God Dayumm, Don!

This guy never shuts the phuck up!!

The Donald was in Las Vegas riding the stiff polyester coat tails of Mr. Plastic Mitt Rommney.  Beatin’ that same ridiculous horse about Bam’s place of birth.

What he did was steal Mitt’s Moment.  Mitt had just clinch the delegates of anal-ass Texas (not such a huge victory; he’s all that’s left, besides The Black Guy), and was at the podium with his equally plastic wifey -big hair and all- with The Donald (???).

Instead of givin’ Mitt his props, he starts blatherin’ about this Birther shyt.

Why the phuck was he even on stage??? What was Mr. Plastic thinkin’???

He really needs to let this shyt go.  The state of Hawaii confirmed the man was born there, and he is the POTUS, so wtf does he expect to gain? It’s not like he can be bounced out of the White House today over this.

If Mr. Plastic has any sense, he’d run as fast as he can in any direction, far away from The Comb-Over Clown.

The Donald’s racist panties are showin’.

Again.

The Fraudulent Donald

Well, well, well…
Talkin’ too much gets a foot in your own mouth sometimes.

Mr Comb Over and his online, “for profit”, Trump University, “The Trump Entrepreneur Initiative“, is under investigation for scammin’ folks out of their hard-earned money while sellin’ them a dream.

There is also a class-action suit in Federal court.

The NY State Atty General Eric Schneiderman (and five other state AG’s) is lookin’ into deceptive business practices, due to complaints of charges up to $35,000 to “learn from the master“, and overstatin’ (exaggeratin’) the U’s success rate.

the hair...

Shyt hit the fan late last year when Daily News reported that 150+ students in 22 states said they were cheated out thousands of dollars for useless courses at this bullshyt online school.  These people say they were pressured to max out credit cards and draw on 401(k)s to enroll, and then refused refunds when they wanted to pull out.   These were retirees, veterans, laid-off workers and seniors livin’ on fixed incomes.  People just tryin’ to come up…

Tarla Makaeff and Brandon Keller, an unemployed San Diego man, are the lead plaintiffs.  They allege that Trump University’s mentors and associates “guide students toward deals in which they have a personal financial interest at stake — creating a severe conflict of interest, so that the mentors profit while the student does not.”

“The seminar promised access to “exclusive” property listings, but he found the listings elsewhere online for a fraction of the cost.”

He promised consumers the golden opportunity to be his “next apprentice” and learn “insider” secrets of real estate.  All these people got for their money was expensive informercials disguised as classes.  Bullshyt.

So this mofo spent the last few months poundin’ the podium talkin’ shyt about Obama,  and his hands aint clean?   And this mofo has the nerve to file a counter claim against Ms. Makaeff for $100 Milli (punk!  she dont have it; y’all took it all!) for defamation.  This is just posturin’ for the press and a stab at intimidatin’ them into droppin’ their suits.

Aint nobody “skerred”.

This is the man who (thought he) would be President?  This man is an total idiot, and that is bein’ reflected in the press and on TV lately.  That’s why he so ‘graciaously‘ bowed out of the race.  There are too many skeletons in his closet that he wants to stay there.

Unfortunately for him, the door is already open, whether he runs or not.  Thats what he gets for tryin’ to throw Obama under the bus.  Ran his own ass over…

He should of STFU while he has the  chance.

“The Don” is Out for the Count!

Mr Comb Over has *officially* announced he is not runnin’ for POTUS in 2012.

Well who’da thunk it, ya dig?? (*side-eye*)

The headline read, “Donald Trumps Says No To Running For President“.    The real headline should have read “The POTUS Says No to Donald Trump“.  Nobody in they right mind wanna be seen with this guy,  let alone caught supportin’ and votin’ for this sideshow clown.

He claims this all came after “considerable deliberation, reflection and regret“.

No boo, comes after completely makin’ a fool of himself with all that bs about Obama’s birth certificate.   His shyt started slidin’ when Bam just went ahead and released it (-even though in my opinion he shouldnt have; no other POTUS has had to…).  HE even tried to take credit for that, the cretin.   Then, Obama slapped him upside the head and pushed way ahead of him, interruptin HIS show to announce we got Osama’s crazy ass.   Chopped him and his sorry-ass show up at the WHC dinner. (The show’s ratin’s slid too- they were quite a few percentage points lower than a year ago.)  Quinnipiac U’s poll currently shows 58% of registered voters “would never vote” for this bald mofo.

He tried to finesse it into another stroke for his massive ego, though:

After considerable deliberation and reflection, I have decided not to pursue the office of the Presidency. This decision does not come easily or without regret; especially when my potential candidacy continues to be validated by ranking at the top of the Republican (Rethuglican idiots such as himself…) contenders in polls across the country. I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election (Really, now…?).

Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector. (Mofo you stepped out of the private sector a long time ago with the wives and the jumpoffs, the reality shows and the most recent Birther shyt, what do you mean!?) 

My ability to bring important economic and foreign policy issues to the forefront of the national dialogue is perhaps my greatest asset  (whatttt???) and one of the most valuable services I can provide to this country.   I will continue to push our President (you not gon’ push Bam no where; he already showed your ass that!) and the country’s policy makers to address the dire challenges arising from our unsustainable debt structure and increasing lack of global competitiveness.”

Not only is he a side-show clown to even the Repubs he thinks like him and are his friends, his ass couldn’t survive people diggin’ under the toupee and gettin’ all in his businesses, the women and the money.  He’d have to release his tax returns; he’s not gonna do that.  Then we have the facts bubblin’ under the surface that he was actually a draft dodger,  instead that bullshyt about low numbers…

I’m glad to hear he’s not runnin’.  To save himself some embarrassment.  He ‘prolly is too…

*laffin'*

MagPie Madness-WTF?

This magpie just wont shut up, will she? Arent her 15 mins of fame up?  Dayumm!  Not yet??

Sarah Palin’s dippy ass was on the couch denegatin’ Obama because he had Common, The ‘Conscious Rapper’ to the WH for a poetry readin’.

Now I have a problem with that.

First off she is actin’ all stereotypical with this thug shyt.   All rappers and hip-hop artists are evidently thugs and menaces to society, in her eyes. That’s not the truth.  To me,  Common has never been a thug. They mad because way back in the day Common did a bit on Def Poetry Jam gettin at Bush’s dumb ass for takin us to Iraq for no clear reason and never findin’  those supposed Weapons of Mass Destruction he was hollarin’ about.    Tellin’ the truth.  Karl Rove’s shingles-havin’ ass was mad because he had on a wig while recitin’ the poetry.  (He’s just an idiot…)

Come on, folks.

These people just won’t stop, will they? This degenerate bytch is only tryin’ to extend her 15, by comin’ out in the news with this bullshyt.  Reality wise: this is a Black Man,  and he might like some dayumm rap music.  Did anybody start talkin’ shyt when Dubya blasted the C&W? No.  And this mofo invited the original  “F*ck The Police”  thug- Eazy E to the house to dinner!  So wtf is the problem?

Common is not a thug.  If the chicken head would take the time to listen to his shyt (tho she reportedly knows all the words to ‘Rapper’s Delight’!~), she would know he doesn’t rap about bling and bs; he talks on the social issues and things that affect his world and life…

Me?   I’m thinkin’  that she so heated that Obama brought it home and solidified his bid to the WH (she skerred!) with the capture and demise of Osama Bin Laden, that she just had to come out with the hater-ade goblet. (Nobody is listenin’ to Karl’s old ass…)

This magpie needs to get over three things:  One: Obama beat you and the old man, Crotchety-Ass McCain for the seat, so what?  It’s a wrap.  Two: He did that, Boo!  You can’t change that.  Osama is really dead we aint releasin the pic ’cause you say so.  It’s a wrap.  Third-and most importantly Boo: Your 15 are really and truly up (no-for real tho), blend into the furniture.  Again-It’s a wrap.

Her and her Tea Party/Conservative ‘thugs’ are again doin’  the obvious.  Lobbin’  veiled attacks aimed at Bam for any- and everything he does or says.  Regardless of how stupid it is.  Case in point: Donald Trump’s hairless ass.

When will this stop, if ever?  I think with the election of history’s first Black President, America has really warped into a nation of  ignorant people…

*jmo-   And Common is  fine as h3ll in this video!~

The Photos…

Say "Cheese"!

It was announced this mornin’ that Bam has decided not to release the death photos of Osama Bin Laden.  The President has decided…

I am not mad at him.

From the git, I thought the release of those photos would do more harm than good.

Now I know the racists and lil naysayers, led by Sarah Palin’s magpie ass and Rush ‘The Drug Addict’ Limbaugh, demand to see the photos.  (This bytch Sarah is so bitter, she had the nerve to thank GEORGE BUSH’S addled ass for the capture!)  They have other motives besides, ‘the American people need to know.’  They HOPE Bin Laden is not dead, that this is a fraud perped by Bam for the election, and demandin’ those pics will prove just that.  Donald Trump is secretly onboard…

That rabid racist attitude can only cause trouble.  I agree with Mr. President that releasin’  those pics will only anger his lil minions and incite violence against Americans here and on foreign soil.  These people are already (understandably) mad that they leader has been taken out; they already promisin’ revenge against Americans.  These pics will only inflame the situation.

We have to take his, and about 100 other people’s word on this.  Why not?  If this was a conspiracy to misled the American people. a whole lotta people had to be in on it.  Biden, Hillary, The Navy Seals, Pakistan…  Come on y’all!   The best crime you can commit is the one you commit by yourself; there is no honor among thieves.  Somebody is gonna tell it,  or tell somebody else  who is gonna tell it.  So, that bein’ said-if this was a huge conspiracy, somebody would have come out with that info by now- ESPECIALLY if it would discredit Obama.

So there we have it: The photos are not comin’ out-at least for now.  The Repubs-who still can’t believe Obama got the scoop on them and don’t know what they gon’ do in 2012 after this act, will be on the waves blastin’ this to smithereens.   Somehow his love for the American people and the country will be brought up.  Watch this turn in to a campaign tool for one of these inbred mofos…

So I’m on Team Obama when it comes to these pics.  Where you stand?

That’s Gangsta!~ Pt. 2

What's my mofo'n name!

As more and more facts come out about Osama Bin Laden’s murkin’, Obama looks better and better to me (as if he wasn’t already shinin’…*)

Basically: Bam just came out as gangsta as he could get, (bein’ the Prez n’ all…) against all the stupid criticism that has been goin’ on since the man took office in 2008.   He’s was always suave and sophisticated; ignorin; the bs and handlin’ his business regardless of whatever the bobble-heads were babblin’ about.

I don’t have to tell y’all about the sudden eruption of the Tea Party, the over abundance of racist and threatenin’ images, articles, and posts all over the web about our Editor in Chief, the name-callin’.   Baldy and the Birther Bullshyt (which was quickly smoked).  Racist groups threatened and still threaten his very life, simply because he was elected POTUS.   There was a whole billboard erected with a pic of Obama supposedly dead with the caption, “Who Killed Barack?”   How funky can they get…

Yeah, there is a lot of shyt swirlin’ about the ‘timeliness’ of his announcement and whether there was some kind of cover-up, covert conspiracy to mislead the public.  That’s just the bullshyters still bulshytin’…  If he DID delay the announcement, so what?  WTF does Mr. & Mrs. Average Joe Blow need to know about plans to blow this mofo up?   My theory is it was a good thing; if he has somehow  stupidly annouced “We goin’ to kick Osama’s ass!“, the press would have had that shyt all over the wire, Osama would have been somehow warned, and got away again.

I ain’t mad at him.

We saw a new Barack; he’s not takin’ no more shyt like he took in the past.  Shyt is serious, he’s got more important things to do (he told y’all), and that’s what that is about.  First roastin’  Trump’s bald-headed ass, (first ‘Crip Walk’ thru the b.s) and then when he announced they had Osama’s ass, his true O.G. came out.  He attitude was no non-sense, “F*ck U, Kiss my ass, I’m runnin’ this, and what?”

He told America he was on the case since August, and played his hand close to the vest till he knew it was time.  Really, why contact and alert the press and the public?  The big-mouth press, Tea Partiers and Rethuglicans chantin’ bullshyt would have ruined all of this.  We would still be lookin’ for this insane mofo.

Then we have those who have their heels dug in the sand tryin’, to discredit Bam at every turn. They are sayin’  Osama is not dead and this is some type of elaborate ruse perped by the Prez and his cohorts.  And as always, they don’t ‘think it through’.   Just HOW could he perpetrate such an elaborate ruse?  Wouldn’t he have to have hundreds of people in on it with him?  Pakistan? The Seals who went over there and got his ass? The innocent man in the mountains on his laptop?  Come on, son.  Face Reality.

America gotta love him!   I can’t think of ONE thing a ReThuglican/Tea Pariter/Conserv/Independent/WTFEver Presidential opponent could ever bring to the table to top this.  OBAMA TOOK OUT OSAMA!  How much f*n’ greater can he get?

To me,  this solidifies his position in the WH in 2012, and maybe beyond. He told you what he was could do, planned to do, yet wasn’t given enuff time to even marinate in the fact that he was actually the POTUS, let alone solve a problem.

Well -wtf do you call this?   A problem well solved,  even if ‘they’ have say so themselves!~

Obama/Biden are in for 2012.  And it’s not just this; it’s the fact that with this, Obama has shown the naysayers that he is about it, and all that shyt they talkin’ is just that.  Shyt.  No matter how much they hate, investigate, procrastinate, instigate, and regurgitate, they wont win.  The best thing is to congratulate and try to f*ckn’ participate.  Its inevitable…   They can’t touch him now.  (Thought they will continue to try!)

A Black Man just might rule the world!~ 

I said it first!~

The Dismantlin’ of The Don

Looks like some of this bullshyt Donald Trump has been slingin is comin’ back hittin his ass in the face.  His lil spark is on the way to fizzlin’ out…

Evidently after all the shyt he created about Bam’s birth certificate and now his college degree, is gettin’ on the bad side of some most folks.  There was an online petition recently asking a popular ‘daily deals’ website, GroupOn, to stop running ads on The Apprentice website.  The petition read, in part:

Dear @Groupon — Donald Trump’s recent racist attacks against our president are blatant and grotesque. We ask you to pull your advertising support from @ApprenticeNBC in protest and ask NBC to fire Donald Trump now. Given the recent blowup over your Super Bowl commercials, you are a company that understands better than most how the perception of disrespect and insensitivity can impact your brand. If you do not show yourself to be a company that stands for basic civility and stands against hateful and hurtful rhetoric, I will no longer use your daily deal service.

And evidently enough people signed that shyt to call for a response from GroupOn:

“Enough consumers have contacted us to warrant ensuring that we don’t place ads on the Apprentice homepage in the future. It’s the same reason we don’t run deals on guns or abortion…this isn’t a political statement, it’s avoiding intentionally upsetting a segment of our customers.”

The ads were pulled that day.  And a rep proceeded to tweet  (gotta love the social media network!): “Make it clear that we NEVER sponsored the Apprentice, not that we’re “stopping.”

As if that isn’t enough to tilt his toupee, Hollywood is talkin’ shyt about him too.  Robert DeNiro went on record recently callin’ him and the GOP ‘certified idiots’, and Jerry Seinfeld this week pulled out of one of Trump’s charity events, after all this shyt he rustled up about Bam’s bc issue.   His people simply said: “Jerry… feels this kind of demagoguery has no place in public discourse… He has respectfully withdrawn from the event, and is making a contribution both to charities.  Classy, and I love it.

If Mr. Comb Over continues to hemorrhage at the mouth like he is, him and the Repubs will be mud by the time its time to get down to business.  Right now they look like an unorganized circus of drunk clowns, with Donald Trump and John Boner Boehner in front of the clan, runnin’ their mouths and the whole shyt into the ground.

Show Us The Money, Donald

Fair Exchange Ain’t No Robbery.  Now mofo’s should get on his head about shyt he says to be the truth.  Let us see those tax returns you offered for the bc (mofo ’prolly counted on Bam not passin’  it over so he ain’t *RE-ALLY*  ready to give up those returns…)

Nobody has asked this man to prove anything.  That should start now.  Where is his educational ‘evidence’?    We already know he lied about why he didn’t go to war.  Somebody should start drillin’ his ass like he drilled Bam’s.   Maybe someone will start another petition…

“It’s embarrassing to the entire nation that we would sit and let this happen. We have all been debased by this incident. By this charlatan, by this con man, by this mere promoter of himself.”
Baratunde Thurston,  The Onion

Couldn’t have said it better myself…

Great Expectations…

this shyt just ain't gon' stop, is it...?

Now here’s another glarin’ example of the undue pressure on Barack, because he just happens to be a Black man, and the POTUS.

We just got through this Birther bs; NO OTHER AMERICAN PRESIDENT has experienced the wild speculation about his place of birth and all these demands by mofos who I dont think have any authority to be askin’, like Bam. NO OTHER AMERICAN PRESIDENT has been expected to pull miracles out of his ass at the drop of a dime, even in areas other presidents haven’t even attempted to resolve. NO OTHER AMERICAN PRESIDENT has ever been expected to immediately clean a cesspool that it took another mofo EIGHT YEARS to create.

NO OTHER AMERICAN PRESIDENT has EVER had any control over what the people do when it comes to the price of gas. NOW he is expected to pull another one out, and somehow miraculously lower the price of gas.

The articles I came across, all made sure to mention that he is facin’ re-election, as if his lowerin’ the prices is a condition of his re-election.

‘They’ suggest:

“Invest more in renewable energy sources”.
Obama said early on that he wanted to invest in more renewable energy sources. They body-slammed that, and NOW this is listed as what he MIGHT be try to do, like it was their idea from the git…

“End the $4 billion in subsidies for oil companies”.
Obama already told these cretins, instead of subsidizing yesterday’s energy sources, we need to invest in tomorrow’s.

Root out fraud and manipulation in the oil markets.
Fine. Bam has the Dept of Justice on that right now”. And he JUST told us that too…

“Boost domestic oil production”.
Oh Snap! Wasn’t the man tryin’ to expand drilling off the coast of Florida, or in Sarah Palin’s Alaska when he first got elected? And didn’t the Repubs and TP’s balk at that?

Press oil-producing allies like Saudi Arabia to do their part.
Obama: We need to “let them know that it’s not going to be good for them if our economy is hobbled because of high oil prices.”

“Work with automakers to increase fuel economy standards for cars and trucks”.
Didn’t he say that already, too?

Another funny thing is these “Reserves”, they speak of . That shyt been sittin’ where EVER it’s at, for God knows how long. Why hasn’t any OTHER president been pushed to release those reserves? Why haven’t they been even brought up before now? And this is surely not the first or worse gas crisis America has experienced… And what if he does? They will only have more negative shyt to say when it runs out, and we are knee-deep in bs again. And it will, of course be all his fault.

I am almost ashamed to be an American right now. I cant believe that in the land of the free, we resort to bullshyt like this.

Down Haters, Down!

Now that CNN has got their hands on Bam’s birth certificate, (it was never lost; Bam as just like “get out of my biz, and f*ck you, I don’t have to show y’all anything- if you want it, find it ya dayumm self!”), maybe the haters will stfu.

Official! (click the pic for a better view...)

(He did release a copy in 2008; the opposition immedialty called it a fake. These people are beyond stupid…)

So now there is finally proof deflatin’ the Pink Folks arguments that he was born somewhere in Africa, (and other choice places, dependin’ on who is speculatin’…) and therefore not qualified to be POTUS.

This could spell the end of the inbred Tea Partiers, since this was their theme song. And this newly formed Birthers clan; what will they do now that their main reason for livin’ is gone?

I always thought this was bs. I mean, why wasn’t this somethin’ taken on when the man first threw his hat in the ring? Why-3 years into his term- is some idiot askin’ about a dayumm birth certificate.

I read an article that said the questions about his certificate and true nationality have been ‘sensitive and embarrassing’ for the Prez. I don’t think that’s the case; I think it’s been ‘sensitive and embarrassing’ for they asses, since they couldn’t make it a national incident and surely couldn’t unseat the Prez…

I guess now all these a**holes who have been climbin up his back since he was elected will have to find something else to squawk about. Thank God for Sanity in Arizona; Cruella did not sign that Birther Bill (H.R. 1503) like I thought she would. Maybe she is experiencin’ a lil clarity for a change…

And all those who plan to run against him in 2012 (who have yet to be announced officially-we are not countin’ Mr. Comb-Over The Clown) will have to re-write those campaign speeches that lay heavily on that point.

Hopefully they can concentrate on real issues, like job creation, housing and healthcare, that are affectin’ the country, instead of goofy bs that really doesn’t matter.

This leaves another piece of shyt on the table; Trumps latest Obama conspiracy theory: He wants to know how Bam got in the Ivy League. He claims he was a ‘terrible student’, and shouldn’t have gotten in to Columbia and then Harvard. (Ok-and who are YOU to make this call? Let’s see YOUR college records and degrees?? None? Oh-my bad…)

(*yawn*)

Mr. Comb-Over is demandin’ college transcripts…

God, he needs to find somethin’ to do with himself.

Press conference today.

The Donald Melts Down…

I guess Ive seen it all folks… (*shrugz*)

Mr. Comb Over (who’s claimin’ Tea Party), was out in public exhibitin’ irrational and mentally-challenged behavior. This delirious mofo was on an Albany radio station this mornin’ evidently on drugs, sayin’ he has “a great relationship with the blacks.”

(First of all, we wayyy pass “the Blacks.” We’s “African Americans”, now, Boss…)

Those lil men again. There was another poll, y’all. They call this one the Quinnipiac poll. This magnificent example of taxpayers money spent on bullshyt, says that 95% of Black folks votin’ in NY State approve of how Barack Obama is handlin’ his job as prez. More than eight out of 10 blacks nationally support him. 4 percent have a problem with it. On the flip side, of the pink ones polled, only 42% approve of the job the president is doing, while 53 percent don’t.

Like nobody knew about the 53…

At any rate, this was Mr. Comb Over’s cue to show that he is as ig’nant as the day is long. First off, he slammed Bam to the curb, and then had the nerve to say he is his “worst nightmare”, and that he is the one person to run against him because he tells it like it is.”

He wants to be President.

His response was to the poll with the #Team Bam standin’ at 95%. This is when he said he had this ‘great’ relationship with the people.

So when did all this occur? Did I miss the memo? How many winners of Celebrity Apprentice are Black? I can’t recall a one… Google it.

This man does everything for fame and profit. His name is in lights right now, with all this *bs* he’s been talkin’, and name droppin’ about Barack, (in his retarded mind) he’s “goin for the Black vote”. And on the fame side- he’s plannin’ to announce his run for president via real-live press conference really-live from the season finale of his show, Celebrity Apprentice. PR Genius, he is.

The clown is performin’, and Bam is doin’ the right thing (as he always does!) by ignorin’ is stupid ass. And he’s not gettin’ very good reviews from his supposed ‘homies’. Bill Cosby already put him on front street and Tracy Thirty Rock Morgan called his pale ass out too. So dude, where’s all this love?

Nobody is seriously gonna vote for this dude are they? No- really…? What is he bringin’ to the table? Ok, he’s a great businessman; made a lot of money for his lil companies and investments, but is he qualified to handle the nation’s money, and national shyt? Is he fit to run this country somewhere else but in the ground? I don’t think so.

I’m askin’ you…