Iphone Madness…

First off, let me say this phone is so oveorplayed, it’s unreal.  They’re overpriced at 700.00 minimum, and dont really do too much more than an Android.  Granted, they are cute and stylish, and have Siri, but…

People will say or do the most to get one…

Workin’ in a call center for a well-known wireless service provider, I have heard it all till today.

Man called in and said his doctor told him he can no longer use an Android phone, it must be an Iphone 5! While I was tryin’ to believe this, he said if we didn’t credit his account for two, 32GB’s ($749 EA) or he would cancel his service. Umm…

Some of these people call in knowin’ their upgrade date is in the back of 2013, and complain they cant process an upgrade on the site or in the store for some reason… These people want us to believe there is a problem with the site anf we should fix it so they can (hopefully) finish their upgrade. Or the phone they have is doin’ Twillight Zone shyt and needs to be replaced. One guy said his Evo started smokin’ everytime he called out. Been doin’ it for two weeks.

Both these people want that dayumm IPhone 5.

Ok…

It’s only a phone.

Sandusky Slamdunked!

Well, Its all over. The Penn State Pedophile has been convicted of 45 of 48 counts of Child Molestation against 8 lil’ boys.

Jerry Sandusky sat emotionless as the foreman said the word “Guilty” forty-five times. He’s facin’ 445 years in the slammer. Atleast the rest of his natural life, at 68 yrs old.
His stupid attorney says they will appeal.

His nasty ass deserves every second of that time, for what he did to those kids. He really thought this shyt was ok. That’s the sad part for him. His wifey shoul be in hidin’ herself.

She’s either with it, or in deep denial about her freaky ass man. There is no way, unless it really was a soundproof room, that she couldn’t hear those babies hollarin’ in that house. And if she didn’t, wouldn’t she want to know why he was all closeted upwith these kids???

Just like his co-workers knew and didn’t tell, she knew too. Bytch.

More kids, includin’ his own
son has come forward. This man is a monster. Though the case is over, these kids may never heal…
Justice was served today. Yes, it was.

dGb!

Sounds Like Bullshyt…

Woke up to b.s. this mornin’.

This mofo is on TV supposedly tellin’ his side of the story. His attorney released a 15 min vid with Zimmy Boo at the crime scene, reenactin’ the events of that night.

Go watch the shyt.

Now let’s talk about it

The first problem I have with it, is that he is deep in these apartments, far from the truck the po-po told his ass to stay in and not follow Trayvon. He also claimed Trayvon was ‘standin’ in front of a house that had recently been broken into’. (Ok….)

The struggle he claims they had could’nt have happened the way he said. Trayvon supposedly said things that sounded unnatural for the situation, unnatural for Trayvon.

The way he described Trayvon seein’ and then goin’ for his gun; what mofo with splittin’ seconds is slidin’ his hand down the chest on the way to the gun, instead of goin’ str8 for the piece? All that clampin’ down and reachin’ for the gun, gettin it out and gettin’ one off didn’t happen. And the autopsy said Trayvon was shot from an intermediate range; not as close as he described…

He gave me the impression he was makin’ the shyt up as he went along.

I’m not buyin’ it with your money. I’m hopin’ the jury doesn’t either.

What say you?

Awesomeness!

Take a look at this pic:

…a closer look:

…and then even closer:

This awesome guy created this portrait of Bam by re-writin’ by hand, three of his speeches.  Applyin’ different pressure on the pen on different parts of the canvas made this masterpiece.

The guy is awesome.

How did I find this guy?  Watchin’ People’s Court.  John Turner Jr.was bein’ sued along with Resident Media, a graphic media company, that evidently forgot to pay the guy who drew the original pic.

I think the guy won $300.

Check the guy out; he’s the bomb!
John Turner Jr.

What Say You?

Usually, I’m layin’ my intelligent opinion on the minions, but this one bears a ‘group’ opinion…

(This happened in 2009 and is just comin to litigation…)

24 yr old Levi  Mohney allegedly went to his girl’s house (this actually happened in a trailer park) and they got into a lil tiff…

When the 5-0 ‘responded’ (the majority of the reports I saw said they actually broke down the door…),  Levi was holdin’ a soda bottle of gas, and a Bic.   They claim they warned him if he didn’t give up, they would  ‘jolt’  him.    They further claim he said if they do, he’d set himself on fire.

The 5-0′s story (and they stickin’  to it),  is that he refused to surrender and then “the troopers used a stun gun and he ignited himself.”   Those exact words.   The boy wasn’t armed and did not pose a threat to anyone  but himself…

The boy burst into flames and died the next day, sufferin’ burns on 98% of his body.  24 years old.

Here’s where it gets sketchy to me:   Once he refused to surrender,  and assumin’ he’d soak himself in the gas while they were in route,  when they fired the taser, how long did he have to flic the bic and set himself on fire?    Those lil prods shoot out pretty dayumm fast.  And wouldn’t firin’ a taser and creatin’ a spark,  be the wrong thing to do when the man is standin’ there soaked in a flammable liquid? 

The question is:  WHO IGNITED THE GAS…?
 
At any rate, the father, Shawn Mohney, is suin’ in the Western District of U.S. District Court,  (The Fed’s House) for violations of civil rights, wrongful death, and violations of the Americans with Disabilities Act.    Mr. Geckle (Shawn’s mouthpiece) said Levi was sufferin’ from a mental disability.

So…

Do you think that Mr. Mohney’s case has merit?  How does the situation lay out to you?  Are the troopers blameless; is it possible that Levi actually set himself on fire?   Should the troopers be dinged for makin’ the wrong decision,  to fire the taser?

Humbly waitin’ on your reply…

Lindsay Who?

Who does Lindsay Lohan really , in real life, think she is?  An untouchable super hero?  Walkin’ with angels?

This broad has rejected a plea deal, I guess because it includes a lil time in the pokey.  So what else does she expect?

The broad has been in and out of trouble almost since her B-movie career began, always skatin’ just inside the lines and avoidin’  jail time.  Now its lookin’ like they tired of that,  and about to offer this bimbette some real time  in light of this grand theft charge.   And its gonna be a lot more that funky 13 days she spent in jail last year.

Looney Lindsay was already on paper when she took-yes I believe she took it; caught on tape!- that $25ThouWow necklace from the jewlery store.  And she’s facin’ assault charges for attackin’  a worker at Betty Ford while she was there on a ‘court ordered’ vacation.    Bet the judge really likes that…

The Infamous Piece

The courts don’t look lightly on your slappin’ them in the face after they gave you love.   And that’s just what this broad has done from day one.   House arrest, ankle bracelets, n’ shyt, when the average person would have been ‘violated’ on paper and sent to jail for at  least 6 mos to a year.  She got 13 days…

Now she’s waitin’  on a pre-lim.  Takin’ it to trial.  This is where she will surely get it socked to her dumb ass.   She’s pretty much guaranteed jail time.   And they gonna be mad that you wasted their time.   Guess she’s just puttin it off till the very last minute…  We shall see.

In other Pink News:  The owners of Kamofie & Co, the store she lifted the piece from, have announced that once the case is over (and the necklace is released from police custody) they will be auctioning off the infamous necklace and donating the proceeds to their own greedy wallets an unspecified charity…

Well…   Ok then.

Makes my dayumm day…

Charley is fightin back!

That chicken head, Christina “Capri Anderson“ Walsh, who claims she was so terrorized by Charlie Sheen  and is about to file a lawsuit against him (and his cash!), is “reconsiderin’…

Translation: “He aint goin’  for the okie doke, and if I f*ck around too much,  I might end up in jail my dayumm self, so Im outta here.”

When this first hit the fan, it smelled like Attention/Greedy Bytch bullshyt.    Look at the facts: This broad was bought and paid for to come to this party.  Aint nobody believin’ he was such a fan of her work, and it was to just have dinner as a ‘paid guest’, boo.  People would line up from here to NY to have dinner with Charlie Sheen for free, so why would he pay a mofo just to come eat with him?   SHE’S  A PORN STAR.    We all know what he ‘paid for’. 

She claims he was already side-wayz drunk and talkin’ loud (and hurling racist and sexist slurs, she claims) at the dinner, yet she goes back to his room with him?    (Wasnt the dinner over?   Shouldnt her ‘paid dinner guest’ duties have come to an end?   Hey, I’m jus’ sayin’…)    She watches him snort a ‘white substance’ (bytch you know it was cocaine, and you took a line or two ya dayumm self! *side eye*).

So they start suckin’ face and the clothes come off-he about to get what he really paid for- then all of sudden out of the blue, he just started chokin’ her and then threw a lamp ?    Then started trashin’ the room lookin’ for,  she says,  his wallet and keys.   (Thats very important later*)  I guess after he finished his lil ‘breakdown’, he decided to leave the room, nekkid they say, and 5-0 found her,  supposedly ‘terrified‘, locked in the bathroom.

He also threatened to kill her ‘durin’ their day in NY.    I wouldn’t even ‘be’ at ‘dinner’ that night, with a mofo who told me was gonna kill me that day.  Come on now…

Yet the night they took Charlie to the loony bin, none of this was brought up.    Even went on her lil website,  assurin’ all her lonely, horny, freaky fans that she was alright (but click ‘enter’, kick cash, and see more of the boo-tay!)

This bytch is so full of shyt.   I guess ever since TigerGate, they think that if they threaten a mofo,  they will pay.    And I notice they all porn whores, strippers, cocktail waitresses or tattooed freaks…   Any way, this broad probably sat around in the ensuin’ days, and with the help of a greedy, ambulance chasin’ mouthpiece, came up with this wonderful get rich quick scheme.

She’s already on the talk-show circuit, tellin’ her pitiful, fabricated story to anybody that will listen.  Good Mornin America, Nightline…

But Charlie aint no joke.  He beat that bytch at her own game.    He turned around and filed a $1Milli dollar suit against her ass for tryin’ to shake him down, (which is exactly what she tried to do!) and the reason her ass was locked in the bathroom, was because she had his $165ThouWow,  blinged out Patek Philippe watch in there with her, tryin’ to stash it ( you-know-where).    (That’s what he was trashin the room lookin’ for!)    He called the gurl a  scuz-bucket grifter and  attention whore “opportunist porn star and publicity-hungry scam artist”.     He says she concocted this story and the threatened to call the press if he didn’t pay.    When he didn’t she called the press.  (I guess the watch was a side hustle…)

Nobody is feelin’ her.  He had Thanksgiving dinner with Denise and the kids, and Brooke refuses to tell the cops shyt about him and their relationship.

I doubt this ever hits the docket, but if it does, it would be interestin’  to see how it plays out…

If  Tiger would have fought back,  maybe he’d have come out smellin’  a little bit better than he did.   He could have filed a extortion case against some of those chicken heads.  It would have really come down to his word against theirs,  unless they have real pics and tapes and they dont,  or we would have already seen them by now, trust me.   Most of those bytches would have started blendin’ in with the scenery,  instead of becomin’ famous for star-f*ckin’  (Lawd, I dont understand this world sometimes…) like they did .

jmo*

2 Bytches…

There are two cases on the wire these days that just make me want to lose it and go all ‘Joe Mainey’ on a mofo.

The Kryon Hormon and Zahra Baker cases may send me to jail.

In both cases,  the child ‘comes up missin’ and in both cases the Evil Step Mother has the answers.  And in both cases the bytches are not talkin’

Kyron’s stepbytch, Terri-after bein’ the last one to see Kyron, the bullshyt story about the Dr. appointment, the swirl around her and her lil friend, tryin’ to have Kyron’d dad Kaine offed- is lookin’ so guilty,  I dont understand why she hasnt been charged with somethin‘…

Zahra’s lil ransome note-still dont know why she wrote that (*side-eye*)- and the fact that she’s the one who told them where to find this child’s remains, is enough to throw her ass down the black hole forever.   And I think that buffoon of a dad of hers, Adam  (the blue-balled idiot who meets a woman online and then moves his retarded ass and his daughter all the way to America to marry her-(without her mom Emily Dietrich’s consent or knowledge- she’s in so much anquish right now…) knows more than he’s tellin’ too.  They takin’ turns throwin’ each other under the bus…

God, I wish I could have a 20-min visit with each of the sperm vessels.  The 5-0 would be conveniently on a coffee/doughnut break (my treat).  I’d grab them by the throat and tell them if they dont come clean RIGHT NOW I will whup they ass like they stole somethin’.   (They did; the lives of these precious children).  Don’t even try to scream or call the ‘peoples’; they not comin (they’d be in on it-10 dozen doughnuts should hold ‘em long enough) 

So come clean, or bend over and kiss your ass goodbye.

Too bad tactics like this are illegal.   But hey-it  was a good dream while it lasted…

Bad Credit = No Job?

“You have somebody who has fallen behind on their bills because they’re out of their job in this economy, and because they’ve fallen behind on their bills, they can’t get a job.”

Catch-22

Current Job Applicant Status: Shyt Outta Luck

When I went to GA in 2005, is when I was first aware that a person’s credit score had a lot to do with what job a person gets and in some cases, whether or not they even get the job. 

Now that rule is comin under fire by the EEOC.    The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission peoples.   They takin’ a look at it.   And it’s about time. 

Critics (which surely includes me!) say the checks unfairly discriminate against minorities (Black folks and Hispanics usually have bad credit and amongst the highest of the unemployed, compared to White America) and the ‘newly poor’ affected by the recession.  47% of businesses currently run credit checks for employment.

I’ve always said that how much money I owe, and how I pay my bills shouldn’t have shyt to do with how I do the job I was hired for.   And how else do I change that, without a job, so I can make the bread to ‘pay down’ the dayumm bills and raise the dayumm credit score?    A true Catch-22.

The employer is not gonna tell you (in most instances) that your credit score is the reason you didn’t get the job.    They usually just say you didnt ‘quite meet the requirments for the position’.    You may have been over-qualified.  That would surely work on my self esteem.    And its a horrible deception. 

Heard a horror story about a woman who applied at a mortgage brokerage firm, made it to the final interview,  and then was tossed under the bus because she was behind on her own mortgage.    She was more than qualified for the job. 

The rationale behind this bullshyt is that if you have credit issues, you have little or no integrity,  and basically might steal some shyt.   I guess it makes sense when we talkin’ about handlin’ someone’s finances.  You don’t want a mofo with huge gamblin’ debts, havin’  access to your assets.   (Lets not forget Bernie Maddoff’s ass.)  But it makes no sense for a person who is lookin’ for a janitorial job to have to fear a credit check.  WTF would his/her debts have to do with cleanin’ toliets and washin’ windows?

It would seem to me a ‘credit challenged’ person is the BEST candidate for the job.  This mofo is broke and hungry and has bills to pay.  They comin’ to work, on time and in full, ready to go.    They’re gonna do the job cause they need that paycheck.    And what other way to climb outta the hole, than bein’  able to pay the dayumm bills?

Sometimes these  companies f*ck themselves.   A man with a thousand degrees and eons of drive and experience, can be sent packin’ because he defaulted on his student loan or somethin’.   Then they hire a blockhead with no experience but excellent credit,  who can’t find his way out of a dayumm paper bag without help…

Look, people don’t get up in the morning sayin’ “What can I do to f*ck off my credit score today?”   Shyt  happens.   People make mistakes.  Sometimes shyt happens so fast, they just wake up and this is what that is.     They still deserve a chance.

I hope the practice is eliminated.  Then maybe good people can get back to work,  pay they bills, and get back to spendin’ money.  The economy can rebound, and maybe change can commence to comin’.

jmo*

Murderer Suing Hostage- And WINNING!

Now this is a sign that the world had gone crazy and taken me with it! 

Tremayne Durham, convicted of murder in 2006, is now targeting one of his victims again, and he’s winning in court! 

Evidently Durham ordered an $18G ice cream truck from the hostage, Rob Chambers.  ‘Guess he was plannin’ on goin’ into business…   Seems he decided against buyin’ that truck, and when he couldnt get a refund for his gwap,  he took Chambers and another dude, Adam Calbreath hostage.  Durham killed Calbreath because Calbreath wouldn’t tell the killer where to find Chambers.   GANGSTA!  

“He’s terrorizing me,” said Chambers, 39. “…That’s the good ol’ American way:  He can sue me. I’m just amazed that they would even see this case.” 

Now in prison serving 30 years for murdering Calbreath and taking Chambers hostage while shoving a gun in his stomach, the convicted killer – Tremayne Durham – is using the courts to get that refund.     And he’s having success.     Facing eviction and the loss of his business, Rob Chambers can’t afford a lawyer so he’s going to fight this convicted killer on his own. 

::chambers::

 

He filed his neatly handwritten suit in February, seeking money for the truck and an extra $20,000 to cover, among other things, the cost of traveling from his home state of New York to Oregon in his personal collection attempt.    (Durham made international news for his unusual plea deal in 2006. He agreed to plead guilty in exchange for his favorite foods from KFC and some Haagen-Dazs ice cream.) 

 Well I be dayumm…         

::the "plaintiff"::