Hostage Situation?

These ni@@az are really crazy.  Really. And yes, I said the n-word.

As with all dirty shyt done in the dark, the real soon comes to the light…

Miss Katherine Jackson missin’ has turned into a whole desperate, stupid scheme by broke, desperate bust-downs.

This lady was on TV tellin’ the world that she was spirited away from the kids by a man ‘in contact with her personal physician’, on her way to an event, and taken to a spa.  There, they took her phone and iPad, and put her in a room with no TV or radio. 

Then we see the video.

Jermaine is nervous as a cat, with lies and bullshyt on his face.   Janet is silent and stone faced.  And what is the reason for the random employee to be in the video?  “I’m here to show nobody is really under duress… I don’t even know wtf is goin’ on…”

WTF is goin’ on is, these broke fools all need money.  Randy and Jermaine’s grimy asses owe the same chickenhead (they so nasty…) rack$ in back child support.   The Jackson Tour wasn’t a big hit.  Janet ain’t had a hit lately…  Last I heard, Joe was an aspirin’ lounge lizard in Vegas. What the phuck is Rebbie doin’ in Arizona?

They broke. And all that plastic surgery is startin’ to fall…

Michael’s will was clear as a bell.  What part of, “Dont ask for a dime, I’m not givin’ you a dime, kick rocks” dont they understand? He didn’t even like y’all. They couldn’t even come to the house. Joe’s name wasn’t spoken there…

So while they hollarin’ about the greedy lawyers lyin’ and falsifyin’ the will, they know what every part of it means. But they also know that whoever has the kids, has the gold and makes the rules. That’s when the plan hatched.

Was the next step to have Miss Katherine ruled incompetent? Senile and too old to handle these kids? And then who did they think was gonna get the kids and the gold?

These kids would’ve showed they asses to the world, if some judge would’ve made them go anywhere but home… Paris let us know she was not with the bullshyt.

This is such a hot, crunchy mess. With roasted peanuts. I know the dirt on Mike’s grave is swirlin’ in the air…

2011 Pimp Daddy of the Year!~

More Baby Daddy Drama.  This time it’s Arnold Swartzenegger!~

Ok- we all know him and Maria were sweetly on TV,  announcin’ they were “choosin’ to live apart” and all that rigamrole.  I tried to believe it; people do after that much time, grow apart.  But…

Well, he just basically put himself on blast with the startlin’ revelation that he has fathered a child with some hired help.  And this child is evidently about 10 yrs old.   That not a “lil secret”, mofo…

Seems he told her this around January when he left office.  Guess it got ugly – and I guess it would; I don’t think I could pass that mofo in all that house they go,t without slappin’ the shyt out of him everytime I thought about it, regardless of press and who the fluck what.  They ‘decided to live apart’…

The Baby Mama is a person who worked for the family for over 20 yrs.  I know Maria feels hella betrayed by this as yet unamed bitch she been takin’ care of all this time.  She has supposedly retired recently.

So he has basically admitted to adultry and fatherin’ a child out of wedlock with a hooker.  Married to the Kennedy all the time.   Apparently there was a cover-up, because they say she told people her husband was the father.  I can see Arnold wavin’ dolla bills in this (and her husband-he had to be in on it!) woman’s face,  tellin’ them to do exactly this.  This man was runnin’ for Gov.; whatchu think?  He didn’t want to rock the boat.

I’m sure we can expect the next headline to announce divorce filin’s.   She’s claimin’ she sacrificed “her own success for his ambitions and family and now is publicly betrayed and humiliated“.  You know they negotiatin’ he good name right now with statements like that.

He put that shyt on the down low real quiet like, and kept it there, while he had his lil career.  Once he was done (term limits n’ all), I guess he felt it was time to ‘come clean’.  What can they do? The man is obviously not plannin’ to be in politics any longer, otherwise he would have kept perpin’ the fraud.  If it’s a movie career its rumored he wants, they love this type of shyt.    He can go back to bein’  an actor.  So, to me,  he feels he can’t be touched at least where it hurts.  And so do I.  I don’t see why there is a ‘negotiation’.  He don’t give a dayumm.

That’s why he’s a Pimp Daddy of 2011.

You GO, Boi!~

Mr. Officer: ID Please…

This man pulled it off. just like that Student Body President at Fresno State here in Cali, except his situ is a little worse.

Rafael Espinoza was a widely respected and ‘expemplary’ police officer in Anchorage Alaska. “His reputation here is one of a hard-working officer, one who was very professional,” Anchorage Police Chief Mark Mew at a recent news conference.

The problem is he is not Rafael Espinoza, but Rafael Mora-Lopez, an illegal immigrant who stole another man’s identity in 2005. How’s that for ballz?

Rafael appeared in U.S. District Court and plead not guilty to passport fraud (up to 10 in the clink). All this came out when he was applyin’ for a passport renewal. (His age, like his whole life, turned out to be a lie too; he told the Feds he was 47 yrs old, the police have him listed as 51.) There are no ‘immediate’ plans to file charges-shyt is “still under investigation.” Sounds to me like the blue wagons are circlin’ the camp, lookin’ for a way to let this guy off…

The realRafael Espinoza is a U.S. citizen who lives just outside Alaska.

This is gonna be some shyt. Can you imagine all the court cases they have to go back through, if he testified in them? How many mofos are givin’ away they commissary right now, because they know their case is about to be thrown out over this?

This case is almost like that mofo who took the identity of a dead cousin who was a U.S. citizen, to become a Milwaukee police officer. (Maybe this is where he got this idea from…)

Oscar Ayala-Cornejo was deported to Mexico in 2007. Good for his lyin’ ass…

I wonder how he functioned everyday, knowin’ this house of cards could fall at any moment. *I* would have been nervous as a cat, if somebody even called my name too loud… But they say he passed the pre-employment polygraph (now we know why these mofo’s carry no weight in court) and the background check (more Tom Fuckery). A national fingerprint check turned up empty. (And he still got the job?)

I’d say identity theft, lyin’ to the Feds, fraud and perjury charges should be filed against him. All these cases he’s about to f*ck up need to be laid at his feet too, and once thats done, deportation is in order.

These two and Pedro Ramirez, the Student Body president, makes me think if they really did background checks, they’d find a lot more people pretendin’ to be somebody else… The clerk at the store, the police officer goin by on the motorcycle, the assistant to the city attorney… You never know.

Somethin’ to think about as you start your day…

Raisin’ the bar on Stupidity…

I don’t understand it.  You are lucky to parlay hood education and verbal rap-ability into a somewhat lucrative livin’, and you risk it all actin’ nigger-ish.   (Yep- I said that.)

Radric “Gucci Mane” Davis, the infamous idiot with the flamin’ ice cream cone tatted on his face, has been arrested.  Again.

This time for pushin’ a female out of his movin’ Hummer.  Not ain’t that just stupid? He was arrested for it yesterday, but it happened in January.

The ‘scenario‘ makes his ass look kinda creepy and perverted, too.   Early on Jan 28th, he approaches this woman, 36 yr old Diana Graham,  who is supposedly waitin’ on the beauty supply to open,(?)  and he asked her “to go to breakfast.”    She says after she got in the Hummer-goin’ to breakfast- he changed the game and wanted to go to a motel, and would give her $150.00 for the poon tang.  She says she refused and that’s when he started “helpin’ her exit the vehicle.”

(This story is very suspect to me.  Waitin’ on the beauty supply to open?  “Lets go to ‘breakfast’? And then suddenly once the door is closed,  it’s all about a ‘hotel’…?  They both lyin’; this foolio was out tryin’ to buy a piece, and she was out sellin’ it.   Somethin’ broke down durin’ negotiations, tho…)

Pushed the girl out,  while the Hummer was still movin’…

Somehow,  an ambulance picked her up, and took her to ATL Medical Center where she was treated for ‘cuts and bruises’.

Evidently there was a lawyer chasin’ that ambulance who filed some charges (lawsuit to follow).   The woman was ‘advised’ to apply for a warrant. “Detectives did not take out a warrant,” said a PD spokesperson.     “In misdemeanor assault/battery cases, the victim applies for the warrant.” A hearin’ was held Apr. 4th.   Gucci went to see check in with his P.O. yesterday and was cuffed up on the spot.    No studio time today…

Now isn’t he a big dummy?    Regardless of the direction the convo took,  he could have done or said anything but pushin’ the broad out of a movin’ car!    I wonder if he thought he was gonna every have to answer for that?  Evidently not, accordin’ to the look on his face …

Gucci - lookin' surprised then a mofo...

His was arrested on a misdemeanor battery charges, and will get violated for this as well.  Add that to his 2001 arrest for cocaine possession (90 days behind bars),2005  assault charge (a six-month prison term) and a 2009 violating probation for that assault (1 yr in the pokey), looks like he’ll be  spendin’ more time in jail,  then in the studio tryin’ to revive his lil ‘career‘ (…usin’  that term loosely).

I wonder how big the ice cream tat will go over on Cellblock 5…

Collard Greens and Cornbread

so pretty, yet so dayumm dumb...

Regardless of the personal issues, Miss Fantasia is still doin’ her music thing!  Now I don’t know if she singin’ to this blockhead dude she been actin’ stupid about, but she is doin’ her thang, and lookin’  good doin’ it!~

The blonde hair is on it to me, and I am glad to see she’s gettin ‘ back into herself and her career…

We hope…

Lindsay Who?

Who does Lindsay Lohan really , in real life, think she is?  An untouchable super hero?  Walkin’ with angels?

This broad has rejected a plea deal, I guess because it includes a lil time in the pokey.  So what else does she expect?

The broad has been in and out of trouble almost since her B-movie career began, always skatin’ just inside the lines and avoidin’  jail time.  Now its lookin’ like they tired of that,  and about to offer this bimbette some real time  in light of this grand theft charge.   And its gonna be a lot more that funky 13 days she spent in jail last year.

Looney Lindsay was already on paper when she took-yes I believe she took it; caught on tape!- that $25ThouWow necklace from the jewlery store.  And she’s facin’ assault charges for attackin’  a worker at Betty Ford while she was there on a ‘court ordered’ vacation.    Bet the judge really likes that…

The Infamous Piece

The courts don’t look lightly on your slappin’ them in the face after they gave you love.   And that’s just what this broad has done from day one.   House arrest, ankle bracelets, n’ shyt, when the average person would have been ‘violated’ on paper and sent to jail for at  least 6 mos to a year.  She got 13 days…

Now she’s waitin’  on a pre-lim.  Takin’ it to trial.  This is where she will surely get it socked to her dumb ass.   She’s pretty much guaranteed jail time.   And they gonna be mad that you wasted their time.   Guess she’s just puttin it off till the very last minute…  We shall see.

In other Pink News:  The owners of Kamofie & Co, the store she lifted the piece from, have announced that once the case is over (and the necklace is released from police custody) they will be auctioning off the infamous necklace and donating the proceeds to their own greedy wallets an unspecified charity…

Well…   Ok then.

Who is this McCance Mofo and WTF is wrong with him???

The FB Spirit Day was supposed to honor and remember the recent suicides of LBGT’s and show support for the teens still here.

McCance (as in Clint) was a member of the Midland School District,  till he opened his mouth and let all that hate (and his true feelin’s!) come spewin’ out of his mouth (and on his FB page!) against LBGT teens.

This ^ idiot used his FB page to ‘share’ his personal feelings about the day (typos and all):

“Seriously they want me to wear purple because five queers committed suicide. The only way im wearin it for them is if they all commit suicide. I cant believe the people of this world have gotten this stupid. We are honoring the fact that they sinned and killed therselves because of their sin.

REALLY PEOPLE.”

I wonder is this mofo was drunk when he did this?

Not only did he instruct all gays to kill themselves, he went further to say that, “being a fag doesn’t give you the right to ruin the rest of our lives” and “I would disown my kids if they were gay”.   Wow.  Let’s hope one of those lil mofo’s is  not  ‘in the closet’ right now; I’m sure that lil statement would traumatized the shyt outta they ass!

This cretin was an Arkansas school board member, responsible for the welfare of children!

Clint is unemployed this mornin’, and rightfully so.  Did he really expect to keep his job after that shyt?   I hope not; that would make him stupider (is that a word?) than I thought.  The guy has the right to feel the way he wants to, don’t get me wrong, but sayin’ it out loud and online, in his position was ‘career suicide’.

He was fired resigned, but said he may run again for the board in the future.  (Ok, buddy.  Lets see how many votes you get after this screech-fest…)

Mofo never said he was ‘sorry’, tho…

His lil cyber-bullyin’ has surely affected his own fam-bam.  He says they got a lot of phone calls, hate mail, and  death threats.  He’s sent his fam-bam out of state for “protection.”

WHY is this mofo ON TV doin’ an interview, anyway???   He was sittin’  his ass up on CNN chattin’ with Anderson Cooper (AC360) when he announced he was told to kick rocks “resigned”.   I wonder if they called him or he called them.    Either way,  somebody looks like an attention whore right now.  Either the Gay Bashin’ Redneck or Anderson Cooper.  Can’t figger out which…

Oh well…

Palin for Prez? God Forbid!

As if we didn’t already know this chicken head was plannin’ on runnin’ for Prez.   She made that decision the minute she knew her and Old Man McCain had lost to Barack Obama.  A Black Man.

I’m tryin’ for figger out why some of these Repubs, Conservs and Tea Partiers (hereafter referred to as RCTP’s) are so swept up in this woman’s bullshyt, and think she can run our country?  And they serious.

Look at it.  She was barely runnin’ state of Alaska, and was caught up in a lot of ethical drama when she was in office.  When she was runnin’  for VP, she was spendin’ taxpayers money on clothes and lingerie for herself and shyt for her husband.  Flew her kids and husband all over the place on the taxpayer’s dime.    She stepped down in the middle of her term to concentrate on her “career“-which says to me,  if a better offer came along, she’d ‘prolly go rogue from the White House in a heartbeat. 

    
But she said:

“If nobody else wanted to step up,  I would offer myself up in the name of service to the public.”

Bytch.  “In the name of thy self”  sounds more like it.  This woman got a taste of the lights and cameras when Old Man McCain stupidly chose this unknown bobble-head as his runnin’ mate.    To this day I bet he can’t tell you why. 

And how come we didn’t know this?    She’s been on the campaign trail since she left office in Alaska, claimin’ she supportin’ the Tea Party and all that.  What she was doin’  was supportin herself, and settin’  up the suckas she expects to vote for her in 2012. 

The Repubs/Conservs/Tea Partiers (some of them!) have spent the last 2 years tryin’ to beat down everything Bam has tried to do to right the wrongs left over by the Bush admin.    She has been like the hype man at a rap concert; stirrin’  the crowd to a frothy tizzy over misconceived wrongs that Bam has done.

This has all turned into nothin’  but a school yard fight.    Everything the Dems and Bam say, her and The RCTP’rs  say the opposite.  This broad has even erected a website, “Take Back The 20″  aimed at kickin’  out  the 20 Dem members of Congress who voted for Bam’s healthcare reform bill and came from districts McCain/Palin carried in 2008.

So, since y’all didn’t vote the way we thought you should, we kickin y’all asses to the curb.

“Let’s replace them with good conservatives who will vote to repeal and replace Obamacare with patient-centered, results-driven, free market reform that provides solutions to people of all income levels without bankrupting our country.”

Bytch please.    First of all the Prez has spoken and there is no repel, and then, what do you have as the alternative?  The poor continue to not have health care and you do?

If by a snowball’s chance in h3ll,  this magpie is elected the 45th Prez of the U.S, I will be convinced we have arrived in h3ll in that handbasket I told you about…

And prepare to leave the country.

‘Fantasia for Real’

Fantasia Barrino, season three American Idol, is steppin’ into the reality show ring.   And she’s usin’ the VH1 show to set the record straight about her family life, her love life and her career.

A series of setbacks since her Idol win: she almost lost her house, she developed a tumor on her vocal chords (which has since been successfully removed), fought a 2006 lawsuit brought by her own father, Joseph, and struggled to get her GED.

“There was a lot of press about me – a lot of truth but also a lot of false. But everything was messed up, career-wise, and I wanted to allow people to watch me rebuild my dynasty.”

Cameras will follow 25 year-old Fantasia as she handles single-motherhood (daughter Zion is 8), goin’ back to school and her singing career.  her family (includin’ broke-ass cousins KC & JoJo)  will play a large part in the series.

“Fantasia for Real“  premieres Jan. 11 at 10 p.m. on VH1.

 Wish her well..

And thankx for givin KC & JoJo jobs- they needed them!