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Happy Father’s Day to all the Father’s (and Mothers who are fillin’ those shoes!) It’s your day.
This is my first without mine. He passed last October, ten days after his 79th birthday. I miss him terribly… Cherish yours while he’s here.
Happy Father’s Day*
Shout out to all the vets of all the wars. Thanks for all your blood, sweat, and tears defendin’ our country.
MY special vet is my dad, the gorgeous man above, Theo. Hickerson Jr. Oct. 1933 – Oct. 2011. Veteran of the Korean War, 1950 – 1953. Retired Navy.
dGb!
Desmond Hatchett is askin’ the state of Tennesee to help him pay his child support.
For his 30 children. With 11 different stupid women.
Desmond wants his payments reduced. Right now these broads get an average of $1.49 a month. How much lower can it get?
I really cant understand this guy or the chickenheads. What about condoms? He never had $1.50 to buy one? Homeboys didnt have one in their wallet?
The chickenheads. I wouldnt want shyt to do with a mofo with 10, 20 children. Wtf is he gonna do for you once those support payments get done diggin’ him out? Why lay down and join The Dummy Patrol and have another baby nobody’s gonna take care of?
“It just happened.” Thats his explanation. Cretin.
Tennessee needs to wrap his shyt in foil and seal it with duct tape. Sterilization. The state shouldnt allow him to have another child. The taxpayers will end up raisin’ these kids.
Ridiculous.
First off let me say a big WAZ UP to all my readers (minions) who follow my insane blatherin’! How the hell are ya?
Me – Well things are gettin a lil easier. Folks, I been in true turmoil since I set foot in Texas. I’m almost wishin’ I had follow some sage advice and kept my ass in Cali.
(To The Sage: Yeah – you told me so…)
The madness started almost immediately. First, my baby Kula just hatted up on the third day. I guess things were so different going from just me, her, and Kela to now THREE screamin’ three-year-old and Spongebob blarin’ in the background all the time. She is skittish any way; I think in real life that cat would have been on Xanax. I guess I kinda knew it would take extra work to blend her crazy ass into this situation… I miss her a lot; still. I don’t think anything happened to her. In my heart I truly believe she’s ‘prolly at home with a smaller, quieter, less crazy family.
Next bomb on the horizon: The movers who shipped my furniture and shyt, Cali Movers, Inc, hiked the final price up on me, literally while it was on the road. I negotiated a payment plan after “exhaustin’ all of my options” (translation: Nobody I asked would help a sista out.) Now when its time to actually make these payments, I can’t reach these people at all- phone goes to voicemail and no one answers the emails. So while I still make these useless calls and send these emails no one is gonna answer, I’m tryin’ to wrap my head around the fact that I have lost my whole life in this truck… clothes and all. This included – *gasp*- my computer.
**Sigh**
And the next issue: The livin’ arrangement and situation aint what it was lookin’ like, and to save my dayumm self and my one remainin’ cat Kela, I am hopefully makin’ my OWN livin’ arrangements happen this weekend. That way, I KNOW what the fluck is goin’ on and whats bein’ paid and whats not and there will not be any notices tacked to any doors I have the keys to. I wont be sittin’ in the dark at any moment or stealin’ water from the neighbor. I goin’ back to what I know to be ‘normal‘.
The Ultimate Issue: In the midst of all this madness, my beloved father Theodore Hickerson Jr. closed his gorgeous brown eyes for the last time on Oct 21st. I get a blind call in the early hours of that date tellin’ me the “plug was pulled”. I didn’t even know he was sick, let alone in the hospital on his deathbed, Also in that call his wifey, Marilyn The Wicked Witch of Texas informed me she was cremating my father. In a family full of Baptist pastors, there was not funeral. I never even got to say goodbye. I’m still tryin’ to absorb it all.
God did bless me with a piece of job that seems to be stable for the moment; enough for me to venture out on all the above I’m askin’ my people to pray for me that these plans I’m makin’ will come to fruition.
I’m too dayumm old for all this shyt…
dGb!
More Baby Daddy Drama. This time it’s Arnold Swartzenegger!~
Ok- we all know him and Maria were sweetly on TV, announcin’ they were “choosin’ to live apart” and all that rigamrole. I tried to believe it; people do after that much time, grow apart. But…
Well, he just basically put himself on blast with the startlin’ revelation that he has fathered a child with some hired help. And this child is evidently about 10 yrs old. That not a “lil secret”, mofo…
Seems he told her this around January when he left office. Guess it got ugly – and I guess it would; I don’t think I could pass that mofo in all that house they go,t without slappin’ the shyt out of him everytime I thought about it, regardless of press and who the fluck what. They ‘decided to live apart’…
The Baby Mama is a person who worked for the family for over 20 yrs. I know Maria feels hella betrayed by this as yet unamed bitch she been takin’ care of all this time. She has supposedly retired recently.
So he has basically admitted to adultry and fatherin’ a child out of wedlock with a hooker. Married to the Kennedy all the time. Apparently there was a cover-up, because they say she told people her husband was the father. I can see Arnold wavin’ dolla bills in this (and her husband-he had to be in on it!) woman’s face, tellin’ them to do exactly this. This man was runnin’ for Gov.; whatchu think? He didn’t want to rock the boat.
I’m sure we can expect the next headline to announce divorce filin’s. She’s claimin’ she sacrificed “her own success for his ambitions and family and now is publicly betrayed and humiliated“. You know they negotiatin’ he good name right now with statements like that.
He put that shyt on the down low real quiet like, and kept it there, while he had his lil career. Once he was done (term limits n’ all), I guess he felt it was time to ‘come clean’. What can they do? The man is obviously not plannin’ to be in politics any longer, otherwise he would have kept perpin’ the fraud. If it’s a movie career its rumored he wants, they love this type of shyt. He can go back to bein’ an actor. So, to me, he feels he can’t be touched at least where it hurts. And so do I. I don’t see why there is a ‘negotiation’. He don’t give a dayumm.
That’s why he’s a Pimp Daddy of 2011.
You GO, Boi!~
Boss up, Bytch!~
I’m just shakin’ my dayumm head. What is wrong with these parents these days? What are they really drinkin’ thinkin’?
Another pistol-packin’ grade-schooler in the news, this time in Queens, NY. This one had a lil game though.
Ignacio Galvan, 54, was arraigned last night in Queens Criminal Court on charges of criminal possession of a weapon and endangering the welfare of a child. He was being held in lieu of $3,000 bail.
Why? Because his 8 yr old son took a loaded 9mm pistol to P.S. 107, and sold it to a classmate for $3.50. It had three live rounds in it. (Another one was found on the floor at the school.) To add to his plate, he admitted buyin’ the piece off the streets (illegally). Guess he had to, since the serial number had been scratched off. He says they bought it for protection and kept it in the garage, but bought it inside recently because someone had tried to break in.
This came to light when the lil boy who bought the piece took it home, his mother found it in his backpack and called the school, who told her to bring it and the boy in. They called the people.
Thank God, no one was hurt. This is the second incident like this that turned out ok. But people can’t (and shouldn’t) count on that.
I don’t understand why these parents don’t get it that guns are not toys and should be kept out of the reach of some grownups, let alone children. I remember when the news was filled with stories of children accidentally killin’ their siblin’s and schoolmates with guns they found just layin’ around their homes or in unsecure places with the safeties not intact.
The lil gun dealer is facin’ three counts (over one gun?) of weapons possession, and the lil boy who bought it, was suspended for a week. Mom if fightin’ that, sayin’ her baby thought he was buyin’ a fake gun. I wonder if the lil gun dealer thought he was sellin’ a fake gun?
Normally, three strikes your out. I hope that we don’t have a third incident of this irresponsible shyt. It may not turn out so good…
I’ma pray on it…
Well -I be dayumm!
I know parents can be cuffed up for bein’ lazy (that’s all it is) and not sendin’ their kids to school, but jailed for sendin’ them? WTF??
A woman in Ohio was arrested for just that.
The problem was that she sent her babies to a school in a district they didn’t live in. This is the crime they say was committed. They called it “tampering with court (?) records “- one for each child. This is the crime Judge Patricia Cosgrove gave her 10 days in the hoose-gow and three years on paper (probation) for. This is the crime they say is worth $30ThouWow + “in tuition” (public schools now charge tuition? Dayumm times have changed and nobody told me!)
Kelly Williams-Bolar will begin servin’ her sentence immediately.
They went straight gangsta, and arrested her dad, Edward L. Williams, too! Po’ thang, all he did was say they lived with him, in Copley Township, the school in question’s district, instead of the projects in Akron, the one they really live in. Charged his ass with a 4th degree felony grand theft (they really on the juice!) for “defrauding the school system of educational services“ for the girls.
They make it sound like they stole some cable or somethin’. It’s not like the woman burst into the school office, guns blazin’ and took it.
All she wanted to do was give her children with a better education and a better chance at life. Better than they would have had in the projects, since we all know that school in the projects is more about gettin’ to and from , and through school alive , than gettin’ any type of education. We all know there is a huge racial division in American schools, and there are less of what is considered just enough in black schools, then there is white schools.
So why is it a crime to try to not condemn your child to a possible life of illiteracy, minimum wages, crime, drugs, prostitution, illegitimate children and abuse? This is a strugglin’ single mother, goin’ to college and workin’ as a TA, never seen the inside of the police station. All she wanted to do was give hers a better row to hoe. Now this bullshyt threatens her job and her dreams of bein’ a teacher… And her kids are goin’ back to purgatory.
If they REALLY did an investigation, they’d probably find out Miss Kelly is not the only one, some of those ‘others‘ may not really live in the district either. I f I was Miss Kelly, Id demand that they did.
Why cant a parent send their kids to what ever school they want to? With all the horrible crime in the world, this is what the cops and the courts are wastin’ our tax money on.
Only in Amerikkka.
Thought I’d seen it all…
Nope.
Bein addicted to drugs is a cold ass life. Those drugs talk to you and tell you to put more money on the altar, and you do what you have to, to comply. Heroin and Cocaine are the only ‘white girls’ I know pimpin’. And I thought Id seen it all when it came to what folks come up with to pay the girls off.
Havin’ been addicted at one point in my life -Thank God for a good program, supportive family and friends, and God lookin’ out for a girl, I’m here today (*knocks on wood*)- I came up with some doozies myself, but nothin’ that hurts other people or even remotely this elaborate.
This Angie Boyd person is the “it all” we’ve been lookin’ for.
The Moose
She faked the death of her daughter. Even threw a whole funeral, complete with ashes in an urn, a ‘special ‘blankie’, and, of course, a donation box. She was lookin’ to get donations from the people who came to mourn her child’s death.
This Slug told people that her daughter, (who lives in Iowa, and is very much alive, ‘prolly shocked and very p.o’d) had been raped and murdered by her own father (that’s puttin it on a lil thick…)
I m already thinkin’ somethin’ is fishy-wouldnt the fam have been told about this before the big day? Would they have been consulted about the cremation? Did anyone think to call Iowa and see if somethin’ had happened?
Her brother, Brian LaMaster, snitched her out at the funeral. I guess he was thinkin’ the same thing; somethin isnt right here. (He also confirmed she’s addicted to heroin.) He waited till she got done with her lil fake-ass emotional speech, and then actually stood up in the church , with all those people sittin there cryin’ and snifflin’, and told those them it was all bullshyt.
It was the toughest thing I have ever had to do get up and admit that my sister’s a fraud and that she’s lying to these people and taking advantage of them. How can you do that?”
Angie’s lyin’ ass left the ‘services‘ and hasn’t been seen since. The church is considerin pressin’ charges. Oh, and the ashes in the urn? They belonged to Angie and Brian’s mother, who died 4 yrs ago. (I bet she’s cryin in heaven right now…)
She’ll surface tho.
The Pimp has to be paid.
Po’ thang. I guess he was some overcome with joy when his baby gurl was born, he forgot himself, what he had, and where he was. Or maybe he didn’t give a f*ck… IDK.
This fool, celebratin’ the baby’s birth, just str8 stepped into the designated smokin’ area of a hospital (in Uniontown PA.), and put one in the air! (For those who profess not to don’t know what that is, it means light up a fatty, a blunt, a joint, a stick, a whateva they called it in your day… in public)
Some Nurse Ratched was on her own smoke break, when she smelled the chronic. She told the Mr. Security Guard, who called the 5.0.
When Sgt. Grabiak got there, the man pulled his sack out of his shoe, and told the police. “I’m having a baby and wanted to get a buzz.”
Of course they gon’ slap him with a possession of Mary Jane charge, but let his high & happy (and dumb!) ass go home, released to a family member, to finish his lil celebration…
Ain’t the police just nice sometimes?
Congratulations, Unidentified New Baby Daddy!~
This is Kylie Eastman. She wont be winnin’ any Mother of the Year awards too soon…
This Bytch, who has a very serious drinkin’ problem, is sittin’ in the hoosegow for gettin her 5 yr old sloppy drunk on home-made hooch.
The boy’s father comes in, found this bytch standin’ in the kitchen cheerin’ the boy on, while he downed more shots! He snatched up the alcohol and called the folks. When the 5-0 got there, the lil boys was makin’ strange noises and walkin’ into walls. The hospital clocked a 0.09 BAC. They believe it was home-made brandy, 44% proof!
WHAT SHE SAID:
‘He likes his alcohol and asked me for a drink, and I told him, “Well OK, just one.”
What, Bytch??? So that’s it??? That’s all it took to pass a baby a shot glass of jet fuel??? What was she thinkin? Or was she thinkin at all? I don’t think so… Lil 5 yr old bodies can’t handle that much alcohol and at 44 proof? That shyt could have killed that lil boy, and then what?
She’s gettin’ 8 months in the pokey.
This mother (if you can call “it” that!) doesn’t have a stellar track record to begin with. She got drunk back in April, and turned on the gas in the open oven, while her 8 month old slept in another room. She is also facin’ the firin’ squad for leavin’ three of her six kids (all under the age of 10!) home alone for several hours, while she went out and got drunk with friends…
(** Somebody is screamin’ “ BIRTH CONTROL!!! “ right now!**)
She should be thrown under that dayumm jail for ten times that, lose custody of all those kids, and be sterilized to make sure she doesn’t bring anymore into the world.
<— This complete waste of ozone here takes the cake (for today).
Patty Bigbee, along with her extra wonderful bf, Lawrence must be on some dayumm good drugs. They tried to sell her 8 week old grand baby.
For $30G’s, negotiated down for a stellar $75G’s.
They first approached the ‘potential buyer’ (what I want to know: why is this person shoppin for a baby in the first place? jmo*) in October askin’ for the $75G’s.
That person contacted Florida 5.0. Then they started negotiatin the price down, and agreed to meet to close the deal Friday. The 5.0 swooped in, cuffed they dumb asses up and took custody of the baby. Thank God. Now they need to figure out where they will get $100G’s for bail. Cretins…
The mother of the baby is in jail for somethin’ unrelated. I’d have to stay there, because I’m kickin Mom’s ass soon as I touch down.
I said my piece.
hopelessly crazy... Come ride with me!~*
