Ok, so Mr. Plastic finally released (sorta) released the long awaited, much anticipated tax returns.
What he really did was release a “summary” of the last 20 years of returns.
They talk about compilations, averages of numbers and totals of shyt. The one they accidentally let slip out said “after contributions to charities and causes” he a paid 13% rate. Ain’t that a bytch! The Feds take 15% of mine!
Im not convinced; I need more. That mofo spent the last two months manipulatin’ and crunchin’ those numbers, gettin’ them ready.And then only released a old 2011 manipulated return. Where tf is the recent 2012 returns???
I want to see all 20 separated years of tax returns. One at a time. To me, this is the only way to get a true read of what he really paid…
This guy is not amused. Larry Flynt offered a $Milli for the returns. He is not payin’ for this…
This creepy dude has somethin’ to hide. And he still hasn’t explained those off-shore accounts…
Goddammit!!! These people will stop at nothing to keep this man from reelection. This latest shyt is off the chain.
EX Special Ops officers- don’t have shyt to do with shyt, unless they personally know the Seals who actually did the biz- are tryin’ to slam Bam over the murkin’ of Osama Bin Laden.
They released whole 22-minute vid basically mincin’ words, tellin’ Bam he didn’t kill Bin Laden, America did. Accused him of usin’ the fete for political gain. WTF? This is an election year, the man is runnin’, and he did it, so why are they mad?
See, these ReThuglicans, Conserves, and TPr’s flamin’ racist cretins are desperate. Bam knows he didn’t actually kill the man, bust the cap himself; but he did actually give the order to go in and get that mofo. He ran the Situation Room and handled the business that made that happen. Why can’t he say that??? And he clearly thanked these mofos for their services.
Really, phuck the argument that Dubya is the one who “made it possible” for the Obama Administration to get Osama. This dumb ass sat up there for 8 yrs and did nothing about Osama and the Taliban, instead focusin’ on the beef between Big Dubya and Sadaam Hussein, who was doin’ his own thing on his side of the world. Idiot didn’t even look for Osama. Bam did, and caught his ass.
These people are supposed to be a bipartisan group, but that’s bull hockey too; they have already been tied to all of the above. And Romney. So go figure.
And just for good measures, they throw in an accusation that Bam leaked info about the operation, also for political gain.
I guess no one remembers how The Thuglicans were all over Bam to release info about the operation. They were mad they weren’t involved and even said they didn’t believe it even happened. They demanded the body and everything. Now there’s a leak?
…Because the SCOTUS recently handed him of the heads of The Orange Guy John Boner and his cronies on a platinum platter, when they upheld the majority of Bam’s Affordable Healthcare Act.
This truly deflated they lil pink ballon, because they really counted on it bein’ struck down.
Why is this plastic man NOT cheesin'? Ha Ha!
No, the GOP is not happy today. They thought they had enough racist cretins sittin’ to push Obamacare off the table. This deflated 80% of their campaign platform.
I think its a good thing. People should have health insurance. Because when the twirl up in the Dr’s office with no coverage, taxpayers are payin’ for it. Simple.
What the GOP calls a tax, and are slammin’ Bam for raisin’ , I consider a penalty. People with coverage aren’t subjected to it. And people who don’t observe the law are fined, so wtf? How is it a tax?
They so mealy-mouthed and speakin’ with forked tongues. This same shyt was RomneyCare first, and Mr.Plastic was sellin’ it back in his home state when he was Gov. But its all bad. This mofo has gone on record sayin’, when he is elected, ( cheeky, ain’t he?) he is gonna repeal it (again). That sounds like a desperate campaign slogan. He’s already smellin’ defeat…
The SCOTUS ought to slam the door in they face and tell them to take that shyt elsewhere.
This is a victory for Bam, no matter how the ReThuglicans want to spin it. Their main goal since 2008 has been to slamdunk whatever Bam says, but this should show them that change Obama talkin’ about is comin’, and sooner then they think.
Now that CNN has got their hands on Bam’s birth certificate, (it was never lost; Bam as just like “get out of my biz, and f*ck you, I don’t have to show y’all anything- if you want it, find it ya dayumm self!”), maybe the haters will stfu.
Official! (click the pic for a better view...)
(He did release a copy in 2008; the opposition immedialty called it a fake. These people are beyond stupid…)
So now there is finally proof deflatin’ the Pink Folks arguments that he was born somewhere in Africa, (and other choice places, dependin’ on who is speculatin’…) and therefore not qualified to be POTUS.
This could spell the end of the inbred Tea Partiers, since this was their theme song. And this newly formed Birthers clan; what will they do now that their main reason for livin’ is gone?
I always thought this was bs. I mean, why wasn’t this somethin’ taken on when the man first threw his hat in the ring? Why-3 years into his term- is some idiot askin’ about a dayumm birth certificate.
I read an article that said the questions about his certificate and true nationality have been ‘sensitive and embarrassing’ for the Prez. I don’t think that’s the case; I think it’s been ‘sensitive and embarrassing’ for they asses, since they couldn’t make it a national incident and surely couldn’t unseat the Prez…
I guess now all these a**holes who have been climbin up his back since he was elected will have to find something else to squawk about. Thank God for Sanity in Arizona; Cruella did not sign that Birther Bill (H.R. 1503) like I thought she would. Maybe she is experiencin’ a lil clarity for a change…
And all those who plan to run against him in 2012 (who have yet to be announced officially-we are not countin’ Mr. Comb-Over The Clown) will have to re-write those campaign speeches that lay heavily on that point.
Hopefully they can concentrate on real issues, like job creation, housing and healthcare, that are affectin’ the country, instead of goofy bs that really doesn’t matter.
This leaves another piece of shyt on the table; Trumps latest Obama conspiracy theory: He wants to know how Bam got in the Ivy League. He claims he was a ‘terrible student’, and shouldn’t have gotten in to Columbia and then Harvard. (Ok-and who are YOU to make this call? Let’s see YOUR college records and degrees?? None? Oh-my bad…)
Mr. Comb-Over is demandin’ college transcripts…
God, he needs to find somethin’ to do with himself.
Mr. Comb Over (who’s claimin’ Tea Party), was out in public exhibitin’ irrational and mentally-challenged behavior. This delirious mofo was on an Albany radio station this mornin’ evidently on drugs, sayin’ he has “a great relationship with the blacks.”
(First of all, we wayyy pass “the Blacks.” We’s “African Americans”, now, Boss…)
Those lil men again. There was another poll, y’all. They call this one the Quinnipiac poll. This magnificent example of taxpayers money spent on bullshyt, says that 95% of Black folks votin’ in NY State approve of how Barack Obama is handlin’ his job as prez. More than eight out of 10 blacks nationally support him. 4 percent have a problem with it. On the flip side, of the pink ones polled, only 42% approve of the job the president is doing, while 53 percent don’t.
Like nobody knew about the 53…
At any rate, this was Mr. Comb Over’s cue to show that he is as ig’nant as the day is long. First off, he slammed Bam to the curb, and then had the nerve to say he is his “worst nightmare”, and that he is the one person to run against him because he tells it like it is.”
He wants to be President.
His response was to the poll with the #Team Bam standin’ at 95%. This is when he said he had this ‘great’ relationship with the people.
So when did all this occur? Did I miss the memo? How many winners of Celebrity Apprentice are Black? I can’t recall a one… Google it.
This man does everything for fame and profit. His name is in lights right now, with all this *bs* he’s been talkin’, and name droppin’ about Barack, (in his retarded mind) he’s “goin for the Black vote”. And on the fame side- he’s plannin’ to announce his run for president via real-live press conference really-live from the season finale of his show, Celebrity Apprentice. PR Genius, he is.
The clown is performin’, and Bam is doin’ the right thing (as he always does!) by ignorin’ is stupid ass. And he’s not gettin’ very good reviews from his supposed ‘homies’. Bill Cosby already put him on front street and Tracy Thirty Rock Morgan called his pale ass out too. So dude, where’s all this love?
Nobody is seriously gonna vote for this dude are they? No- really…? What is he bringin’ to the table? Ok, he’s a great businessman; made a lot of money for his lil companies and investments, but is he qualified to handle the nation’s money, and national shyt? Is he fit to run this country somewhere else but in the ground? I don’t think so.