Let ‘Em Eat Cake

…or maybe not.

First Chick-Fill A, now the neighborhood bakery. 

Masterpiece Cake Shop in Lakewood, Colo has decided to solidify their stance on Gay Marriage, by refusing to bake a wedding cake for a local gay couple.

Jack Phillips, the owner of this wonderful establishment (that’s his punk ass up there) is against same-sex marriages, and decided to incorporate his bigotry into his business plan.

David Mullin and Charlie Craig thought they would spend the day tastin’ cake samples but instead got shown the door once they announced they were gettin’ married.  The guys took to FB, and now Mr. Philips and his treats are today’s news.Protesters have gathered outside the shop. ‘Bout to be boycotted.

They say this isn’t the first time the shop has denied gays a wedding cake. I don’t know about that, but they got the right ones this time. These guys had FB pages.

Mr. Phillips says he’ll make a birthday cake, graduation cake, promotion cake, anniversary (?) cake, etc, all day long for the gay folks. But no wedding cakes.

This world is so engulfed in hate and bigotry. This on the heels of the couple who were denied the chapel in the predominantly clear church they’ve attended for the past year, because they were Black. They said that…

::sigh::

So do you think Mr. Philips and his Bigoted Bakery should be boycotted because of this?

You can guess how I feel…

Back in tha day…

A Million Mofos could’na told me I didn’t have it my way!

The Boss

God was surely good, wasn’t he? Let the chuuuch say “Amen!”

Havin’ a moment… A little of me…

Thanx…

♥

Mofo-ness 101 (So NSFW-You’ve been warned!)

The infamous Big DaddyCC.  If you didn’t know-now you know.
This guy is ‘prolly funny in his sleep.

Big DaddyCC clowin\’

(Since this is sooo nsfw, YOU click the link and take your chances on this insightful lil ‘commentary’!)

Somehow, this started my Friday off just right.

Thanks, BDCC!~

Getcha Gangsta On!~

These are simply outrageous. But if you want to make sure a mofo know where u stand when it comes to your ‘gangsta‘, some cosmetic props might help.

Brass Knuckles for heels. Who'da thunk it??

keepin' with the brass knuckles 'motif'...

Dont forget to complete the ensemble with the matchin’ purse and umbrella- brass knuckles included.

The perfect accessory for that 'hard-core' mofo...

I think this shyt is hot. I wouldn’t be able to fathom how a person stands, let alone walks around, in these shoes. But I have to give it to the creator- they h3lla cute! (Tho back in the day, I would have had my ass tip-toe n’ cute in those mofos!) Nonetheless, they rate a strong 11+ in my book!~

America’s Next Top Model… Really, tho.

Introducin’ Brandy Dillard, The next, and best one to take the walk!

Brandy is my cousin, daughter of my 1st cuz, Ruby “Ruby Lynn” Russel-Bell. And if she ain’t the most gorgeous thang! I knew all them dayumm legs would pay off one day. And on top off all that cuteness, she’s a very down to earth, almost unassuming person when it comes to who she is. And how beautiful she is…

I been tellin’ my folks for the last three years, that if Brandy enters the competition, she will most def take the prize! I just hope they offer me a ticket (hint-hint) to be a witness to her renderin’ Tyra Banks’ and the rest of those stuck up judges speechless!~

Tell me what you think? Am I right, wrong, or just plain ole’ prejudice?

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You are a Loser

…when even Facebook knows you have no life

(*laffin’ at the mofos who know this to be true…*)

...killin me!

Operation Deactivation

The State of Cali is pushin’ a bill that would not only punish the smuggler  but the ’smugglee’ of contraband cellphones.   The bill pushed by Alex Padilla, D-Cali, wants to punish smugglers -employees or visitors- for smugglin’ cellphones into the pen.   They call it a threat to public safety.  They call it “Operation Deactivation.“

 Now there are some who don’t see too much harm with  inmates checkin’ and updatin’ Facebook pages (yep. they have those too, and got 200+ friends! -the police don’t know how late they really are…)  and browsin’ the internet, makin’  calls to loved ones for commissary money…

The Feds see that shyt a lot differently.

“We don’t just suspect, we know that cell phones are being used by inmates to commit all sorts of crimes.  To intimidate witnesses, to terrorize rape victims, to plan escapes from prison, to coordinate attacks on guards; the list goes on and on.”

They claim they already got Federal indictments on murders and drug deals orchestrated from behind bars via celly… This law includes takin’  6 months ‘good time’ from the inmates caught with the phone. ’   Facilitate a crime’  on that  mofo,  and you might be addin’ two -to-five on it.  You bring it in to your man or homie?    Six months in prison, and a fine up to $5G’s-per phone.     Prison employees caught with they pants down, would only get fined  (Aint that a bia??)   

They mad.  They say they confiscated 10-ThouWow+  cellphones in Cali prisons alone, in 2010.  They got 271 more from the C.O.’s    They not havin’ it. Operation Deactivate that’s what they call they lil ‘monitorin’ system- was testin ’ in one Cali pen (they wouldn’t disclose which…),  and said they detected 250 devices tryin’  to access the internet, or tryin’ to access an outside trunk (PacBell lingo for “outside line”).    Another ‘pilot program’  detected 4000 transmissions from 480 unauthorized cells in a 24 hr period. 

  Mofo’s is accessin’ they asses off!~

South Carolina is on a misson too.   Recently saw a blurb about them crackin’  down on “Inmate Facebook Access” (they have a code name for this too!)   IDK- I guess if I was the parent/brother/sister/cousin/aintee/Uncle Leroy/homie/lover/friend of a murder vic, I wouldn’t want to run up on the person who killed my love one,  smilin’ at me  on FB, and playin’ “Crime City”

 (^*shrugs*^)

I’m jus’ sayin’…

Rev. Freak Daddy

Rev. Freak Daddy in the flesh

Shyt like this is exactly why I don’t go to church anymore.   Its more sin and madness in the church than anywhere else.

The latest Sanctified Fool is this  Rev. Cedric Miller person (^~~~that cretin up there),  pastor of the 1100-member Living Word Christian Fellowship Church, and he first  crossed my radar when I read a story about him tellin’ his married church officials to delete their FB accounts or resign from their posts, because FB is the ‘devil’, the “portal of infidelity”.    It could lead to “reconnectin’ with old flames.”

His reasonin’ for this, if you can call it that, was that in all the marriage counselin’  he’s done in the last year or so, most were concerned they boo was tryin’ to bang somebody,or somebody tryin’ to bang they boo via FB.

Kinda noble?  Concerned pastor, although  a lil extreme,  takin’ care of his flock, right?

No.    All along he has dirty hands.  The Ashley Park Press broke the story this week that years ago -while supposedly leadin’ the flock to God-him and wifey, 1st Lady  of the of church, mind you-had a ménage à troi with a male church assistant.   And he confirmed the shyt.    And said that the ‘male church assistant’s” wifey would join in sometimes too.    A FOURSOME!   (Is there a ‘menage‘ for that,  or  is everything over three considered  “group sex“?    Just askin’…)

And FB wasn’t even around then…

He let it all go then.  He said that these lil f*ck-fests usually took place at his spot, durin’ (oh my!) Thursday Night Bible Study, and after church on Sundays.  It stopped when he heard rumors that the assistant was choppin’ down several other women in the congregation.  Guess he got jealous…  He was eventually fired, of course. 

Doin’ too much.

This was part of a transcript from a 2003 court case involvin’ that same lil male assistant.   He called it ‘old news’.   He apologized for his lil transgressions,  and said that all has been forgiven by God.    With his wife  Kim at his side, he asked any church leaders who supported him,  to join them on the pulpit as he read a prepared statement that outlined his commitment and love for his church and congregation.    He even offered to resign.  300 people stepped forward.   Wonder where the other 800 were…

I guess that’s cool.  He stepped to the plate and admitted what he did,  and it is old news.     It’s over and done with; he can’t take it back.  I’m kinda wonderin’ why this came up in the first place, and why now?  Did somebody get mad because they have to give up their beloved FB or lose their job, and pump that info to APP?   Some hater out to get him?

We’ll never know.  But Rev. Freak Daddy still wants everybody to delete their FB pages…

The Delusional Magpie

 Sarah “Magpie” Palin is delusional,  and I wonder when America will finally get that.

She’s written another book and in this book she, of course, bashes Obama, but calls Chelly-o  ‘unpatriotic’,  she calls Obama a racist (the pot callin’ the kettle black? This chicken head is thisclose to sayin’ the N word…) and even blamed him for ‘American Idol’ and the ‘unskilled competitors’ (like her and the Presidency?), and called them “victims of the cult of self-esteem.”    But how does this become Obama’s fault?

So is he responsible for “Bristol of The Two Left Feet” too?  ‘Cause that cow can’t dance her way out of a clear plastic bag, and her only claim to fame is  bein’  The Magpie’s whorish daughter, and gettin’ pregnant at 17.   Paris Hilton has a better resume than that, and I still don’t know exactly  why she’s famous…

It’s obvious to America as a whole,  that The Magpie is workin’ the scores of the DWTS competition.   They voted off Brandy?!!!?    Brandy scored high almost all those nights,  and Bristol’s sorry ass ‘layed down’ on the bottom of the scoreboard-so how does that translate into Brandy walkin’, and Bristol standin’ to smile for the cameras (and her mother sittin’ in the front row) once again? 

It doesn’t.

I’m already holdin’ the remote when this show comes on; if Bristol wins that competition, I will never watch that show again, no matter WHO is on it.  I will be convinced it’s rigged and can  ‘be bought“…

Then, the Magpie-in-Trainin’, Willow Palin is online, usin’ homophobic slurs against a FB user who attacked her Mom’s stupid reality show.  Called the man a “f**got”.  Bristol got in the fray and used some pretty racy language herself… 

Sarah Palin has blamed Bam for everything under the sun.  The oil spill, though he didn’t dive down there and break the dayumm thing himself, and BP has finally been exposed as havin’ cut some safety corners and caused this mess.   Her and her cronies blame him for the economy and job loss,  when all us sane and lucid people know Bush killed all that on his way out of Washington.   She even found a way to blame him for the mine collapsin’ in Chile… 

This woman wants to be President?    What a  ridiculous thought!    This is a woman who quit her job as Gov. of Alaska (when a better proposition comes along or she gets tired, will she walk out on America too?), goes on a world-wide campaign to promote a hastily written book (no one even knew or gave a dayumm about this magpie outside of Alaska, till McCain (stupidly) pulled her out of obscurity for the 2008 elections-now her life story “needs to be told”?)  A reality show?   What politician, with White House hopes , does a reality show?   And now another book?  

The Bytch actually refers to herself in the book as President of the United States, and the pulls a “Kanye” on Chelly-O, by sayin’ she ‘doesnt care about white people.   When you break it down, given the history of this country and the polarization we in now, why should she?   That’s  MY opinion, folks.

 Someone should look into suin’ this bytch for some of the outright stupid, reckless, and erroneous shyt that come out of her face…

Someone made a comment that The Magpie is on about 12 of her 15 mins of fame.    I agree.  If she doesn’t tweak these ‘Presidential run’ rumors, she becomes irrelevant; no more speeches, no more books (she could write one but who’d buy it once her face fell off the radar?), no more fame.  She’ll go right down the pike with the Dan Quayles and Jack Kemp (shyt, he died last year and no one noticed);   into oblivion.

 I hope so.  Otherwise, we have hell to pay in 2012.

 

Debt Collecters and the ‘Social Network’

O.M.G. I cant say this enough:

 DONT POST YOUR  ENTIRE LIFE STORY ON SOCIAL NETWORKS!

People dont seem to realize (or understand!) that any and everybody can see what you post.   Includin debt collectors.    Debt collectors are usin’ places like Myspace, Twitter, LinkedIn, and the all-time famous snitcher’ palace, Facebook’.  

 The last place you’d expect to hear from Mr. Bill Collector.  

 Mr. Collector is now usin’ these sites as ‘another resource’ to find those “hard to locates”, and see what they’re up to, and what they got.    Seems kinda stupid to cry ‘broke’ to the debt collector, and then post online that your about to leave for Aruba,  and just posted pics of your recent trip to the Bahamas.   Or bragged about how wonderful that new car is…

Excited about that new job?   Be careful; Mr. Bill  is lookin’ to find out where you work,  so he can see about havin’  your wages garnished.    Though this ‘trend‘ is growin’,  they  are still held to the same Fair Debt Collection Practices Act rules;  Mr. Bill  cannot pretend to be a friend to get access to your page.    He can’t send private messages to you, because he might have the wrong person (YIKES!),  or tweet or post messages to your FB page – it’s against the regs to “notify” friends, neighbors or other outsiders about your debt.    But what they can do (wouldnt this be creepy?), usin’ shyt like FB Places and Foursquare (GPS-based phone apps) is stalk your ass , since you tellin’  them your daily habits and where you’re at every second of the day.    If that mofo is hyphy enough, they might show up at that restaurant or shop in the mall, and get in your ass (and risk a serious beat-down) about the cash in person.

I just had this convo with my cuz about postin’ her whole life on FB.   Too many people (thousands?) you DONT want to see it, will.   ”On our way to the {insert artist here} concert in SJ! Whoop Whoop!” was her status line one mornin’.    This was around the time the news was talkin’ about burglars using social networks to choose victims and “case the joint“.   She would have been perfect vic: San Jo is a coupla hours from where we live,  and the concert was at night.    So the burglars had a few hours – all night at best –  to clean the place out, since it would have made sense to get a room and drive back the next day…

And Mr. Bill might use a fake name.   This tactic surely gets those Bozo’s with the trillion friends, who acceptany and all requests that come their way.   Shyt,  if I don’t REALLY know you, and there is no pic to refresh my memory, no friend status for you!   And I still can’t understand wtf a ‘tweet’ is,  and why people think they need to do it every 3-5 mins.    I use to think these people didn’t have lives or jobs, till I saw a co-worker furiously ‘tweetin’ on her 15 (actually 12-1/2 mins!) break….    I got tired of that shyt quick. I am no longer… *drums please!* …a “Tweeter.”

 This  ‘Social Networkin’ shyt  is becomin’  more than just a place to “interact with friends and family”, aint it?