Let ‘Em Eat Cake

…or maybe not.

First Chick-Fill A, now the neighborhood bakery. 

Masterpiece Cake Shop in Lakewood, Colo has decided to solidify their stance on Gay Marriage, by refusing to bake a wedding cake for a local gay couple.

Jack Phillips, the owner of this wonderful establishment (that’s his punk ass up there) is against same-sex marriages, and decided to incorporate his bigotry into his business plan.

David Mullin and Charlie Craig thought they would spend the day tastin’ cake samples but instead got shown the door once they announced they were gettin’ married.  The guys took to FB, and now Mr. Philips and his treats are today’s news.Protesters have gathered outside the shop. ‘Bout to be boycotted.

They say this isn’t the first time the shop has denied gays a wedding cake. I don’t know about that, but they got the right ones this time. These guys had FB pages.

Mr. Phillips says he’ll make a birthday cake, graduation cake, promotion cake, anniversary (?) cake, etc, all day long for the gay folks. But no wedding cakes.

This world is so engulfed in hate and bigotry. This on the heels of the couple who were denied the chapel in the predominantly clear church they’ve attended for the past year, because they were Black. They said that…

::sigh::

So do you think Mr. Philips and his Bigoted Bakery should be boycotted because of this?

You can guess how I feel…

Gods Plan?

I can’t believe this attention-whorin’ murderer got his ass in front of a camera with this bullshyt!

George Zimmerman was on Hannity last night “tellin’ his story.”  He said the usual shyt, tryin’ to say Trayvon was whuppin’ his ass, he feared for his life, and had to kill this child to save his own life.

Bullshyt.

He said he didn’t regret killin’ Trayvon.  It was “God’s plan.” What tha phuckety-phuck???  God’s plan to take the life of a child so violently? 

This guy is somethin’ else.

He looked dead into the camera (again!) and ‘apologized’ to the family, and even said he wanted to meet with them.  For what?   What would he say.  

Not without a beatdown.

To me, his credibility is shot.  He has told two different versions of what happened that night. The lies and deceit about the money shows the mofo ain’t right.  Witness #9 came forward with the fact this perv sexually molested her as a child.  And she dropped the bomb that him and his whole fam bam are racists;  they often spoke of how they hated black people and only tolerated them if they “acted white.”

I think its ludicrous that this mofo can solicit money online, and there are actually people sendin’ him money in defense of killin’ this child…

This is the world we live in.

Sandusky Slamdunked!

Well, Its all over. The Penn State Pedophile has been convicted of 45 of 48 counts of Child Molestation against 8 lil’ boys.

Jerry Sandusky sat emotionless as the foreman said the word “Guilty” forty-five times. He’s facin’ 445 years in the slammer. Atleast the rest of his natural life, at 68 yrs old.
His stupid attorney says they will appeal.

His nasty ass deserves every second of that time, for what he did to those kids. He really thought this shyt was ok. That’s the sad part for him. His wifey shoul be in hidin’ herself.

She’s either with it, or in deep denial about her freaky ass man. There is no way, unless it really was a soundproof room, that she couldn’t hear those babies hollarin’ in that house. And if she didn’t, wouldn’t she want to know why he was all closeted upwith these kids???

Just like his co-workers knew and didn’t tell, she knew too. Bytch.

More kids, includin’ his own
son has come forward. This man is a monster. Though the case is over, these kids may never heal…
Justice was served today. Yes, it was.

dGb!

A Bacon What??

omg, is that fudge??

People will sell anything these days for a buck, and we buy it.

They got bacon candy, bacon gum, bacon fudge, chocolate covered bacon, bacon doughnuts.  Guess that’s not far enough to go with the madness.   So with that being said, wtf is a bacon sundae?

Denny’s Maple (ugh!) Bacon Sundae.  They really sellin’ this vanilla ice cream with maple flavored syrup, and diced hickory-smoked bacon.  They want $2.99 for this mess…

This masterpiece is part of their new “Baconalia! (*what*?  and why the exclamation point?) Menu.  They also have Bacon Flapjacks (I might can handle that…), Meatloaf and somethin’ they call the BBBLT.

Well ok, then…

But who is the marketin’ genius who came up with this sundae shyt?  Was there no rationale in this office whatsoever?  This is not going to fly.  Not even with the chance to win a trip to “Baconfest 2011″ (they have a ‘festival’?) in Chicago April 9th (apparently so…). If you are lucky enough to be a runner-up, you get a $100.00 gift certificate to spend at Denny’s.   How quaint…

Bacon and ice cream?  Naw…

Correct me if I’m wrong, boo…

Just Say It Aint So…Please

We already heard that lil Cock-Eyed Paris Hilton thinks “Black guys are gross” but the attention whore has no problem usin’ one to step up her lame-ass game.

Lil Wayne may be gettin’ with this  chicken head on his next joint.

She was interviewin’ him for a magazine called -what else- Interview Magazine (this broad has a job? the byline clearly says, “by Paris Hilton and Dimitri Ehrlich.  I guess so…  SMH).   On break from filmin’ her new reality show (aww dayumm. another one?) “The World According to Paris.”

And he asked for the madness.  ( That’s some bad ganja he smokin’ on.)    “I was gonna ask you, how are you gonna release an album and don’t get me on it?” And her reply was: “Well, if you would be on the album, then I would be honored.  That would be the sickest thing. (Wut you know ’bout that, Bobble Head…) We should get each other’s phone numbers so we can call each other after the interview or text or something.” Oh Golly Gee.

I wonder how long it will take for her to call him the N-word.    Accidentally, of course…

I will make sure to get on the joint when it comes out.  I’m interested in what Paris and Wayne can do…  This is a definite NO.

(*laffin’*)

Interview in the April issue.  Get you some.

In Other Oink Oink News…

Readin’ an update in the home-town paper this mornin’ about a ‘special’ spousal abuse case.  SMH.  I knew it was gonna be like this…

This Merced Co Sherriff, Johnny Mathis, ruffed his woman  Kathy up, and they dismissin’ the case,  pendin’ his completion of some dayumm counselin’ sessions…  He’s already done seven.

Keep in mind,  this man is a law enforcement officer -sworn to uphold the law- who would come and wrestle your ass to the ground, cuff you up and throw you under the jail to wait for that jail time they ’bout to give you,  for yellin’ too loud at yours.

Shouldnt he be “held to a higher standard?“

He kicked his wife’s ass (an on-duty dispatcher with the department) in uniform, on duty, in the sheriff’s main office!   How much clearer could it get?

He at work;  she at work.  They havin’ a tiff in front of the office that escalated inside.  Shyt got heated and he threw his cell at her and started manhandling’ her, tossin’  her around.    People and other officers in the office at the time had to save the woman.    I  guess he was gonna just beat her down right in the police face…  They didn’t even arrest his ass then!

He was eventually charged with misdemeanor spousal abuse, and they dismissin’ that April 13th.  And he’s lookin’  to get back to his ‘law enforcement career.

Wifey is in ‘protection mode’, sayin’ it was just a verbal disagreement with hubby and somebody else, and that he’s never abused her, he doesn’t have anger issues.  She standin’ by her man  (till he beats that ass again!)

And there was a witness to the beat down who has since reconsidered his story…  (This is some bullshyt…)

But civil suits against this mofo for excessive force, have (so far) cost the county $400ThouWow+ …  There’s a problem somewhere.

It’s such a trip how police officers can do dayumm near anything and just walk away from it.  Beat they wives, steal dope from the evidence room,  sell dope, plant evidence, beat and kill innocent (mostly minority) people, etc, and just walk away from it.   I just don’t get it.

Esteban Carpio -a Trooper 'admitted' to punchin him in the face. But only 'three times'...

And Esteban is on trial for shootin his partner in the face, with his own gun.    He just wasnt gonna take that ass whuppin’.

I guess sometimes Justice aint blind…

The Crack Head DA

Wonder if they can do a lil somethin’ for lil cock-eyed Paris Hilton…

The Clark County DA that headed the case against Paris Hilton  and Bruno Mars when they got popped for coke possession, last year,  David Schubert, will be coolin’ his heels for in the jailhouse for a while.  He  was arrested his dayummm self  this weekend for allegedly buyin’ a rock of cocaine.

THIS is what stupid looks like-really

Sources-those wonderful big-mouthed magpies- say he was spotted pickin’ up another man, a Raymond Streeter, in his white Beamer in a hood known for dope dealin’.   They were followed to a crack house, Raymond jumps out, goes in, and then returns to the car.  A traffic stop turned up the rocks.

Then Ray starts singin’.  (Don’t they all when they assess are in the vise?)  He told 5-0 that this man that he knows as  “Joe” had him get him a 40-rock “several times a week.”

“I’m very disappointed to learn one of our prosecutors was allegedly buying rock cocaine.  This is an individual I placed a great deal of trust in by assigning him to a state and federal drug task force.   That said, he was arrested and he will be charged and prosecuted like any other individual.  We believe no one is above the law, including a deputy district attorney.”   -Clark County DA David Roger

To avoid conflict of interest  his case was turned over to the Nevada Attorney General.

So this mofo was standin’ up in court, talkin’ shyt tryin’ to hang Paris and Bruno, only to hit the pipe his dayumm self after court.

I wonder how he’ll like his room at the State Sponsored Resort Hotel (prison, Boo!) , while he’s on his lil ‘forced’ vacation?   If I were Paris and Bruno, I’d be there every day just to look in his face…

(**laffin my ass off!**)

The Sex-Textin’ DA

Now this is truly some shyt.  

<———-  This mofo deserves fire and brimstone shove up his ass repeatedly on a daily basis for the rest of his miserable, perverted, chicken-shit ass life!!  (**said the drunk ass sailor**)

In Oct 2009, a woman tryin’ to send her woman-beatin’ boyfriend to jail has enough problems without the DA in case tryin’ to chop her down too.

Instead of concentratin’  on prosecutin’  this bf for almost chokin’  her out last year,Madison WI District Attorney, Kenneth Kratz was sendin’ this girl texts like this:

“Are you the kind of girl that likes secret contact with an older married elected DA … the riskier the better?”  

♦

“I would not expect you to be the other woman. I would want you to be so hot and treat me so well that you’d be THE woman! R U that good?”

♦

“I’m serious! I’m the atty. I have the $350,000 house. I have the 6-figure career. You may be the tall, young, hot nymph, but I am the prize!”

♦

Sent the girl close to 30 messages over the course of time.  She’s sayin’ she felt that if she didnt get with this ugly dude he would drop the prosecution of her bf.  This man is sick, a pervert, and… oh this mofo!

…cause he doesn’t deny sendin’ the texts, and says, “This is a non-news story.”  The smug sumbytch…  He went on to ‘express concern’ that the publication would unfairly embarrass him personally and professionally.

You know this amounts to abuse as well.   Its mental and emotional abuse.  And apparently she’s not the only one (Tiger revisited?), there is another woman comin’  forward this a.m, sayin’  he did the same thing to her on a case…abusin’ her and his power.

But this man is still on the job, and refuses to step down till he is ‘voted’ out of office.  Mothaflacka, no one has time for a dayumm election.

But he has back.  When the girl reported the shyt to the police and they referred it to the Divison of Criminal Investigation.    They don’t think he did anything wrong.    The the Office of Lawyer Regulation will not take action either, and they don’t have to tell folks why,  based on some confidentiality shyt.     Well, I be dayumm.     What they smokin in WI???

Looks like somethin’ might pop, though.  A third one came out from under the bush this mornin’, sayin she was hollar’d at by this busta about how she could please him in the sack…  

This guy is a big, hot, steamy pile of shyt.   And the folks who are protectin’  him,  ’cause someone is, are too.    This is way too much for his ass not to be out on ‘administrative leave with pay’ atleast!     And these are ethics issues; he surely abused these women, especially the Domestic Violence vic. 

This surely bears watchin’  and I will be watchin’…

Burned & Busted

This Bethany Storro Bytch got sympathy all over the world when she was the victim of a supposedly random attack-someone threw acid in her face.

The story she was goin’ to tell Oprah (her story had already started unravelin’ and she cancled the appearance!) was that a black woman with a poneytail walked up to her, said “Hey Pretty girl, want somethin to drink?” and threw acid in her face.

It all turned out to be a dayumm lie.

The 5-0 in Vancouver just confirmed that she admitted she made it all up.  And this after funds were created so people could send money to help her through this ‘difficult time.‘

Police are tryin’  to figger out how to give the money back.

It just seems like whenever someone fabricates a crime the perp they lie on is always black.  Just think of the mess had they arrested some po’ black girl with a poneytail for this, and all along The Bethany Bytch was lyin’.

And what about The Bethany Bytch?  She burned her own face with acid to get attention. 

Attention or not, would you do this to your face?:

She told 5-0 that she was on her way to buy coffee at a downtown Starbucks about 7:15 p.m. Aug. 30, when a woman walked up to her and threw a cup of acid in her face.   She described the assailant as an African-American woman in her late 20s to early 30s, with slicked-back hair and three piercings in her right ear.    But no one saw this woman runnin’  away or anything.    All they saw was this chicken head on the ground.    And the bytch is supposedly deaf so how the h3ll did she hear the woman say anything?

The splash pattern wasnt consistent with the acid bein’ thrown; it was more like poured or rubbed.  And since when do people wear shades at 7 o’clock at night?

She most definitely has some mental issues, and she better hope they take that into account when they prosecute her ass.    They were on the news this mornin’ talkin about “treatin’ this troubled young woman gently”.   FLUCK THAT!  This woman LIED and blamed it on a Black Woman of all people!   That sent the police to the black community to start profilin’.    

And what does this say about The Brittany Bytch when it comes to race?  Is she prejudice and hate Black Folks?  Why did she say a Black Woman instead of an Asian or a white woman?   Or even a man; was this woman supposedly jealous of her or somethin’?  

Tho she might be troubled , she’s not stupid.   She knew exactly what she was doin’.  I wonder how long she took to plan this shyt…

I hope it was worth it to her.

Whats wrong with our children, Lord…?

Y’all know I’m always cruisin the net and lookin in shyt.  Ran across this story today and cut my cruisin short for a while.  I had to meditate on what I had read.

14 yr old C. J. was havin trouble in school but NO ONE thought it would lead to this. 

That lil C.J. on the right...

This lil boy- look at him; he’s a baby!- slit the throats of his sisters,7-year-old Melonie and 10-year-old Brittney, torched his family’s apartment, then ran a razor cross his own throat.   The razor was found under his body.

His 2 yr old lil brother Jermaine’s throat wasnt slashed but he died from his burns later at the hospital.  His mother, 32 yr old Lisa Jones was killed in the fire too.

Hours before this she was sittin’ on her porch talkin with her neighbors.

C.J., it turned out, had a history of setting fires, according to an NYPD source.   They said that he had been lighting paper ablaze outside his apartment in recent days, and had been kicked out of a public pool for starting a fire there.

Melonie...

He had also been suspended from Laurie Intermediate School for assaulting an assistant principal earlier this year. He was attending summer school there when this happened.

Lil Jermaine- he was only 2.

But what was the reason for this?  By all accounts, other than the recent problems in school, the family was doin ok.   She was goin to beauty school and when she wasnt doin that they all were together.  Close knit.  

A few money issues,  but we all got those. 

So the burnin question for me is what pushed this baby to this?  This is all a tall order.  Was there a problem? Was he bein’  bullied?  Molested?  Would talkin’ have helped?   I guess he just got ‘tired’.

Brittney. She was 10...

 He was just 14… 

 

 

 

My heart bleeds over shyt like this.

 

I have to go and think about this some mo’…

sorrowfully…