Posts tagged ‘facial’

May 14, 2011

Eight? Botox? Really?

by datGurl!

I don’t know if this post is about the dangers of livin’ through your kids and Baby Beauty Pageantry , or Child Abuse.

I kinda heard the interview on GMA of the SF mother, Kerry Campbell,  who gave her 8 yr old Botox injections before a pageant.  At the time I thought, “WTF?  What this child know about some Botox?  Somebody needs to call CPS!”

Well,  evidently  somebody else had the same thought; calls were blowin’ up the Human Services Agency while she was on camera with her daughter Britney, talkin’  about the extreme process they go through for this beauty contest shyt.  Hair Waxin??  So she won’t grow pubic hair??    Bay Area Child Protective Services is now investigatin’ this air-head.

Evidently this isn’t the first revelation.  This chicken head was supposedly demonstratin’ how to administer this Botox (that she buys online somewhere and swears it’s the safest thing!) to a British news store, usin’ her lil girls face, claimin’ this is a practice ‘growin’ on the kiddie pageant circuit.” (*Blank stare*)

Britny after Botox and ready to walk the stage!

She claims the lil girl asked for the Botox.  What does an 8-yr old know about Botox?  This sounds like a dayumm lie and a half-ass attempt to justify this shyt.  Even if she did, she should have been The Parent and answered her with a loud, resoundin’ “NO”.

This lil girl is all f*cked up now:

“My friends think it’s cool I have all the treatments and they want to be like me.”

The sick part:

“I check every night for wrinkles [and] when I see some, I want more injections….They used to hurt, but now I don’t cry that much…

The reason for the beat down:

“I also want a boob and nose job soon.”

EIGHT YR OLDS DO NOT HAVE WRINKLES, DAYUMMIT!!!!  AND THEY DAYUMM SHO’ SHOULDNT BE THINKIN’ ABOUT BOOB AND NOSE JOBS AT EIGHT YRS OLD!!!!

Her money would be better spent gettin’ the lil girls teeth fixed and trimmin’ her lil fat ass down…

Side effects of this shyt are horrifyin’!  Physically and Mentally.   This shyt paralyzes muscles; if for some reason this shyt shot in the face drips into the throat, it can stop you from swallowin’.   If it drips to the diaphragm it can stop you from breathin‘.   (That’s enough for me not to f*ck with it!.)

Mentally,  she is gonna go through life thinkin’  her worth is based on what she looks like, and an over-sexualized her image to herself and the world.  One doctor even said as young as she is, over time this can actually changed the natural shape and appearance of her face…

She f*cked up, and the Bay Area Child Protective Services, the public outcry and the possibility of losin’ custody of Britany is gonna make that real to her ass

Stay tuned.

April 9, 2011

Raisin’ the bar on Stupidity…

by datGurl!
I don’t understand it.  You are lucky to parlay hood education and verbal rap-ability into a somewhat lucrative livin’, and you risk it all actin’ nigger-ish.   (Yep- I said that.)
Radric “Gucci Mane” Davis, the infamous idiot with the flamin’ ice cream cone tatted on his face, has been arrested.  Again.

This time for pushin’ a female out of his movin’ HummerNot ain’t that just stupid? He was arrested for it yesterday, but it happened in January.

The ‘scenario‘ makes his ass look kinda creepy and perverted, too.   Early on Jan 28th, he approaches this woman, 36 yr old Diana Graham,  who is supposedly waitin’ on the beauty supply to open,(?)  and he asked her “to go to breakfast.”    She says after she got in the Hummer-goin’ to breakfast- he changed the game and wanted to go to a motel, and would give her $150.00 for the poon tang.  She says she refused and that’s when he started “helpin’ her exit the vehicle.”
(This story is very suspect to me.  Waitin’ on the beauty supply to open?  “Lets go to ‘breakfast’? And then suddenly once the door is closed,  it’s all about a ‘hotel’…?  They both lyin’; this foolio was out tryin’ to buy a piece, and she was out sellin’ it.   Somethin’ broke down durin’ negotiations, tho…)
Pushed the girl out,  while the Hummer was still movin’
Somehow,  an ambulance picked her up, and took her to ATL Medical Center where she was treated for ‘cuts and bruises’.
Evidently there was a lawyer chasin’ that ambulance who filed some charges (lawsuit to follow).   The woman was ‘advised’ to apply for a warrant. “Detectives did not take out a warrant,” said a PD spokesperson.     “In misdemeanor assault/battery cases, the victim applies for the warrant.” A hearin’ was held Apr. 4th.   Gucci went to see check in with his P.O. yesterday and was cuffed up on the spot.    No studio time today…
Now isn’t he a big dummy?    Regardless of the direction the convo took,  he could have done or said anything but pushin’ the broad out of a movin’ car!    I wonder if he thought he was gonna every have to answer for that?  Evidently not, accordin’ to the look on his face …

Gucci - lookin' surprised then a mofo...

His was arrested on a misdemeanor battery charges, and will get violated for this as well.  Add that to his 2001 arrest for cocaine possession (90 days behind bars),2005  assault charge (a six-month prison term) and a 2009 violating probation for that assault (1 yr in the pokey), looks like he’ll be  spendin’ more time in jail,  then in the studio tryin’ to revive his lil ‘career‘ (…usin’  that term loosely).
I wonder how big the ice cream tat will go over on Cellblock 5…

April 8, 2011

What the Sam H3ll?

by datGurl!
When did huge, ugly, unattractive, unnecessary facial tats become fly?   If I missed it, I’d love someone to explain it to me…
Here’s the latest idiot…

Gucci Mane- as if he don't have enough problems with those crusty 'soup-coolers'...

Now, wtf he gonna do when his lil (already fizzlin’ out) rap career is over?  Who’s gonna hire a grown-ass man with a flamin’  ice cream cone coverin’ one whole side of his face (other than a sideshow) ?  He pleaded mental incompetence to escape some charges earlier this year.    This make it believable…
Not cool…

September 19, 2010

WT-Double-F???

by datGurl!

 THIS IS OBSURD!!

Where does this hooligan work with his face tatted up like this???   I would KILL my son, if he came home like,  this no matter HOW OLD he was when he did it. 

“I’m Grown” wouldn’t work with this here…

Stupid.

And I betcha this cretin dont own ONE piece of real Gucci.

August 23, 2010

Pay Like U Weigh

by datGurl!

I woulda whupped me some Asian Ass that day!

Do you know a lady in GA went into a nail shop to get a mani, pedi, and an eyebrow arch and when all was done and dandy, and she got her bill there was a $5 “surcharge”.  When the woman asked what that was for, the tight-eyed mofo owner, Kim Tran, told her IN HER FACE it was to pay for the $2500 ped chair IN CASE it broke,since the weigh capacity is 200 lbs.

BYTCH PUH-LEESE! 

The woman, Michelle Fonville, said she was humiliated (she did this in front of other customers and workers)but refused to pay the $5.  She pitched such a woo, the Tran Bytch decided not to insist on the extra cash, and told her to take her business else where. 

And I’d have no problem with that, after she hit all them walls in that salon, tryin to escape this ass-whuppin’! 

But look at the game: They collectin’ $5 a whop from every Big Gurl who looks like they weigh more than 200 (coz I KNOW they not breakin out a scale on folks!) but the chair aint broke.  So if a Big Gurl came in once a day for a month, thats an extra $150 a month, $18Hunnit a year!  And thats only ONE  Fatty Patty a day. 

Greedy mofos…
I’d sue somebody.

January 28, 2010

What’s Wrong With This Picture?

by datGurl!

::does he know how stupid he looks?::

What would possess this fool- any fool – to tattoo his face, with a big -ass rose at that!?

While this may be ‘cute’  in his world (where ever that is!), has  he thought about what he will look like 10-20 years from  now?   When the face starts to get fat and wrinkle,  and that  rose starts to sag?

I guess he either plans to win the lotto or go into business for himself.    He sure aint no candidate for employment.    If he came in my office for an interview,  he’d lose the job before he opened his mouth.

Lookin’ like a dayumm side-show freak…

And those pink stunnas don’t help. 

Dog-gone shame.

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