Cuffed Up Again!

Zimmy Boo is back in the slammer!  See, what had happened was…

They caught this mofo and his wifey lyin’ through they teeth.  About the money.   At the bail hearin’, they said they were broke.  “Limited” funds.   But in real life, they had $150G’s, from the website he set up days after murkin’ Trayvon, still in the free world.  What innocent person sets up a website, pleadin’ his case?  A guilty mofo.

So if he lied about the money, what else is he lyin’ about?  How and why he shot Trayvon?

This is what happened, y’all:

Trayvon went and got his Skittles and tea, and was on his way back to the house.  This cretin, instead of mindin’ his and goin’ to Target like his bro claims he was, decided to play the cop he always wanted to be when he grew up, and approached this boy. 

“What’re you doin’ here?”

Anybody normal would ask this mofo with no badge, no uniform, “And who the phuck are you?”  At this point this mofo ‘prolly grabbed Trayvon and commenced to gettin’ the shyt whupped outta him.

Zimmy Boo pulled that gun to get out from under that ass whuppin’. Plain and simple.

He was racially profilin’ Trayvon based on the flimsy excuse that there had been recent break-ins in the area.  What second-story man brings candy and a drink to the job?

His mouthpiece plans to schedule a new ball hearing, and plans to call this all a huge mistake…  They think he’ll be released again.

Mofo turned himself in lookin’ fresh and clean, healthy (not like he’s recoverin’ from a brutal beating…)  With $500 in his pocket.But he’s broke, let him tell it.

I hope this makes Florida open their eyes and see the spots on this leopard, and keep his ass on ice till the trial starts.

Stranger things have happened…

dGb!

Eight? Botox? Really?

I don’t know if this post is about the dangers of livin’ through your kids and Baby Beauty Pageantry , or Child Abuse.

I kinda heard the interview on GMA of the SF mother, Kerry Campbell,  who gave her 8 yr old Botox injections before a pageant.  At the time I thought, “WTF?  What this child know about some Botox?  Somebody needs to call CPS!”

Well,  evidently  somebody else had the same thought; calls were blowin’ up the Human Services Agency while she was on camera with her daughter Britney, talkin’  about the extreme process they go through for this beauty contest shyt.  Hair Waxin??  So she won’t grow pubic hair??    Bay Area Child Protective Services is now investigatin’ this air-head.

Evidently this isn’t the first revelation.  This chicken head was supposedly demonstratin’ how to administer this Botox (that she buys online somewhere and swears it’s the safest thing!) to a British news store, usin’ her lil girls face, claimin’ this is a practice ‘growin’ on the kiddie pageant circuit.” (*Blank stare*)

Britny after Botox and ready to walk the stage!

She claims the lil girl asked for the Botox.  What does an 8-yr old know about Botox?  This sounds like a dayumm lie and a half-ass attempt to justify this shyt.  Even if she did, she should have been The Parent and answered her with a loud, resoundin’ “NO”.

This lil girl is all f*cked up now:

“My friends think it’s cool I have all the treatments and they want to be like me.”

The sick part:

“I check every night for wrinkles [and] when I see some, I want more injections….They used to hurt, but now I don’t cry that much…

The reason for the beat down:

“I also want a boob and nose job soon.”

EIGHT YR OLDS DO NOT HAVE WRINKLES, DAYUMMIT!!!!  AND THEY DAYUMM SHO’ SHOULDNT BE THINKIN’ ABOUT BOOB AND NOSE JOBS AT EIGHT YRS OLD!!!!

Her money would be better spent gettin’ the lil girls teeth fixed and trimmin’ her lil fat ass down…

Side effects of this shyt are horrifyin’!  Physically and Mentally.   This shyt paralyzes muscles; if for some reason this shyt shot in the face drips into the throat, it can stop you from swallowin’.   If it drips to the diaphragm it can stop you from breathin‘.   (That’s enough for me not to f*ck with it!.)

Mentally,  she is gonna go through life thinkin’  her worth is based on what she looks like, and an over-sexualized her image to herself and the world.  One doctor even said as young as she is, over time this can actually changed the natural shape and appearance of her face…

She f*cked up, and the Bay Area Child Protective Services, the public outcry and the possibility of losin’ custody of Britany is gonna make that real to her ass

Stay tuned.

$100 Million Dollar Baby

Well,  Tiger Woo managed to get off lightly, at least for now.    It’s reported that Elin will only get $100 Milli, custody of the kids, of course, + child support payments while walkin’ away from her marriage to the Serial Cheater.   That’s a far cry from the $750 Milli she asked for.  That’s more than Tiger Woo makes actually.    He’s reportedly only worth about $5-600 Milli.

She could get close to that $750 mark, tho.  The fact that child support is based on earnings and potential earnings, over the years she could clean up!   She also get their $4.5 million house in Windermere, Fla., plus an apartment in Stockholm and a farm nearby.   She paid!

Well,  in light of the fact that he wants a lifetime of silence from her, that’s good money.   She won’t EVER have to work a day in her life.  Her kids wont have to work a day in their lives.  There is nothin’ a tabloid or mag rag could offer her.

She deserves it.  The boy publicly humiliated her, cheatin with all those grimey chickenheads.  But I got a feelin’ life aint so bad now…

I hope he and all the other Cheaters have learned their lesson.  ” Dont step out on your wifey, cos the bytch is gonna tell, and it’s gonna cost you.”

ta*

Elin Wants FULL CUSTODY!

Elin is comin out swingin’!    radaronline reports that Mrs. Woo has decided to go for FULL CUSTODY of the kids.   She still wants Tiger to be ‘a big part’ of the kids lives,(she says), but has decided not to agree to joint custody.  This could turn this already contentious divorce into an all out public war.  Tiger is not givin’ up those kids without a fight.   I would hope…

Right now they share the kids.  Tho they live about a mile apart, they barely talk and nannies drive the kids between their homes.

Maybe it would be best that she did have full custody. Its better than the kids subject to a parade of chickenheads and bimbos stumblin’ out of the master bedroom every other mornin’…   Tiger doin’ his bachelor thing.

(**sigh**) 

I will be glad when this is over…

Elin’s Lookin’ For A $750Milli PayDay!

The latest news on the Tiger Woo divorce saga is that Elin is gonna make his ass pay-really pay-for his ‘discretions’. 

She’s askin’ for a whoppin’ $750Milli settlement.  She  believes he has more money than he has on the books, which might be why the amount has went up from the $400Milli predicted a few months ago. 

(I guess all that extra-martial  booty ended up costin’ wayyyyyyyyy more than it was worth, eh Tiger, my boy? AND she ‘nationally’ whupped yo’ ass!  Po’ thang…)

Remember a while back:
• While Tiger  was still hidin’ out, Elin went to Tiger’s office and removed boxes full of financial documents, which she put in her car and drove away?

• She hired a private investigator to look into Tiger’s assets and give her an accurate assessment of Tiger’s worth?

• She joked with her friends around the holidays about gettin’ a $300Mill settlement from Tiger as a Christmas gift?

She was settin’ his ass up for the kill then.   She also wants full custody of the couple’s two children, and to take them to Sweden to live.   I guess he’ll either have to go half-way around the world for ‘visitation’, or never see them again.   Wow…

Tiger is reportedly asking for a lifetime confidentiality clause which will prevent Elin writing or talkin’ about the details of their marriage, and, I guess, their divorce…   She is apparently not havin’ that.   Maybe she’s  plannin’ on writin’ a book and goin’ on the talk-show circuit.

Back to the bargainin’ table…

*More details as they come in.

Sandra Bullock Finally Files for Divorce!~

Sandra Bullock Adopts a Baby!~

I always loved Sandra Bullock-ever since she was in Speed with Keanu Reeves- and wanted to kick Jesse James’ ass for cheatin’ on her with that side-show freak.   And then all the shyt hits the fan just in time to ruin the best day of her life, winnin’ that gold statue.

People mag announced that she is movin’ on with her life.   She had filed for divorce, and went forward with the adoption of lil Louis Bardo Bullock, a 3-1/2 month old from New Orleans.  As a single parent.  They began the process together four years ago, and brought him home in January, but wanted to keep it quiet till after the Oscars.  And then he showed his ass…

Sandra recently announced she is not lookin’ for custody of any of Jesse’s kids, who she is supposedly takin’ care of while this cretin ran off to sex-addiction camp.   

“His stint at the Arizona rehab facility helped Jesse understand what he has done to his wife and his family.   He is a beaten man.”  

Hmmm…. It took gettin’ caught was all.   This cartoon character admitted to SEVEN women.  He fully understood (like Tiger Woo) what the h3ll he was doin’ everytime he went up in one of these chicken heads…

I like the way she’s doin’ her.  “Keep your kids, and get out of my life.  I’m adoptin’ this baby as mine and movin’ on…  See Ya!”

At least she’s not wastin’ anytime; I don’t know what Elin is waitin’ on…

Where the H3ll is ‘Baby Gabe’?

::Elizabeth & Baby Gabe::

This story started as a couple,  Logan McQueary and  a 23 yr old chicken head Elizabeth Johnson,  in a toxic relationship, with the baby as a pawn.  and another couple,  Jack and Terri Smith tryin’ to adopt a  baby.     What  Jack and Terri didn’t know,  was that his child was  the subject of a custody battle .   Elizabeth  kidnapped the baby, and then failed to show up for the hearing. 

I guess this is when she approached this couple about adoptin’ Baby Gabe.    Now this bia is found in Florida without Baby Gabe, claimin she “gave him to strangers in a park in San Antonio.”     There is a woman who said she babysat Gabe,  and some pics in a hotel in San Antonio, date stamped Dec 26, the last day anyone saw this child. 

She’s also told the father that she would kill the baby, and at one point that she had killed him.    But the Five-0  still think he is alive. 

Ok – then where is he??????

Added to the bullshyt, is the another bombshell this crazy broad dropped: It seems Baby Gabe has TWO  ’potential” fathers!  Some other guy, Craig Cherry may be the father. 

Now the baby is missin’.

Lil Gabriel went missin Dec 26th, and just like that other stupid bia, Casey Anthony,  she’s not talkin’.   About her missin’ baby or what happened to him.

The Flucked Up thing about this is that this baby is ‘prolly dead,  and the just havent found his lil body.  Otherwise, where is he?  People just don’t lose a 9- month- old baby…    And she has too many stories.

They have indicted this crazy biatch, on child abuse, custodial interference and conspiracy to commit custodial interference, and holdin her on $1.1Milli bail. 

They’ll be addin’ murder charges soon, I think…

I hate stories like this.    In almost all (all?) cases, the child is found dead somewhere.   These bitches dont know how lucky they are, and what a gift from God it is,  to have a child.  Some people cant, and will never know  a love like that.     There should be a mandatory life sentence for cases like this.  Not the death penalty, but  Life Without a PoP , no  parole at all!   That way they can sit they ass up there every 24-hr day for the rest of their miserable lives, and think about what they did.    Death is too good for them.  Let them demons tear they ass up on the daily.   I think thats worse than the shot.  

Bristol -vs- Levi: Round 1

::Bristol & Levi- in happier times?::

These Palin people just trip me out, and I wonder sometimes just WHO the fluck they really think they are?

Just when this lil book tour of  “Pasty Palin’s”  is about to end, and we all thought we’d heard the last of them-at least for a while…

The latest pile of b*s, is this custody suit of  Bristol’s against Levi.   She is seekin sole custody of their lil boy, Tripp

(WHY would someone name a child that?)

Bristol Palin does not consider her boyfriend to be fit to claim even joint custody of their son.  Her claims are that he is “immature”,  and that she and her family provide almost all the care and support for the child anyway.  

Sounds like jealousy to me; he has a life and she doesn’t, other than “Sarah Palin’s Hoe-ish Ass Daughter, Who Got Preggers, Unmarried and Underage.”

Levi has nothin’ bad to say about his Baby Mama, but he’s smart wantin’ this in a public forum (she wanted a gag order and  o media coverage; that was DENIED), so he wont be the vic of “Pasty’s ” wrath.  She’s involved;  Pasty’s attorney-who is NOT a family lawn specialist- is reppin’ Bristol…

This shyt is gonna get ugly.  Bristol’s paperwork already shows her jealousy; referrin’ to Levi as an ‘aspiring model and actor.”  And what the h3ll is wrong with that?    He’s makin a livin, and last I checked that wasn’t a crime.

Whats best for any child is the interaction of both parents.  What this is, is another op (orchestrated by “Pastey”) to get at Levi- she hates him, ya kno…

This will public and messy, and I will watch every bit of  it …

Early Mornin’ B*S: Tiger Woods Goin’ into Rehab?

Ran across a blurb that Tiger Woo, in a drastic measure to get his life together and maybe keep his wifey, is goin’ into’ therapy for his sexual addiction (the excuse/reason?) and use of  the drugs, Ambien and Vicodin.

Plan is that he check in early next month.  Snitches say he’s willin’ to do whatever Elin says to keep her, and this is at the top of the list of demands.

Is this the logical next step for people like Tiger?  It seems like it- all these famous folks, once they get caught at some shyt, have a breakdown and admit the fault, and then ‘go into rehab/therapy’?   Then come out fresh and brand new, and all is forgiven? 

Well good for him, anyway.   But I still think Elin is takin the kids, the cash, and whats left of her dignity, and movin’ to Sweden.  This may get you an extra visit or two…