Posts tagged ‘California’

May 19, 2011

Did Arnold Spent My Money on his ‘SidePiece’?

by datGurl!

More shyt is hittin’ the fan on this Baby Schwarzenegger drama.

We now know who this scandalous chicken head is, 50 yr old Mildred Patricia Baena. We know she had her baby boy TWO DAYS after his wifey had her son.   How scandalous!

The Side Piece

She made $1200 (+ Arnold’s’ tip) a week while f*ckin on the boss.

We know her and her husband at the time (who claimed Lil Arnold) separated two weeks after the baby was born Oct 2 1997.

NOW we learn that Arnold has supported his concubine since then.  Property records (and an attention-whorin’ realtor) show Arnold bought this woman a four-bedroom home  with a pool, in Bakersfield CA just this last June.  She lives there with Lil Arnold and her other three kids.

The Famous Love Nest

There are reports of other gratuities…

My question in all of this is: Did Arnold spent Cali’s money on this Side Piece?   This $268,000 house with pool-did we pay for that? How much are we payin’ for child support?

‘They’ recently started askin’ about Arnold Sr’s finances while he was in office as Gov.  Who wants to bet they find out he spent state money on this broad, and is brought up on some type of charges?

Odds are 50 to 1.


May 17, 2011

2011 Pimp Daddy of the Year!~

by datGurl!

More Baby Daddy Drama.  This time it’s Arnold Swartzenegger!~

Ok- we all know him and Maria were sweetly on TV,  announcin’ they were “choosin’ to live apart” and all that rigamrole.  I tried to believe it; people do after that much time, grow apart.  But…

Well, he just basically put himself on blast with the startlin’ revelation that he has fathered a child with some hired help.  And this child is evidently about 10 yrs old.   That not a “lil secret”, mofo…

Seems he told her this around January when he left office.  Guess it got ugly – and I guess it would; I don’t think I could pass that mofo in all that house they go,t without slappin’ the shyt out of him everytime I thought about it, regardless of press and who the fluck what.  They ‘decided to live apart’

The Baby Mama is a person who worked for the family for over 20 yrs.  I know Maria feels hella betrayed by this as yet unamed bitch she been takin’ care of all this time.  She has supposedly retired recently.

So he has basically admitted to adultry and fatherin’ a child out of wedlock with a hooker.  Married to the Kennedy all the time.   Apparently there was a cover-up, because they say she told people her husband was the father.  I can see Arnold wavin’ dolla bills in this (and her husband-he had to be in on it!) woman’s face,  tellin’ them to do exactly this.  This man was runnin’ for Gov.; whatchu think?  He didn’t want to rock the boat.

I’m sure we can expect the next headline to announce divorce filin’s.   She’s claimin’ she sacrificed “her own success for his ambitions and family and now is publicly betrayed and humiliated“.  You know they negotiatin’ he good name right now with statements like that.

He put that shyt on the down low real quiet like, and kept it there, while he had his lil career.  Once he was done (term limits n’ all), I guess he felt it was time to ‘come clean’.  What can they do? The man is obviously not plannin’ to be in politics any longer, otherwise he would have kept perpin’ the fraud.  If it’s a movie career its rumored he wants, they love this type of shyt.    He can go back to bein’  an actor.  So, to me,  he feels he can’t be touched at least where it hurts.  And so do I.  I don’t see why there is a ‘negotiation’.  He don’t give a dayumm.

That’s why he’s a Pimp Daddy of 2011.

You GO, Boi!~

April 29, 2011

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April 8, 2011

Above Nastiness?/True Freaky Love?

by datGurl!

Read something very disturbin’ this mornin’, that goes above the level of nastiness with me.  But folks are callin’ it deep love.

Priest take a vow of celibacy, which means no sex with anybody.  Not only did he break that vow, he took it to a whole ‘nutha level.

This Cali-based priest, who runs the nonprofit Wordnet,  a tele-ministry nationally broadcasted on TBN,  is takin’ a leave of absence after admittin’  to a yet another priestly clandestine sexual relationship.

The Rev. Michael Manning said he has stepped down from his position to “reflect on his relationship” with Nancy Kotowski-his 2nd cousin the nasty receptical.

And she’s not cringin’ in a corner, embarrassed as h3ll; this chicken head told the news they had considered gettin’ married, and that their relationship began after 30 yrs of friendship.  He is her ‘soul mate‘…

(Thought: How long is it gonna take one of those parents in her school district to ask for her head on a stick over this?)

So I wonder what these two talked about before, durin’, and after the ‘get down’?  Was he sprinklin’ bible verses around as foreplay justification for this nasty mess?  (You know these priests always have one waitin’ somewhere…)

Well I guess we can’t be too outraged.  At least it wasn’t one (or two) of the altar boys…

Now they-and a few others- are sayin’ this should ‘open up dialogue’ in the church to consider abolishin’ the celibacy requirement.   Marriage between first cousins is legal in Cali and five other states, but nothin’ addressin’ ‘seconds’… maybe they can change that too.

This is unbelievably nasty, don’t get me wrong, but I guess the guy deserves a 2nd chance.   This hits me as more of a man divided; hey- he is a man, after all.   Regardless of them vows, that ‘Johnson’ is still gonna react.  It’s natural for a man to be sexually aroused.  Promisin’ some mofo that you wont be, is suicidal.

Maybe if they lighten up on the celibacy thing,  if they were allowed to have relationships, get a piece err now and then, instead of sittin’ in dark corners huddled over porn mags and doin’ shyt on the under, it might reduce some of the rapes and molestations committed by these priest and holy men…

I don’t know how these two will recover from this. especially among their family, friends, the ministry and their communities.   I wish them the freaky best…

“That’s the neat thing with Jesus.   There can be the chance of starting again.”  -Rev. Manning

March 22, 2011

Operation Deactivation

by datGurl!

The State of Cali is pushin’ a bill that would not only punish the smuggler  but the ’smugglee’ of contraband cellphones.   The bill pushed by Alex Padilla, D-Cali, wants to punish smugglers -employees or visitors- for smugglin’ cellphones into the pen.   They call it a threat to public safety.  They call it “Operation Deactivation.

 Now there are some who don’t see too much harm with  inmates checkin’ and updatin’ Facebook pages (yep. they have those too, and got 200+ friends! -the police don’t know how late they really are…)  and browsin’ the internet, makin’  calls to loved ones for commissary money…

The Feds see that shyt a lot differently.

“We don’t just suspect, we know that cell phones are being used by inmates to commit all sorts of crimes.  To intimidate witnesses, to terrorize rape victims, to plan escapes from prison, to coordinate attacks on guards; the list goes on and on.”

They claim they already got Federal indictments on murders and drug deals orchestrated from behind bars via celly… This law includes takin’  6 months ‘good time’ from the inmates caught with the phone. ’   Facilitate a crime’  on that  mofo,  and you might be addin’ two -to-five on it.  You bring it in to your man or homie?    Six months in prison, and a fine up to $5G’s-per phone.     Prison employees caught with they pants down, would only get fined  (Aint that a bia??)   

They mad.  They say they confiscated 10-ThouWow+  cellphones in Cali prisons alone, in 2010.  They got 271 more from the C.O.’s    They not havin’ it. Operation Deactivate that’s what they call they lil ‘monitorin’ system- was testin ’ in one Cali pen (they wouldn’t disclose which…),  and said they detected 250 devices tryin’  to access the internet, or tryin’ to access an outside trunk (PacBell lingo for “outside line”).    Another ‘pilot program’  detected 4000 transmissions from 480 unauthorized cells in a 24 hr period

  Mofo’s is accessin’ they asses off!~

South Carolina is on a misson too.   Recently saw a blurb about them crackin’  down on “Inmate Facebook Access” (they have a code name for this too!)   IDK- I guess if I was the parent/brother/sister/cousin/aintee/Uncle Leroy/homie/lover/friend of a murder vic, I wouldn’t want to run up on the person who killed my love one,  smilin’ at me  on FB, and playin’ “Crime City”

 (^*shrugs*^)

I’m jus’ sayin’…

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March 11, 2011

Hey, Family!~

by datGurl!

Well – I finally got my world back on an even keel, and I’m back to wreak havoc and literary mayhem.

As most of my loyal minions know, I was one of the few and far between in California, to actually land a job in this economy.   Grateful as I was, it turned my sedate world upside down.

The training for this job was for 6 weeks, 6 days a week.  And in another town.  One hour and a half away.  So this, at first, involved me commutin’ daily.  Lots of wear and tear on my lil ancient car, and the gas was outrageous.  I think I spent 90.00 in 4-5 days, and I have a lil 4-cylinder.  Go figger…

Once I got a family friend who lived in this town to let me stay with them during the 6-day week, it kind of evened out the gas issue, sort of.  But ‘the gurls’ were alone those 6 days a week.  I say ‘alone’ because tho I had folks goin’ in and feedin’ them and cleanin’ their  boxes, it wasnt me .  Things were not gettin done as often,  and like Mommy would…

This also create ‘behavioral issues’.  Kela and Kula got clingy and needy.  (I swear I heard those cats whinin’…) They’d be in the window when I came on my off days.  I imagined them sittin’ there all the time except when they ate and slept.  (Audio: Geico commercial, “She’s not coming, is she?” Aww….)  I couldn’t move without them- stepped on Kela’s head a time or two. 

And I was seriously neglectin’ my blog.   I finally have an apartment of my own in this new city, and after a lot of bullshyt and poor customer service,  I have an internet connection, thus a connection to my folks.  Finally.

So I guess the good news of the day is that I am back ready to start and finish shyt. 

Any takers?

January 21, 2011

Ok. Wow.

by datGurl!

Seems a teacher here in Crazy Cali, (Oakland to be exact) has been suspended indefinitely, after it was found that second graders had  performed sex acts, while the teacher watched.

Yep-thats what I said.

In one case, the kids took off their clothes and were naked in the classroom, which is already too much to process, but in the other case, a boy and girl engaged in oral sex in front of the class.   Brain meltdown in 5-4-3-…

WTF???   Naked???  Oral Sex???   Second graders???

The teacher f-ed up.  What did he/she think when the one kid stripped down?  And what the f*ck did he/she think when they lil boy and girl got down with the get down?  What did he/she say?  Anything?

Maybe they were gettin’ off.

I hope this suspension turns into a termination.  That person deserves to lose their job, and after they charge they ass with somethin’,  they ought to make that mofo register as a sex offender.  They lil teachin’ career is a wrap.

‘It is hard to understand how that could have occurred in second-grade class.’

My $64ThouWow Question is: What are these kids seein at home?  Are people gettin’ naked in front of them?  Are they seein’ their parents (or extended fam-bam) havin’ oral sex?  How do they know what this is?  This type of freakery is learned. ,,CPS needs to run up in there, and see how these kids are livin’; whats really goin’ on…

This is the news, folks.

November 26, 2010

The Thirsty Hoe Reunion

by datGurl!

 

This must be a way to hold on to the last wispy seconds of their 15 minutes of fame… 

I been hearin’ rumors that three of the skanky hoes Tiger Woods tripped and fell into and ruined his,  Elin’s, and their children’s  lives, are plannin’ a reunion party to commemorate the anniversary of Tigers lil car crash, that broke the whole nasty story.

Well I be dayumm….

And Tiger is welcome to attend, since he will be at a country club ‘down the street’,  at the  Chevron World Challenge.   And his drinks will be on the house.  As if  he would entertain the thought,  even for a second…

Holly Sampson (Becky Bytch #5), Jamie Jungers (Becky Bytch #3) and Joslyn James (Becky Bytch #2) are gettin’ together at ZIN Bistro in the L.A. suburb of Westlake Village, to host a reunion cocktail party on Dec 3rd.  The infamous car crash was actually on Nov. 27th.   (Devon James of  “Fake Sex Tape ” fame, isn’t involved… so far.  I wonder how she missed this “Attention Whore Reunion”?)  

God, these bytches are stupid.

The only person who could possibly think this is a good idea,  is the owner of the bistro, Rouz Yaz.  I can see why-becaues he’s gonna make a whole lot of money.

So what good will this really do?   What purpose would it serve, other than keepin’  these hoe’s names in the news for a few more minutes?    People should just let the man move on.   Ok- he made a mistake (15 of them!), his reputation has been damaged,  he lost his wife and kids, lost millions of dollars in endorsements,  and that $750Milli settlement ’prolly still hurts .   The man lost his first tourney in 15 years, stressin’ over this.    I say enough already.

This is the last thing he needs right now.

October 5, 2010

Prop. 19 Is On The Way!~

by datGurl!

“I really believe it will take California to another level.  It’s the best piece of medicine we’ve ever created. I used to go to the store and buy Anacin and Bufferin and Bayer – but it’s nothing like this medical marijuana.   They got Blueberry, Strawberry, Purple, OG Kush.  They even have Obama Kush.    That’s when you’re blowin’ presidential.”                                  

 - Snoop Dog on Prop. 19

Well, Aiight Arnold!

If Rethuglican Arnold Schwarzenegger has done one good thing since he was elected (and elected again!) Gov. of Cali, his outgoin’ act is it, and a true  grande finale.

Arnold has decriminalized (again) the Chronic, y’all!

His ‘official’ reason is to reduce time and money spent  cloggin’ up the system with cases cause they’re  a misdemeanor.  NOW they not even gonna arrest you any more,  if it is less than an ounce.    Possession of that (they deem it to be enough for 30 joints; depends on how you roll! ;-)  )  is now bumped down from a misdemeanor to an infraction no more harmless than a dayumm traffic ticket.  No arrest, no court appearance, and no entry on the rapsheet.  

Sweet!~

This is just a steppin’ stone in the right direction to the passage of Prop 19 next month.   When they pass that lil ditty, adults 21 and older can use and possess weed.  Entirely legal.    And right now, 56% of Californians back it all the way.

The ‘day’ is surely comin’.    Mass. voted on,  and passed a similar bill, known as Question 2, in 2008.  And it glided in with 65% of the vote!   There are other states preparin’ to follow suit.

And why not?  Its harmless,  regardless of what the anti’s have to say.  They’re  mostly a bunch of raisin-ated old cronies with that  ’Anti-Drug reel- mentality they had in the 50′s.   Nobody hallucinates on weed.  Nobody is robbin’ banks and carjackin’ for weed.   People don’t normally smoke a blunt, beat their wives or get into a car and mow down 10 people.    

If they are, there are other deep-seated issues, and they have programs for that…     And they’ve already said it has medicinal purposes as it is -hence the Medical MaryJoe

All this means is that they finally gonna get it.  Shyt, they smokin’ weed in licensed coffee shops  and ‘marijuana bars’ in Amsterdam, Holland.    Hash too.   You can cop up to 5g’s in the coffeehouse  from a lil  booklet menu…     Beats the h3ll outta  latte and a muffin at Starbucks, don’t it?

The Bulldog Coffehouse  in Amsterdam (source: atlasparasite)

Bulldog Energy Coffee Shop

You can even go on a cannabis cruise, if you want to. 

1st Annual Cannabis Cruise

 (This was supposedly just this past July in Alameda CA.  Tickets were $100/ 150.00  for VIP.   Plus a small fee, of course.  No news on when the next one is scheduled. )

And crime is not ragin’ outta control in Amsterdam.  These people stay way to mellow for all that messy illegal shyt, I guess…

I seriously doubt things will improve this much, but I’m feelin’ its on the way.  Prop. 19 just may prove that.    

 We’ll see in November.

October 1, 2010

Meg, Meg, Meg…

by datGurl!
“I Lied!”

Just to be clear:  I never endorsed you as Governor of California.  Granted,  we need to get Arnold’s sorry ass outta the mansion, but you aren’t the ‘replacement of choice’.  (But y’all both ugly than a mofo!)

Your plan to eliminate the capital gains tax for you and the rest of your rich cronies was a line of bullshyt to me, the rich still helpin’ the rich and leavin’  us po’ folks with our asses flailin’ in the wind…

Now we have this undocumented worker thingy.  (Sad that this would happen right when you thought you had the election in the bag, but hey-this is how politics work.)

I have a few questions for you:

1. This woman worked for you for 9 years. There was never a reason to review her papers?  Her history never came up between you and this ‘part of the family’ person?

2. I cannot and will not believe that this woman CAME TO YOU and told you she was illegal.  Illegals don’t go around “offerin’ up ” that info on the daily, just because they havin’ a pang of conscious.  Why do you think they run in droves when someone mentions “Immigration”?

3.  The 2003 letter.  How can you say that YOU never saw it?  Most ‘women of the house’ see and touch everything that comes through their homes.  And business-people such as yourself check their mail daily.  You THAT important you don’t read your own mail?

4.  Now that the letter has been produced with your Hubby’s writin’ on it, (This after he stood next to you and agreed with you that NEITHER of you saw this letter) are you goin’ to say (and expect American to believe,) that HE DIDNT read it, and simply passed it to Nikki to ‘follow-up’ on?   Because he wanted to make sure she ‘got her social security benefits?   Such a letter did not make him suspect there was a ‘problem with her information’??

5.  Did you pay any payroll taxes for this employee??   That’s a ‘ripe’ question right  now…

6. If you were so surprised, shocked and appalled when this woman ‘supposedly’ came to you and told you she was illegal, why would you make a statement like this:

‘I cannot help you and do not say anything to my children. I will tell them you already have a new job and that you want to go to school and from now on, you don’t know me and I do not know you. You have never seen me and I have never seen you. Do you understand me?’”

Of course, all this right before your announcing your run for Arnold’s job.

This puts a big stain on that supposedly pristine image of yours.  You beat the bushes on illegal immigration,  yet diggin’ in the pot from the other end.  How hypocritical.  Thats’ par for the course with Republican gang members.

I don’t know why your camp is tryin’ to paint Jerry Brown  and the Dems as the villains, and that this is a smear campaign.  YOUR THE ONE who put immigration reform at the top of your campaign list, and YOUR THE ONE who had the illegal Mexican workin’ for you.  For NINE years!   It’s just ‘unfortunate’ that you got busted *thisclose* to the election, and a shot of good luck for the Brown camp and the Dems that you did.

Sounds kinda admirable for you to offer to take a lie-detector test, but realistically that’s just window dressin’.    How well will you do when you  AND YOU HUSBAND have already lied?  

First: “Neither my husband or I received such a letter.”
Now:  “I honestly do not recall receiving this letter”

You got caught,  plain and simple.  You and your hubby were fully informed and fully understood there was a problem with this woman’s documentation, and CHOSE to do nothin’.    Maybe you didn’t think you HAD to do anything.  That it would just go away…   Now its bitin’ you in your baggy, saggy ass.

I would stay away from the polygraph thingy if I were you…

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