Where They Do That At???

This is a mess.  A Triple XXL Hot Crunchy Super Ghetto Mess.

And wtf were these two doin’? 

Am I missin’ something? Is this the style now?  How is this shyt supposed to look in the mornin’?

smh…

5 Things…

Seriously phucked about this pic:

Really, boo???

1. You got a dude’s name tatted on your face.

2. The dude -whose name you have tatted on your face- doesn’t know you exist and support him so seriously.

3. You are doomed to be either a sideshow act or chronically unemployed, since no one is hiring sideshow acts and Boosie is ‘prolly not lookin’ for help…

4. No one told you a t-shirt would have been sufficient…

5. You got a dude’s name tatted on your face.

#I’m done.

Getcha Gangsta On!~

These are simply outrageous. But if you want to make sure a mofo know where u stand when it comes to your ‘gangsta‘, some cosmetic props might help.

Brass Knuckles for heels. Who'da thunk it??

keepin' with the brass knuckles 'motif'...

Dont forget to complete the ensemble with the matchin’ purse and umbrella- brass knuckles included.

The perfect accessory for that 'hard-core' mofo...

I think this shyt is hot. I wouldn’t be able to fathom how a person stands, let alone walks around, in these shoes. But I have to give it to the creator- they h3lla cute! (Tho back in the day, I would have had my ass tip-toe n’ cute in those mofos!) Nonetheless, they rate a strong 11+ in my book!~

When the checks stop comin’ in…

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These dresses are really made entirely of toliet paper.
These people really need better find somethin’ productive and sane to do with their time….

jmo*

(*they creative tho’…)

America’s Next Top Model… Really, tho.

Introducin’ Brandy Dillard, The next, and best one to take the walk!

Brandy is my cousin, daughter of my 1st cuz, Ruby “Ruby Lynn” Russel-Bell. And if she ain’t the most gorgeous thang! I knew all them dayumm legs would pay off one day. And on top off all that cuteness, she’s a very down to earth, almost unassuming person when it comes to who she is. And how beautiful she is…

I been tellin’ my folks for the last three years, that if Brandy enters the competition, she will most def take the prize! I just hope they offer me a ticket (hint-hint) to be a witness to her renderin’ Tyra Banks’ and the rest of those stuck up judges speechless!~

Tell me what you think? Am I right, wrong, or just plain ole’ prejudice?

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Really… WTF?

This is a fad In Arizona, evidently.  Body modification artist (is that a word?) Steve Haworth says people are comin’  to him for this look, and willin’  to pay as high as $800.00 a whop.   And since he is unlicensed  (*red flag*)and not allowed to admin anesthesia, this shyt is quite painful.

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But this is supposedly a ‘craze.’

I don’t know about a ‘craze’, but this is definitely stupid.  This aint like a tat you can cover, or a piercin’ you can let close up.  This shyt is for keeps.  Permanent.

And if that isnt enough to roll your insides. they (the idiots) are also tattooin’ they eyes!    Yep Eyeball Tattoos are (evidently) about to be a ‘craze’ too.    The whole world is goin crazy…

??why- oh -why??

And again, I ask:  Once the ‘craze’ is over, where will they get a job at, other than maybe as one of Santa’s elves or a sideshow…?

This is way beyond stupid.

What the Sam H3ll?

When did huge, ugly, unattractive, unnecessary facial tats become fly?   If I missed it, I’d love someone to explain it to me…

Here’s the latest idiot…

Gucci Mane- as if he don't have enough problems with those crusty 'soup-coolers'...

Now, wtf he gonna do when his lil (already fizzlin’ out) rap career is over?  Who’s gonna hire a grown-ass man with a flamin’  ice cream cone coverin’ one whole side of his face (other than a sideshow) ?  He pleaded mental incompetence to escape some charges earlier this year.    This make it believable…

Not cool…

The M*F’n Shyt!

Lil Miss Kelly Rowland has emerged anew!~  I think its about to be her time.  Bey playin’ out anyway…

This here is some shyt!

#Motivation!

#Kelly!

#Team Weezy!

A Bacon What??

omg, is that fudge??

People will sell anything these days for a buck, and we buy it.

They got bacon candy, bacon gum, bacon fudge, chocolate covered bacon, bacon doughnuts.  Guess that’s not far enough to go with the madness.   So with that being said, wtf is a bacon sundae?

Denny’s Maple (ugh!) Bacon Sundae.  They really sellin’ this vanilla ice cream with maple flavored syrup, and diced hickory-smoked bacon.  They want $2.99 for this mess…

This masterpiece is part of their new “Baconalia! (*what*?  and why the exclamation point?) Menu.  They also have Bacon Flapjacks (I might can handle that…), Meatloaf and somethin’ they call the BBBLT.

Well ok, then…

But who is the marketin’ genius who came up with this sundae shyt?  Was there no rationale in this office whatsoever?  This is not going to fly.  Not even with the chance to win a trip to “Baconfest 2011″ (they have a ‘festival’?) in Chicago April 9th (apparently so…). If you are lucky enough to be a runner-up, you get a $100.00 gift certificate to spend at Denny’s.   How quaint…

Bacon and ice cream?  Naw…

Correct me if I’m wrong, boo…

Collard Greens and Cornbread

so pretty, yet so dayumm dumb...

Regardless of the personal issues, Miss Fantasia is still doin’ her music thing!  Now I don’t know if she singin’ to this blockhead dude she been actin’ stupid about, but she is doin’ her thang, and lookin’  good doin’ it!~

The blonde hair is on it to me, and I am glad to see she’s gettin ‘ back into herself and her career…

We hope…