SuperHead-The Tranny ReMix

Welp-  I knew it as gonna happen one day…
Remember Karrine ”SuperHead” Stephans, the video hoe who shot to fame outtin’ all the famous rappers and entertainment icons’ sexcapades in her bed?  Well get ready for-

(*drumroll*)

Timmy The Shimmy!   The book “‘I Rise – The Transformation of Toni Newman’ is previewed on Amazon.com.  And she  is namin’ names!

Dayumm homie! Lookin a lil ruff aint we?

“Timmy” is a transgender author who is about to put LL Cool J, Cee-lo’s freaky ass, and Eddie Murphy, to name a few,  on blast.

“LL Cool J was a one time encounter and very enjoyable.” (BUSTED!)

“Mister Cee picked me up and many others for the sole purpose of receiving oral sex. Mister Cee was obsessive about receiving good head and he was very verbal and very generous if you performed up to his expectations.” (BUSTED!)

“I never had an encounter with Eddie Murphy, but he was visiting 14th street late at night. I know at least five transgenders who did have sex with Eddie Murphy.  He was interested in the girl with the biggest male genitalia.” (BUSTED ALREADY!)

This mofo has taken and passed a lie detector test!

This is gonna rock the Black entertainment community (again!)

I can’t understand why a person feels they have to do all this ‘outtin’ of other people business.   This shyt is becomin’ a trend.  Kinda went on a roll when Tiger Woods bimbos started fallin’ out of the sky on his ass.

*I* will stay tuned!

...killin me!

Mr. Magpie Steps Out

Well, I be dayumm.  

The latest head to roll off the Cheater’s Block (according to the National Enquirer), and fall into a sex scandal, is none other than Todd “Mr. Magpie” Palin,  husband to America’s Clueless MagPie, Sarah, and father of The Very Talentless  Bristol.

Yep.  Mr. Palin stands accused of an extramarital affair with a hooker massage therapist.    The 36 yr (old coochie?) Shailey Tripp was arrested and charged back in March 2010 for prostitution.    She’s to be sentenced June 2011.  Durin’ this raid,  there was ‘alleged’ physical evidence that could tie Todd to the ‘alleged’  (dontcha just love that word?) ‘affair 

The neighbors, who called 5-0 because of the trail of men goin’ in and out of her apartment, also state they saw Todd’s weird ass comin’ and goin’ on many occasions, and when he was there, they heard noises that ‘sounded like someone was havin’ sex’.

All this came to light when some anonymous person send an email from  palinmorlas@hotmail.com, claimin’ Todd ‘N Tripp (isn’t that their son’s name? Hmm…) had an affair, and this led to her gettin’  cuffed up and charged with maintainin’  a house of prostitution.

My thing is:  what took him so long?   How could anyone stand to hear this magpie’s nasal voice all day?  And she probably doesn’t spend too much time takin’ care of her man, runnin’ all over the country tryin’ to burn Obama in effigy and seal her bid for the White House in 2012.  And even though she looks pulled together in her lil p.c suits, after five kids, she’s probably not that stacked, and can you imagine her in a  hot, sexy negligee and stripper heels?    He was needin’ a new piece anyway.

The Magpie hasn’t commented yet…

 

Social Networkin’ -Prison Style

Goin’ to prison evidently don’t mean the social networkin’ thing has to stop.  THIS  drug dealer  is IN PRISON,  but still on his social thing. 

Shane Smith went to jail last April when his spot got raided and they found a whole lotta cash, stolen goods, and cocaine.   But life behind bars aint so bad for Shane.  He can’t complain.

This fool is UPDATIN’  his FB page on the daily behind bars!  This mofo is playin’ online games, communicatin’  with his family and friends, acceptin’ friend requests and all that.

Shane flexin his shyt for FB in his cell (smh)

On the day he was sentenced, he posted,  “fuck the police.”

They in the UK, and this week the Ministry of Justice  (hog with the big ones in the UK, I guess) contacted FB this week about ‘inappropriate posts.  They need to look into they OWN world and see why this mofo got a cellphone and time to be online talkin’  shyt anyway.  

And what do they mean inappropriate?  Because he is in prison?  And how would FB know that?  Shyt, there are child molesters solicitin’ kids online, people threatenin’ to kill other people, threatenin to kill themselves, settin’ up burglaries…    And this is inappropriate?

Everybody seems to have a cellphone includin’ people in prison.  I got a call from a guy I know locked up (and never gettin out) and at the end of our lil conversation he told me I could call him back after 9.  I’m like, “Ok-how does this work out? You in jail boo!”   I thought he was ’3-wayed’  somehow (you know they do that!)    Then he tells me just like its nothin’,  that he has his own phone.   I was kinda shocked…   Still am.

So whats next?

idk.

Early Mornin’ B*S: “Arnold” (::my bad::) Locked Down!

oh my...

41-year-old Gary Coleman, “Arnold” (::my bad!::)  from ‘Diff’rent Strokes’, was arrested this weekend , on a warrant involvin’ a domestic violence charg,e and missin’ his court date.

Domestic Violence? 

Who couldn’t whup this lil midgets ass?

The Salt Lake Trib reports jail records show he was arrested after police received reports of a disturbance at his Santaquin home.

He  is now in the Utah County Jail, tryin’ to collect bail money…

 

::Life sho’ aint been comfy for him since Diff’rent Strokes…Po’ ::

“Interview Sex”

(:this is a post had @ another site, thought i’d bring it to my wp folks!::)

                                                                                                        

Tell me:  How do you give an interview while havin’ sex?

This lil’ unknown, underground no-spittin’ rapper – I couldn’t even get -or find- his lil name,   is in the video, HAVIN’ SEX with a (stupid) chicken head, while CONDUCTIN’ AN INTERVIEW!

Yes, there is a guy with a camera, shootin’ questions at this dude, and his answerin’ them, while deeply entrenched in the coo.  And the camera man is tapin’ the whole thing!   Him and the chicken-head have their  clothes on ( who has sex with their clothes on??), and are kinda ‘splayed’ on this ” just a mattress”.   

The chicken head (who should rightfully be hidin her face!), is moanin and groanin’ in all the right places, like she gettin it good

… and he, out of breath at that, is talkin’  all  thru it!

AND THEN! ♦HE STARTS! ♦TO ‘FREE-STYLE RAP!  

o.m.g!

 (hopelessly “busted” - if  I had to rate him…)

I just think this is the stupidest thing anyone could do.  What was on his mind?  How did he think this would advance his non-existent career?   Not only did he have no flow, his decision to make THIS video, showed a total lack of intelligence and a profound abundance of ignorance.    

Low-class/No class.

This chicken-head, she has no respect for her dayumm self,  to even lay down with a mofo in a room full of people.  And then subject herself to this… 

Maybe she wants to be a porn star…

Video~

Dayumm shame. 

♦Found this ditty at boobootv.com