The Shyt Is Gettin’ Crucial…

First off let me say a big WAZ UP to all my readers (minions) who follow my insane blatherin’!    How the hell are ya?

Me – Well things are gettin a lil easier.   Folks,  I been in true turmoil since I set foot in Texas.  I’m almost wishin’ I had follow some sage advice and kept my ass in Cali.

(To The Sage:  Yeah – you told me so…)

The madness started almost immediately.  First, my baby Kula just hatted up on the third day.  I guess things were so different going from just me, her, and Kela to now THREE screamin’  three-year-old and Spongebob blarin’  in the background all the time.  She is skittish any way;  I think in real life that cat would have been on Xanax.  I guess I kinda knew it would take extra work to blend her crazy ass into this situation…     I miss her a lot; still.   I don’t think anything happened to her.  In my heart I truly believe she’s ‘prolly at home with a smaller, quieter, less crazy family. 

Next bomb on the horizon:    The movers who shipped my furniture and shyt, Cali Movers, Inc,  hiked the final price up on me, literally while it was on the road.  I negotiated a payment plan after “exhaustin’ all of my options” (translation: Nobody I asked would help a sista out.)     Now when its time to actually make these payments, I can’t reach these people at all- phone goes to voicemail and no one answers the emails.    So while I still make these useless calls and send these emails no one is gonna answer, I’m  tryin’  to wrap my head around the fact  that I have lost my whole life in this truck…    clothes and all.    This included – *gasp*- my computer. 

**Sigh**

And  the next  issue:  The livin’  arrangement and situation aint what it was lookin’  like, and to save my dayumm self and my one remainin’ cat  Kela,  I am hopefully makin’  my OWN livin’  arrangements happen this weekend.   That way,  I KNOW what the  fluck is goin’ on and whats bein’ paid and whats not and there will not be any notices tacked to any doors I have the keys to.   I wont  be sittin’ in the dark at any moment or stealin’ water from the neighbor.  I  goin’ back to  what I know to be ‘normal‘.

The Ultimate Issue:  In the midst of all this madness, my beloved father Theodore Hickerson Jr. closed his gorgeous brown eyes for the last time on Oct 21st.    I get a blind call in the early hours of that date tellin’  me the “plug was pulled”.  I didn’t even know he was sick, let alone in the hospital on his deathbed,  Also in that call his wifey,  Marilyn The Wicked Witch of Texas informed me she was cremating my father.  In a family full of Baptist pastors, there was not funeral.  I never even got to say goodbye.      I’m still tryin’ to absorb it all.

God did bless me with a piece of job that seems to be stable for the moment; enough for me to venture out on all the above   I’m askin’ my people to pray for me that these plans I’m makin’  will come to fruition.  

I’m too dayumm old for all this shyt…

dGb!

The Coldest Pimp Ever…

Thought I’d seen it all…

Nope.

Bein addicted to drugs is a cold ass life.  Those drugs talk to you and tell you to put more money on the altar, and you do what you have to, to comply.   Heroin and Cocaine are the only ‘white girls’ I know pimpin’.   And I thought Id seen it all when it came to what folks come up with to pay the girls off.

Havin’  been addicted at one point in my life -Thank God for a good program, supportive family and friends, and God lookin’ out for a girl, I’m here today (*knocks on wood*)- I came up with some doozies myself, but nothin’ that hurts other people or even remotely this elaborate. 

This Angie Boyd person is the “it all” we’ve  been lookin’ for.

The Moose

She faked the death of her daughter.   Even threw a whole funeral, complete with ashes in an urn, a ‘special ‘blankie’, and, of course, a donation box.    She was lookin’ to get donations from the people who came to mourn her child’s death.

This Slug told people that her daughter, (who lives in Iowa, and is very much alive,  ‘prolly shocked and very p.o’d) had been raped and murdered by her own father (that’s puttin it on a lil thick…)

I m already thinkin’  somethin’  is fishy-wouldnt the fam have been told about this before the big day?  Would they have been consulted about the cremation?   Did anyone think to call Iowa and see if somethin’  had happened?

Her brother, Brian LaMaster, snitched her out at the funeral. I guess he was thinkin’  the same thing; somethin isnt right here.   (He also confirmed she’s addicted to heroin.)   He waited till she got done with her lil fake-ass emotional speech,  and then actually stood up in the church , with all those people sittin there cryin’ and snifflin’, and told those them it was all bullshyt.

It was the toughest thing I have ever had to do get up and admit that my sister’s a fraud and that she’s lying to these people and taking advantage of them.   How can you do that?”

Angie’s lyin’ ass left the ‘services‘ and hasn’t been seen since.  The church is considerin pressin’ charges.   Oh, and the ashes in the urn?  They belonged to Angie and Brian’s mother, who died 4 yrs ago.  (I bet she’s cryin in heaven right now…)

She’ll surface tho.
The Pimp has to be paid.

 

Ambulance Chasers- Ready? Set. Go!

I wondered how long it would take.   America is a litigatin’ country, aint it?   People see a lawsuit in the smallest thing.

Six (greedy) people (four adults and two children) on that Greyhound bus that was involved in that terrible  accident a few days ago,  are already suing the carrier, claimin’ the bus driver “did not fulfill his duty to transport the passengers safely“.  

They claim he was drivin’ reckless and speedin’, rushin’ ’cause the bus was runnin’ late.   They also claim he announced  “they were 20 or 30 minutes behind and that he would make up that time.”     They want the company to pay damages to those injured or killed in the crash or their relatives.  He’s dead but he’s named in the suit as well. 

Getthafluckouttahere!

If I’m not mistaken, wasnt it surmised that the driver of the SUV that as sittin’  sidways in the road was the cause of the crash?  So why are they suin’ Greyhound?  Even tho these cretins have included the SUV driver (18-year-old Sylvia Lopez Garay, who also died-and had been drinkin’) and the driver of the other car, Elsabeth Giorgis, they have set their greedy sights on the bus company.   Her  (Elsabeth’s) lawyer is contendin’ that she was forced off the road by the bus, and supports  this suit.  They all ‘prolly think they got a better shot at a payday with Greyhound.   They got the bread.

One ambulance-chasin’ mouthpiece is reppin’ all six.  I bet he already countin’  his money…

The Greedy Guts could wait till the Highway Patrol finishes its investigation, which could take up to 120 days…   Wouldnt it be ironic if the report does not blame Greyhound, but the driver of the SUV?   Where would they little case stand then?   The girl (and her two passengers) is dead, and came from a workin’ class family that is takin’ donations to just bury her; I doubt they gonna have the millions they gonna sue for…

Here’s another turnin’ worm to keep an eye on…

Gold Diggin’ For Nuthin’?

I spent the bread. Kiss my ass!

We all know there is a legal battle of the wits, with folks tryin’ to get they hands on Gary Coleman’s Dead Man’s Bread. 

 There is the Ex-Wifey a.k.a Chicken Head, Shannon Price, who although she was divorced from the lil dude at the time of his death, is now claimin’ rights to all that is Gary.  She claims they planned to remarry, altho I dont know what the fugg that means to anything…

Then theres Dion Mial, the former manager , the one who is listed in his 1999 will.   “I wholeheartedly believe there was foul play here. There are criminal intentions relative to Gary’s death.”  

I do too, boo.  That’s just what that is. 

Another will has surfaced.  a  2007 (handwritten one!) will, that names Chicken Head as the one gettin’ all the gold.   A mouthpiece for Gary’s former girlfriend, Anna Gray,  filed documents with the court Friday, saying she was named in a 2005 will.    The plot just keeps gettin’ thicker.

His adoptive parents are involved too  tho, he settled a lawsuit with them in ’93 for trickin off his money.   They want custody of his ‘remains’, and estate.    Chicken Head’s  parents (who did paid interviews within hours of his death!) are even involved, claimin’ they were such a happy family, and that they should get the ashes to take them on a “train tour“.    They claim that this would be an ‘appropriat’e memorial since he was so in love with model trains.   This is what he wanted.

But right now,  we’re just hoping and praying as a family that we can get those ashes because we are Gary’s family and Gary was a part of our family. We do want those ashes with us so we can do some of the things he wanted done.”

Bull-hockey.  That’s Chicken Head’s daddy Dale talkin’.  Hmmm….  And I wonder how much the price of admission will be…

Given the fact that this Chicken Head pulled the plug on ‘Arnold’ within 24 hrs of him goin’ into a coma, altho his med directive said he wanted to be kept alive for 15 days, and that ONLY in the event the coma was irreversible, should he be unplugged.  TWO doctors had to come to that conclusion.  

I’m still not really sure she had the legal right to unplug him, she was aware of that document and what it said.    And then she’s sellin’ death bed pics….   But this might all be for nuthin’ anyway.

We know lil man wasn’t really workin’ that much in the last days, and had been sued by a few folks.  And he owes a lot to doctors and hospitals at an estimate of $150-200 Thou-wow.    He’s always had issues with his kidneys and did dialysis 3x a week, and had major heart surgery in November and lived in a hospice for a while.   There might go all the money.

It’s a shame; the lil guy felt vultures nippin’ at him in life and they still tryin to chew on his ass in death.

All the posturin’ and makin moves, and all the winner might get is the ashes. 

 They might get to kiss his ass after all.

The Gary Coleman Show

The way I'd like to remember him...

The Gary Coleman Show:  The independent atty appointed to oversee Gary Coleman’s property and cremation said there will be no funeral services for the lil dude.

Robert Jeff was named special administrator of Coleman’s estate Monday by a UT judge, after a dispute between the Gary’s ex-wife Shannon Price, and ex-girlfriend Anna Gray.

Accordin’ to Gary’s 2005 will, there will be no services.    The 1999 will named Dion Mial as special admin, but he withdrew that petition.  His attorney said the 2005 will (which names Anna) takes precedence since it is more recent. 

Shannon has a ‘handwritten note” from 2007 that names her sole heir. 

For now his remains and property will be ‘securely stored’ till a final determination in made on an executor.   He could be cremated as early as this afternoon. 

In other developments: Gary wanted life support.     In a Living Will obtained by TMZ, under the heading “Instructions for Health Care“, Gary had checked the box for  ‘Choice to Prolong Life’ which states: “I want my life to be prolonged as long as possible ( for at least 15 days, according to the document)  within the limits of generally accepted health care standards.”   ( The other option, ‘Choice Not to Prolong Life’, was left unchecked.)

Not only that, two of Gary’s closest friends-Dion Mial and Todd Bridges, claim they begged Shannon not to turn off his life support.

Why isnt anyone investigation this broad?  Everything she has done since this man ‘accidently fell’ and  then she pulls the plug a day or so later?  The handwritten will?  All this  is totally suspicious to me? And now this? 

I’m jus’ sayin’….

The Gary Coleman News…

...the way I'd like to remember him.

Now I’m always thinkin’ some shyt, and today is no different. 

I’ve been readin’ and watchin’ The Gary Coleman News these last days, especially the fact that Wifey IS NOT mentioned in the will.   So I’m wonderin’ if Wifey knew this before she kicked his ass and threw him down those stairs?  

Now that his 1999 will, filed in Utah,  names a friend and former manager, Dion Mial,  as executor of his estate and doesn’t even mention Miss Shannon, if she did  that might be all for nothing. 

The will was drawn before he met and married Miss Shannon, but she feels like she should have action at his bread.   This chick is already talkin’ to lawyers…  Wow.   She claims “Gary would have wanted her to have everything,”  And claims she has 2007 will sayin’ that.  (Part of the plan?)   

Ok they were divorced, but still livin’ together (Wow-the police would be there every night if that were me!).  She was named in the health directive.    She’s the one order the plug pulled.  .

:: I sometimes think, that was a hasty decision…::

The will also order that he be cremated after a wake “conducted by people who had no financial ties to the him, who can look each other in the eyes and say they really cared personally for Gary Coleman, “  (Tryin’ to shake the haters!).  

He also wanted none of the paparazzi, that followed every legal, financial, health and marriage problems through his adult life,  to be allowed to attend.  (Guess he felt they had enough pics and print on him; let him ride this last trip out on his own…)

“I direct my personal representative to permit no members of the press to be present at my wake or funeral,” —Gary Coleman 

People are already sayin’ she’s tryin’ to profit off his death and the publicity it has created.  Not to mention the bytch sold his deathbed photos to The Globe-one of the biggest rags in circulation!- for $10Racks (Thou-wow!) , but claims to NOT know how they got published.  A leak?  BITCH how you gonna claim a leak and YOU IN THE PIC??  ( I refuse to post that awful pic.  How disrespectful!) 

Reports say his main asset is his $315,000 home in Utah-(how a negro pick UTAH,  of all places to settle in?  And with a White woman at that?).   And after his medical and funeral bill get paid, sounds like aint much left…  

The drama begins. 

Po’ thang. 

Looks like he’s not gettin’ any peace in death, either…

Dee Dee Moore Arrested!~

<~~~Dorice ”Dee Dee” Moore was arrested today and charged as “an accessory after the fact” to first-degree murder and “trying to conceal” the murder of missing lotto winner Abraham Shakespeare.

(::wtf???  when are they gonna break down and charge this bia for killin’ this man??? all the evidence is there; if she didn’t do it she dayumm sho’ kno and ordered/paid someone to do it!! there are others…::)

She claims she didn’t kill him, yet cannot explain how his body ended up buried under 5 ft of cement in her (& and her greasy boyfriend’s) backyard.

Detectives said Abe was killed on April 6 or 7, 2009, at a home in a rural town east of Tampa. He was buried at the home next door, which according to property records, was purchased by Moore and listed in the name of her greasy bf.

There are also reports that she has been shoppin’ for someone to ‘take the rap’ for the murder for $50,000.    This chick is unbelievable.    Investigators say she also told another ‘unnamed witness’ to dig up the body and move it.    The clear signs of a desperate person…

They claim she showed the person where the body was buried on Jan. 25 and provided a pickup truck to transport it, along with bleach and plastic sheeting.    This prompted the diggin’ of the yard where he was eventually found.

This is the beginnin’ of a lot of b*s.  I hope it’s just a matter of time before they charge this bytch with 1st degree murder or at least conspiracy to commit…

because there are others…

Meanwhile Abraham Shakespeare’s family will  finally say their goodbyes first on Friday with a wake, and on Saturday, his funeral will be at New Bethel Church (Lakeland FL) at 1 p.m.

Condolences…

Tyler Perry’s mother,  Willie Maxine Perry died on Tuesday.   She was 64. 

Condolences to Tyler for the loss of his mother.   I still have both my parents, and just wouldn’t know what to do, if one of them wasn’t around all of a sudden.   And right before Xmas.   Poor thing.

Let’s keep him in our prayers…

UPDATE: SHANIYA’S LIL BODY HAS BEEN FOUND!

 

♦UPDATE, UPDATE!  Nov 18, 2009 :  THIS CHICKENHEAD IS IN JAIL & PREGNANT!  WHAT DO U THINK THEY SHOULD DO WITH THIS BABY?♦

♦UPDATE , UPDATE, UPDATE!  NOV. 19, 2009:   MARIO MCNEILL IS BEING CHARGED WITH 1ST DEGREE MURDER AND 1ST DEGREE  RAPE OF A CHILD-BOND REVOKED!♦

♦UPDATE, AGAIN!  NOV. 22, 2009: THOUSANDS GATHER TO  SAY GOODBYE  TO LIL SHANIYA  ♦

DAYUMM! DAYUMM! DAYUMM!    They found this lil baby’s body today!  I am so hurt…  I was so hopin’, in some insane way, she was found alive; bruised but alive…

She was found off a heavily wooded road in a rural area this afternoon.  I  was at work when I heard.  I guess it pays not to cruise the net while at work; I was on a call when I read that she was found dead.  

I couldn’t even finish my call.

Police say they received “information from a credible source” and that is what led them to Walker Road, where the child’s remains were buried amid a thick tangle of brush, downed branches and trees.       She was about 100 ft off the road southeast of Sanford in central NC.   They’re not discussin’ the condition of her body or how they think she died…thats bad.

They have her flucked-up ass mother, Antoinette, and this Mario McNeill, who was seen on video in a hotel with the gurl time stamped at 6:11 AM- 42 minutes BEFORE  her lyin’ ass moma supposedly reported her missing at roughly 5:30 AM.     This fool admits to kidnappin’ her but will not plead guilty, his attorney says. 

They got a lot of explainin’ to do now, fa sho’, now that her lil broken body has been found.     I just know when the details come out- IF they come out,- will be gruesome.      Like I said, he prolly took that lil gurl to that hotel, flucked on her, and then killed her to keep her from tellin’ anyone (besides her sorry ass momma). 

The father is a mess ’bout now.  He was raisin this lil gurl and let her go to her mother, givin her a chance to raise her child.  I bet he regrets lettin’ her go now…po’ thang.  He will live with that guilt for the rest of his life, tho there was no way he would’ve known…all he tried to do was the right thing.

THIS BITCH SOLD HER CHILD INTO SEXUAL SLAVERY!!!   And the cretin who bought her aint no better.   I wonder if they sat up there and concocted that story before he took her to the telly?  Sounds like some dope is involved.  What else is a mofo doin’ up at 5 in the  morning. ‘comin’ up with a plan’?  HE prolly had the dope, and she prolly smoked up a lotta credit, and this is the plan hatched to pay him off.  How the fluck do you get to givin’ your 5-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER to a GROWN-ASS man to ‘pay your debt”?  Why didn’t SHE fluck him? (unless he asked for the baby…) 

She showed no emotion in court today.

They so sick.  I hope they both burn in h3ll for this.

Goin’ Home in Style~

90-year-old Lonnie Holloway was buried in the front seat of his car along with his most prized possessions, his guns. Hundreds showed up from all over to see Lonnie Holloway and his 1973 Pontiac Catalina.

This day will be burned in our memories for years and years to come because ‘us’ ain’t never seen nothing like this before,” said the pastor at the burial.

Hundreds showed up to Rock Hill Baptist Church to witness his last wish, to be buried in his 1973 Pontiac Catalina.

“He was a unique individual. He said when he died, he didn’t want to leave his guns here because somebody might take them and shoot somebody, so he took them with him,” said Lonnie’s cousin Johnny McCloud.
Family members say when Lonnie’s wife died two years ago, he made the decision to do a first for the town: be buried next to his wife in his car, with his guns.

Lonnie’s friend and barber of more than 15 years, Charlie Daniel, says his burial is no surprise. “I thought he was kidding, really, but he decided to do it, and when he says he’s going to do something, then he’d do it,” said Daniel.

While some family members say they did the burial because they knew it was Mr. Holloway’s last wish, others say they disagreed but went along because they knew it’s what he wanted.

“I don’t like it but he told me a long time ago. He said ‘Sallie Mae, I’m going to be buried in my car.’ I said ‘Holloway, don’t make me ashamed’ and he said ‘If that’s going to make you ashamed, you’re going to have to be ashamed.’ I hope he made it,” said Lonnie’s sister Sallie Harris.

And as the last truck leaves, one man’s wish begins: spending eternity with what he loved the most, his wife and his car.
“That’s what you call going home, he’s being sent home the proper way,” said McCloud.

After the car was put in the ground, it was covered with a concrete slab to keep the the guns and the car from being stolen. It is said he left his home to his dog. Well. STFU.

I thought this was just sweet!
You can actually see him sittin up in there with his brim on ‘ret ta go’~ I think he just got to do what he wanted to do, and left here just like he wanted to. He had his woman, his car, and his guns. What else did he need?
Bless his lil heart.*