Back in tha day…

A Million Mofos could’na told me I didn’t have it my way!

The Boss

God was surely good, wasn’t he? Let the chuuuch say “Amen!”

Havin’ a moment… A little of me…

Thanx…

♥

Daily Blatherin’

I joined the ‘competition (is that what this is? whats the payoff?) ‘ on WP, the Post A Day 2011. I guess it wont be too hard- I post once or twice a day already; sometimes 4-5 times a day if I’m nasty.
The Mad Blatherin’ continues…
Stay tuned…

The Delusional Magpie

 Sarah “Magpie” Palin is delusional,  and I wonder when America will finally get that.

She’s written another book and in this book she, of course, bashes Obama, but calls Chelly-o  ‘unpatriotic’,  she calls Obama a racist (the pot callin’ the kettle black? This chicken head is thisclose to sayin’ the N word…) and even blamed him for ‘American Idol’ and the ‘unskilled competitors’ (like her and the Presidency?), and called them “victims of the cult of self-esteem.”    But how does this become Obama’s fault?

So is he responsible for “Bristol of The Two Left Feet” too?  ‘Cause that cow can’t dance her way out of a clear plastic bag, and her only claim to fame is  bein’  The Magpie’s whorish daughter, and gettin’ pregnant at 17.   Paris Hilton has a better resume than that, and I still don’t know exactly  why she’s famous…

It’s obvious to America as a whole,  that The Magpie is workin’ the scores of the DWTS competition.   They voted off Brandy?!!!?    Brandy scored high almost all those nights,  and Bristol’s sorry ass ‘layed down’ on the bottom of the scoreboard-so how does that translate into Brandy walkin’, and Bristol standin’ to smile for the cameras (and her mother sittin’ in the front row) once again? 

It doesn’t.

I’m already holdin’ the remote when this show comes on; if Bristol wins that competition, I will never watch that show again, no matter WHO is on it.  I will be convinced it’s rigged and can  ‘be bought“…

Then, the Magpie-in-Trainin’, Willow Palin is online, usin’ homophobic slurs against a FB user who attacked her Mom’s stupid reality show.  Called the man a “f**got”.  Bristol got in the fray and used some pretty racy language herself… 

Sarah Palin has blamed Bam for everything under the sun.  The oil spill, though he didn’t dive down there and break the dayumm thing himself, and BP has finally been exposed as havin’ cut some safety corners and caused this mess.   Her and her cronies blame him for the economy and job loss,  when all us sane and lucid people know Bush killed all that on his way out of Washington.   She even found a way to blame him for the mine collapsin’ in Chile… 

This woman wants to be President?    What a  ridiculous thought!    This is a woman who quit her job as Gov. of Alaska (when a better proposition comes along or she gets tired, will she walk out on America too?), goes on a world-wide campaign to promote a hastily written book (no one even knew or gave a dayumm about this magpie outside of Alaska, till McCain (stupidly) pulled her out of obscurity for the 2008 elections-now her life story “needs to be told”?)  A reality show?   What politician, with White House hopes , does a reality show?   And now another book?  

The Bytch actually refers to herself in the book as President of the United States, and the pulls a “Kanye” on Chelly-O, by sayin’ she ‘doesnt care about white people.   When you break it down, given the history of this country and the polarization we in now, why should she?   That’s  MY opinion, folks.

 Someone should look into suin’ this bytch for some of the outright stupid, reckless, and erroneous shyt that come out of her face…

Someone made a comment that The Magpie is on about 12 of her 15 mins of fame.    I agree.  If she doesn’t tweak these ‘Presidential run’ rumors, she becomes irrelevant; no more speeches, no more books (she could write one but who’d buy it once her face fell off the radar?), no more fame.  She’ll go right down the pike with the Dan Quayles and Jack Kemp (shyt, he died last year and no one noticed);   into oblivion.

 I hope so.  Otherwise, we have hell to pay in 2012.

 

Now THAT’S Gangsta!~

'Tasia

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned“  Fantasia’s dumb ass is about to find that out the hard way- where it hurts the most: in her pockets.

Paula Cook is just that gangsta.

First of all, she slept with this woman’s man, her broom-jumped Baby Daddy, and then wanted to meet with her to ‘talk about it’.  Well wtf, then?

You freak a married man, swag so hard about it, you get the man’s name tattooed in a prominent area (collarbone) for all the world to see, grow super confident in your role as home wrecker and make a dayumm sex tape,  actually try to take your own life because of ‘unrequited love, to force Antwaun’s hand, or whatever the flickety- fluck the problem was, and you think the woman you played this fiddle for, is supposed to feel some level of sympathy for you??

A ‘source close to the situation’ (God, I love those anonymus, talkative people!) says ‘Tasia met with her bf’s ex-wifey on Nov. 1-for twelve hours (how can you talk to a mofo that long?  I’m sure they took bathroom and coffee breaks), and basically asked her to keep her business ‘out of her mouth and out of the courtroom’.   And then to top the shyt off, ‘Tasin offered her  a measly ass ‘as much as’ $100ThouWow to settle “durin’ mediation”.     To go away.   Like her marriage,  her feelings, her children’s future  - her life, came so cheap.   I’d be p.o’d too, at the audacity.

And she’s still datin’ him.  How ratched is that?  I wonder where his ass was during these lil “talks”?

We know they didn’t come to any type of agreement.  Not only is she still squeezin’ on her boo, ‘Tasia didnt want to own up to the fact that she knew the man was hooked up w/children when she started they lil fling.  (…and just why would that matter at this point??)  Wifey say she knew; separated is still married.  

Nobody budged.

Paula "Get That Money" Cook

So she’s about to take it to the streets, and push a civil suit against the American Idol Alumni turned Homewrecker.    NC is one of those states that recognises that “Alienation of Affection” law; the woman scorned can make that new piece pay for the failure of the marriage.   Paula is goin’ for the Full Nelson.   You can have him.   F*ck you, Pay Me.   Its nothin’.   I know it’s not her fault the man didn’t respect his wife and children enough not to cheat, but it is her fault she didn’t respect the family, the woman or herself, for that matter, enough not to cheat with him.  It’s a woman thing…   Its one thing to hear/find out/know that your man is cheatin; you can avoid runnin’ into them and  not socialize with ‘mutual friends’, but when its the highlife and splashed on every magazine and newspaper, websites and radio station, people are talkin about it, the humiliation cuts a lot deeper…

Antwuan "Dogmeat" Cook

They have another “meeting” scheduled for Nov. 22nd. 

I think that h3lla kinda cool, tho… Now, whoever made this law ‘prolly was truly scorned, been with that man maybe 30-somethin’ years, had a lot invested, a lot to lose.  She was what we can rightfully consider a Jealous Bytch.    But there should be some kind of consequence for walkin’ off with a woman’s life like that, and be ugly when you do it.   That’s a painful thing for a woman to go thru.  And SHE KNEW that man was married.   She tip-toed around with his ass till the shyt hit the fan.   He is a celebrity like her; shyt all over the news.  She broke up that woman’s family, and disrupted her kid’s lives.  Now the two of them are responsible for them comin’ from a broken home… That is just not cute.

Paula should clean up nicely, cashin’ in on Tasia’s dumb ass in the civil suit.  Dogmeat was (is?) a manager at a T-Mobile store.   So of course ‘Tasia came bearin’ gifts…  ‘Way to pick ‘em,  ’Tasia.

Mashonda, Swizz Dead-Ass Beatz ex-wifey should be diggin’ in Alicia Keyes pockets right now…  She f*cked on Swizz and conceived a baby while he was still married to Mashonda.   She’s in the same Homewrecker’s Club.

HEY! jmo…!

The ugly part is, after all this bs she is and will go thru with and because of this man, this story will end with him doin’ the same thing to her-movin’ on to the next one.    She’ll be played too.  It slays me that these woman really think that they are ‘the one’, and that he will treat her right, and never cheat on HER.  SHE’S his soulmate…they were meant to be. 

These bytches need medication and chasity belts…

The Brass Tacks

Well, we all know that  the crucial midterm elections are down to the proverbial brass tasks.

I don’t really put too much faith in ‘polls’; all that is a buncha disgruntled little men sittin’  around massagin’ and crunchin’ numbers all day.  But they have been sayin’ that the Rethugilicans think they about to take over.    

They have been on this  massive mission to ‘take back America’ (from this Black Man) ever since Obama was elected.  They have sat they asses up in the Senate and the House and talked shyt about EVERYTHING this man has said or did, whether it made sense or not.  Like that outsource bill they shot down.    That sent thousands of jobs overseas,  and people over here are standin’ in soup lines.    That made no sense, yet they did it and had a stupid but  ‘sufficient’ (they say!)  reason for it.     Get ready to keep on gettin’ Hakmed’ on the line…

I think that we will see the last of lyin ‘ass Meg Whitman.  She truly thought she could buy her way into the governor’s mansion.   I didn’t have any hopes that she would win,  but that shyt with that illegal housekeeper -”I don’t know you, and you don’t know me“- truly f*cked her chances up,  with Latino voters, especially women.   Soon as that came out, Jerry had it in the bag.  Talked all that shyt about illegals, and had one workin’  for her for the last nine years.  How hypocritical is that?

Carly Fiorina is also on the way to Old News Status.  I think she thinks she can buy her office too.  She’s cute and pixy-lookin, speaks lies  in a soft voice and all that, but she’s full of shyt too.  She’s all on TV proclaimin’ to create jobs but didn’t have a problem with sendin’ 15,000+ HP people to the unemployment line, while she was jumpin’  out of limos and corporate jets.    Outsourced 30,000 + jobs overseas while she built a $14Milli home.  Ironically, when they finally fired her ass,  she walked away with a frosty $21Milli severance package.    This bytch mismanaged HP, which is why they kicked her ass to the curb. (Theres actually a website created by former employees of HP with the REAL “Carly & HP Story“ )

A lot of these candidates are in these races for their own reasons.  They aren’t tryin’ to ‘make a change’ about anything.  They just want to be the one who gets in the ring against Bam and the Dems because they have ‘control’  right now.    The Conservatives, Tea Partiers,and Republicans have built their recent reps on the bullshyt created in light of The Election of Bam and denouncin’ ANYTHING he says or does. 

Otherwise, the world wouldnt be subject to the magpie known as Sarah Palin .

I am amused at how everyone’s campaign promise includes the ;phrases, “job creation”  and “no new taxes“, when they know dayumm well if there was a quick fix to the job situation in this country, somebody would have already created them and we wouldn’t be in this crisis.    They know dayumm well once they get they asses wherever they tryin’ to go, they raisin’  taxes.    How else do they expect to pay for the bullshyt they promised?   And of course those special interest groups will have to have they palms greased as well… 

They think Americans are just that stupid.

I hope when America goes to the polls (and make sure we get out and vote, y’all!), they keep their heads about them, and not bow to the hysterical bullshyt bein’ fanned up by The Everybody Against Obama groups, and focus on the work we need to do.