Police dept is conductin’ a ” professional standards investigation.” His nekkid ass is, of course, on “paid administrative leave pending the results of the criminal and internal investigations.”
And then there’s lawsuit we know is comin’.
His ass is in the news today. Po’ thang. They didn’t offer the cretin’s name in the story, but said he had been with the force a lil over 5 years. I wonder what possessed him to do somethin’ so stupid and reckless? What he stressed out, havin’ a mental breakdown or somethin’, at that moment? Or maybe he had smoked some dayumm good weed, and his “freak-ums” came out…
Now let’s see how police justice handles this one: Will the internal investigation find that he did ANYTHING wrong? And if so, will it be based on a mental breakdown and ‘job pressure’, and he go to ‘rehab’ (like Tiger Woo!) and all is ‘kinda’ forgiven? Or will they really charge this fool with professional misconduct and sexual battery like he should be, because it look like he broke a few laws here… And hey- was there really a complaint call?
Whatever the case, he got some ‘splainin’ to do.
