Hostage Situation?

These ni@@az are really crazy.  Really. And yes, I said the n-word.

As with all dirty shyt done in the dark, the real soon comes to the light…

Miss Katherine Jackson missin’ has turned into a whole desperate, stupid scheme by broke, desperate bust-downs.

This lady was on TV tellin’ the world that she was spirited away from the kids by a man ‘in contact with her personal physician’, on her way to an event, and taken to a spa.  There, they took her phone and iPad, and put her in a room with no TV or radio. 

Then we see the video.

Jermaine is nervous as a cat, with lies and bullshyt on his face.   Janet is silent and stone faced.  And what is the reason for the random employee to be in the video?  “I’m here to show nobody is really under duress… I don’t even know wtf is goin’ on…”

WTF is goin’ on is, these broke fools all need money.  Randy and Jermaine’s grimy asses owe the same chickenhead (they so nasty…) rack$ in back child support.   The Jackson Tour wasn’t a big hit.  Janet ain’t had a hit lately…  Last I heard, Joe was an aspirin’ lounge lizard in Vegas. What the phuck is Rebbie doin’ in Arizona?

They broke. And all that plastic surgery is startin’ to fall…

Michael’s will was clear as a bell.  What part of, “Dont ask for a dime, I’m not givin’ you a dime, kick rocks” dont they understand? He didn’t even like y’all. They couldn’t even come to the house. Joe’s name wasn’t spoken there…

So while they hollarin’ about the greedy lawyers lyin’ and falsifyin’ the will, they know what every part of it means. But they also know that whoever has the kids, has the gold and makes the rules. That’s when the plan hatched.

Was the next step to have Miss Katherine ruled incompetent? Senile and too old to handle these kids? And then who did they think was gonna get the kids and the gold?

These kids would’ve showed they asses to the world, if some judge would’ve made them go anywhere but home… Paris let us know she was not with the bullshyt.

This is such a hot, crunchy mess. With roasted peanuts. I know the dirt on Mike’s grave is swirlin’ in the air…

Stripper + 14

Octomom tops the news this mornin’.  Nadya has a job!

Before we all get overheated, it’s only part time AND temporary, but it’s a gig nonetheless.

Nadya will be takin’ it off at T’s Lounge in West Palm Beach, Florida, July 11-14.  This is a temp job; Nadya is stirrin’ publicity for her soft-core porn tape she’s scheduled to release next month.

Nadya tryin’ to get that money. And she got the goods to do just that.

I’m not knockin’ her hustle. Everybody and they momma was on her helmet about takin’ care of her 14 kids, stressin’ that she applied for public assistance and be on the taxpayer’s dime. Well this isn’t on anybody but her…

Nadya might make a few dollars; curiosity will bring men AND women to that club just to say they were “there”.

Let’s just hope they make it rain.

Kimmy Kakes would be ‘amazing at holding office’: Mom

Kim Kardashian would be ‘amazing at holding office’, says mom…

http://o.j.www.nydailynews.com/gossip/kim-kardashian-amazing-holding-office-mom-kris-jenner-article-1.1069942?localLinksEnabled=false

These bobble heads. They never cease to amaze me. Kim runnin’ for any office is crazy to me.

What is supposed to happen when its time to balance a budget? Make a big congressional decision? Will they call in their entourage of stylists and makeup artists to handle it?

Dont they kno this is a Real Life Job and somebody might want her to kno a lil sumpthin’?

I can just imagine a city council meeting…

This Time It’s Raz…

“Explosive reports from Beijing, China. We have no joy in reporting
this, but Raz B formerly of the Band B2k is wanted in Beijing, China for
allegedly molesting a 15 year old boy. Sources claim that these charges stems
from an investigation that began on 3-12-2011 that involved a 15 year old boy
who alleged the singer both willingly and unwillingly engaged in sexual acts.
The report was leaked to us by an anonymous source (We are confident it was
Chris Stokes). The sordid 19 page affidavit claims the 25 year old singer
engaged in numerous sex acts included sodomy and “Urolagnia”

(what?).

(Source)

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How’s that for karma?

This boy needs Jesus…

SuperHead-The Tranny ReMix

Welp-  I knew it as gonna happen one day…
Remember Karrine ”SuperHead” Stephans, the video hoe who shot to fame outtin’ all the famous rappers and entertainment icons’ sexcapades in her bed?  Well get ready for-

(*drumroll*)

Timmy The Shimmy!   The book “‘I Rise – The Transformation of Toni Newman’ is previewed on Amazon.com.  And she  is namin’ names!

Dayumm homie! Lookin a lil ruff aint we?

“Timmy” is a transgender author who is about to put LL Cool J, Cee-lo’s freaky ass, and Eddie Murphy, to name a few,  on blast.

“LL Cool J was a one time encounter and very enjoyable.” (BUSTED!)

“Mister Cee picked me up and many others for the sole purpose of receiving oral sex. Mister Cee was obsessive about receiving good head and he was very verbal and very generous if you performed up to his expectations.” (BUSTED!)

“I never had an encounter with Eddie Murphy, but he was visiting 14th street late at night. I know at least five transgenders who did have sex with Eddie Murphy.  He was interested in the girl with the biggest male genitalia.” (BUSTED ALREADY!)

This mofo has taken and passed a lie detector test!

This is gonna rock the Black entertainment community (again!)

I can’t understand why a person feels they have to do all this ‘outtin’ of other people business.   This shyt is becomin’ a trend.  Kinda went on a roll when Tiger Woods bimbos started fallin’ out of the sky on his ass.

*I* will stay tuned!

...killin me!

The Crack Head DA

Wonder if they can do a lil somethin’ for lil cock-eyed Paris Hilton…

The Clark County DA that headed the case against Paris Hilton  and Bruno Mars when they got popped for coke possession, last year,  David Schubert, will be coolin’ his heels for in the jailhouse for a while.  He  was arrested his dayummm self  this weekend for allegedly buyin’ a rock of cocaine.

THIS is what stupid looks like-really

Sources-those wonderful big-mouthed magpies- say he was spotted pickin’ up another man, a Raymond Streeter, in his white Beamer in a hood known for dope dealin’.   They were followed to a crack house, Raymond jumps out, goes in, and then returns to the car.  A traffic stop turned up the rocks.

Then Ray starts singin’.  (Don’t they all when they assess are in the vise?)  He told 5-0 that this man that he knows as  “Joe” had him get him a 40-rock “several times a week.”

“I’m very disappointed to learn one of our prosecutors was allegedly buying rock cocaine.  This is an individual I placed a great deal of trust in by assigning him to a state and federal drug task force.   That said, he was arrested and he will be charged and prosecuted like any other individual.  We believe no one is above the law, including a deputy district attorney.”   -Clark County DA David Roger

To avoid conflict of interest  his case was turned over to the Nevada Attorney General.

So this mofo was standin’ up in court, talkin’ shyt tryin’ to hang Paris and Bruno, only to hit the pipe his dayumm self after court.

I wonder how he’ll like his room at the State Sponsored Resort Hotel (prison, Boo!) , while he’s on his lil ‘forced’ vacation?   If I were Paris and Bruno, I’d be there every day just to look in his face…

(**laffin my ass off!**)

That’s Entertainment, Folks!~

It just seems like these women get dumber and the men are just flat out idiots.   Heard thru the grapevine that Jesse “Cheatin’ Ass” James is engaged to be married.

To the freaky, tattooed jumpoff, Katherine Von Drachenberg (sound like a dayumm vampire…) alias “Kat Von D”.  

He says he fell in love with his best friend.  I guess this was while he was cheatin’ on his other ‘supposed’ best friend.

This is so stupid on all levels.  He’s a stupid lil man.  He had the best thing in the world in Sandra Bullock.  His first wifey was a convicted tax offender, and a porn star.   Then, on the very night she wins her first Oscar,  this p.o.s is busted choppin’  down this inked up, side show freak.

So what do they have?  HE cheated on his wifey, lyin’ all the way.  She has a man who Im sure she really doesnt trust, and is already a cheater, and once a “cheater always a cheater”.  SHE cheated with him, knowin’ he had a wifey and kids, helpin’ him lie and lyin’ with him.   So, he has a dishonest bytch who might not tell the truth and might just go out and get some on him. 

Prize catches.

I read somewhere a comment that Sandra was gonna be all ‘broke up’ about this.   Sandra dont give a f*ck.   She’s doin’ her and havin’ a ball at it, raisin’  her lil brown sugga.    She knows  the creep he is.   If she would have (for some insane reason) wanted him, she’d have him.  Kat’s  settlin for sloppy thirds…

We’ll see how long this shyt lasts.

(I guess) I hope they happy.

Now THAT’S Gangsta!~

'Tasia

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned“  Fantasia’s dumb ass is about to find that out the hard way- where it hurts the most: in her pockets.

Paula Cook is just that gangsta.

First of all, she slept with this woman’s man, her broom-jumped Baby Daddy, and then wanted to meet with her to ‘talk about it’.  Well wtf, then?

You freak a married man, swag so hard about it, you get the man’s name tattooed in a prominent area (collarbone) for all the world to see, grow super confident in your role as home wrecker and make a dayumm sex tape,  actually try to take your own life because of ‘unrequited love, to force Antwaun’s hand, or whatever the flickety- fluck the problem was, and you think the woman you played this fiddle for, is supposed to feel some level of sympathy for you??

A ‘source close to the situation’ (God, I love those anonymus, talkative people!) says ‘Tasia met with her bf’s ex-wifey on Nov. 1-for twelve hours (how can you talk to a mofo that long?  I’m sure they took bathroom and coffee breaks), and basically asked her to keep her business ‘out of her mouth and out of the courtroom’.   And then to top the shyt off, ‘Tasin offered her  a measly ass ‘as much as’ $100ThouWow to settle “durin’ mediation”.     To go away.   Like her marriage,  her feelings, her children’s future  - her life, came so cheap.   I’d be p.o’d too, at the audacity.

And she’s still datin’ him.  How ratched is that?  I wonder where his ass was during these lil “talks”?

We know they didn’t come to any type of agreement.  Not only is she still squeezin’ on her boo, ‘Tasia didnt want to own up to the fact that she knew the man was hooked up w/children when she started they lil fling.  (…and just why would that matter at this point??)  Wifey say she knew; separated is still married.  

Nobody budged.

Paula "Get That Money" Cook

So she’s about to take it to the streets, and push a civil suit against the American Idol Alumni turned Homewrecker.    NC is one of those states that recognises that “Alienation of Affection” law; the woman scorned can make that new piece pay for the failure of the marriage.   Paula is goin’ for the Full Nelson.   You can have him.   F*ck you, Pay Me.   Its nothin’.   I know it’s not her fault the man didn’t respect his wife and children enough not to cheat, but it is her fault she didn’t respect the family, the woman or herself, for that matter, enough not to cheat with him.  It’s a woman thing…   Its one thing to hear/find out/know that your man is cheatin; you can avoid runnin’ into them and  not socialize with ‘mutual friends’, but when its the highlife and splashed on every magazine and newspaper, websites and radio station, people are talkin about it, the humiliation cuts a lot deeper…

Antwuan "Dogmeat" Cook

They have another “meeting” scheduled for Nov. 22nd. 

I think that h3lla kinda cool, tho… Now, whoever made this law ‘prolly was truly scorned, been with that man maybe 30-somethin’ years, had a lot invested, a lot to lose.  She was what we can rightfully consider a Jealous Bytch.    But there should be some kind of consequence for walkin’ off with a woman’s life like that, and be ugly when you do it.   That’s a painful thing for a woman to go thru.  And SHE KNEW that man was married.   She tip-toed around with his ass till the shyt hit the fan.   He is a celebrity like her; shyt all over the news.  She broke up that woman’s family, and disrupted her kid’s lives.  Now the two of them are responsible for them comin’ from a broken home… That is just not cute.

Paula should clean up nicely, cashin’ in on Tasia’s dumb ass in the civil suit.  Dogmeat was (is?) a manager at a T-Mobile store.   So of course ‘Tasia came bearin’ gifts…  ‘Way to pick ‘em,  ’Tasia.

Mashonda, Swizz Dead-Ass Beatz ex-wifey should be diggin’ in Alicia Keyes pockets right now…  She f*cked on Swizz and conceived a baby while he was still married to Mashonda.   She’s in the same Homewrecker’s Club.

HEY! jmo…!

The ugly part is, after all this bs she is and will go thru with and because of this man, this story will end with him doin’ the same thing to her-movin’ on to the next one.    She’ll be played too.  It slays me that these woman really think that they are ‘the one’, and that he will treat her right, and never cheat on HER.  SHE’S his soulmate…they were meant to be. 

These bytches need medication and chasity belts…

“Swizz-a-Licia” Creates Life

According to sources (bossip n’ nem…), Alicia Keyes and Swizz  “The Mosquito” Beatz  gave birth late last night at New York’s St. Luke’s Roosevelt hospital .   Sources say the child is a baby boy and they did name that lil boy “Egypt “  Dauode Dean. 

(I’m kinda cool with the ‘Dean” part, but isn’t ‘Egypt” a girls name?  And what the h3ll is “Dauode”, and how do you say it?) )

 Baby conceived in sin and lies.   What a way to enter the universe.   Now we will see how SHE feels about one of Swizz’s other’ Baby Mama’s' tryin’  to convince her  ”Lil Egypt”  to call her ‘Mama’.

I wonder which gossip rag will get the “First Pics” and how much “Swizz-a-Licia” will sell them for…

Anywayz-congrats to the happy couple…

Meg, Meg, Meg…

“I Lied!”

Just to be clear:  I never endorsed you as Governor of California.  Granted,  we need to get Arnold’s sorry ass outta the mansion, but you aren’t the ‘replacement of choice’.  (But y’all both ugly than a mofo!)

Your plan to eliminate the capital gains tax for you and the rest of your rich cronies was a line of bullshyt to me, the rich still helpin’ the rich and leavin’  us po’ folks with our asses flailin’ in the wind…

Now we have this undocumented worker thingy.  (Sad that this would happen right when you thought you had the election in the bag, but hey-this is how politics work.)

I have a few questions for you:

1. This woman worked for you for 9 years. There was never a reason to review her papers?  Her history never came up between you and this ‘part of the family’ person?

2. I cannot and will not believe that this woman CAME TO YOU and told you she was illegal.  Illegals don’t go around “offerin’ up ” that info on the daily, just because they havin’ a pang of conscious.  Why do you think they run in droves when someone mentions “Immigration”?

3.  The 2003 letter.  How can you say that YOU never saw it?  Most ‘women of the house’ see and touch everything that comes through their homes.  And business-people such as yourself check their mail daily.  You THAT important you don’t read your own mail?

4.  Now that the letter has been produced with your Hubby’s writin’ on it, (This after he stood next to you and agreed with you that NEITHER of you saw this letter) are you goin’ to say (and expect American to believe,) that HE DIDNT read it, and simply passed it to Nikki to ‘follow-up’ on?   Because he wanted to make sure she ‘got her social security benefits?   Such a letter did not make him suspect there was a ‘problem with her information’??

5.  Did you pay any payroll taxes for this employee??   That’s a ‘ripe’ question right  now…

6. If you were so surprised, shocked and appalled when this woman ‘supposedly’ came to you and told you she was illegal, why would you make a statement like this:

‘I cannot help you and do not say anything to my children. I will tell them you already have a new job and that you want to go to school and from now on, you don’t know me and I do not know you. You have never seen me and I have never seen you. Do you understand me?’”

Of course, all this right before your announcing your run for Arnold’s job.

This puts a big stain on that supposedly pristine image of yours.  You beat the bushes on illegal immigration,  yet diggin’ in the pot from the other end.  How hypocritical.  Thats’ par for the course with Republican gang members.

I don’t know why your camp is tryin’ to paint Jerry Brown  and the Dems as the villains, and that this is a smear campaign.  YOUR THE ONE who put immigration reform at the top of your campaign list, and YOUR THE ONE who had the illegal Mexican workin’ for you.  For NINE years!   It’s just ‘unfortunate’ that you got busted *thisclose* to the election, and a shot of good luck for the Brown camp and the Dems that you did.

Sounds kinda admirable for you to offer to take a lie-detector test, but realistically that’s just window dressin’.    How well will you do when you  AND YOU HUSBAND have already lied?  

First: “Neither my husband or I received such a letter.”
Now:  “I honestly do not recall receiving this letter”

You got caught,  plain and simple.  You and your hubby were fully informed and fully understood there was a problem with this woman’s documentation, and CHOSE to do nothin’.    Maybe you didn’t think you HAD to do anything.  That it would just go away…   Now its bitin’ you in your baggy, saggy ass.

I would stay away from the polygraph thingy if I were you…