Anna would be proud…

Anna Nicole would be proud of her lil Mini Me. She’s beautiful, like her mom. Her and Daddy Larry at the Kentucky Derby recently…

Awww…♥

Spare The Rod…

Kill they ass later.

Flamboyant, money-changin’ Atlanta pastor Creflo Dollar was arrested Saturday on Domestic Violence charges, for what I call chastisin’ his disrespectful, ungrateful 15 yr old daughter.

Seems a argument ensued late Friday night over whether or not she can go to a party on Saturday night.

I’m not that fond of Creflo or his lil World Changer’s Church,International “ministry” and definitely don’t condone domestic violence, but I do reserve his right to smack the shyt out of his daughter when she’s not listenin’.

You can’t go, means you phuckn can’t go. Period. All the extras aren’t necessary. She had extras. Children don’t have the right to talk back, and certainly not talk shyt about what they not gonna do or what they don’t have to do. Especially when I’ve already told you what to do…

Not in my house.

This lil gurl is 15. She really shouldn’t be doin’ too much partyin’ anyway. And Dad said no. Grades not up to par. Her lil dumb ass should’ve been at home studyin’, instead of droppin’ it like it’s hot somewhere.

Not a good look...

The other daughter is grimey too. She stepped to the mic when the po-po was there and collab’d everything the lil one said. She ‘prolly wanted to go to the party too. Taffy didn’t see a thing.

Both of them would have to be somewhere else when I bailed out.

Pastor Dollar has categorically denied the charges, callin’ them an exaggeration of a ‘family discussion’ that got out of control.

I’m sure he’s highly ptf off. Now he has these charges to fight in a public forum, at that. Then deal with the madness goin’ on in his household. That in the public eye too.

Bein’ rich and famous has it’s advantages, but I’m glad I’m just lil Ole Me. I can kick my kids’ ass and not have it become a National Event.

dGb!

In ‘Celebrity Seed’ News..

Somewhere in Thug Heaven,  there’s a party goin’ on.  Christopher “Notorious B.I.G.” Wallace’s  baby gurl, T’yanna Wallace, recently graduated from high school.

how time flies...

That goes to show you that a rose can grow from concrete.

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*˛˚ღ •˚  Congrats, Baby Gurl!~. ~♥~˚ ✰* ★
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Make Yo’ Mama Proud!~

This is an AMAZIN’ young lady, here! 

Layin’ up watchin’ late night/early mornin’ TV news and they ran a piece on this lil lady; had me sittin’ up by the time it was over…

Saheela Ibraheem is only fifteen and still in high school (a senior!) but has been accepted at 13 colleges- includin’ six of the eight Ivy League schools. Yale was the one that popped off a rejection letter.  Why?  Who knows or cares?

Eager to learn more about her favorite subject, math, the daughter of Nigerian immigrants asked to move to a higher-level class. The school let her skip sixth grade entirely.

By high school, Saheela said, she was no longer feeling challenged by her public school classes. So, she moved to the Wardlaw-Hartridge School, a 420-student private school, where she skipped her freshman year and enrolled as a 10th-grader.   Her three younger brothers, twins now in the ninth grade and a younger brother in second grade, all eventually joined her at the school.

And she is a three-sport athlete-softball, soccer and swimmin’, sings alto in the school choir, plays trombone for the band and is President of the school investment club.  Isn’t she just wonderful?

She has settled on Harvard and will be the youngest member of the 2011 freshman class.  She’s decidin’ between neurobiology and neuroscience…

Its upliftin’ to read about a young black person that is not cuffed up, on the run, or dead or dyin’…

You go girl!~

Educational Racism

Well -I be dayumm!
I know parents can be cuffed up for bein’ lazy (that’s all it is) and not sendin’ their kids to school, but jailed for sendin’ them?   WTF??

A woman in Ohio was arrested for just that.

The problem was that she sent her babies to a school in a district they didn’t live in.  This is the crime they say was committed.  They called it “tampering with court (?) records “- one for each child.    This is the crime Judge Patricia Cosgrove gave her 10 days in the hoose-gow and three years on paper (probation) for.    This is the crime they say is worth $30ThouWow + “in tuition” (public schools now charge tuition? Dayumm times have changed and nobody told me!)

Kelly Williams-Bolar  will begin servin’ her sentence immediately.

They went straight gangsta, and arrested her dad, Edward L. Williams, too!    Po’ thang, all he did was say they lived with him,  in Copley Township, the school in question’s district, instead of the projects in Akron, the one they  really live in.   Charged his ass with a 4th  degree felony grand theft  (they really on the juice!) for “defrauding the school system of educational services“  for the girls.  

They make it sound like they stole some cable or somethin’.  It’s not like the woman burst into the school office, guns blazin’  and took it. 

All she wanted to do was give her children with a better education and a better chance at life.  Better than  they would have had in the projects, since we all know that school in the projects is more about gettin’ to and from , and through school alive , than gettin’ any type of education.  We  all know there is a huge racial division in American schools, and there are less of what is considered just enough in black schools,  then there is white schools. 

So why is it a crime to try to not condemn your child to a possible life of illiteracy, minimum wages, crime, drugs, prostitution, illegitimate children and abuse?    This is a strugglin’ single mother, goin’ to college and workin’ as a TA, never seen the inside of the police station.   All she wanted to do was give hers a better row to hoe.   Now this bullshyt threatens her job and her dreams of bein’ a teacher…   And her kids are goin’ back to purgatory.

If they REALLY did an investigation, they’d probably find out Miss Kelly is not the only one, some of those ‘others‘ may not really live in the district either.  I f I was Miss Kelly, Id demand that they did.

Why cant a parent send their kids to what ever school they want to?   With all the horrible crime in the world, this is what the cops and the courts are wastin’ our tax money on.

Only in Amerikkka.

 

The Coldest Pimp Ever…

Thought I’d seen it all…

Nope.

Bein addicted to drugs is a cold ass life.  Those drugs talk to you and tell you to put more money on the altar, and you do what you have to, to comply.   Heroin and Cocaine are the only ‘white girls’ I know pimpin’.   And I thought Id seen it all when it came to what folks come up with to pay the girls off.

Havin’  been addicted at one point in my life -Thank God for a good program, supportive family and friends, and God lookin’ out for a girl, I’m here today (*knocks on wood*)- I came up with some doozies myself, but nothin’ that hurts other people or even remotely this elaborate. 

This Angie Boyd person is the “it all” we’ve  been lookin’ for.

The Moose

She faked the death of her daughter.   Even threw a whole funeral, complete with ashes in an urn, a ‘special ‘blankie’, and, of course, a donation box.    She was lookin’ to get donations from the people who came to mourn her child’s death.

This Slug told people that her daughter, (who lives in Iowa, and is very much alive,  ‘prolly shocked and very p.o’d) had been raped and murdered by her own father (that’s puttin it on a lil thick…)

I m already thinkin’  somethin’  is fishy-wouldnt the fam have been told about this before the big day?  Would they have been consulted about the cremation?   Did anyone think to call Iowa and see if somethin’  had happened?

Her brother, Brian LaMaster, snitched her out at the funeral. I guess he was thinkin’  the same thing; somethin isnt right here.   (He also confirmed she’s addicted to heroin.)   He waited till she got done with her lil fake-ass emotional speech,  and then actually stood up in the church , with all those people sittin there cryin’ and snifflin’, and told those them it was all bullshyt.

It was the toughest thing I have ever had to do get up and admit that my sister’s a fraud and that she’s lying to these people and taking advantage of them.   How can you do that?”

Angie’s lyin’ ass left the ‘services‘ and hasn’t been seen since.  The church is considerin pressin’ charges.   Oh, and the ashes in the urn?  They belonged to Angie and Brian’s mother, who died 4 yrs ago.  (I bet she’s cryin in heaven right now…)

She’ll surface tho.
The Pimp has to be paid.

 

Facebook, again…

Facebook is in some shyt again! 

Somebody called somebody’s baby ugly, and got cut! 
Natia Robinson, admits she called 18-year-old Briana Smith’s 4-day-old baby “ugly” in a Facebook comment, but did not expect Briana and her momma to come to her spot wantin’ to fight.

 All babies are ugly at 4 dayumm days old!  What the h3ll was they trippin’ ?  They lil  feelin’s that touchy?
“The daughter came over to my house with the mom (only ID’d as “Scott-Booker”) to see the messages, and she hit me in my eye trying to hit my daughter,”  Tiffany Scott explained.

Fifteen minutes later, Scott said there was another encounter outside.

“I was going to my daughter’s car… and she came out with the knives,” she said.

*video here*

Scott-Booker has been charged with felony aggravated battery and remains in jail.   Her daughter is accused of aggravated assault.

People take this Facebook shyt way too serious!  I would say someone is gonna get killed over this shyt, but they already have.   Fightin’ over a nucca, and he in jail at that!   People have been stabbed over shyt said online, school yard fights erupt over a comment.   A police officer lost his job over somethin’  he posted on his FB page.  And he is not the only person to do so…

“Social networking’” has taken on a whole new meaning…

OH NO SHE DIDN’T!

As if it wasn’t enough that this ungrateful,  transformer-lookin’ bytch embarrased her father, one of my favorite actors, Laurence Fishburne, by releasin’ a porn tape,  Montana Fishburne’s gone over the top now.

She’s all over the press, braggin’ that she hasn’t been speaking to her father since he told her how he was “embarrassed” by her, and that untill he respects her and accepts her for who (what- a whore with a bullet riddled ass?), she doesnt think they will have “much a  relationship”.   Doesn’t want anything to do with him, to be exact.

Well I be dayumm! 

“Chippy D”  should be on her knees (sic) beggin’ her father’s forgiveness for this crazy lapse of judgement and hopin’ he forgives her in this lifetime!  This man gave her a great life; travelin’, private schools-the best.    And this is how she repays him?

This hook-head really thinks she is gonna be the next (black)  Kim Kardashian, because of this sex tape.    She claims that offers are pourin’ in from mainstream  films and  TV.   I wonder who these idiots are.    Can you see this broad on prime-time TV, in a sitcom, after all this?

I can’t…

Bad Mother Award

The award goes to this ” faceless/nameless” chicken head- 

When I read this story (blackandmissing.org/April 2010),  the first thing I said was, “Take that hoe straight to jail and do not pass go!”  But Ima let y’all weigh in…

An 18-year-old gurl, Latoya Thomas went missin’ July 2009 in Jamaica, and guess when her mother (name withheld in the story I read-thats a good thing!) reported her child missin’? 

April 5TH, 2010, 10 MONTHS AFTER SHE LAST SAW HER DAUGHTER!  This bytch waited dayumm near a year before she reported her daughter missin’.  How raw is that?   This sounds like some Casey Anthony shyt.

She claimed that she didn’t report it because it “might cause her to not want to come home”.

OK…

That’s bull-shyt.

I’m callin’ 5-0 if I don’t hear from my daughter in 24 hrs-whether I answer the phone or not (I’m do that sometimes; have days where I dont answer the doorbell, the phone, email, nuthin’-me and ::the gurls:: lay around all day eatin’ and sleepin’ and watchin the tube.)   I can’t see sittin’ around for 10MONTHS, havin’ not heard a word from your child, and doin’ absolutely nothin’!

So the police are still tryin to figger out what she should be charged with, if anything.

My question to the masses is:  Should she be charged?  Do you feel like there is somethin’ else goin on here? 

MJack has a “Love Child” – Now

Gawddayummit!  When are the money-grubbers gonna let this man rest?  When will this madness end?

Now there is a woman, Mocienne Petit Jackson, claimin’ to be MJack’s ’love-child’ and wants her cut of the cash!   AND wants custody of MJack’s kids so she can offer them a more normal life.    Is she kiddin’?

She looks like a broke crackhead...

FIRST thing hit my brain cells was, by who?   Well this one claims to be MJack’s and Diana Ross’ sister,  Barbara.   (And I always thought Diana and MJack were knockin’ boots!)   She’s 35 now,  so all this fluckin’ must have taken place when MJack was about 17. 

Dr. Barbara Ross

But it gets better.

She claims  her ‘grandmother’, Miss Katherine, came up with a plot to have her kidnapped  and secretly sent to Belgium in to protect MJack’s reputation at the time.    She claims that there were seven co-conspirators involved in the plot and all, she claims, were murdered.     Lawd she put it on, didn’t she?     She  even  claims she was diagnosed with Vitiligo,  like MJ.

Dr. Barbara Ross denies all this shyt, and says she’s not this person’s mother and she is  delusional.  I think so too.

She filed paper in L. A yesterday.  We’ll see how this turns out. 

(Diana Ross singin’ “Love Child” keeps runnin’ thru my head for some reason…)