This is Kylie Eastman. She wont be winnin’ any Mother of the Year awards too soon…
This Bytch, who has a very serious drinkin’ problem, is sittin’ in the hoosegow for gettin her 5 yr old sloppy drunk on home-made hooch.
The boy’s father comes in, found this bytch standin’ in the kitchen cheerin’ the boy on, while he downed more shots! He snatched up the alcohol and called the folks. When the 5-0 got there, the lil boys was makin’ strange noises and walkin’ into walls. The hospital clocked a 0.09 BAC. They believe it was home-made brandy, 44% proof!
WHAT SHE SAID:
‘He likes his alcohol and asked me for a drink, and I told him, “Well OK, just one.”
What, Bytch??? So that’s it??? That’s all it took to pass a baby a shot glass of jet fuel??? What was she thinkin? Or was she thinkin at all? I don’t think so… Lil 5 yr old bodies can’t handle that much alcohol and at 44 proof? That shyt could have killed that lil boy, and then what?
She’s gettin’ 8 months in the pokey.
This mother (if you can call “it” that!) doesn’t have a stellar track record to begin with. She got drunk back in April, and turned on the gas in the open oven, while her 8 month old slept in another room. She is also facin’ the firin’ squad for leavin’ three of her six kids (all under the age of 10!) home alone for several hours, while she went out and got drunk with friends…
(** Somebody is screamin’ “ BIRTH CONTROL!!! “ right now!**)
She should be thrown under that dayumm jail for ten times that, lose custody of all those kids, and be sterilized to make sure she doesn’t bring anymore into the world.
In Other Dumb Bytch News:
<— This complete waste of ozone here takes the cake (for today).
Patty Bigbee, along with her extra wonderful bf, Lawrence must be on some dayumm good drugs. They tried to sell her 8 week old grand baby.
For $30G’s, negotiated down for a stellar $75G’s.
They first approached the ‘potential buyer’ (what I want to know: why is this person shoppin for a baby in the first place? jmo*) in October askin’ for the $75G’s.
That person contacted Florida 5.0. Then they started negotiatin the price down, and agreed to meet to close the deal Friday. The 5.0 swooped in, cuffed they dumb asses up and took custody of the baby. Thank God. Now they need to figure out where they will get $100G’s for bail. Cretins…
The mother of the baby is in jail for somethin’ unrelated. I’d have to stay there, because I’m kickin Mom’s ass soon as I touch down.
I said my piece.