Zimmy Boo is back in the slammer! See, what had happened was…
They caught this mofo and his wifey lyin’ through they teeth. About the money. At the bail hearin’, they said they were broke. “Limited” funds. But in real life, they had $150G’s, from the website he set up days after murkin’ Trayvon, still in the free world. What innocent person sets up a website, pleadin’ his case? A guilty mofo.
So if he lied about the money, what else is he lyin’ about? How and why he shot Trayvon?
This is what happened, y’all:
Trayvon went and got his Skittles and tea, and was on his way back to the house. This cretin, instead of mindin’ his and goin’ to Target like his bro claims he was, decided to play the cop he always wanted to be when he grew up, and approached this boy.
“What’re you doin’ here?”
Anybody normal would ask this mofo with no badge, no uniform, “And who the phuck are you?” At this point this mofo ‘prolly grabbed Trayvon and commenced to gettin’ the shyt whupped outta him.
Zimmy Boo pulled that gun to get out from under that ass whuppin’. Plain and simple.
He was racially profilin’ Trayvon based on the flimsy excuse that there had been recent break-ins in the area. What second-story man brings candy and a drink to the job?
His mouthpiece plans to schedule a new ball hearing, and plans to call this all a huge mistake… They think he’ll be released again.
Mofo turned himself in lookin’ fresh and clean, healthy (not like he’s recoverin’ from a brutal beating…) With $500 in his pocket.But he’s broke, let him tell it.
I hope this makes Florida open their eyes and see the spots on this leopard, and keep his ass on ice till the trial starts.
Stranger things have happened…