…And this officer, Eroilo Luna, should be fired, quartered and drawn for stupidity.
Douglas Brown spent two nights in jail over a strawberry-kiwi Snapple. Aint that a bia?
Doug, a pastry chef and former auxiliary cop,(!) was ridin’ around with his friend, when the friend blew a stop sign and got stopped by the infamous Eroilio. He had the Snapple, in a black plastic bag, between his knees when the cop gestured at it and ask what it was. He told him and as the officer turned to walk away, Doug said, “I understand if he stopped me for the seat belt, or something. But a juice? You got nothing better to do?”
Shyt popped from there. Next thing you know he is out of the mini van bein searched and arrested. ‘Guess he got mad offended…
After two days in jail waitin’ to be arraigned, the judge asked if anyone had saved the Snapple bottle. The cops threw it out, and the judge did the same with the charges of resistin’ and obstructin’ justice. He thought is was funny.
Doug is not laughin’. He filed suit Tuesday against the city and the officer.
We’ll see who gets the last laugh…