MagPie Madness-WTF?

This magpie just wont shut up, will she? Arent her 15 mins of fame up?  Dayumm!  Not yet??

Sarah Palin’s dippy ass was on the couch denegatin’ Obama because he had Common, The ‘Conscious Rapper’ to the WH for a poetry readin’.

Now I have a problem with that.

First off she is actin’ all stereotypical with this thug shyt.   All rappers and hip-hop artists are evidently thugs and menaces to society, in her eyes. That’s not the truth.  To me,  Common has never been a thug. They mad because way back in the day Common did a bit on Def Poetry Jam gettin at Bush’s dumb ass for takin us to Iraq for no clear reason and never findin’  those supposed Weapons of Mass Destruction he was hollarin’ about.    Tellin’ the truth.  Karl Rove’s shingles-havin’ ass was mad because he had on a wig while recitin’ the poetry.  (He’s just an idiot…)

Come on, folks.

These people just won’t stop, will they? This degenerate bytch is only tryin’ to extend her 15, by comin’ out in the news with this bullshyt.  Reality wise: this is a Black Man,  and he might like some dayumm rap music.  Did anybody start talkin’ shyt when Dubya blasted the C&W? No.  And this mofo invited the original  “F*ck The Police”  thug- Eazy E to the house to dinner!  So wtf is the problem?

Common is not a thug.  If the chicken head would take the time to listen to his shyt (tho she reportedly knows all the words to ‘Rapper’s Delight’!~), she would know he doesn’t rap about bling and bs; he talks on the social issues and things that affect his world and life…

Me?   I’m thinkin’  that she so heated that Obama brought it home and solidified his bid to the WH (she skerred!) with the capture and demise of Osama Bin Laden, that she just had to come out with the hater-ade goblet. (Nobody is listenin’ to Karl’s old ass…)

This magpie needs to get over three things:  One: Obama beat you and the old man, Crotchety-Ass McCain for the seat, so what?  It’s a wrap.  Two: He did that, Boo!  You can’t change that.  Osama is really dead we aint releasin the pic ’cause you say so.  It’s a wrap.  Third-and most importantly Boo: Your 15 are really and truly up (no-for real tho), blend into the furniture.  Again-It’s a wrap.

Her and her Tea Party/Conservative ‘thugs’ are again doin’  the obvious.  Lobbin’  veiled attacks aimed at Bam for any- and everything he does or says.  Regardless of how stupid it is.  Case in point: Donald Trump’s hairless ass.

When will this stop, if ever?  I think with the election of history’s first Black President, America has really warped into a nation of  ignorant people…

*jmo-   And Common is  fine as h3ll in this video!~

That’s Gangsta!~ Pt. 2

What's my mofo'n name!

As more and more facts come out about Osama Bin Laden’s murkin’, Obama looks better and better to me (as if he wasn’t already shinin’…*)

Basically: Bam just came out as gangsta as he could get, (bein’ the Prez n’ all…) against all the stupid criticism that has been goin’ on since the man took office in 2008.   He’s was always suave and sophisticated; ignorin; the bs and handlin’ his business regardless of whatever the bobble-heads were babblin’ about.

I don’t have to tell y’all about the sudden eruption of the Tea Party, the over abundance of racist and threatenin’ images, articles, and posts all over the web about our Editor in Chief, the name-callin’.   Baldy and the Birther Bullshyt (which was quickly smoked).  Racist groups threatened and still threaten his very life, simply because he was elected POTUS.   There was a whole billboard erected with a pic of Obama supposedly dead with the caption, “Who Killed Barack?”   How funky can they get…

Yeah, there is a lot of shyt swirlin’ about the ‘timeliness’ of his announcement and whether there was some kind of cover-up, covert conspiracy to mislead the public.  That’s just the bullshyters still bulshytin’…  If he DID delay the announcement, so what?  WTF does Mr. & Mrs. Average Joe Blow need to know about plans to blow this mofo up?   My theory is it was a good thing; if he has somehow  stupidly annouced “We goin’ to kick Osama’s ass!“, the press would have had that shyt all over the wire, Osama would have been somehow warned, and got away again.

I ain’t mad at him.

We saw a new Barack; he’s not takin’ no more shyt like he took in the past.  Shyt is serious, he’s got more important things to do (he told y’all), and that’s what that is about.  First roastin’  Trump’s bald-headed ass, (first ‘Crip Walk’ thru the b.s) and then when he announced they had Osama’s ass, his true O.G. came out.  He attitude was no non-sense, “F*ck U, Kiss my ass, I’m runnin’ this, and what?”

He told America he was on the case since August, and played his hand close to the vest till he knew it was time.  Really, why contact and alert the press and the public?  The big-mouth press, Tea Partiers and Rethuglicans chantin’ bullshyt would have ruined all of this.  We would still be lookin’ for this insane mofo.

Then we have those who have their heels dug in the sand tryin’, to discredit Bam at every turn. They are sayin’  Osama is not dead and this is some type of elaborate ruse perped by the Prez and his cohorts.  And as always, they don’t ‘think it through’.   Just HOW could he perpetrate such an elaborate ruse?  Wouldn’t he have to have hundreds of people in on it with him?  Pakistan? The Seals who went over there and got his ass? The innocent man in the mountains on his laptop?  Come on, son.  Face Reality.

America gotta love him!   I can’t think of ONE thing a ReThuglican/Tea Pariter/Conserv/Independent/WTFEver Presidential opponent could ever bring to the table to top this.  OBAMA TOOK OUT OSAMA!  How much f*n’ greater can he get?

To me,  this solidifies his position in the WH in 2012, and maybe beyond. He told you what he was could do, planned to do, yet wasn’t given enuff time to even marinate in the fact that he was actually the POTUS, let alone solve a problem.

Well -wtf do you call this?   A problem well solved,  even if ‘they’ have say so themselves!~

Obama/Biden are in for 2012.  And it’s not just this; it’s the fact that with this, Obama has shown the naysayers that he is about it, and all that shyt they talkin’ is just that.  Shyt.  No matter how much they hate, investigate, procrastinate, instigate, and regurgitate, they wont win.  The best thing is to congratulate and try to f*ckn’ participate.  Its inevitable…   They can’t touch him now.  (Thought they will continue to try!)

A Black Man just might rule the world!~ 

I said it first!~

Getcha Gangsta On!~

These are simply outrageous. But if you want to make sure a mofo know where u stand when it comes to your ‘gangsta‘, some cosmetic props might help.

Brass Knuckles for heels. Who'da thunk it??

keepin' with the brass knuckles 'motif'...

Dont forget to complete the ensemble with the matchin’ purse and umbrella- brass knuckles included.

The perfect accessory for that 'hard-core' mofo...

I think this shyt is hot. I wouldn’t be able to fathom how a person stands, let alone walks around, in these shoes. But I have to give it to the creator- they h3lla cute! (Tho back in the day, I would have had my ass tip-toe n’ cute in those mofos!) Nonetheless, they rate a strong 11+ in my book!~

Pants on the Ground? Go to Jail!

This really AINT cute...

Lawd- if this don’t just beat the brakes off it all. 

A man was in a Memphis Wal-Mart doin’ his Black Friday thing’, when an off-duty police officer moonlightin’ as a security guard,  ’instructed him to pull up his pants.   Granted,  the man was saggin‘.   It’s not a fashion statement I agree with, but I don’t knock nobody’s hustle.   If you want to wear your pants like that and look stupid, do so.   And if you don’t like it, don’t look.

Normally I would say some nosey-ass, no life havin’, menopausal females had ‘complained’ that his pants were too low and they didn’t like the looks of his red (oh lawd) underwear.   But when you can see the imprint of his ass and the ‘family jewels’ clear as day, we do have a problem.

Dude, Mario Bernard Johnson, pulled ‘em up and continued on with his lil shoppin’  spree.  Later on, when he appeared in the checkout line, his jewels and ass were again on display.   So he didn’t do what he was told.   From there,  it was a lot of loud talkin’, finger pointin’, and profanity which ended in his dumb ass goin’ down for indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.

Shyt is an actual crime in Flint MI!

Dummy.  All he had to do was pull up his pants or just left the store. 

I guess he could consider himself lucky.  One dude was shot dead in his’ exposed’  ass by a man who asked him to not show his undies…

But why arrested?  I’ve seen chicken heads with all the thong showin’ out the top of those low riser pants.  Blouses and tops cuts deeper than J-Lo’s 2005  green Versace she wore to the BET Awards.  Or with a mini skirt on so short, when they take a breath, ass cheeks appear and  goodies are exposed.     But they aren’t goin’ to jail…      Then again I guess it depends on where you are, if people complain (or lust) enough, and if there is a disgruntled off-duty police officer around.

Joe the Plumber better watch his but crack -literally.

Now THAT’S Gangsta!~

'Tasia

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned“  Fantasia’s dumb ass is about to find that out the hard way- where it hurts the most: in her pockets.

Paula Cook is just that gangsta.

First of all, she slept with this woman’s man, her broom-jumped Baby Daddy, and then wanted to meet with her to ‘talk about it’.  Well wtf, then?

You freak a married man, swag so hard about it, you get the man’s name tattooed in a prominent area (collarbone) for all the world to see, grow super confident in your role as home wrecker and make a dayumm sex tape,  actually try to take your own life because of ‘unrequited love, to force Antwaun’s hand, or whatever the flickety- fluck the problem was, and you think the woman you played this fiddle for, is supposed to feel some level of sympathy for you??

A ‘source close to the situation’ (God, I love those anonymus, talkative people!) says ‘Tasia met with her bf’s ex-wifey on Nov. 1-for twelve hours (how can you talk to a mofo that long?  I’m sure they took bathroom and coffee breaks), and basically asked her to keep her business ‘out of her mouth and out of the courtroom’.   And then to top the shyt off, ‘Tasin offered her  a measly ass ‘as much as’ $100ThouWow to settle “durin’ mediation”.     To go away.   Like her marriage,  her feelings, her children’s future  - her life, came so cheap.   I’d be p.o’d too, at the audacity.

And she’s still datin’ him.  How ratched is that?  I wonder where his ass was during these lil “talks”?

We know they didn’t come to any type of agreement.  Not only is she still squeezin’ on her boo, ‘Tasia didnt want to own up to the fact that she knew the man was hooked up w/children when she started they lil fling.  (…and just why would that matter at this point??)  Wifey say she knew; separated is still married.  

Nobody budged.

Paula "Get That Money" Cook

So she’s about to take it to the streets, and push a civil suit against the American Idol Alumni turned Homewrecker.    NC is one of those states that recognises that “Alienation of Affection” law; the woman scorned can make that new piece pay for the failure of the marriage.   Paula is goin’ for the Full Nelson.   You can have him.   F*ck you, Pay Me.   Its nothin’.   I know it’s not her fault the man didn’t respect his wife and children enough not to cheat, but it is her fault she didn’t respect the family, the woman or herself, for that matter, enough not to cheat with him.  It’s a woman thing…   Its one thing to hear/find out/know that your man is cheatin; you can avoid runnin’ into them and  not socialize with ‘mutual friends’, but when its the highlife and splashed on every magazine and newspaper, websites and radio station, people are talkin about it, the humiliation cuts a lot deeper…

Antwuan "Dogmeat" Cook

They have another “meeting” scheduled for Nov. 22nd. 

I think that h3lla kinda cool, tho… Now, whoever made this law ‘prolly was truly scorned, been with that man maybe 30-somethin’ years, had a lot invested, a lot to lose.  She was what we can rightfully consider a Jealous Bytch.    But there should be some kind of consequence for walkin’ off with a woman’s life like that, and be ugly when you do it.   That’s a painful thing for a woman to go thru.  And SHE KNEW that man was married.   She tip-toed around with his ass till the shyt hit the fan.   He is a celebrity like her; shyt all over the news.  She broke up that woman’s family, and disrupted her kid’s lives.  Now the two of them are responsible for them comin’ from a broken home… That is just not cute.

Paula should clean up nicely, cashin’ in on Tasia’s dumb ass in the civil suit.  Dogmeat was (is?) a manager at a T-Mobile store.   So of course ‘Tasia came bearin’ gifts…  ‘Way to pick ‘em,  ’Tasia.

Mashonda, Swizz Dead-Ass Beatz ex-wifey should be diggin’ in Alicia Keyes pockets right now…  She f*cked on Swizz and conceived a baby while he was still married to Mashonda.   She’s in the same Homewrecker’s Club.

HEY! jmo…!

The ugly part is, after all this bs she is and will go thru with and because of this man, this story will end with him doin’ the same thing to her-movin’ on to the next one.    She’ll be played too.  It slays me that these woman really think that they are ‘the one’, and that he will treat her right, and never cheat on HER.  SHE’S his soulmate…they were meant to be. 

These bytches need medication and chasity belts…

Bangin’ Online?

Ole-skool crime meets new technology.  Gang members in NY are using Twitter to organize street fights and other shady dealin’s. 

One investigator recently warned that the fortification of OMG and LOL has been infiltrated by violent crews waging turf wars. Investigators did a basic search for OYG ( Original Young Gangsters, a crew started on Twitter!) or Jeff Mobb, a gang based in the Jefferson Houses in East Harlem, and found this exchange: “I knoe bitches from oyg that would dead mob yah s–t in harlem,” (one girl wrote in a series of tweets tryin to call out a rival for a fight.)

Twitter helped volunteers at a local outreach center stop a street war, after they saw the Get Money Boys, based in the St. Nicholas Houses on W. 127 St., NY, exchanging threats with Goodfellas and The New Dons, based just a few blocks north. “They were threatening to go and hurt two people,” said the director,who sent staff out to find the tweeters.

Police are on it tho.  Story I read says that, thru monitorin’ Twitter (and Myspace!), they have managed to head off a few incidents that could have been major, and continue to beef up their own technolgy and awareness about whats happenin’ on these sites.   Task forces are using the social networking sites as a crime-fightin’ tool.   Sorta like they did with the perverted child molestors (I guess these will end up as episodes of Cops eventually…)

Lawd.  They gang-bangin’ online now.  What is the world really comin’ to?

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