Posts tagged ‘bullshit’

June 23, 2012

Sounds Like Bullshyt…

by datGurl!

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Woke up to b.s. this mornin’.

This mofo is on TV supposedly tellin’ his side of the story. His attorney released a 15 min vid with Zimmy Boo at the crime scene, reenactin’ the events of that night.

Go watch the shyt.

Now let’s talk about it

The first problem I have with it, is that he is deep in these apartments, far from the truck the po-po told his ass to stay in and not follow Trayvon. He also claimed Trayvon was ‘standin’ in front of a house that had recently been broken into’. (Ok….)

The struggle he claims they had could’nt have happened the way he said. Trayvon supposedly said things that sounded unnatural for the situation, unnatural for Trayvon.

The way he described Trayvon seein’ and then goin’ for his gun; what mofo with splittin’ seconds is slidin’ his hand down the chest on the way to the gun, instead of goin’ str8 for the piece? All that clampin’ down and reachin’ for the gun, gettin it out and gettin’ one off didn’t happen. And the autopsy said Trayvon was shot from an intermediate range; not as close as he described…

He gave me the impression he was makin’ the shyt up as he went along.

I’m not buyin’ it with your money. I’m hopin’ the jury doesn’t either.

What say you?

May 7, 2012

Smells Like Bullshyt…

by datGurl!

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“My life is in your hands, Mr. President,” Weinstein said in the video. “If you accept the demands, I live; if you don’t accept the demands, then I die.”

Weinstein was abducted last August, but now this video surfaces…   Come on now…

The timin’ of this shyt smells like some ReThuglican bullshyt.  This man said over and over again, “If you don’t meet all the demands, I die.” 

What y’all wanna bet that Bam not ‘savin’this man’s life’  don’t become a shot for Mitt “Mr. Plastic” Rommney on the campaign trail?

Im almost thinkin’ this might be they ” Joe The Plumber 2012″…

Im jus’ sayin’…

May 25, 2011

Lawsuit in the Makin’…

by datGurl!

…And this officer, Eroilo Luna, should be fired, quartered and drawn for stupidity.

Douglas Brown spent two nights in jail over a strawberry-kiwi SnappleAint that a bia?

Naw mofo, aint shyt funny here!

Doug, a pastry chef and former auxiliary cop,(!)  was ridin’ around with his friend, when the friend blew a stop sign and got stopped by the infamous Eroilio.   He had the Snapple, in a black plastic bag, between his knees when the cop gestured at it and ask what it was.   He told him and as the officer turned to walk away, Doug said, “I understand if he stopped me for the seat belt, or something. But a juice? You got nothing better to do?”

Shyt popped from there.  Next thing you know he is out of the mini van bein searched and arrested.   ‘Guess he got mad offended…

After two days in jail waitin’ to be arraigned, the judge asked if anyone had saved the Snapple bottle.  The cops threw it out,  and the judge did the same with the charges of resistin’ and obstructin’ justice.  He thought is was funny.

Doug is not laughin’.  He filed suit Tuesday against the city and the officer.

We’ll see who gets the last laugh…

November 6, 2010

The F*cked Up World We Live In

by datGurl!

I’ve been holdin’ off on this post for a few days.  Re-readin’ it and re-writin’ it.  No matter how many times I come to the same conclusion:  There will be no justice for Oscar Grant.    And anybody like him.

We all heard that The Murderer With A Badge, Johannes Mehserle, was sentenced to a measly two years behind bars for the murder of Oscar Grant.

They may as well have said this 22 yr old boy’s life wasnt worth shyt.

He was convicted of involuntary manslaughter-the first problem with this issue to me.   He didn’t ‘involuntarily do anything that night.  This boy was unarmed, not resistin’ and lyin’ on his stomach, when he very ‘voluntarily’ shot him,  at almost point-blank range , in the back. 

There was several video captured by several witnesses.  There was testimony by several witnesses.  What more did they want?

The defense relied on this stupid fact:  He did not intentionally pull the gun; he mistakenly reached for the gun instead of a taser he meant to use.   This was all a horrible accident.    Arent these two items on different sides of the belt?  Wasnt he supposed to know which side either was on?  Didnt “whatever he pulled“, sweep into his line of vision before he fired the round?

That was some bullshyt and they know it.   But it evidently worked.  The lug was facin’ up to 14 in the slammer.   Came out with two- the charge usually runs about 4, but they gave his ass credit for time served (292 days) which amounts to what?  and I got a feelin’ they didn’t really want to give him that

What Oscar Grants Life Was Worth:

Sentence: 2 Lousy Years = 730 calendar days
-Time Served = 292 days to make up that story
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Sadly comes to roughly 438 Days/About 15 Months, 12.5 days for the life of Oscar Grant

And when they chop that up with good time and under-cover “good ole boy” credits, it will be less than that…  His family is sentenced to Life.

They gave Micheal Vick more than that for killin’ a dayumm dog.

I’ve read some comments online and am appalled to see people sayin’ things like “career thug” and “lowlife” in reference to The Late Mr. Grant.   That he caused his own death by fightin’  on the train platform (which I don’t think was ever proven); he was “ghetto-ized” and portrayed as an animal and a savage.  He basically deserved to die.

The man died on his stomach, shot in the back.   Regardless of his life history, his criminal record, how many baby mamas he had, what ever the f*ck, he did not deserve to die like this, and then  nobody pay for it.

This is the story of the Black Man’s life.  Google the shyt.   You will be amazed at the returns and spend all night readin’ the shyt, marvelin’ at how many there actually are.   The police started this shyt with that  famous “they felt threatened” and  felt their “life was in danger.” excuse.      That was all they needed to justify pumpin’ 41 caps (connectin’ with 19!) at close range, into an unarmed man (Amadou Diallo) whose only crime was havin’ his wallet in his hand.    They were acquitted.

Now they don’t even need that.

Sean Bell- killed on the eve of his wedding.  The lobbed 50 caps at these three boys killin’ Sean-just leavin his bachelor party.  Found Not GuiltyPatrick Dorismond (didnt even indict this mofo), Johnny Gammage (charges dropped), Abner Louima (the only one who got some kinda justice: the ringleader , Volpe,  got 30 yrs in prison.   Another got 15 yrs and one – you guessed it-Not Guilty!), Jean Charles de Menezes (7x in the head-No Coviction), and the GrandDaddy of ‘em all, Rodney King (They first acquitted all four of those devils and caused the 1992 Major Ass-Tearin’ of Los Angeles, worse thing since the infamous 1965 Watts Riots.   After that, a Fed court sent two of those mofos to prison for a while but still acquitted the other two.  Smh.  We have to act ugly to get a lil respect.)    There was  a 19 yr old girl years ago here in Cali, Tyisha Shenee Miller, fired on 24 times sittin’ in her car in a mall parkin’ lot.    She was holdin her cellphone…Four to the head killed her.    She was labeled a gangbanger,  and they walked.

Watts

Do you think that any man, Black or White could shoot and kill a police officer  (in the back), KILL HIM, and then claim he accidently pulled his gun, reachin’ for, say, his lighter?  H3ll to the naw;  f*ck whatever  he talkin’ about, he’d be labled a cop killer, tried and convicted in two ticks and thrown under the jail for the rest of his life or till they give him that hot shot-which ever came first.  No questions asked or even pondered…

The thing is, The Murder of  Oscar Grant  just follows the pattern, really.   I was actually surprised, ( knowin’ how wrong he was), that he was even indicted.   Because in almost all cases, the officer is somehow found justified, and no one pays for the loss of life.      This is the law of our land, evidently.  This is somethin’  theywant us we will  have to live with till the end of time.      A Black man (or woman) can be brutally murdered by The Man and its of no consequence to anyone.    This case just further solidifies that.    Unless there is a miracle. 

I’m not holdin’ my breath…

November 4, 2010

Sistah, Can U Spare a Dime?

by datGurl!

That, and maybe a dollar or two?

Po’ Thang – she could have at least used five dollar bills…  and I guess the coins are there for effect…  All this shyt comin’  down soon as somebody needs a pack of Newports…

Is this ratched or what?   This I would classify as ‘ghetto’.

(Lawd-  and I havent even had my coffee yet!)

 

August 30, 2010

Obama’s Questioned Faith

by datGurl!

 WHY the h3ll is it so important an issue about Obama and his faith,  and whether he was born in the U.S. or not?   Not only does this go along with all the b*s that people have concocted about this man since he was elected, its downright nonsense.

God, why is this even news?

Did anyone question Arnold’s faith and where he was born , when he decided to run for Gov. of Cali?   No, and that mofo has an accent so thick,  I can barely understand his ass.   He was born in Austria.    And he’s a Roman Catholic.    Aren’t they rapin’ and molestin’ boys these days?   He was recently named one of 11 “worst governors” in the U.S. 

Some of the reasons:

  •  Used non-profit and campaign funds for personal benefit
  • Built cozy relationships with special interests
  • Created conflicts of interest by accepting a consulting position & doing state business with a company staffed by his aides
  • Provided state jobs to friends with dubious qualifications
  • Allegedly pressured government employees to change outcomes
  • Did not provide adequate leadership to the state
  • Vetoed bills to improve transparency in hospitals at the behest of powerful special interest

 And he’s still callin’ shots?

So why is it a big issue for Obama?   Is he Christian or is he Muslim?    What fluckin’  difference does it make?   Why should it matter what anyone’s religion is, as long as they do they job they were sworn to uphold?    Y’all let Arnold have it like that, why not Bam?

 Beck is a Mormon, does that matter?   President Bush also ‘worshiped privately’, as he should because religion is a personal and private matter-but that shyt didn’t matter either…

Article VI, Section 3 of the United States Constitution clearly states: “No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States.”   But evidently while invokin’ the Constitution on everything else, The GOP, the Tea Baggers, Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, and the rest of the Anti-Obama Crew forgot that part.

And speakin’ of Beck, after toutn’ all this civil unification and love and flowers and shyt, he still ended up assailin’  Obama in an interview for Fox News (Unfair & Imbalanced) which was filmed after the lil rally.   Beck claimed that Obama “is a guy who understands the world through liberation theology, which is oppressor-and-victim.   People aren’t recognizing his version of Christianity.”      This just shows that he continues to try to paint Bam as a radical.

Of course ya’ll know I’m gonna say, this is the Anti-Obama’s comin’  up with more shyt to throw on America’s 1st Black Pres.   Its actions like this and the above info that makes me believe that whole-heartedly.    There are some who want to say, and truly believe that Obama is a Muslim. (WRONG!)    And if he, so what?   There are other Muslims here in the United States, holdin’  office.    And they’re not attached to any terrorists.   I’m sure soon as someone thinks they can prove that he is a Muslim, they will try to connect him to 9/11.

He’s right; the man can’t spend all his time with a birth certificate stuck to his forehead.  

Seems to me with the state of the economy, people needin’ jobs, no healthcare, and the war in Afghanistan, they’d find somethin’ else to do beside dig in unnecessary shyt.

July 10, 2010

MySpace Sexy? (Caution: ‘Chickenhead’ Flic!)

by datGurl!

Now see, this is when Chicken Head-Dom goes wild  and  falls off the map. 

A bit of advice:   Next time you tryin’ to be sexy, DO NOT GO INTO THE LATRINE, CHICKENHEAD!  That is not a photo-friendly place to snap ‘sexy’ pics, unless some high-powered ad firm is involved with props n’ shyt. 

Captured on MySpace: 

 It isn’t enough that the bathroom is a mess and her clothes are piled on the floor.   If you must use the bathroom as a set for sexy pics , please flush the toilet, dayummit!  Didnt you notice that huge log floatin in the bowl  BEFORE you uploaded the flic??  

This is not cute or attractive.

jus’ nasty!~

(photo courtesy of:  MySpace and orsm.net)

July 9, 2010

Gold Diggin’ For Nuthin’?

by datGurl!

I spent the bread. Kiss my ass!

We all know there is a legal battle of the wits, with folks tryin’ to get they hands on Gary Coleman’s Dead Man’s Bread

 There is the Ex-Wifey a.k.a Chicken Head, Shannon Price, who although she was divorced from the lil dude at the time of his death, is now claimin’ rights to all that is Gary.  She claims they planned to remarry, altho I dont know what the fugg that means to anything…

Then theres Dion Mial, the former manager , the one who is listed in his 1999 will.   “I wholeheartedly believe there was foul play here. There are criminal intentions relative to Gary’s death.”  

I do too, boo.  That’s just what that is. 

Another will has surfaced.  a  2007 (handwritten one!) will, that names Chicken Head as the one gettin’ all the gold.   A mouthpiece for Gary’s former girlfriend, Anna Gray,  filed documents with the court Friday, saying she was named in a 2005 will.    The plot just keeps gettin’ thicker.

His adoptive parents are involved too  tho, he settled a lawsuit with them in ’93 for trickin off his money.   They want custody of his ‘remains’, and estate.    Chicken Head’s  parents (who did paid interviews within hours of his death!) are even involved, claimin’ they were such a happy family, and that they should get the ashes to take them on a “train tour“.    They claim that this would be an ‘appropriat’e memorial since he was so in love with model trains.   This is what he wanted.

But right now,  we’re just hoping and praying as a family that we can get those ashes because we are Gary’s family and Gary was a part of our family. We do want those ashes with us so we can do some of the things he wanted done.”

Bull-hockey.  That’s Chicken Head’s daddy Dale talkin’.  Hmmm….  And I wonder how much the price of admission will be…

Given the fact that this Chicken Head pulled the plug on ‘Arnold’ within 24 hrs of him goin’ into a coma, altho his med directive said he wanted to be kept alive for 15 days, and that ONLY in the event the coma was irreversible, should he be unplugged.  TWO doctors had to come to that conclusion.  

I’m still not really sure she had the legal right to unplug him, she was aware of that document and what it said.    And then she’s sellin’ death bed pics….   But this might all be for nuthin’ anyway.

We know lil man wasn’t really workin’ that much in the last days, and had been sued by a few folks.  And he owes a lot to doctors and hospitals at an estimate of $150-200 Thou-wow.    He’s always had issues with his kidneys and did dialysis 3x a week, and had major heart surgery in November and lived in a hospice for a while.   There might go all the money.

It’s a shame; the lil guy felt vultures nippin’ at him in life and they still tryin to chew on his ass in death.

All the posturin’ and makin moves, and all the winner might get is the ashes. 

 They might get to kiss his ass after all.

December 25, 2009

Jay Z is doin’ A Diddy…Changin’ His Name!

by datGurl!

::Daddy said...::

 

I guess when rappers approach their late 30′s / early 40′s, they start sayin and doin things that just seem odd; I guess for attention.  We lived thru the various name changes  of Sean “Puffy” Combs ;  we can now start with Hov.  

Seems,  in a monumental display of trickin’, Hov has agreed to Beyonce’s demand that he change his name.   Jay-Z – whose real name is Shawn Carter – will now be known as Shawn Knowles-Carter, while Beyonce is to become Beyonce Knowles-Carter.    

I can see the hyphenation on her part,  takin’ her married name but keepin’ her maiden name, but why in tha fluck is he changin’ his name in the first place, and THEN! puttin’ her’s FIRST???  

Snitches say there is some background musclin’ on Daddy Knowles part.    His claim is that “they only have two daughters, so once both of them are married, the Knowles name will disappear”.    So they’re doin this to carry on the Knowles name??     And: “…especially if they don’t produce any children themselves” – an indication that there will be no lil Camel’s runnin around this mofo,  by Bey, maybe??      

Dayumm, “Carter Go Harder”, I thought you had more game than this!  

They may be jumpin’ the gun, tho.  If AlexSandra Wright’s unborn baby turns out to be a boy and  Daddy Knowles’  baby, then the legacy sho nuff  will be carried on whether Daddy likes it or not!  

50 will have a ball with this one…you think he tried dissin’  Hov before; this will give him ammo to annihilate him!

November 4, 2009

Texas Boo-Boo Commission

by datGurl!

A man who lost out on a $1Milli jackpot thru the unscrupulous act of the store clerk, who told the man it was only worth $2, and left the country with the mans money.    The lottery commission  yesterday declined to pay the man, and considers the store clerk to be the winner.   Texas is such flucked-up state!   

Lottery Disappearance

Willis Willis, with his attny Randy Howry

Willis Willis,  (no typo-that’s his name!)  was told that the clerk was considered the winner since he signed the back of the ticket!  WTF??    Yet authorities are still trying to find the former clerk, Pankaj Joshi, who has been indicted  with claiming a lottery prize by fraud.  He is believed to have ‘taken the money (about $750,000)  and run” to his native Nepal.   

 So he’s gone with the money, ‘prolly wont ever come back to the states with this hangin’ over his head.    The Commish is sayin’ , basically, that Willis is just assed out.   So if he is the winner since he signed the back of the ticket,  but that signing also opens him to fraud charges, what the flickety are they sayin’ here?

Texas Lotto Commission said since the clerk signed the ticket and brought it here (?),  the commission considers Pankaj Joshi the winner of the million dollar jackpot.    If this dont sound like a load of twisted bullshyt!!

Joshi’s co-workers called authorities after discovering he won and told police Joshi never played the lottery.   The lottery commission and police launched a full investigation and found out the million dollar ticket actually belonged to Willis.     Well I be dayummed if the answer is  not in their own words!!! 

Some of the money , about half, has been recovered from U.S banks.  Prosecution states that money is ‘being held’ and some will be retuned to the victim.   And of course The Lottery Commish is declining comment.    They need to fire everyone on this board, starting with the head idiot in charge.

Willis is a 67-year-old, unemployed Black man.  I’m fa sho that, as with everything else  in TX, race played a hugh part in their lil decision.   Willis’ attorney,  Sean E. Breen  said after the ‘verdict’:  ”I think the Lottery Commission is more concerned with covering their own behinds than making sure Mr. Willis gets the money.   We will move forward with all legal remedies.”

I surely hope so…
I wouldnt just bend over and take this one.

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