Such Bullshyt…

What the hell is wrong with America, these days???  They just really dont like Black Folks, do they?

Just recently Houston acquitted a whyte officer for brutally beatin’ a 15-yr-old boy.  On Tape.   Him and his four big friends.   The others go on trial soon…

Now we have this George Zimmerman shyt.  Why is it not glaringly obvious that this mofo racially  profiled Trayvon supposedly on his way to Target, followed him when the police told him not too, and now Trayvon is dead?

It doesn’t matter to me if Trayvon was the aggressor.  I’m the aggressor if some random pink mofo starts followin’ me, askin’ what Im doin’ here.  Especially if he put his hands on me.

It doesn’t matter to me that Trayvon had 1.5 nanograms of weed in his system. A nanogram is one-billionth of a gram. Nothing. That could be second- hand smoke. And if he did hit tha blunt, it was 2 months before all this…

Trayvon was shot from “an intermediate distance”. That means that boy wasnt on top of him as he claims.

So he has cuts and bruises. Now. That mofo was not that beat up when he was walkin’ into the jail. That mofo’s nose aint broke either; where’s the black eyes that come with that? His eyes were’nt black in jail, and they weren’t at the arraignment. Does it bother anybody but me that this cretin refused treatment at the scene, and went to his own doctor. A paid for medical report…?

This worm is still turnin’, y’all…

dGb!

Down Haters, Down!

Now that CNN has got their hands on Bam’s birth certificate, (it was never lost; Bam as just like “get out of my biz, and f*ck you, I don’t have to show y’all anything- if you want it, find it ya dayumm self!”), maybe the haters will stfu.

Official! (click the pic for a better view...)

(He did release a copy in 2008; the opposition immedialty called it a fake. These people are beyond stupid…)

So now there is finally proof deflatin’ the Pink Folks arguments that he was born somewhere in Africa, (and other choice places, dependin’ on who is speculatin’…) and therefore not qualified to be POTUS.

This could spell the end of the inbred Tea Partiers, since this was their theme song. And this newly formed Birthers clan; what will they do now that their main reason for livin’ is gone?

I always thought this was bs. I mean, why wasn’t this somethin’ taken on when the man first threw his hat in the ring? Why-3 years into his term- is some idiot askin’ about a dayumm birth certificate.

I read an article that said the questions about his certificate and true nationality have been ‘sensitive and embarrassing’ for the Prez. I don’t think that’s the case; I think it’s been ‘sensitive and embarrassing’ for they asses, since they couldn’t make it a national incident and surely couldn’t unseat the Prez…

I guess now all these a**holes who have been climbin up his back since he was elected will have to find something else to squawk about. Thank God for Sanity in Arizona; Cruella did not sign that Birther Bill (H.R. 1503) like I thought she would. Maybe she is experiencin’ a lil clarity for a change…

And all those who plan to run against him in 2012 (who have yet to be announced officially-we are not countin’ Mr. Comb-Over The Clown) will have to re-write those campaign speeches that lay heavily on that point.

Hopefully they can concentrate on real issues, like job creation, housing and healthcare, that are affectin’ the country, instead of goofy bs that really doesn’t matter.

This leaves another piece of shyt on the table; Trumps latest Obama conspiracy theory: He wants to know how Bam got in the Ivy League. He claims he was a ‘terrible student’, and shouldn’t have gotten in to Columbia and then Harvard. (Ok-and who are YOU to make this call? Let’s see YOUR college records and degrees?? None? Oh-my bad…)

(*yawn*)

Mr. Comb-Over is demandin’ college transcripts…

God, he needs to find somethin’ to do with himself.

Press conference today.

Wendy, Wendy, Wendy…

Let me first start off by admittin’ I’m no fan of Wendy Williams’ manly lookin’ ass.  That “How YOU doin’” line just makes my ears bleed everytime I hear it.   I’m still wonderin’ who’s ass I need to kick about this dayumm talk show…

But from what I see, she has way more problems than 5 o’clock shadow.  The girl (?) caint dance.  Period.

Im not a fan of DWTS either, but channel-surfin’ last night I ran up on her in mid-fox trot.  It was almost painful to watch.  I actually felt sorry for her.

Po’ thang was stiff as a board and aint got no more  rhythm than God gave a dayumm tick.  She made Bristol Palin’s uncoordinated ass look like Beyonce.    She seemed like she was three feet taller than poor dude who was her partner (tho he kept it movin’, he wasn’t cuttin’ up no rugs his dayumm self.)

I thought the big, fake tatas was gon’ be emancipated at any moment.

I wonder if they plan on keepin’ her around for PR purposes like they did Miss Bristol…    And like Bristol, I know she can’t possibly win this shyt.

The image aint improvin’.  Read somethin’ on one of these sites that she walkin’ her amazon-lookin’ ass around the set burpin’- deeply- often.

In other Wendy News:  Her ass is bein’ sued by an Atlantic City promoter for ‘not properly hostin’ a party she was hired for.

Harrah’s Resort and Casino filed a $25ThouWow lawsuit against Miss Wendy.   They claim she showed up to the event with her lil hubby,”Big Kevin” (wtf??) and retreated into a fancy cabana with 4 bottles of champagne and 2 bottles of white wine - (per her request) and stayed posted up; no mixin’  and minglin’ like they was payin’ her to do.    Said they wanted to ‘left alone while they got they drink on… Ain’t  that somethin’?  I woulda went off…

She was booked for two hours.   Wendy say she wasn’t feeln’ the party,  and were actually complainin’ all the time that they wanted to leave.   And did after only one hour!

Well, leave then,  bytch-especially before you drink up all my Cristal and Goose, and lounge y’all greasy asses up in my best cabana!

Dude said she was ungrateful’ at best.  Of course The Amazon and “Big Kev”  have no comment.

We gon’ see…

The Coldest Pimp Ever…

Thought I’d seen it all…

Nope.

Bein addicted to drugs is a cold ass life.  Those drugs talk to you and tell you to put more money on the altar, and you do what you have to, to comply.   Heroin and Cocaine are the only ‘white girls’ I know pimpin’.   And I thought Id seen it all when it came to what folks come up with to pay the girls off.

Havin’  been addicted at one point in my life -Thank God for a good program, supportive family and friends, and God lookin’ out for a girl, I’m here today (*knocks on wood*)- I came up with some doozies myself, but nothin’ that hurts other people or even remotely this elaborate. 

This Angie Boyd person is the “it all” we’ve  been lookin’ for.

The Moose

She faked the death of her daughter.   Even threw a whole funeral, complete with ashes in an urn, a ‘special ‘blankie’, and, of course, a donation box.    She was lookin’ to get donations from the people who came to mourn her child’s death.

This Slug told people that her daughter, (who lives in Iowa, and is very much alive,  ‘prolly shocked and very p.o’d) had been raped and murdered by her own father (that’s puttin it on a lil thick…)

I m already thinkin’  somethin’  is fishy-wouldnt the fam have been told about this before the big day?  Would they have been consulted about the cremation?   Did anyone think to call Iowa and see if somethin’  had happened?

Her brother, Brian LaMaster, snitched her out at the funeral. I guess he was thinkin’  the same thing; somethin isnt right here.   (He also confirmed she’s addicted to heroin.)   He waited till she got done with her lil fake-ass emotional speech,  and then actually stood up in the church , with all those people sittin there cryin’ and snifflin’, and told those them it was all bullshyt.

It was the toughest thing I have ever had to do get up and admit that my sister’s a fraud and that she’s lying to these people and taking advantage of them.   How can you do that?”

Angie’s lyin’ ass left the ‘services‘ and hasn’t been seen since.  The church is considerin pressin’ charges.   Oh, and the ashes in the urn?  They belonged to Angie and Brian’s mother, who died 4 yrs ago.  (I bet she’s cryin in heaven right now…)

She’ll surface tho.
The Pimp has to be paid.

 

WT-Double-F???

 THIS IS OBSURD!!

Where does this hooligan work with his face tatted up like this???   I would KILL my son, if he came home like,  this no matter HOW OLD he was when he did it. 

“I’m Grown” wouldn’t work with this here…

Stupid.

And I betcha this cretin dont own ONE piece of real Gucci.

Lace-Front Eyebrows?

Ok -and H3ll 2 the Naw!  This is really too much.

We have arrived at a new level of bullshyt,  folks.

Introducin’: LACE FRONT EYEBROWS!  (ta-da!)

This site  (and (I found many!) claims they not only look good, they’re affordable.  $39.99!   Wow…  And you can wear them in the shower, but no swimmin’ (they hurry up and say “long-term submersion is not recommended”.   Translation: Getcho ass up out that pool within the next 8-1/2 minutes or …   And then there are the pool chemicals…)    They’re supposed to last 2-4 months.

when vanity attacks…

Here’s a chicken head showin’ her’s off.   Why they blonde, I’ll never know… 

What ever happened to a Maybelline eyebrow pencil an some spit?

This is really goin’ too far!   Pretty soon, women gonna be ALL plastic!    They got fake boobs, fake hips, fake cheeks, fake bootys, plastic surgery, (O.M.G.  Somebody take the health insurance card from Joan Rivers!  if she has ONE more surgery, I think she will turn to stone! Only her lower lip is movin’ now…).

People are gettin’ entire grills implanted into their mouths, we usin’ teeth whiteners, false eyelashes, fake nails, (and fake toenails too!), hair weaves, and extensions.  And now we have fake eyebrows!

So what do they do? Shave all they shyt off and glue this on every time they want/need brows?   I think I’d find that annoyin’…  Can you imagine someone comin’ by unexpectedly, and catchin’ you without your brows on?   

I wouldn’t want to.

I can’t imagine whats next…

“Breezy’s” Tribute to Michael…

The 2010 BET Awards aired tonight.  Show was good; better than recent ones I’ve seen.  One of the highlights was this tribute to MJack by Chris “Breezy” Brown. 

This was THE best tribute I’ve seen so far.

The dancin’ is phenomenal (“Breezy”  had Mike down pat!) , but at the end when he attempts to do “Man in the Mirror”,  he is so emotional, he breaks down…    They had to ‘handle’ him off the stage, po’ thang…

♣Now here’s the controversy:  Some folks around  this ‘hood- yes the web is a ‘hood, and fulla haters!- think “Breezy”  might have been puttin’  a little on it for the paparazzi.       

Hey- Usher cried last year…

 

What chall’ think?

Oh- and Nicki Minaj got Best Female Hip Hop Artist.    I’m sure Lil’ Kim is not feelin’ that…