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Familial DNA has identified the body of Osama Bin Laden! And the United States is in possession of his remains.
Reports say he was ‘killed inside a mansion in Pakistan’. They might be responsible… Supposedly this happened a week ago, and we waited this long for them to fully ID the body. No one is sayin’ how he died….
The Prez is about to speak! Crowds are gatherin’ outside the WH cheerin’ now!~
More later*
This is chillin’. It’s chillin’ because we know what we know, but have to wait for the peoples to figure it out…
A search team has found a bone they think belongs to that baby, Zahra Baker. This after the most tellin’ piece of evidence, her lil prosthetic leg, was recently found. And This Just In: A mattress they think belonged to this angel, and may have been thrown out days before she was reported missin’ has been found. They doin’ DNA on that now.
So-we add this compound equation to the lil fake-ass ransom note the stepmother Elisa made up, and reports on how she hated this child and kick her ass a time or two = Some Shyt is Rotten in Denmark.
This baby been gone since early last month. It’s very clear that she is didn’t just take her 10 yr old ass off on some type of retreat, or somethin’. Me doth suspect foul play. Dont you??
And I just absolutely can’t understand -never will understand -why they havent cuffed this bytch up, grill the shyt out of her wack ass, and made her tell them what the f*ck happened to this lil girl and where she is. Because she knows.
They’ve managed, so far, to arrest the bytch on ‘obstruction of justice’, based on the fake ass ransom note. The one she wrote to ‘distract police from the search for Zahra’. WTF? Ok- so now why would you do that? Why do YOU not want the folks to look for Zahra? Dayumm! Is it just me, or doesn’t that shyt just reek of somethin’ wrong here???
Now the primordial ooze is writin’ letter in jail (‘prolly knowin’ the nosey ass police are readin’ ‘em!) to a website called “Serialkillersink.net“ (they print letters from serial killers for a livin’- what a noble profession!) sayin’ ‘ her husband (who was recently kicked out of his home) is suddenly some sort of monster, was kickin’ her ass all along, and she is sooooo afraid of him. She’s even tryin’ to pin this shyt on the poor man. “He knows what happened to Zahra, and yet I’m the one in here at least for now.” And then the real clincher, “”we really didn’t kill her but what he did after the fact is kinda horrifying.”
The Oooze...
Well then – what did happened to Zahra, bytch? Where the h3ll is she, if she’s not dead? Seems to me the best thing an innocent, rail-roaded person, whose life is in danger could do, is tell somebody and get they ass out of jail and protected! This from a grown-ass woman who writes things like, “Vampires Rule” and “Be a part of the freak show!”
It was said late last month that this Over-Age Goth Girl was havin’ an affair with some dude over in England, and he’s been sendin’ her lots of cash since this all unfolded. I can only imagine what she’s tellin’ him about all this… ‘Member, this is how she met Zahra’a father. Maybe the lil girl accidently found out about the affair. 10 yrs old is old enough to know what they lookin’ at and old enough to tell it. Maybe she thought she had to silence Zahra…
What a total waste of ozone.
IDK, but this broad knows somethin‘ and somebody better hurry up and get the balls to make her tell it…
Dayummit!
I DID NOT make a sex tape with that woman!
Just when you (and Tiger and Elin) thought it was over. Now there is an ‘alleged’ sex tape.
15th Bytch on the Golfer Pole, Melinda Janette (porn name “Devon James“) says she has made a deal with ‘a DVD production’ company’ to distribute a 62-minute “hot and sexy” tape she says she made with Tiger Woo and another bimbo bumpin’ uglies. (Her, Tiger and the other bimbette are only in 37 minutes of this ‘explosive’ video.) Her and her husband Nicky James (who ‘prolly said, “Baby let’s get this money!) flew to L.A. this week to meet with a major porn studio to discuss the sale of the alleged tape, but backed down scared of Tiger’s legal team.
The Alleged Skank
But (they say) they ultimately found another company, Vivid Entertainment, who supposedly gave them $350ThouWow up front and projected $5Milli in sales once its out. They are even settin’ up a website in a few weeks, with teaser clips of the tape.
Vivid Entertainment is the same porn studio that released “ Kimmy Cakes” Kardashian’s sex tape, Playboy model/reality TV slug Kendra Wilkinson havin’ sex with her high school bf, and actor Laurence Fishburne’s retarded daughter Montana’s bullet riddled ass bangin’ and givin’ brain on film.
No one has seen this tape so far, and some people, includin’ her own mother, Sandra Brinling, doesn’t even think it exists.
“My daughter is nothing but a pathological liar… there was no relationship with Tiger Woods. “[My daughter is] only out to lie, steal and cheat. All she is looking for is to get money from Tiger.”
This is the same bytch that tried to say Tiger was the father of her 9yr old son, Austin. Tiger, you are NOT the father! DNA and the fact that she doesn’t even have the ‘alleged’ love child, tanked that scheme; her mother has custody. So now she’s tryin’ “the sex tape move”.
I guess she’s tryin ’ to stretch out her 15 minutes. I may never quite understand what posses these women to think that barin’ they ass and bedroom secrets to the world, will make them a household name…
Ok- the man cheated a million times over, got busted, went to rehab, divorced and got cleaned out. Enough is enough. All he needs is a dayumm sex tape surfacin’.
And who’d want to see it? Im not sure (yes I am!) Id be aroused or even ‘mildly entertained’ by Tiger’s skinny, mis-shaped ass prancin’ around on film with some silicone-inflated bimbo.
Nope. I’ll pass…
All it takes is a multi-milli contract, and out the woodwork come the loonies and the lawsuits.
There’s a man, Leicester Bryce Stovell, who has surfaced claimin’ to be LeBron’s dad, and is -get this-is SUIN’ LeBron and his mother for fraud, defamation, and misrepresentation, allegin’ they tampered with the results of a paternity test in 2007.
Now in this suit, he claims he met Gloria James in a bar when she was 15 and he was 29, and had ‘consensual sex’ with her (isn’t that statutory rape?). He claims LATER he found out she was only 15. He claims when she told him she was preggers, he said, “if he’s mine, make sure he plays basketball“. He wants $4Milli.
Uh-huh.
Where was this mofo the 20 years before LeBron became worth a trillion bucks? Same place Monique’s brother was before she won the Oscar for “Precious“; under a rock, tryin’ to make a buck somewhere else. 
Dude is no dead beat, tho. He’s a Princeton grad who earned a law degree from the University of Chicago, and then became a Senior Legal Advisor for the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.
So why this, and why now?
If he IS Baby Daddy, they should sue his ass for back child support. And that’s after he released from prison for child sexual abuse, the cretin.
I’ll be watchin this worm turn…
Bobble-Head Bey
Snitches are sayin’ that Beyonce, “Queen of the Lace-Fronts“, and Jay Z’s wifey is heated with Daddy Knowles, and maybe kickin his ass to the curb.
Maybe the Bobble-Head is finally makin her own decisions…
Bey is real close to her mom, Tina, and hasn’t spoken to her father since the shyt hit the fan about Baby Nixon, his love(?)child with celebrity hoe/groupie/home wrecker Alexsandra Wright.
When the DNA test confirmed he IS the father, that really flucked things up.
(Tina is tired to his shyt and ‘prolly just decided not to take it anymore. There are ‘rumors’ that Kelly is his too, ya know. They just kept that secret…)
Columbia Records (Bey’s label) is worried that this might cause a problem with they moneymaker gettin’ that cash, and think it would ‘be better to move him aside.”
Translation: Fire your hoe-ass Daddy!
Daddy Knowles has $8200/month child support to pay. Wonder how he’s gonna pay that once he’s outta there…
(**sigh**)
C-Dove
I’m cruisin’ the net this mornin’, and ran up on a story on urbanworld.com that ‘suggests’ that Mr. Norwood (Brandy and Ray J’s dad) has an illegitimate son, who goes by the name C-Dove.
On this dude’s MySpace page, he calls them out in the ‘About Me” section:
“Danyelle Demetrious Brown (A.K.A.) C-Dove, Born May 6, 1975, at University of Chicago, Lying In Hospital Chicago, Illinois, to his mother Lynetta Brown and his father Willie Ray Norwood Jr. Both parents were raised in, and, are from Greenwood, Mississippi. He is the only child that his mother has…”
Brandy and Ray J’s alledged half-brother has even made a video recently, challenging his ‘siblings’ to do a DNA test to prove that they are related. In the video, ‘C-Dove’ urges his family to meet him in Downtown Atlanta in May to ‘settle the whole situation’ so everybody knows the truth once and for all. When asked in the video why he does not appear in his younger siblings’ reality show, C-Dove says he feel that they might be ‘threatened’ by him.
He claims that Ray-J already acknowledges him as his brother, but it is the media who are putting doubts in his head, telling him ‘not to trust that guy’.
To me the guys looks and sounds like Ray J (check the pics on MySpace). Favors Mr. Norwood too. I’m wonderin’ why they don’t just come clean and get on with it…?
The Norwoods
::Willie O. "Pete" Williams and his mother, Judy Beglar::
In light of what happen to that brotha, Willie O. “Pete” Williams who was recently released from prison after spendin 21+ years for a crime he did not commit, I feel compelled to comment.
This man was accused of rape in 1985, and at that time loudly proclaimed his innocence. His legal rep was incompetent. The eyewitness was “120% sure he was the one…” He went washin’ right on down the Southern penal system, that states all Black men are guilty until proven innocent, beyond a reasonable doubt.
Yep, DNA exonerated him. But only after 21+ years…
This man as denied his freedom for all this time. The litigator in me figgers he would have made approx. $27,000/yr had he been free, and that is at the most menial, yet manly of jobs. That x 22 years is $594,000 to start!
Once we add compensatory- and them all mighty punitive damages, this man could get them for mils! Once again, I wish I was his legal counsel…
So now they want to have new “RULES FOR BETTER WITNESS IDENTIFICATIONS”.
Ok.
Well, here they are. Commentary welcome.
They sound promising. If all the various corrupt police departments in the world could be trusted to adhere to it, a brotha might have a chance. But thats not something that could be guaranteed…
I do think that DNA evidence should be introduced into every case early on, to eliminate innocent people and ‘prolly catch the guilty one sooner than later. Had this been done, this poor brotha would not have had to spend 22 years of his life imprisoned for a crime he did not commit.
Such is the way of the world…
hopelessly crazy... Come ride with me!~*
