Testin’ the “All U Can Eat” Theory

Seems Bill went into Chuck’s fishery in Wisconsin, and ate up a buncha shyt. They politely asked him to leave.

“But you said all you can eat!” They fed him a lil more, then politely asked him to leave again, sayin’ they were runnin’ out of fish n’ fries.

Bill went off. This is false advertising. The police were called and Bill had to bounce.

Bil came back two days later with a picket sign vowin’ to faithfully protest every Sunday till they let him have all he can eat.

I aint mad at Bill. How about you?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/05/15/bill-wisth-protests-all-you-can-eat-fish-fry-wisconsin_n_1517908.html?icid=hp_weird-news_popular_art

John Travolta: Freak of the Week?

So the story this week is that John Travolta has been goin’ around grabbin’ male masseuse booty in the name of stardoom.

I dont believe a word of this shyt.  Period.

This man been married to Kelly forever, big time family man. Career goin well; life is real sweet now. WHY would he decide to throw it all away on this?

This shyt is workin’ out like Tiger Woo. First one mofo come out, then two more see the money train roll thru, and hop they asses on to the tune of 2Mili. One as John Doe. How the phuck do you sue someone anonymously???.

Caputo. The 1st Greedy Lyin’ Mofo

One of these fools even f-ed up the dates he was supposedly “violated”, and hadda go back and make changes to his suit… This is such bullshyt.

John is fightin’ tho, and Im glad. I hope he doesnt give up and settle; they’d have his ass then.

I just think these broke fools see a payday…

On The Menu: Grilled Ravi

That former (coz they sho’ threw his ass out!) Rutger U freshman, 19 yr old Dharun Ravi was indicted in Middlesex County on 15 counts includin’ bias intimidation and invasion of privacy, in ‘events that predated’ the suicide of 18-year-old Tyler Clementi. Charged that mofo with a hate crime. And I’m glad.

This is the asshole who web-cammed Tyler’s ‘sexual encounter’ with his boy-toy, and then blasted it all over the web.

Poor Tyler was so distraught, he took his own life by jumpin’ off the George Washington bridge.

Ravi and that dumb bytch, Molly Wei, who let him use her computer in her room to do this shyt, already faced invasion of privacy charges, and this is just the beginning of their *hopefully* looooooooooooooooong prison terms.

Reports say this cretin even tried to that cover up his actions, by deleting a Twitter post lettin’ people know how they could see the second encounter, and replacin’ it with a false tweet. The indictment also said that Ravi deleted text messages sent and received by witnesses and gave false information to police — all with the intent of misleading investigators.

Three counts each of tampering with evidence and hindering his own apprehension and a single count of witness tampering have been added to his lil plate.

His ass is facing up to 10 yrs in the clink. I was shootin’ for a lot more.

No word on whether the GJ is lookin’ into indictin’ this Wei bytch on the hate crime thing…

Tylers’ parents are ‘reservin’ their right to sue Rutgers. Good. They fell off theirs in this too, and should be held accountable as well.

God, I hope they throw the book at both these retards. I bet they still don’t have a good explanation for what they did….

(*watchin’*)

Above Nastiness?/True Freaky Love?

Read something very disturbin’ this mornin’, that goes above the level of nastiness with me.  But folks are callin’ it deep love.

Priest take a vow of celibacy, which means no sex with anybody.  Not only did he break that vow, he took it to a whole ‘nutha level.

This Cali-based priest, who runs the nonprofit Wordnet,  a tele-ministry nationally broadcasted on TBN,  is takin’ a leave of absence after admittin’  to a yet another priestly clandestine sexual relationship.

The Rev. Michael Manning said he has stepped down from his position to “reflect on his relationship” with Nancy Kotowski-his 2nd cousin the nasty receptical.

And she’s not cringin’ in a corner, embarrassed as h3ll; this chicken head told the news they had considered gettin’ married, and that their relationship began after 30 yrs of friendship.  He is her ‘soul mate‘…

(Thought: How long is it gonna take one of those parents in her school district to ask for her head on a stick over this?)

So I wonder what these two talked about before, durin’, and after the ‘get down’?  Was he sprinklin’ bible verses around as foreplay justification for this nasty mess?  (You know these priests always have one waitin’ somewhere…)

Well I guess we can’t be too outraged.  At least it wasn’t one (or two) of the altar boys…

Now they-and a few others- are sayin’ this should ‘open up dialogue’ in the church to consider abolishin’ the celibacy requirement.   Marriage between first cousins is legal in Cali and five other states, but nothin’ addressin’ ‘seconds’… maybe they can change that too.

This is unbelievably nasty, don’t get me wrong, but I guess the guy deserves a 2nd chance.   This hits me as more of a man divided; hey- he is a man, after all.   Regardless of them vows, that ‘Johnson’ is still gonna react.  It’s natural for a man to be sexually aroused.  Promisin’ some mofo that you wont be, is suicidal.

Maybe if they lighten up on the celibacy thing,  if they were allowed to have relationships, get a piece err now and then, instead of sittin’ in dark corners huddled over porn mags and doin’ shyt on the under, it might reduce some of the rapes and molestations committed by these priest and holy men…

I don’t know how these two will recover from this. especially among their family, friends, the ministry and their communities.   I wish them the freaky best…

“That’s the neat thing with Jesus.   There can be the chance of starting again.”  -Rev. Manning

To Pepper Spray or not to Pepper Spray…

OK…

You have a person who will not calm down.  This person had just tossed a TV and some chairs across the room, and is now tryin’ to ram a cart through a door to an office where adults and children fled for safety.

You call 5-0.

When they get there, this person had a foot long piece of wood, trimmed to a point (for stabbin’?) in one hand, and a cardboard box (for body parts?) in the other.

“Come get me, f*cker!”

The first pepper shot was blocked by the cardboard box.  The second shot hit him in the side of the head.  He went down, and was cuffed up.  The standoff was over.

Aidan Elliot is 8 years old, and on TV yesterday with his mother sayin’ pepper-sprayin’ an ‘unruly ‘ 8 yr old is too much.   Really?

bad-ass Aidan...

5-0 says it was the best choice.

“Had the officers chosen to be hands-on with him, the potential for him getting some type of injury and, maybe even officers, would have been much higher.”

This is not the first time this lil boy has been talked down by police from showin’ his ass.   There are two earlier incidents the police were called to this school for this lil boy.

The latest shyt started on the bus, him screamin’  and actin’ a fool.   After breakfast he continued, throwin’  chairs at his teachers, threatenin to slap them around, bein’ “very aggressive and violent.”   They barricaded themselves in an office and called police,  while he tried to bust the door down threatenin’ to kill them all.

“I’m going to kill you once you get out of that room.”

My opinion: His little ass deserved that and more.  His mother shouldnt be glorifyin’ his little ass with TV appearances -they on GMA today- and all this support as if he didn’t do anything but bat his lil eyes.   He needs an ass whuppin’;  ain’t no way in the world that a child of mine would show his ass anywhere like this,  and expect me not to go upside that head with the quickness.

All she’s doin’ is showin this kid that there are no consequences for his actions, and if there are, its cash on the wood.  Mamma will stand down with him, even if he is in the wrong.   All the way to the bank (or ‘check-cashin’ place’)

This lil mofo is armed and threatenin’ to harm his teachers and classmates?  Destroyin’ public property?  Tauntin’  the police when they do get there?

“I will kill you mother-f*ckers.”

In real life, had he been older, the consequences would have been a cap busted in his ass, and the police on TV talkin’ about how they had no choice but to ‘take him out’.

Had this been 10 yrs from now we’d be readin’ about little Aidan shootin’ up the school and killin’ those classmates…

Right now his stupid mother,  Mandy is filin’ papers against the 5-0.   Lookin for a payday.  (Why does everyone in American think everything is a lawsuit??) She should be whuppin’ his ‘grown’ ass.    She claims he doesn’t act this way at home, only at school.  I don’t believe that, because she also said in the same article,  that she’s “tried puttin’ him on meds but they don’t work”.  (So then, if this performance is only for school, why the meds?   I’m jus’ sayin’… )

Mother Mandy better stop seein’ dollar $igns and blaming her son’s issues on everybody else, expecting the school district to solve his behavioural problems.    This child by the statements he’s made, needs a mental help.   She needs to get her son that help before there is a real tragedy.

So, minions, what do you think?  Should  Aidan’s bad ass been peppered sprayed,  once he was out of control?  Should the police instead had tried to ‘talk him down’?  Did the school do the right thing in callin the 5-0?

Waitin’ on you…

You ain’t got ta go home, but…

Ok- if this broad can get any more scandalous,  tell me how.

Alejandra Oazia is the mother of Jermaine (Brother of  MJack) Jackson’s three kids- 2 boys and a girl.  The bullshyt gets deeper when you find out she is also the mother of  Randy (Brother of  MJack) Jackson’ s kids-2 boys.

Randy came first.    Jermaine’s creepy, trick ass married her after his 2nd marriage broke up.  He got away from that clean because it came to light that Get That Money Alejandra was already married to a guy named Nicholas Ray for green card purposes at the same time as being married to Jermaine, which meant that their marriage was null and void.    Was she on the money trail or what?

I guess she been loungin’ at Hayvenhurst ever since.

That’s already enough for me not to allow this nasty orifice into my yard,  let alone in my house.  This bytch can’t even call into the house, landline or cell.   These kids are brothers and sisters, and cousins!    That’s just so nasty.  On all levels.

But when you live in a woman’s home, layin’ up on your ass  baskin’ in the glory of bein’ a Jackson Baby Mama (which these days don’t mean much unless the seed is stamped “Micheal“), and she makes the decision that you and your 5 dayumm kids need to be in your own shyt,  AND tops it with an offer to just GIVE  you a condo in the San Fernando Valley that Mike had layin’ around, and  you dig you heels in the ground for more???    This was in March,  after the famous stun gun  incident. 

Y'all aint got ta go home, but you and these bad-ass mofos gots ta get tha f*ck up outta HERE!

The bytch reportedly went and got a lawyer then, tryin’ to ask for -get ready folks-  “financial security for herself and her child”, and to ‘negotiate” a “separation package to cover them in the event of a move”. 

 (*fannin’ self*)

Well -aint that a hot, crunchy-ass bytch???   This woman is not the Baby Daddy!    Sue those busted-down wannabe’s.    She generously gave you and your  crumbsnatchers a place to stay for the last few years,  which is way more than I’d do for my own dayumm kids,  and now that time has come for the ride to end, you talkin’  shyt???     No court in the world  would’ve heard  that stupid case, let alone tell Miss Katherine to cash this bytch out if she wants to get rid of her and her brood.

Miss Katherine  probably planned it this way.   Sources say that the family is in the process of packin’ boxes and movin’ shyt around, so they can do some ‘extensive renovations’ on the compound.    They ‘expect’ to be out the house for ‘several months’.  Good move,  Katherine.

The Busted Down Baby Daddies

Once the dust settles and the house is ready,  Miss Katherine is only lettin’ in ‘some‘ of the former residences.  Translation: Not Alejandrea and (with the exception of 20 yr old Genevieve for some reason-maybe she has a job…) her kids. 

The condo offer is still on the table, but if the bytch still got her heels dug in the dirt, she’s gonna be ass out.   Heard her and the boys supposedly left for Japan, so she must have some type of dough and game plan.   Plane tickets for four goin’ East aint cheap.

Hmmph…

Makes my dayumm day…

Charley is fightin back!

That chicken head, Christina “Capri Anderson“ Walsh, who claims she was so terrorized by Charlie Sheen  and is about to file a lawsuit against him (and his cash!), is “reconsiderin’…

Translation: “He aint goin’  for the okie doke, and if I f*ck around too much,  I might end up in jail my dayumm self, so Im outta here.”

When this first hit the fan, it smelled like Attention/Greedy Bytch bullshyt.    Look at the facts: This broad was bought and paid for to come to this party.  Aint nobody believin’ he was such a fan of her work, and it was to just have dinner as a ‘paid guest’, boo.  People would line up from here to NY to have dinner with Charlie Sheen for free, so why would he pay a mofo just to come eat with him?   SHE’S  A PORN STAR.    We all know what he ‘paid for’. 

She claims he was already side-wayz drunk and talkin’ loud (and hurling racist and sexist slurs, she claims) at the dinner, yet she goes back to his room with him?    (Wasnt the dinner over?   Shouldnt her ‘paid dinner guest’ duties have come to an end?   Hey, I’m jus’ sayin’…)    She watches him snort a ‘white substance’ (bytch you know it was cocaine, and you took a line or two ya dayumm self! *side eye*).

So they start suckin’ face and the clothes come off-he about to get what he really paid for- then all of sudden out of the blue, he just started chokin’ her and then threw a lamp ?    Then started trashin’ the room lookin’ for,  she says,  his wallet and keys.   (Thats very important later*)  I guess after he finished his lil ‘breakdown’, he decided to leave the room, nekkid they say, and 5-0 found her,  supposedly ‘terrified‘, locked in the bathroom.

He also threatened to kill her ‘durin’ their day in NY.    I wouldn’t even ‘be’ at ‘dinner’ that night, with a mofo who told me was gonna kill me that day.  Come on now…

Yet the night they took Charlie to the loony bin, none of this was brought up.    Even went on her lil website,  assurin’ all her lonely, horny, freaky fans that she was alright (but click ‘enter’, kick cash, and see more of the boo-tay!)

This bytch is so full of shyt.   I guess ever since TigerGate, they think that if they threaten a mofo,  they will pay.    And I notice they all porn whores, strippers, cocktail waitresses or tattooed freaks…   Any way, this broad probably sat around in the ensuin’ days, and with the help of a greedy, ambulance chasin’ mouthpiece, came up with this wonderful get rich quick scheme.

She’s already on the talk-show circuit, tellin’ her pitiful, fabricated story to anybody that will listen.  Good Mornin America, Nightline…

But Charlie aint no joke.  He beat that bytch at her own game.    He turned around and filed a $1Milli dollar suit against her ass for tryin’ to shake him down, (which is exactly what she tried to do!) and the reason her ass was locked in the bathroom, was because she had his $165ThouWow,  blinged out Patek Philippe watch in there with her, tryin’ to stash it ( you-know-where).    (That’s what he was trashin the room lookin’ for!)    He called the gurl a  scuz-bucket grifter and  attention whore “opportunist porn star and publicity-hungry scam artist”.     He says she concocted this story and the threatened to call the press if he didn’t pay.    When he didn’t she called the press.  (I guess the watch was a side hustle…)

Nobody is feelin’ her.  He had Thanksgiving dinner with Denise and the kids, and Brooke refuses to tell the cops shyt about him and their relationship.

I doubt this ever hits the docket, but if it does, it would be interestin’  to see how it plays out…

If  Tiger would have fought back,  maybe he’d have come out smellin’  a little bit better than he did.   He could have filed a extortion case against some of those chicken heads.  It would have really come down to his word against theirs,  unless they have real pics and tapes and they dont,  or we would have already seen them by now, trust me.   Most of those bytches would have started blendin’ in with the scenery,  instead of becomin’ famous for star-f*ckin’  (Lawd, I dont understand this world sometimes…) like they did .

jmo*

Rev. Freak Daddy

Rev. Freak Daddy in the flesh

Shyt like this is exactly why I don’t go to church anymore.   Its more sin and madness in the church than anywhere else.

The latest Sanctified Fool is this  Rev. Cedric Miller person (^~~~that cretin up there),  pastor of the 1100-member Living Word Christian Fellowship Church, and he first  crossed my radar when I read a story about him tellin’ his married church officials to delete their FB accounts or resign from their posts, because FB is the ‘devil’, the “portal of infidelity”.    It could lead to “reconnectin’ with old flames.”

His reasonin’ for this, if you can call it that, was that in all the marriage counselin’  he’s done in the last year or so, most were concerned they boo was tryin’ to bang somebody,or somebody tryin’ to bang they boo via FB.

Kinda noble?  Concerned pastor, although  a lil extreme,  takin’ care of his flock, right?

No.    All along he has dirty hands.  The Ashley Park Press broke the story this week that years ago -while supposedly leadin’ the flock to God-him and wifey, 1st Lady  of the of church, mind you-had a ménage à troi with a male church assistant.   And he confirmed the shyt.    And said that the ‘male church assistant’s” wifey would join in sometimes too.    A FOURSOME!   (Is there a ‘menage‘ for that,  or  is everything over three considered  “group sex“?    Just askin’…)

And FB wasn’t even around then…

He let it all go then.  He said that these lil f*ck-fests usually took place at his spot, durin’ (oh my!) Thursday Night Bible Study, and after church on Sundays.  It stopped when he heard rumors that the assistant was choppin’ down several other women in the congregation.  Guess he got jealous…  He was eventually fired, of course. 

Doin’ too much.

This was part of a transcript from a 2003 court case involvin’ that same lil male assistant.   He called it ‘old news’.   He apologized for his lil transgressions,  and said that all has been forgiven by God.    With his wife  Kim at his side, he asked any church leaders who supported him,  to join them on the pulpit as he read a prepared statement that outlined his commitment and love for his church and congregation.    He even offered to resign.  300 people stepped forward.   Wonder where the other 800 were…

I guess that’s cool.  He stepped to the plate and admitted what he did,  and it is old news.     It’s over and done with; he can’t take it back.  I’m kinda wonderin’ why this came up in the first place, and why now?  Did somebody get mad because they have to give up their beloved FB or lose their job, and pump that info to APP?   Some hater out to get him?

We’ll never know.  But Rev. Freak Daddy still wants everybody to delete their FB pages…

The Pu$$y Contract

Y’all know I’m a blog troll; I spend hours on the net when I can readin’ other folks blogs (it’s a blogger thing-that’s how we get down!).  Ran up on this guy’s site “Black Girls Are Easy“, and found this wonderful ditty: 

The Pu$$y Contract

 

()The Relationship Package:   You two hereby agree to move at your own pace with the intent of one day becoming boyfriend and girlfriend, agreeing to commit yourself to one another for the foreseeable future.   If you choose this package, let it be known that you are not to give him the pussy anytime soon. In addition to waiting way too long to beat, he will be content with eating the pussy whenever you ask, talking on the phone a minimum of five hours a day, and being there when “that bitch at work is getting on your last nerve”.   In exchange for the relationship pussy He agrees to introduce you to all friends and family members as “my woman” and erase the numbers of all past girlfriends from his blackberry. 

(x)The Rebound Package:   You two hereby agree that the woman is in a delicate situation, and while she has the option to upgrade to the relationship package, for the time being this is strictly hardcore nasty sex followed by sporadic arguments when you “Do things that remind her of her ex-boyfriend”.    The Rebound Package becomes null and void after a period of 60 days or when she gets back with her boyfriend—whichever comes sooner.

 ()The Jump off Package:   You two hereby agree that you just want to fuck.   You have a maximum allowance of two dinners outside of the apartment, and you are not allowed to introduce each other to any friends or family.   At no time are you to call each other “boo or bay” or say the L word unless it’s to say “I Love this Dick/Pussy”.   Both parties have the right to see/date/talk to/Marry anyone they want to while apart of this agreement. 

(x)The Oral Add On:   If you choose this add-on both of you reserve the right to ask for and receive head at any time regardless of if you “like doing it” or not.

*The Freak Clause:    If it’s revealed at any time during any package that He is a Down Low homosexual or she is into things nastier than the occasional girl on girl experimentation, i.e. filmed gang bangs and golden showers, the contract becomes void. …unless of course you’re into that sort of thing.

 So there you have it:  The Technicalities and Legal Lingo of the Pu$$y Contract.   OMG- I was speechless!  And the guy is right at that.   Y’all need to go by this dude’s spot.  Its worth the trip.  I was there for longer than I’d like to admit to…

(Disclaimer:  I suggest all parties  interested in enterin’ into such an agreement, please contact an attorney for legal and palimony advice.  )

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Black on Black Crime

Whats REALLY In a Name?

Big Shot Bob’s in Pitts. PA  has it goin’ on.  They’re famously known for their 100 flavors of chicken wings.   And they are pretty creative when it comes to the names of the flavors, like “Mean Joe Green“, black and gold with jalapeno sauce, and “Mr. Northside’, flavored with honey mustard and BBQ. 

But its this creativity that got they asses in trouble. 

They named a flavor, “Black on Black Crime“.    Now why would they do this? 

OMG! The racist mofo!   That’s has evidently popped up into some fool’s pea -size brain.   Everything is not the race card these days…dayumm!

The owner, Matt Cerone, says the wings were named by a loyal, long time customer who just so happens to be Black!    This was just a play on words that referred to the wings being doused in dark barbecue sauce and cooked with ‘Black Magic’ seasoning.   (*fat-kid voice*: dayumm,  I bet they goooood!)

They started gettin’ threatenin’ phone calls and complaints about the name ,and then rumors that they were closin’ started to swirl.  Guess somebody planned on helpin’ them close… 

“Offense was never part of anything.”

They have since changed the name, allowin’ the woman who first brought the lil ‘crusade’ to their attention, to choose the new name, “Big Fine Woman 2000″.   (Dayumm… she couldn’t  come up with somethin’ a lil better than this?  SHE must be a Big Fat Bytch.)

I’m not seein’ what the big deal is here.  It’s just a name.  When I first heard it, it didn’t ring that kinda bell in my mind, and the ingredients in the flavor kinda support what they were tryin’ to say. 

These are the times we live in; seems since the Election of Bam,  it’s gotten even worse.  On both sides.    The race card must  be pretty worn out by now.   But this is not one of those issues.    This is an example of the hysteria.    People are always seein’ somethin’ negative in what a person says or does.    Instead of takin’  it for the face value it was offered, they over-think and over-infer it.    Ignorant Inference, that’s what I call it (if you can understand that…)

And after takin’ a look at their menu, who gives a dayum what they were inferin’-I think I need to holla at them anyway!